by Anthology
Jack saw all this just before the veil took on another shade of red and blurred completely his vision of the outside. But the final thickening did not keep him from seeing that Doctor Eumenes was staring down at him as if he were peering into a dusky burrow. And Jack could make out the eyes. They were large, much larger than they should have been at the speed with which Jack was receding. They were not the pale pink of an albino's. They were black from corner to corner and built of a dozen or so hexagons whose edges caught the light.
They twinkled.
Like jewels.
Or the eyes of an enormous and evolved wasp.
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THE ETHICAL WAY
By Joseph Farrell
There is a way around every tabu, knock on wood--but just watch out that the wood doesn't knock back!
"Is it time?" Jarth Rolan asked anxiously. Pilot Lan Barda pushed him gently back into a seat. "No, but very soon. And be calm--you're jumpier than a human."
"But we've waited so long--yes, a long time. And I am anxious to get home."
Lan peered calmly out of his vehicle. They were hovering in Earth's upper atmosphere, at the permitted limit.
"Be patient. These people have almost reached the critical point. We'll get the signal before long."
Jarth Rolan popped out of his chair and danced about in nervous excitement.
"Won't it be dangerous? For us, I mean. Going down into that radioactive atmosphere. And how about them--will any of them live? Suppose we wait too long?"
Lan Barda laughed. He was a husky humanoid, pinkish of skin and completely hairless, like all galactics. He slapped Jarth Rolan's back.
"We have experts watching. These humans have used four cobalt bombs, and plenty of smaller stuff. The fallout is close to the danger point. Our observers will know just when we can move in because--" he winked and his voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper--"they're using automatically controlled instruments."
"Oh, my!" Jarth Rolan clapped his hands to his cheeks. "But those are robots--and the use of robots is against religion."
"I know, Jarth. But we won't be using them much longer, will we?" He poked a playful finger into Jarth's ribs. "We'll have slaves--and it'll be completely ethical."
Jarth Rolan winced. "Must you use that word 'slaves,' Lan? It sounds so--" He waved his hands.
Lan laughed again. "Be honest with yourself, Jarth. You're out to make a few dopolins for yourself as a slave raider."
"An entrepreneur," said Jarth. "In personal services."
Lan Barda became serious. "There's the signal--it's time to go down. Let's go, Jarth, before somebody else gets them all."
* * * * *
An hour later, it was Lan Barda's turn to be nervous. He watched a needle creep into the red zone.
"Hurry, Jarth. We've been on this planet long enough. That fifth cobalt bomb is sending the index up fast. Can't you skip these last few?"
"Oh, no. Very unethical to leave these three here to die. Must take a small chance, you know. Besides, see the sign on that taxi--just married. A fine young couple. And a fine young taxi driver. Couldn't sleep if I didn't help these three."
"Couldn't sleep thinking of the profit you'd passed up. Here, let me take that one. We have to get out of here fast."
Jarth Rolan fluttered anxiously about the pilot until they were safely above the poisoned atmosphere.
"How many?" he asked. "Did we fill the ship?"
Lan Barda checked off items on his clipboard. "A thousand and three, with these last ones. You'll make a good profit."
"Not so much the profit. Oh, no. More than that involved. Ethics and religion, Lan. Yes. With all these sla--servants, our people will never have to use robots. They'll be relieved of routine labor and can devote their lives to art and science. And it's all ethical--oh, yes, for these people were doomed."
"Want to know something, Jarth?" Lan Barda bent closer and whispered wickedly. "This ship has automatic controls. Has to. No living being has fast enough reactions to handle an interstellar ship. All robot driven, at least in part."
"Robots! May we be forgiven!" Jarth stared suspiciously at Lan Barda. "Sometimes, Lan, I think you are an agnostic."
The pilot became more serious. "Maybe, Jarth. In our work, we must use robots. We joke about it, but it goes against all galactic belief to let a machine think for us. Maybe that's why we pilots are so cynical."
