by John Grisham
playing along.
Why not? Roger said.
Might as well, Calvin said as he sipped a beer and tried to envision Tiffany in the middle of her routine.
We’ll stay for an hour, then hurry to the hospital, Roger said. After ten beers, he was remarkably coherent.
The bouncer at the door eyed them suspiciously. Lemme see your ID, he growled at Calvin, who, though twenty-one, looked younger. Aggie looked his age. Roger, twenty-seven, could pass for forty. Mississippi, huh? the bouncer said with an obvious bias against people from that state.
Yep, Roger said.
Ten-dollar cover charge.
Just because we’re from Mississippi? Roger asked.
No, wiseass, everybody pays the cover. If you don’t like it, then hop back on your tractor and go home.
You this nice to all your customers? Aggie said.
Yep.
They walked away, huddled up, discussed the cover charge and whether they should stay. Roger explained that there was another club not far away, but warned that it would probably stick them with a similar entry fee. As they whispered and pondered things, Calvin tried to peek in the door for a quick glimpse of Tiffany. He voted to stay, and it was eventually unanimous.
Once inside, they were examined by two more burly and smiling bouncers, then led to the main room with a round stage in the center, and on that stage, at the moment, were two young ladies, one white, one black, both naked and gyrating in all directions.
Calvin froze when he saw them. His $10 cover charge was instantly forgotten.
Their table was less than twenty feet from the stage. The club was half-full, and the crowd was young and blue-collar. They were not the only country boys who’d come to town. Their waitress wore nothing but a G-string, and when she popped in with a curt What’ll it be? Three-drink minimum, Calvin almost fainted. He’d never seen so much forbidden flesh.
Three drinks? Roger asked, trying to maintain eye contact.
That’s it, she shot back.
How much is a beer?
Five bucks.
And we have to order three?
Three a piece. That’s the house rule. If you don’t like it, then you can take it up with the bouncers over there. She nodded at the door, but their eyes did not leave her chest.
They ordered three beers each and studied the surroundings. The stage now had four dancers, all gyrating as loud rap rattled the walls. The waitresses moved swiftly between the tables as if they might get fondled if they lingered too long. Many of the customers were drunk and rowdy, and before long a table dance broke out. A waitress climbed onto a table nearby and began her routine while a group of truck drivers stuffed cash into her G-string. Before long, her waistline was bristling with greenbacks.
A platter "with nine tall and very skinny glasses of beer arrived, beer that was lighter than light and watered down to the point that it looked more like diluted lemonade. "That'll be $45," the waitress said, and this caused a panicked and searching of pockets and wallets by all three. They finally rounded up the cash.
"Ya'll still do lap dances?" Roger asked their waitress.
"Depends.
"He's never had one," Roger said, pointing to Calvin, whose heart froze.
"Twenty bucks," she said.
Roger found a $20 bill and forked it over, and within seconds Amber was sitting on top of Calvin, who, at 270 pounds, provided enough lap for a small troupe of dancers. As the music rocked and boomed, Amber bounced and wiggled, and Calvin simply closed his eyes and wondered what true love was really like.
"Rub her legs," Roger instructed, the voice of experience. "He can't touch," Amber said sternly, while at the same time her rear end was nestled firmly between Calvin's massive thighs. Some brutes at a nearby table watched with amusement and were soon egging Amber on with all sorts of obscene suggestions, and she played to her crowd.
How long will this song last? Calvin asked himself. His broad flat forehead was covered with perspiration.
Suddenly she turned around and faced him without missing a beat, and for at least a minute Calvin held a comely and quivering naked woman in his lap. It was a life-changing experience. Calvin would never be the same.
Sadly, the song ended, and Amber bounced to her feet and hustled off to check on her tables.
"You know you can see her later," Roger said. "One-on-one."
"What's that?" Aggie asked.
"They got little rooms in the back where you can meet the Łiris after they get off work."
"You're lyin'."
Calvin was still speechless, totally mute as he watched Amber skip around the club taking orders. But he was listening, and during the gap in the music he heard what Roger was saying. Amber could be his, all alone, in some glorious little back room.
They sipped their watery beer and watched other customers arrive. By 11:00 p.m., the place was packed, and more strippers and dancers worked the stage and the crowd. Calvin watched with jealous rage as Amber lap danced on another man, less than ten feet away. He noted with some pride, though, that she did the face-to-face thing for only a few seconds. If he had plenty of cash, he would happily stuff it in her G-string and get lap danced on all night long.
Cash, though, was quickly becoming an issue. During another pause between songs and strippers, Calvin, the unemployed, admitted, I’m not sure how long I can last here. This is some pretty expensive beer.
