“Were you shot?” Mary asks.
“I don’t think so. Only holes I got in me are the ones that are supposed to be there.”
“You’re on my leg, dear.”
“Oh. Sorry.”
Harry moves, and the pressure is replaced by the pins and needles sensation of blood returning. Mary sits up and rubs her leg with both palms.
Gunshots. From the garage.
Jacqueline.
Mary looks around, spies the large handgun on the floor next to the dead man. She crawls over to it, clasps it between her hands. She tries to curl her fingers around it, but they won’t cooperate.
“Give it here, Mom.” Harry takes it in his left hand and points it at the refrigerator door. “Stand back.”
Mary obeys. Harry fires at the door handle, and it shears away, releasing his prosthetic claw.
“Should have done that to begin with,” he says. “Where’s Jack?”
“Garage, with the other sniper.”
Harry puts a protective arm around Mary, hustles her into the kitchen.
“Stay down, Mom. I’ll be back in a second, right after I give that son of a bitch a lead enema.”
Harry gives her a quick kiss on the cheek, then runs off.
That’s my boy.
11:55 P.M.
MUNCHEL
THE SPLIT-TAIL is at his mercy, and Munchel likes the feeling.
He likes the look of defeat on her battered face. Of submission. She’s resigned herself to death at his hands.
But he’s not ready to kill her yet.
He backhands her, and she doesn’t even try to block it. Such a far cry from the cocky cop who almost shot him.
Munchel grins. It’s always been a secret shame of his that he hasn’t ever had sex without paying for it. But he’s going to now. Her face is all bruised and puffy, but she’s got good legs, a nice ass. He’s going to ride this bitch like—
“Hey! Rambozo!”
Munchel whips his head around. Sees the man with the bionic hand standing in the doorway. In his real hand is Pessolano’s Desert Eagle.
“I wanted you to see it coming,” the man says.
Munchel backs away, his hands up in protest.
The man fires six times in rapid succession.
Miraculously, the first five shots completely miss.
Unfortunately, the last one doesn’t.
It drills Munchel in the stomach, and feels like getting hit with a miner’s pick. Munchel doubles over, dropping the knife, falling to his knees, and then to his side. He curls into a fetal position, clutching the fire in his belly. This isn’t like the other time he got shot, that wussy slap in the back. This is awful.
He lifts a hand to his face, sees the blood.
But I’m wearing body armor, he thinks. This isn’t fair.
“You okay, sis?” The man bends down next to the cop, helps her up.
“I’ll live. Where’s Mom?”
“I’m here.”
Munchel looks left, watches an old broad come into the garage. They all share a group hug. It’s a big happy goddamn Walton family reunion, and he’s lying here in agony, bleeding to death.
“Help me,” Munchel whispers.
The bionic guy walks up to him, squints. “You’re lucky I suck lefty. I was aiming for your head.”
“It hurts.”
“I can fix that,” the man says. “Don’t worry. I won’t miss this time.”
Munchel feels the barrel press against his forehead. His bladder lets go, soaking his fatigues.
“You… you have to help me,” Munchel states. “You’re a cop.”
“She’s a cop,” the guy says. “I used to be a cop, but they kicked me off the force for not following the rules.” The man grins. “I’m not big on rules.”
Munchel’s entire being is focused on the cold steel between his eyes. This isn’t how things are supposed to end.
“I’m begging you. Don’t kill me. Please please please don’t kill me.”
“Do me a favor. When you get to hell, give Hitler a kick in the balls and tell him it’s from Harry McGlade.”
He cocks the Desert Eagle.
“No!”
“Harry, don’t.”
The split-tail. She won’t let him do it. Thank God.
“You want the honors, Jackie?”
“Don’t waste the bullets. Alex is still out there.”
“Gotcha. How about I use the chain saw? See what this guy had for breakfast?”
Munchel starts to cry.
“Go find the cuffs, Harry. Check the kitchen.”
“Your house, your rules.” He hands the gun, butt-first, to Jackie the cop, then trots out of the garage.
“Call an ambulance,” Munchel whines. “Jesus, it hurts.”
“That might be a problem,” Jackie says. “Some assholes cut the landlines and are using a cell phone jammer.”
“Roof,” Munchel says. “Pessolano threw it on the roof.”
“Where on the roof?”
“Somewhere over the garage. Switch it off. Call for help.”
“Was it just the three of you?” she asks.
“Yeah. Me, Pessolano, and Swanson.”
“If there’s another one of you idiots out there, I might get killed, and then I’ll let Harry go Black and Decker on your ass.”
“I’m the last one. I swear. Find the jammer.” Munchel moans. It feels like he swallowed a hot coal. “Jesus, the pain is getting worse.”
Jackie pats him down, taking the Desert Eagle from his holster, and his wallet from his back pocket.
“James Michael Munchel,” she says, reading his driver’s license. “You have the right to remain silent.”
Munchel tunes out her spiel. He doesn’t give a hoot about his rights. He’s focusing on something else. Something only a few feet away.
Harry returns with a pair of handcuffs. Jackie snicks a bracelet onto his wrist, and then they drag Munchel across the floor over to the workbench.
Perfect, Munchel thinks.
Harry tries to pull Munchel’s fist away from his burning gut. Munchel fights it as hard as he can.
“Please! I’ll bleed to death!”
“Don’t worry about it. We’ll get the stains up with some bleach.”
Harry wrestles his hand away, but again the cop stops him.
“Just cuff the other end to the leg of the bench. It weighs a ton. He’s not going anywhere.”