"A galactic is always ethical," said Jarth Rolan solemnly. "This affair, for example. We let these poor creatures of Earth handle their own affairs with no interference until they doomed themselves. It was unethical to intervene a minute sooner. Yes--the ethical way and I feel better for it and proud to be a galactic."
"That's true," said Lan Barda. "A galactic wouldn't feel right, being a member of the dominant race of the Galaxy, if he didn't help the less fortunate."
* * * * *
Jarth Rolan had prepared a center on his estate for the slaves. The demand was greater than the supply. He chatted happily with his wife.
"An excellent investment, Shalla--yes. And the highest group council wants us to lease them out by the day for the present instead of selling outright."
She nodded. "That's the fair way. Everybody can have a turn having a slave."
"And," said Jarth, rubbing his pink hands, "we'll collect every day and still hold title."
"Will they multiply fast," asked Shalla, "so there will be enough for all?"
"They always did on Earth. Yes. By the time we pass our estate on to our son, this investment will have multiplied in value."
At the center, the slaves clustered about the bulletin boards to read the slave code. The three who had been brought aboard last stood together. Laurent Crotier and his wife Jean were still in their wedding clothes, and Sam the taxi driver was in uniform. They read the seven articles of the slave code.
"We have to work twelve hours a day," Laurent observed. "And have off every seventh day. This could be worse."
"We'll keep our eyes open and wait for our chance," Sam piped up. "Some day we'll make a break out of here."
"Yeah," said Jean. "And remember, Frenchy, no kids."
Nine months later, Laurent, Jr., was born. Before the blessed event, Laurent went to Jarth Rolan with a complaint.
"She can't do it, work twelve hours a day now. You have to change the rules. By gar, if my wife die 'count of this, I goin' kill you, Jarth Rolan."
Jarth Rolan waltzed about nervously, biting his fingernails.
"No, we do not want her to have trouble. No. She will need proper rest. There is a meeting of the highest group council right now, concerning this. Others have the same problem. But yes, I will relieve her of work without waiting for the council's decision. Tell your wife to stay home, Laurent, until the baby is born."
Laurent pushed his luck. "And after that, too. A kid got to have a mother. I do the work for three, you let my wife take care of the family."
"Oh, this is a problem!" Jarth Rolan rubbed his fingers unhappily over his bald scalp. "Some of the other females are in the same condition. But it is like planting a crop--one labors hard at the beginning to reap a great harvest later. We will work this out."
The next day, fifteen articles amending the code arrived and were posted. Laurent read happily.
"Now," he said to Jean, "it is the law. You will stay home and have the baby."
"'And for such further period'," she read, "'as is considered necessary.' You sure told him off, Frenchy."
She squeezed his arm affectionately and his chest went out a little.
"And remember," she said, "this is the last one."
"Look at this rule," said Sam. "All kids must be educated. I'm only--" he winked at them--"thirteen. It's off the job and back to school for me."
Laurent blinked. "By gar, Sam, I think you been shaving pretty near as long as I am. But if Jarth Rolan ask me, I say I know Sam is thirteen."
Jarth Rolan came along to explain the amendment
s.
"We don't want the slaves to be ignorant. Oh, no. It will be worth extra effort and expense to reap the harvest. The slaves will work at many specialized tasks. Even personal servants will read and write letters and help at business and keep accounts--yes, indeed. We must assign some slaves to teaching."
* * * * *
About the time Laurent, Jr., started school, Laurent led a delegation to Jarth Rolan.
"We got some complaint to make. These food servings pretty small lately. We work hard, we have to eat more."
Jarth Rolan's facial skin had developed wrinkles, though the galactics' life span was comparable to a human's and he was only about forty. He fidgeted.
