Before he can answer, the oldest adds, “And what happened to Clarice?”
Sitting in a rocker, Toby stares at the antique, broken fountain pen in his hand for a moment before taking to his feet. He winces once from old age and old wounds before kissing and tucking his grandchildren into their bedrolls. “All of that,” he says, “is a story for another night.”
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THE GODS ARE FUNNY.
Except when you piss them off.
Then they suck.
They really, really suck.
(Really).
Alexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues.
Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal.
For now.
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After a colossal error on Gabe’s part, Pi turns into a binary monster along the lines of HAL, GLaDOS, and SHODAN. The only thing rendering her mostly harmless is the fact that she doesn’t fully understand the physical world...yet.
But she’s learning.
And unless Gabe quickly finds a way to rein her in or shut her down, the next time Pi starts a fire, it won’t just be his empty house that goes up in flames.
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Acknowledgements
To all the aliens who generously donated their time so I could understand how Preser Tech operates…
To my slew of readers who went over countless drafts and helped shape Office Preserves into a fun romp…
To my editor, Crystal Watanabe, who helped see it through its final leg of work...
And most of all, to my wife, Mary Beth, who keeps reading my stuff at my request and somehow hasn’t been driven away.
About the Author
When not writing, Galen Surlak-Ramsey has been known to throw himself out of an airplane, teach others how to throw themselves out of an airplane, take pictures of the deep space, and wrangle his four children somewhere in Southwest Florida.
He also manages to pay the bills as a chaplain for a local hospice.
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Table of Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Epilogue
Thank you for reading!
The Gorgon Bride
little computer people
Acknowledgements
About the Author
About the Publisher (and other stuff)
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