Jean and Johnny

by Beverly Cleary

  Jean and Johnny

  Beverly Cleary

  Contents

  Chapter 1

  “I have the funniest feeling,” remarked Jean Jarrett, who was…

  Chapter 2

  The first thing Jean discovered after the dance was that…

  Chapter 3

  After the near collision on the steps, Johnny began to…

  Chapter 4

  Mrs. Jarrett, in galoshes and her wet-weather coat, stood by…

  Chapter 5

  Although Jean had made up her mind that this was…

  Chapter 6

  Jean spent an uncomfortable weekend. Her argument with Sue hung…

  Chapter 7

  The days following the variety show were happy ones for…

  Chapter 8

  With twenty dollars in a cappella choir stole money saved…

  Chapter 9

  Jean, who had found it difficult to invite a boy…

  Chapter 10

  Jean practiced wearing her brown linen pumps. She walked across…

  About the Author

  Other Books by Beverly Cleary

  Credits

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  Chapter 1

  “I have the funniest feeling,” remarked Jean Jarrett, who was drying the supper dishes while her older sister, Sue, washed them. “I keep feeling as if something nice is going to happen.”

  “That’s because this is the first night of Christmas vacation,” answered Sue, rinsing a plate under the hot-water faucet and setting it in the dish drainer.

  “I suppose so,” agreed Jean dreamily, wishing that something nice really would happen. Lately life had lacked interesting ups and downs. Oh, there were little ups like watching Kip Laddish on television, just as there were little downs, too, like the plaid skirt she was wearing. Because she had forgotten to allow extra material for matching the plaid, she discovered, when the pieces of the skirt were sewed together, that the stripes were uneven at every seam. Little ups, little downs—how she wished she could replace them with big ups and downs that would make life exciting.

  “What would you like to happen?” asked Sue.

  “Oh, I don’t know exactly,” answered Jean. There was a speck of food on the plate she was wiping. She considered returning the plate to the dishwater for Sue to rewash, thought better of it, and polished off the speck with the dish towel. When it was her turn to wash dishes, she did not like to have dishes returned to her dishwater. “It would be nice to grow a couple more inches, and not have to wear glasses; but at fifteen I don’t suppose that will happen. Maybe something like a cable arriving saying that a long-lost uncle has died and left us a fortune.”

  “That would be nice,” agreed Sue. “He could be a terribly romantic figure, a family black sheep we had never even heard of, who had run away at the age of fourteen to Kenya or Bangkok and made his fortune in diamonds or teak or something.”

  “Or maybe it would be better if he had run away to the South Seas,” elaborated Jean. “He could be a pearl king with crews of natives with knives in their teeth diving for oysters.”

  “Oh, well,” said Sue. “How he got the fortune isn’t important. What is important is that he died and left it to the Jarretts.”

  “It wouldn’t even have to be a fortune,” said Jean. “Just enough so we could have avocado in the salad every single day. And so I could walk into Northgate Apparel Shop just once and buy a plaid skirt with the stripes matched by somebody else.”

  Sue laughed. “I know what you mean. Money for little extra things. Oh, well,” she said with an airy wave of the dishcloth, “what are the material things in life? We have ingenuity.”

  Jean giggled. “Especially me. It takes real ingenuity to make such a terrible-looking skirt.”

  It was Sue who had the ingenuity. Right now she was wearing a skirt she had devised out of twelve red bandana handkerchiefs that she had bought at the dime store. With it she was wearing a white blouse she had made out of a remnant and trimmed with a yard of leftover rickrack. Jean remembered how Sue had schemed, rearranging her pattern several times, to get the blouse out of the short length of material. Even two years ago, when Sue was fifteen, she would have remembered to allow extra material for matching plaid. Sue was that kind of girl: She always knew what she wanted to do and then went about it in the right way.

