by Duffy Brown
“He is now.” Big Joey ruffled Reagan’s hair and looked at me. “Joseph Jefferson. Got it?” He kissed Reagan on the head and took off.
“Who’s Joseph Jefferson?” Reagan’s wheezing faded to splutters.
“A friend. How’d you find out about tonight?”
“Are you kidding, everybody knows. Steffy Lou’s housekeeper’s the CNN of Savannah and a whiz at Twitter. What that girl can pack into a hundred-and-forty characters is amazing. You should see the picture of Tucker sloshed in the hallway. I think she’s selling it to one of those tabloids so she can retire. But I didn’t come here to chat. You got a problem.”
“Did . . . did you know about me and Conway?”
“I suspected, and there’s been talk for years.”
“Why the heck didn’t I suspect?”
Reagan gave me a get real look and, truth be told, she was right. I’d heard the talk; seen the Altoids in Conway’s desk; made the booze connection, the pie connection; and it’s probably why I bought that blue-and-yellow lamp in my office window, a little subconscious reminder that I did know.
“I think the Conway thing is like getting an F on a test,” Reagan said dragging me back to us on the sidewalk. “You don’t want to believe it’s true and you probably knew it was coming all along, you just didn’t want to think about it till you absolutely had to.”
“An F?”
“Conway, not you. It’s part of your life, you’ll deal.” She glanced over her shoulder. “And I mean like deal right now. Mamma sent me here because Ross called her. In about ten minutes Ross is coming to arrest you for Conway’s murder. She’s at Cakery Bakery right now trying to stall but even Ross can eat only so many doughnuts.”
“Waitaminute.”
“You don’t have a minute. You gotta go.”
I ran my hand through my buzzed hair. “Me kill Conway? I didn’t even know the guy. It’s Tucker they want. There was no love lost between him and Conway and Tucker wanted to sell the Olde Harbor Inn to finance his next sailboat. The police need to connect the dots. What are they thinking?”
“There’re new dots. Conway left Olde Harbor Inn to you in his will.”
“Get out of town.”
“Yeah, that’s what you have to do. Tucker’s saying you knew Conway was your dad, that you coerced him into leaving you the inn in his will then knocked him off before he could change his mind.”
“Tucker hates my guts that much?”
“From what the housekeeper overheard, Conway threw you up to Tucker at every chance for the last four years, ever since his mother died. She spoiled him and with her gone and Conway getting her money he didn’t have to put up with Tucker’s crap. No wonder he hates you.”
“Enough to push me off a balcony.”
“Balcony?”
“It’s been a bad day.” I shook my head. “Look, this is all circumstantial. The police have to see that Tucker’s setting me up and covering his butt.”
“It’s not Tucker’s butt that needs covering. The police found your .38 in your desk drawer and it matches the bullet that killed Conway.”
A cold chill skated up my spine. “Somebody wants me out of the way really bad. Tucker, Mason Dixon, the Gold Diggers, Grayden Russell, and that’s just in the last forty-eight hours.”
“What gold diggers?” Sirens sounded in the distance. “Never mind, you got to go.”
I looked at the Chevy. “Might as well put a target on my back with this thing.”
Reagan shoved her helmet at me. “Take Princess.”
“A scooter? You want me to ride a pink scooter named Princess?”
“Better than that being your nickname in the big house.”
“And let me guess, you’ll take the Chevy.”
That got me a toothy grin. “Well, if you insist. Get your leather jacket and a ball cap for me to wear and I’ll take the cops on a wild goose chase and let you get away. No one will suspect you’re on Princess. Hunch over so you look shorter and you got the helmet to cover your hair.”
“There’s sparkly stuff on this helmet.”
“Glitter. Don’t you love it? It smells like cotton candy on the inside. I had to pay extra for that. I didn’t know when I’d get the car.” Reagan held out her hand for the keys.
“You’re just doing this to get your paws on my car.” I knew that wasn’t true the minute I said it. “For God’s sake be careful.”
“I won’t hurt your precious Chevy.”