"I am sorry--oh, yes. Sorry. There have been delays in food shipments--the same trouble all over. Too many excused from the work force, you know. Most of the women are pregnant or have children, and teachers and special assignments--but things will improve, believe me. Yes. You will soon find an improvement. Yes--very soon."
The delegation talked it over outside Jarth Rolan's house.
"He's been letting himself go," said a woman. "Did you notice how thin he's become? And the same with his family."
Laurent reflected. "To raise a lot of kids is hard. My father, he work like hell all the time. Raise his own food, don't depend on nobody. I think that land back of the center, we should plough it up and put in some potatoes."
"On our own time?" Sam exclaimed.
Laurent chuckled. "Well, Sam, you got no kids--you just a young boy eighteen years old. By gar, I think you have gray hair when you twenty-one."
The others joined the laughter. Sam's lie about his age had boomeranged--he had been kept in school and denied permission to marry until he was officially eighteen, a few months ago.
Laurent fingered his chin thoughtfully. "I think we look over that land. Maybe we get some time out from our regular work, we do some farming."
Before the blowup on Earth, the galactics had made occasional landings to gather animals and seeds of food plants. Certain centers were put under government control to grow food for the slaves. The people at Jarth Rolan's center saw that this arrangement was breaking down because of the increasing slave population and the diversion of labor to child raising. They looked over the piece of land and Laurent okayed it. They went back to Jarth Rolan. He approved at once.
"Oh, indeed. I can obtain all the equipment you'll need. Get started right away. We can grow a good part of our own food. Yes. I am sure it will work out."
"We goin' need some time for work the farm," Laurent pointed out.
"Oh? I thought maybe in your spare time--"
"You want to kill us?" Sam demanded. "Put us on an extra job after working us hard twelve hours a day?"
"But--there's so little coming in. Still, maybe you're right. Worth the extra trouble and expense now. Building for the future--that's the idea."
* * * * *
Jarth Rolan notified his group leader of the arrangement and it percolated swiftly up through the hierarchy to the council of the highest group heads, who directed policy for the entire Galaxy. There were nine of them and they talked over this development.
"I approve. We should have done it this way from the beginning."
"Of course. But certain advocates of government control insisted on public ownership of the food farms--"
"What do you mean, certain advocates? If you mean me, be galactic enough to say so."
"I intend no personal offense to anybody. But there is bound to be inefficiency in any government project--"
The chairman pounded the table. "Stay with the subject. It has been suggested that each center grow part of its food. I am in favor."
"But it cuts down the available labor force. We're having complaints now about the shortage of slaves--"
"Think of the future. I admit the present situation is difficult. It's like raising a herd of prize cattle--all expense and no profit at first. Then the herd is built up and suddenly you're rich."
"But we're putting so much into it--"
"The more we put in, the more we take out. And they're multiplying rapidly. Remember our new goal of two slaves for each galactic--one for the day shift and one for the night. It's the only way our people can live a decent life, freed from routine labor, devoting themselves to art and science."
"That's right. We work so our children can lead the better life. It's worth some sacrifice."
The chairman stood up. "Most of us seem willing to endure a little hardship now for the benefit of our children. I suggest we endorse this new procedure."
* * * * *
Laurent, Jr., married the girl next door. Laurent celebrated the wedding with a barrel of beer he had brewed on the farm. Sam became glassy-eyed and lectured the young couple.
"Just wait for the right time. Rise up and capture their spaceships. That's what we'll do. We'll go back to Earth and then let them try to get us off it again."
"But Earth is dead," Laurent, Jr., objected. "We can't live there. Poisonous radiation."
"By gar!" Laurent drained another brew. "You believe everything they tell you, hah? We goin' show them sometime. Like Sam says, not now, but sometime. Maybe me and Sam don't do it, but don't you kids forget--you not goin' be slaves always. You watch for the right time, like Sam says."
His son looked dubious. "But what you told me about Earth doesn't sound so good. Like the way you were so cold and hungry in that shack in Canada. And Mama walking up five flights in New York after working all day in the garment factory. And all those wars! Why did you people spend half your time shooting each other, Dad?"