  Both girls were silent, each thinking of nice things they would like to have happen. Sue was right, Jean thought. Money for little extra things was a problem. House payments, life insurance, hospital insurance, money put aside for Sue’s freshman year at the university next fall (their father said his girls were going to have a better start in life than he had had), a small check to help their grandmother in the East—all these seemed to consume Mr. Jarrett’s paycheck almost as soon as he received it. It would help if their father would allow them to earn money babysitting someplace besides the two houses next door, but he would not—not since the Friday night some strangers down the street had engaged Sue to stay with their children and had not come home until two thirty in the morning. Mr. Jarrett, who was a mailman and had to report to the post office at six o’clock in the morning, said he lost too much sleep worrying about Sue in a strange house being responsible for strange children. Kids could get into the darnedest trouble, Mr. Jarrett said. He ought to know. He had seen enough of it in his nineteen years of delivering mail. If his girls were going to babysit, they had to do it close to home, where he knew what was going on. Unfortunately for Jean and Sue, their next-door neighbors did not often go out.

  Or it would be nice, Jean reflected, if her mother won a really big prize in one of the contests she was always entering—a prize so big she could give up her Saturday job as a salesclerk in a shop called Fabrics, Etc., which sold remnants and mill ends of dress, drapery, and upholstery material.

  “I know what would be nice,” said Sue suddenly.

  “What?” asked Jean, glancing at the clock. She must not get so carried away in daydreams that she missed Kip Laddish.

  “To meet a boy.” Sue’s voice was wistful. “Not just any boy, but a really nice boy who liked me.”

  “Yes, that would be nice,” agreed Jean seriously, because she understood that this time Sue was not joking. She was a little surprised at her sister’s wish, because Sue had never been interested in the boys who seemed to like her. “But what about Cliff?” Jean asked. “He phoned you a couple of times, but you wouldn’t go out with him.”

  Sue made a face. “He always said, ‘Guess who this is?’ and ‘What are you doing next Saturday night?’ without telling me what he wanted me to do. Besides, he would have bored me stiff. I am not interested in just any old boy.”

  “I suppose not.” No boy, not even one who could be called any old boy, had ever telephoned Jean.

  “Half a minute to seven. Almost time for your program,” said Sue. “I’ll finish up. We’re practically through, anyway.”

  “Thanks a lot,” said Jean gratefully, dropping her dish towel on the draining board. “I’ll finish for you sometime.”

  At exactly seven o’clock Jean, her chin propped on her fists, was sitting on the hassock in the glow of the Christmas-tree lights in front of the portable television set, the biggest prize her mother had ever won in a contest. This was the moment Jean anticipated every week. And she knew that three doors down the street Elaine Mundy, her best friend, was sitting in front of her television set, too.

  The commercial began. A pretty girl faced Jean and, while she smiled radiantly, wiggled her fingers in her soapy hair. The soap, by some magic, rose from her head in a glittering trail of bubbles that turned into a singing, dancing bottle of shampoo. Jean removed her glasses, held them up to the
light, and flicked a speck of dust off one lens.

  And then Kip Laddish was there in the living room singing straight to Jean. He was so good-looking. That checked sport coat, his trademark, made him look boyish because it was a bit too large, as if he expected to grow into it. And the way he sang…He looked so serious, almost pleading, and then suddenly he would flash the most wonderful grin, that made Jean feel as if he were sharing a secret with her. It was almost as if he were saying, I know I don’t sing very well, but we don’t care, do we?

  “Play like you love me…” Kip Laddish sang, and Jean sighed. She could hardly wait these next few months until he made his personal appearance in Northgate and she and Elaine went to see him. Without mentioning it to their families, the two girls had made up their minds, as soon as Elaine had spotted his schedule of appearances in a movie magazine, to see Kip Laddish in person and nothing, nothing was going to stop them. Elaine was giving Jean a ticket, or rather the promise of a ticket, for Christmas. They had even decided—if they did not lose their courage—to try to get his autograph.