“I’m not talking about the car, Blondie.”
Reagan stilled, her eyes black and fathomless as the night around us, and for a split second we were the only people on Earth . . . no sirens, no police, no Conway. Standing on tiptoes she kissed me on the cheek, her fingers trailing down my throat. She kissed me on the chin, then on the mouth, hers warm and tender.
“You got lousy timing, Reagan Summerside.” I snatched her around the waist, her arms around my neck, and I kissed her like a man kissed a woman, slow and easy, memorizing the moment, her scent, the feel of her in my arms . . . then all hell broke loose.
I set her back on the sidewalk, her mouth wet from mine, cheeks flushed, our bodies still pressed tight. I touched her silky hair one last time, letting it fall through my fingers, then I pulled on the pink helmet and left.
Keep reading for a special excerpt of Duffy Brown’s next Consignment Shop Mystery . . .
DEMISE IN DENIM
Coming March 2015 in paperback from Berkley Prime Crime!
The convertible top was down, a crescent moon hung low over the marshlands, and the night sky was filled with a bazillion stars as I drove Walker Boone’s precious red ’57 Chevy toward Tybee Post. It was a perfect spring night except that my palms were sweating, my heart was rocketing around in my chest, I shook so bad it was hard to keep the car on the road, and there were one, two, make that four police cars on my bumper, their red and blue lights flashing in my rearview mirror.
Of course I wouldn’t be in this fix if Conway Adkins hadn’t been found dead in his very own bathtub and Boone hadn’t gotten himself accused of the murder. Taking Boone’s Chevy and heading off in one direction to get the cops off his tail while he took my new cute-as-a-button pink scooter and escaped in the other direction seemed like a really good idea . . . till now.
Figuring I’d pushed the surely you can’t be after little ol’ me routine as far as I could, I pulled to the side of the road, careful not to drown Boone’s car in the swamp and wind up gator food. As the string of cruisers lined up behind me, illuminating the dark like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and traffic slowed to snap iPhone pics that would make me an instant Savannah celebrity of the wrong kind, the gator-food option looked pretty darn good.
“Get out with your hands raised” blared from the cop’s bullhorn. Teeth chattering and knees knocking, I finally wrenched the car door open and stood, arms up. Immediately they were handcuffed behind me. Okay, I’d expected this to happen, but the real deal was downright terrifying. Breathe, I ordered myself. Think calm and cool and try not to babble like you always do when scared spitless.
“You’re not Boone,” a cop growled as he spun me around. “Where is he?”
A loaded question if ever there was one. I gave Officer Deckard—least that was what his name tag said—the innocent-and-clueless arched-eyebrow expression. “Why now, I have no idea where Walker Boone is and can we make this quick, I got to get home to let my dog out to pee.”
Deckard’s lips thinned, the little capillaries in his eyes ready to pop. He yanked the collar of Boone’s much-too-large-on-me leather jacket and whipped the Atlanta Braves ball cap off my head and tossed it into the cattails. “You know where he is. You wanted us to think you’re Walker Boone.”
“Me? I run the Prissy Fox consignment shop in Savannah.” Was that squeaky voice really mine?
“And I’ve
heard about you. You’re a total pain in the ass, always sticking your nose in where it doesn’t belong.”
“There is that.”
Deckard picked me up by the collar, my frightened gaze now level with his really-pissed-off one. “We both know Boone’s wanted for murdering Conway Adkins. We have Boone’s gun, we know he did the deed, and here you are helping him get away by driving his car and wearing his jacket and hat, and leading us on a wild-goose chase.”
“Would I do that?”
That got me the how’d you like to rot in jail for the rest of your natural life cop glare. “If you’re not helping him, how’d you get the keys to his car?”
“They were in the ignition.”
“You stole his car?”
“He took Princess.”
“Kidnapping?”
“A scooter. It’s new and pink and the helmet smells like cotton candy on the inside, I had to pay extra for that, and that’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but—” That got me tossed in the back of a cruiser. I think the cotton-candy part pushed Decker over the edge, and twenty minutes later I was sitting across from Detective Aldeen Ross in the Dumpster-green police interrogation room back in Savannah. This night was not improving.