Laurent belched indignantly. "By gar, boy! We was free! We don't have no galactic stand over us, do this, do that. We was free!"
"We don't work so hard," said his son. "And look at old Jarth Rolan and the others out there--they've given us the day off, but the galactics are all busy in the fields. Everybody has to work, Dad."
Laurent looked through a slight haze at the masters laboring in the potato fields. Farm work and teaching and other special assignments had created a shortage of personal slaves. Jarth Rolan gave preference in leasing slaves to those who came and helped him at the center.
Since having a personal slave was a mark of prestige among the galactics, many of those laboring on the farm were from the highest levels of society.
"They don't know nothing about raise potatoes," Laurent grumbled. "We put in complaint, by damn. We want each one have his own land. I work like jackass, I want to get paid for it."
* * * * *
The highest group council was in session. One member was explaining: "It's the custom of tipping slaves. At first, those who could get a slave were so happy that they often gave him a few coins. Now the custom is firmly established--anybody who doesn't tip a slave is considered cheap. I do it and so do you."
"Of course. What's wrong with giving them a few polins now and then? Or a dopolin or two when they have a baby or a wedding?"
"Nothing wrong with it, in itself. But they don't spend anything. We supply their food and clothing; nothing else we have seems to appeal to them. The money goes out of circulation. It's estimated that half the money in the Galaxy is being hoarded by slaves."
"What? That's impossible. Just from those small tips?"
"Small tips, but day after day; year after year. Add up some time what you've given and multiply by the number who've been doing it."
"Then that's behind our economic troubles. A currency shortage. Can we take it away from them?"
"Of course not. Besides being unethical, it would turn them against us. They wouldn't understand."
"Then we'll abolish tipping."
"Too late. What we need is an ethical way of getting back that currency."
A new member spoke: "I understand that on Earth these slaves were often addicted to alcohol, gambling and various alkaloids. Perhaps we could introduce these items, under government control, of course--"
He stopped. Eight pair of eyes were blazi
ng at him.
"You're new here," the chairman said. "If you ever make another suggestion like that--"
They pondered. The chairman fingered some papers.
"Here's a suggestion. The slaves have been petitioning for the right to own land. It seems to be the only thing they'll spend their money for."
"Impossible!"
"But maybe--"
"We could limit the holdings."
"And have the land subject to condemnation by the government at a fair price."
The chairman called for order. "Let's argue this out. Remember the slaves will need time to work their land. Since their work day is down to nine hours, we'll have to arrange something."
* * * * *
Jean had been complaining about the lumps in the mattress. When Laurent took them out, there was enough in galactic currency to buy a piece of land in his name and hers, plus a plot for each of the children, and a new mattress as well. Sam was suspicious.
"They're out to get what little we've been able to save, Laurent. They can take the land anytime--for what they call a fair price. Fair! Fine chance they'll be fair about it."
But Laurent kept the land and was even able to buy a piece for each grandchild, although they arrived faster and faster as his own large family grew up and married. One day Jean called him to a new house at the edge of the widely expanded center to see the latest arrival.
Laurent poked a finger at the squalling creature. "So I'm another grandpa. Which one this?"
"This time you're a great-grandpa, Frenchy. This is Laurent 4th."
"You mean we gettin' that old? By damn! Well, I'm buy him a piece of land, too. So much new building, this land be worth plenty when he grows up."
The 512th amendment permitted slaves to retire at 65. Laurent was a leading real estate dealer by that time. He had twenty-three children and more grandchildren than he could count. The center was grown to a city, its main street running through what had been his first farm. Sometimes Laurent relaxed in his rocking chair and needled Sam.
"By gar, Sam, if you not the oldest-looking man of fifty-five I ever see. I think you a hundred years old when you retire. When you havin' that revolution?"