  “Play like you love me…” It would be so wonderful if Jean could meet him. Of course that would never happen, but just supposing…just supposing she did happen to meet him. Just supposing when he came to Northgate he happened to drive down the street as she was walking along, and somehow he had got lost. Maybe he had stopped for a sandwich or something and didn’t know how to get back on the freeway…and there she was, walking along, minding her own business….

  The impatient rattle of a newspaper reminded Jean that she was not alone in the room with Kip Laddish. Her mother and father, as well as Dandy, the dog, were with her. She knew what was coming next.

  “What a lot of silly girls see in that half-baked tenor is beyond me,” said Mr. Jarrett.

  Without taking her eyes from the screen, Jean carefully measured the impatience in his voice. Her trip to Kip Laddish’s personal appearance would depend on her father, who, she had an uneasy feeling, might not think highly of such an expedition. “Please, Daddy,” she said, knowing that she could not stop what he was going to say. His voice had already registered Impatience, well above Medium but not yet to Explosive. Her father, a kind and gentle man, rarely reached Explosive, but it was wise not to push him too far when he was tired from the rush of Christmas mail.

  “He can’t even sing,” Mr. Jarrett went on. “He probably can’t even read music and yet he has the nerve to stand up there in front of a television camera wearing a coat a tinhorn gambler would be ashamed to be seen in.”

  Jean knew there was some truth in what her father was saying—not about the coat, which was terribly smart although it might look peculiar to someone as old as her father, but about Kip Laddish’s singing. It really was not very good, but that was one of the reasons all the girls liked him so much. It made him seem like a real person, someone a girl might happen to meet someday. A father could not be expected to understand this. “Lots of people like him. His records sell millions of copies,” she said defensively, knowing that she risked running her father up from Medium to Explosive. If he reached Explosive, she would have to turn the set off.

  Mr. Jarrett snorted an Almost Explosive snort. “If he earns so much money, why doesn’t he spend some of it on a haircut?” he asked.

  “Oh, Daddy, leave her alone. She’ll get over it.” Sue had entered the room and now spoke from the wisdom of her seventeen years. “Anyway, I sort of like him myself.”

  “If the only boy we have to worry about is a boy on a television program, I won’t complain,” said Mrs. Jarrett. “We can put up with him once in a while if Jean enjoys him.”

  The rattle of the paper told Jean that her father had resumed his reading and she was free to dream through the rest of the program. Kip Laddish introduced his guest artist, a girl singer in a strapless evening gown. He joked with her a few minutes before she disappeared to permit him to sing another song. Then the girl appeared in a different dress, a tight dress with the skirt slit up one side, and sang her song. Jean paid little attention to the tune, because she was wondering how the girl managed to sit down in such a skirt. Time out for the tap-dancing bottle of shampoo again. Kip appeared with the girl, who this time was wearing a gown with a halter top and a short, full skirt—how did she manage to change in such a short time? Kip put his arm around her while they sang together, and then they twirled around and danced. Kip in his crepe-soled shoes—he always wore crepe-soled shoes—was not a very good dancer either, but he was awkward in such a charming, boyish way. He joined the girl in a few more bars of their song, and then he was alone, singing Play Like You Love Me straight to Jean. The bottle of shampoo turned handsprings and the announcer, amused at the antics of the shampoo, urged everyone to buy a bottle and explained that impartial scientific tests had proved conclusively that this shampoo left ninety-seven and one half percent less dull soap film on the hair than nine other brands on the market. The program was over for another week.

  Almost immediately the telephone rang. Jean, certain that it was Elaine who was calling, went into the kitchen to answer.

  “Jean? Did you watch?” Elaine sounded as if she were suppressing some strong emotion.

  “Yes,” answered Jean breathlessly. “Wasn’t he wonderful?”

  “I practically died just watching him,” said Elaine and then, speaking pointedly for the benefit of her father, added, “Of course Dad had to rattle his paper and make a lot of rude remarks, but I guess some people just don’t appreciate the finer things in life.”

  Knowing how Mr. Mundy would react to this remark, Jean laughed. “I know,” she said sympathetically. “Dad is the same way, but I just rise above it.”