I knew enough not to touch under the table, avoid anything wet on top of the table, and step around slick spots on the floor. The reason I possessed this valuable information was that this was not my first time in the police interrogation room on Habersham Street or my first time meeting up with Ross. Fact is, Aldeen Ross and I were sort of buds depending on which side of the law I happened to be standing on at the moment and whether one of us was willing to share a six-pack of sprinkle doughnuts from Cakery Bakery.
“Boone can’t hide forever, you know,” Ross said to me in a flat matter-of-fact voice even though the look in her eyes suggested that Boone probably had enough street smarts to hide forever if he wanted to.
“He didn’t kill Conway,” I said. “He isn’t a bullet-between-the-eyes kind of guy. He’s an attorney, upholds the law, I doubt if he cheats on his taxes, and there’s the little fact that Conway was Boone’s daddy. He’s not about to kill his own father, for Pete’s sake, even if the piece of crud deserved it.”
Ross sat back in the chair, her navy poly jacket pulled tight across her pastry-enhanced girth. “The way we see it,” she said, “is that Conway the elder walked out on Walker when he was a baby, married money, had nothing to do with Walker all his life even when he was living on the streets, and never claimed him as his own. Conway the elder had nightmares of burning in hell for all eternity for his sins so he told Walker who he was, left him the Old Harbor Inn in his will to make up for being a first-class ass, and then Walker did Conway in before he could change the will back. Plus Walker had thirty-four years of ticked-off under his belt to egg him on. Sounds like motive for murder to me.”
“Except you and I both know that Boone doesn’t egg, and if he did Conway in no one would ever find the gun or the body, and what about everybody else who hated Conway? They aren’t going to be erecting statues in his honor anytime soon around here.”
Ross stood and leaned across the table toward me, her voice low and her brown eyes intense. She put her hand over the little microphone that recorded the conversations in this room. “Keep in mind Boone’s got his share of enemies, and they’re tickled pink he’s on the run, and they’ll be even happier once he’s rotting behind bars. Somebody framed him, and if they think you’re out to rectify the situation you’ll be the next one in their crosshairs. The best way to find out what’s what is to act like you hate the guy, and that’s going to be real tough with that dopey look on your face when you mention his name.”
“He kissed me.”
“Forget the kiss.”
“It curled my toes.” I rolled my eyes up. “Singed my brows.”
Ross pointed a stiff finger at the door. “A cold shower and a bad memory is your only hope. Now get yourself out of here; I’m late for my midnight doughnut and if you find out where Boone is you better tell me.”
“You bet.”
“You’re lying.
“Only when necessary.” I hurried out the door before Ross changed her mind about setting me free. Personally I didn’t think there was enough cold water in the Arctic to kill the aftereffects of a Walker Boone kiss, but unless I wanted to go the lobotomy route it was worth a shot.
It was late and I was tired to the bone as I stepped out into the police parking lot. I hated that Boone was on the lam, I really did, but the upside was it gave me some time to think about what that kiss meant. Another upside was that I had myself a car, a really sweet car. No one had reported the Chevy stolen, so the police gave me back the keys and here it was parked right in front of me. It was all nice and red and shiny as if waiting for me to take it home and tuck it into my garage, which had been carless since I’d divorced Hollis the Horrible, who drove off with the Lexus I paid for.
I lovingly stroked the ragtop, unlocked it, and sat behind the wheel, inhaling the scent of fine leather and a hint of residual exhaust that graced sublime vintage cars. I cranked the engine over, listening to the low rumble, feeling the vibrations up my spine and across my neck. I eased the gear into drive, inching forward so as not to hit the cars or either side or nick the Chevy.
Then I put the car in reverse and put the Chevy back to where I found it. That one of the Chevy’s fins took out the front light of an old tan pickup parked next to me was testimony to just how little I knew about being the captain of a vintage boat. I killed the engine, got out of the car, and left my contact info on the truck.