Their beer, in eight-ounce glasses, was almost gone, and they had studied the waitresses enough to know that empties didn’t sit long on the tables. The customers were expected to drink heavily, tip generously, and throw money at the girls for personal dances. The Memphis skin trade was very profitable.
"I got some cash," Aggie said.
"I got credit cards," Roger said. "Order another round while I take a pee." He stood and for the first time seemed to teeter somewhat, then he disappeared in the smoke and crowd. Calvin flagged down Amber and ordered another round. She smiled and winked her approval. What he wanted much worse than the river water they were drinking was more physical contact with his girl, but it wasn't to be. At that moment, he vowed to redouble his efforts to find a job, save his money, and become a regular at the Desperado. For the first time in his young life, Calvin had a goal.
Aggie was staring at the floor, under Roger's empty seat. "The dumbass dropped his wallet again," he said, and picked up a battered canvas billfold.
"You think he's got any credit cards?" Aggie asked.
"No."
"Let's take a look." He glanced around to make sure there was no sign of Roger, then opened his wallet. There was an expired discount card from a grocery store, then a collection of business cards—two from lawyers, two from bail bondsmen, one from a rehab clinic, and one from a parole officer. Folded neatly and par-tially hidden was a $20 bill. "What a surprise," Aggie said. "No credit cards, no driver's license."
"And he almost got shot over that," Calvin said.
"He's an idiot, okay?" Aggie closed the wallet and placed it on Roger's chair.
The beer arrived as Roger returned and found his wallet. They scraped together $45 and managed a $3 tip. "Can we put a lap dance on a credit card?" Roger yelled at Amber.
"Nope, just cash," she yelled back as she left them.
"What kinda credit card you got?" Aggie asked.
"Bunch of 'em," he said like a big shot.
Calvin, his lap still on fire, watched his beloved Amber weave through the crowd. Aggie watched the girls too, but he was also watching the time. He had no idea how long it took to give a pint of blood. Midnight was approaching. And though he tried not to, he couldn't help but think about his girlfriend and the tantrum she would throw if she somehow heard about this little detour.
Roger was fading fast. His eyelids were drooping and his head was nodding. "Drink up," he said, thick tongued, as he tried to rally, but his lights were dimming. Between songs, Calvin chat
ted with two guys at another table and in the course of a quick conversation learned that the legendary stripper, Tiffany, didn't work on Thursday nights.
When the beer was gone, Aggie announced, "I'm leavin'. You boys comin' with me?"
Roger couldn't stand alone, so they half dragged him away from the table. As they headed to the door, Amber glided by and aid to Calvin, "Are you leaving me?"
He nodded because he couldn't speak.
"Please come back later," she cooed. "I think you're cute."
One of the bouncers grabbed Roger and helped get him outside. What time ya'll dose? Calvin asked.
"Three a.m.," the bouncer said and pointed to Roger. "But don't bring him back."
"Say, where's the hospital?" Aggie asked.
"Which one?"
Aggie looked at Calvin and Calvin looked at Aggie, and it was obvious neither had a clue. The bouncer waited impatiently, then said, "You got ten hospitals in this city. Which one?"
"Uh, the nearest one," Aggie said.
"That'll be Lutheran. You know the city?"
"Sure."
"I’ll bet you do. Take Lamar to Parkway, Parkway to Poplar. It's just past East High School."
"Thanks."
The bouncer waved them off and disappeared inside. They dragged Roger to the truck, tossed him inside, then spent half an hour roaming midtown Memphis in a hopeless search for Lutheran Hospital. "Are you sure that's the right hospital?" Calvin asked several times.
In various ways, Aggie answered, "Yes," "Sure," "Probably," and "Of course."
When they found themselves downtown, Aggie stopped at a curb and approached a cabdriver who was napping behind the wheel- "Ain't no Lutheran Hospital," the cabdriver said. "We got Baptist, Methodist, Catholic, Central, Mercy, and a few others, but no Lutheran."
"I know, you got ten of 'em."
"Seven, to be exact. Where you from?"
"Mississippi. Look, where's the nearest hospital?"
"Mercy is four blocks away, just down Union Avenue."
"Thanks."
They found Mercy Hospital and left Roger in the truck, comatose. Mercy was the city hospital, the principal destination for late-night victims of crime, domestic abuse, police shootings, gang disputes, drug overdoses, and alcohol-related car wrecks. Almost all of said victims were black. Ambulances and police cars swarmed around the ER entrance. Packs of frantic family members roamed the dungeonlike hallways searching for their victims. Screams and shouts echoed through the place as Aggie and Calvin walked for miles looking for the information desk. They finally found it, tucked away as if it were intentionally hidden. A young Mexican girl was at the desk, smacking gum and reading a magazine.