  “Can you come over for a while?” asked Elaine.

  “Sure,” answered Jean. “See you in a minute.” After Jean had taken her coat from the closet in the room she shared with her sister, she informed her family where she was going and added, “No homework for two weeks!”

  “Aren’t you going to change your skirt?” Sue, who was so skillful with needle and thread, was disturbed by the unmatched plaid. “The jog in the stripes makes your skirt look as if one half is two inches higher than the other half.”

  “Oh…I guess not,” answered Jean. “We are only going to write to our pen pals. Anyway, I have to wear the skirt sometime, and I certainly don’t want to wear it to school.” She picked up a box of notepaper that had been lying on the bookcase and looked inside to make sure she had three envelopes, because she had three letters to write: one to Japan, one to England, and a third, in shaky French, to France. Jean and Elaine always spoke of their pen pals as if the phrase was enclosed in invisible quotation marks. Pen pals were for nine-and ten-year-olds. Their correspondence was on a higher level. By writing to girls in other countries they were improving their languages and promoting better understanding between nations. This, of course, was much more intellectual than just having fun getting mail with foreign stamps.

  “Aren’t you spending a lot of time at Elaine’s?” asked Mrs. Jarrett, looking up from the pad of paper on her knee.

  “Not much,” said Jean. “I mean, what else is there to do?”

  “But you saw her this afternoon after school,” said Mrs. Jarrett absently, as she scribbled something on the pad of paper.

  “Another contest, Mother?” asked Jean.

  “Yes. Why I like Swish detergent in twenty-five words or less,” answered Mrs. Jarrett. “Don’t you think ‘elbow-grease efficiency’ would be a good phrase to use? I have heard that winning letters are always full of hyphens.”

  “Sounds good to me,” answered Jean, her hand on the knob of the front door.

  “Of course, I don’t like to give the impression that using Swish is work,” remarked Mrs. Jarrett critically. “I don’t think the judges would like that.”

  “You could say, ‘I like Swish detergent because it makes washday such a whale of a lot of fun,’” suggested Mr. Jarrett from behind his newspaper.

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sp; “Oh, I think that is going a little too far,” said Mrs. Jarrett seriously.

  “Dad is just joking.” Jean smiled and opened the door.

  “Why not use something that rhymes?” suggested Sue. “Something like, ‘I like Swish because when I Swish the clothes I have more time to doze.’”

  “You can laugh all you want,” said Mrs. Jarrett agreeably, “but just the same, it would help a lot if I could win a new refrigerator. Our old one goes on and off so often I think it must be on its last legs. And don’t forget, I won the television set by liking peanut oil in twenty-five words or less.”

  “Better let Dandy out as long as you are going,” Mr. Jarrett told Jean.

  Jean snapped her fingers to the beagle, who rose reluctantly. Dandy, who had half his tail missing, had once belonged to someone on Mr. Jarrett’s route. When a car door had been slammed on Dandy’s tail and several inches of the tail had to be amputated, the dog could no longer be exhibited at dog shows, and his owners had no further use for him. Mr. Jarrett, who had grown fond of the dog in the course of delivering mail to the owners’ house, heard that they wanted to get rid of him and offered to give him a home. When he brought Dandy home, Mrs. Jarrett protested, “But we can’t afford to keep a dog.” She was still protesting, usually just before payday, but the Jarretts continued to keep and to love Dandy.

  “Don’t stay out late,” said Mr. Jarrett.

  “I never do stay out late, Dad,” answered Jean. Some things were just habits with parents. You would think from the way Mr. Jarrett spoke that his daughters went out with boys.

  The day had been smoggy, as December days so often were, but a late afternoon breeze had swept away the ugly haze and left the night clear and sharp. The change in the weather was exhilarating to Jean. As she ran down the sidewalk, the streetlight behind her making her shadow dance ahead of her, she wished for something more exciting than an evening writing to pen pals.