Here’s the thing: If I drove out of the police station in Boone’s car, the reporters hanging around would see it and follow me and ask a bunch of questions about Boone that I didn’t want to answer. They’d probably hunt me down later, but if I snuck out of here now that would give me time to figure out what to say. Wouldn’t you know it, after two years of schlepping myself on and off buses and hoofing it from one end of this city to the other, I finally get a car to tool around in and I couldn’t even use it.
A cruiser pulled into the lot and parked by the rear entrance to the police station. Two uniforms wrestled one of Savannah’s drunk and disorderlies from the backseat, and I used the distraction to slip out of view of the reporters, slink across Hall Street, and fade into the shadows. I headed down Habersham, flanked on each side by restaurants and bars closed for the night. It was a darn shame they weren’t open, as a Reuben from the Firefly would taste really terrific right now.
I cut across Troup Square, one of the twenty-three parks in Savannah. This one had a doggie fountain where Bruce Willis, my four-legged BFF, loved to socialize with the other canines and—Holy cow! BW! He hadn’t had a potty break in hours. I could picture him howling by the door with his back legs crossed. I took off in a run, cut through Whitfield Square with moonlight filtering through the big oaks draped in Spanish moss, and darted around the gazebo that every bride in the city used as a backdrop for wedding pics.
Hanging a left onto Gwinnett, I caught sight of the light in the front display window of the Prissy Fox, my consignment shop on the ground floor of my less-than-pristine Victorian. Someone was sitting on the decomposing front porch steps. Either it was a green alien with round things poking out of its head or it was my Auntie KiKi dolled up in night rollers and face cream.
“Lord have mercy,” she said in a stage whisper so as not to disturb the residential quiet around us. “I thought Ross done locked you up and swallowed the key.” Auntie KiKi hiccupped and saluted my presence with her martini.
KiKi was my only auntie, my next-door neighbor, and more often than not my partner in crime solving. She was also the local dance instructor for such things as cotillions, weddings, anniversaries, and coming-out parties of any variety. KiKi was a nondiscriminatory kind of dance teacher.
“What are yo
u doing up at his hour? Uncle Putter’s got to be wondering where the heck you are.”
KiKi patted BW, who was sprawled out beside her and snoring like a hibernating bear. “Poor thing was cutting up such a ruckus over here with his barking and whining I had to see what the problem was. He peed like a racehorse once I got him out by the bushes. Putter’s asleep with his headphones and Dreaming Your Way to Long Drives and Short Putts blaring into his brain.”
“Martinis?” I looked from KiKi’s glass to the silver shaker. “It’s after two.” I wedged myself between KiKi and BW, and KiKi handed me a glass. “And three olives?”
“Honey, from what I’ve seen it’s a three-olive night.” KiKi pulled her iPhone from the pocket of her yellow terry robe that matched her yellow terry slippers. She tapped on the little blue birdie app and pulled up a video with me surrounded by the police and flashing lights, my hands behind my back and getting hauled off toward a cruiser.
KiKi slid the phone back into her pocket. “You need to be keeping yourself up if you’re going to be starring in social media like this. Your mamma is a judge, after all, and the Summersides got a family reputation to protect.” She took a long drink. “So, I’m thinking this has something to do with Conway deader than a mackerel in his own bathtub with a bullet between his beady little eyes and Walker getting the blame. Twitter knows all.”
This time I took a sip of martini, the cool alcohol sliding down my throat and taking the edge off a hair-raising night. “Here’s what’s going on,” I said to catch KiKi up on what happened. “The police found Walker’s .38 revolver and it was the same gun used to do in Conway Adkins, who we now know is Boone’s daddy. Best I can tell, Detective Ross doesn’t think Walker killed Conway because earlier tonight she called Mamma to let her know what was going on and Mamma called me. Judge Gloria Summerside couldn’t very well get involved in this herself now could she so contacting Boone got passed on to me.. Anyway, I showed up on Boone’s doorstep to tell him the cops were on their way to arrest him and we came up with the I take his car and he takes my scooter plan to give him time to get away.”