"Do ya'll admit white people?" Aggie began pleasantly.
To which she replied coolly, "Who are you looking for?"
"We're here to give blood."
"Blood Services is just down the hall," she said, pointing.
"Are they open?"
"I doubt it. Who you giving blood for?"
"Uh, Bailey," Aggie said as he looked blankly at Calvin.
"First name?" She began to peck at a keyboard and look at a monitor.
Aggie and Calvin frowned at each other, clueless. "I thought Bailey was his first name," Calvin said.
"I thought it was his last name. They used to call him Buck, didn't they?"
"Sure, but his momma's last name is Caldwell."
"How many times has she been married?"
The girl watched this back'and'forth with her mouth open. Aggie looked at her and said, "Got anybody with the last name of Bailey?"
She pecked, waited, then said, "A Mr. Jerome Bailey, aged forty-eight, black, gunshot wound."
"Anybody else?"
"No."
"Anybody with the first name of Bailey?"
"We don't enter them by first names."
"Why not?"
The shooting was a gang skirmish that had begun an hour earlier at a north Memphis housing project. For some reason it resumed in the parking lot of Mercy Hospital. Roger, dead to the world, was jolted from his blackout by a burst of gunfire close by. It took a second or two for his brain to react, but before long he knew damned well that, again, someone was shooting at him. He eased his head up, peeked low through the passenger's window, and was struck by the realization that he had no idea where he was. There were rows of cars parked all around, a tall parking garage nearby, buildings everywhere, and in the distance flashing red and blue lights.
More gunfire, and Roger ducked low, lost his equilibrium, and was on the floorboard, where he frantically searched under the seat for a weapon of some sort. Aggie, like every other boy from Ford County, wouldn't travel anywhere without protection, and Roger knew a gun was close by. He found one under the driver's seat, a 9-millimeter Husk automatic with a twelve-shot clip. Fully loaded. He clutched it, fondled it, kissed the barrel, then quickly rolled down the passenger's window. He heard angry voices, then saw what was most certainly a gangster car easing suspiciously through the parking lot.
Roger fired twice, hit nothing, but succeeded in changing the strategy of the gang shooting. Aggie's Dodge was immediately sprayed with bullets from an assault rifle. The rear window exploded, sending glass throughout the cab and into the long hair of Roger, who hit the floor again and began scrambling to safety. He slid out of the driver's door, ducked low, and began zigzagging through the unlit rows of parked cars. Behind him were more angry voices, then another gunshot. He kept going, his thighs and calves screaming as he kept his head at tire level. He failed to complete a turn between two cars and crashed into the front fender of an old Cadillac. He sat for a moment on the asphalt, listening, breathing, sweating, cursing, but not bleeding. Slowly, he raised his head, saw no one chasing him, but decided to take no chances. He pressed on, cutting between parked cars until he came to a street. A car was approaching, so he stuck the pistol in a front pants pocket.
It was apparent, even to Roger, that this part of town was a war zone. The buildings had thick bars over the windows. The chain-link fences were crowned with razor wire. The alleys were dark and forbidding, and Roger, in a lucid moment, asked himself, What the hell am I doin' here? Only the gun kept him from total panic. He eased along the sidewalk, pondering strategy, and decided it was best to get back to the truck and wait on his friends. The shooting had stopped. Perhaps the police were on the scene and things were secure. There were voices behind him, on the sidewalk, and a quick glance revealed a group of young black men, on his side of the street and gaining. Roger picked up the pace. A rock landed nearby and bounced for twenty feet. They were hollering back there. He eased the gun out of his pocket, put his finger on the trigger, and walked even faster. There were lights ahead, and when he turned a corner, he stepped into a small parking lot outside an all'night convenience store.
There was one car parked directly in front of the store, and beside the car a white man and a white woman were yelling at each other. As Roger stepped onto the scene, the man threw a right hook and clobbered the woman in the face. The sound of her flesh getting smacked was sickening. Roger froze as the scene began to register in his muddled mind.
But the woman took the shot well and counterpunched with an unbelievable combination. She threw a right cross that busted the man's lips, then went low with a left uppercut that crushed his testicles. He squealed like a burned animal and fell in a heap just as Roger took a step closer. The woman looked at Roger, looked at his gun, then saw the gang approaching from the dark street. If there was another conscious white person within four blocks, he or she was not outdoors.
"You in trouble?" she asked.
"I think so. You?"
"I've felt safer. You got a driver's license?"
"Sure," Roger said as he almost reached again for his wallet.
"Let's go." She jumped in the car with Roger behind the wheel and his new friend riding shotgun. Roger squealed tires, and they were soon racing west on Poplar Avenue.