Harry obeys, locking the cuff around one of the metal pipe legs, above a crossbeam so Munchel can’t lift the leg to escape.
But Munchel has another way to escape. The real reason he wants his hand free is because he spotted something under the bench, next to a cat litter box, only a few feet away.
A revolver.
Munchel should be able to reach it if he stretches. Then he can shoot away the cuffs, kill everyone in the house, and use Pessolano’s truck to get to a hospital.
But he can’t do it while he’s being watched. Everyone has to leave the garage first, give him a little privacy.
James Michael Munchel groans again, biding time until he gets his chance.
MIDNIGHT
JACK
MUNCHEL’S DESERT EAGLE is predictably empty, but Harry’s has two bullets left. After I make several threats, he reluctantly gives me one.
“This sharing thing is new to me, sis.”
I eye him. “You accepted this whole sister thing pretty quickly, don’t you think?”
He shrugs. “Give a starving man a cracker, it’s a banquet.”
That’s more insight than I thought Harry capable of, but I figure we can hold off on this discussion until we get our blood tests. And I have a couple of drinks in me.
“You okay?” I ask Mom.
She nods. “I’m going to check on Latham and Herb. Which one of you is going on the roof?”
“Jackie is.” Harry chews his lower lip. “Heights scare me, Mom.”
I put my hands on my hips. “Give me
a break. Do you remember riding in a helicopter not too long ago?”
He nods. “I remember. It scared me.”
“I’m not leaving my mother alone, McGlade.”
“I’ll watch her.”
“I’ll watch her. You’ll get your ass up on the roof.”
“We can play rock, scissors, paper, to decide,” Harry says.
“That’s ridiculous.”
“It’s fair. You ready? On three.”
I can’t believe I’m doing this. “Fine, Harry. One… two… three.”
I hold out my fist. Rock.
Harry holds up his metal claw.
“Paper covers rock, Jackie. I win.”
“That’s not paper!”
“You want to discriminate because I’m differently abled?”
I consider popping him in the nose with my rock, but that isn’t going to get him on the roof. I turn to my mother for support, but she shakes her head.
“You kids work it out amongst yourselves,” she says.
I consider calling Harry a name, like sissy or coward, but I hold off. The sissy coward just saved my life, so the insult probably won’t stick.
“Fine,” I say. “I’ll go.”
“Don’t be sore, Jackie.” Harry raises his prosthesis. “Want to try two out of three?”
I stick my finger in his face. “Just protect Mom, McGlade.”
“No problemo.”
I give Harry my back, leaning down over Munchel. Ignoring the perp’s protests of agony, I turn him over and unbuckle his holster. Then I slide it off of him and cinch it around my waist. There’s a surreal quality to my actions, the combination of unremitting pain and fatigue. This has been an intense night, and it isn’t over yet.
The Desert Eagle goes in the holster, and I take a deep, steadying breath.
“I’ll need help getting up on the roof,” I say to McGlade. “Or do I have to ask Mom to give me a boost?”
Harry smiles. “I’m here for you, sis. Let’s do this.”
“What about him?” Mom asks, indicating Munchel.
I look at the holes in the garage door, and the broken window on the side wall. Too many ways to see inside here, too many angles Alex can attack from.
“He stays here. But I want you in the bathroom, Mom. It’s safer.”
The three of us walk back into the kitchen, keeping our distance from the living room window. But the lights are on, and I catch a glimpse of the dead sniper lying by the front door in an incredibly large pool of blood.
“I forgot to mention,” Harry says, “it looks like our buddy Alex found a rifle.”
I escort Mom quickly down the hall, peek in on the boys, find them still alive, and press on to the laundry room, where I left the flashlight. I stick it in my holster belt, then stop by the bathroom again on my way back.
“I’ll just be a few minutes,” I say to Mom. “This is almost over.”
“I hope so, Jacqueline. This might not be the right time, but I’m thinking about moving back into the city. Would that be okay?”
I smile. “We’ll call a Realtor in the morning, Mom. Stay put. Harry will be by soon.”
We hug again, and I hurry back to the kitchen. Harry is at the kitchen table, holding his cell phone.
“Just erasing the picture of your head,” he says. “And another one I took up your skirt when you weren’t looking.”
I open the patio door and step outside, Harry in tow. The night has continued to cool off, and the wind blows through my hair and makes me shiver. It feels good, clean, almost energizing. Hopefully it will be energizing enough to get me on the roof.
“I’m going to climb up onto the veranda,” I tell Harry.
We push a lawn chair to the corner of the patio, and I stand on it. Harry braces himself against the post and bends down. I step onto his back and get my chin up over the top of the veranda. On any other night, I could have easily pulled myself up. But this small effort by itself has turned the world into a carousel, spinning me around and around. I take a few seconds to control my wobbling.
“Anytime now,” Harry grunts.
“You have to lift higher.”
He straightens his back, and I rise another few inches. It still isn’t enough.
“Push me up with your hand,” I say. Then I add, “Your real one.”
The aforementioned hand lands solidly on my ass, and he squeezes. I freeze up.
“McGlade, there’s so much wrong with what you’re doing right now.”
“I’m not enjoying it either, Jackie. You’re not exactly heroin chic.”
Fighting words. “Are you saying I’m fat?”
“No. Of course not. You’re… what’s the opposite of anorexic?”
I remind myself I only have one bullet and need to save it.
“Never discuss a woman’s weight with her, Harry.”
“Tell that to the loop of intestines bulging out of my side. It’s so big I can twist it into balloon animals.”
He grips lower, onto my thigh, and lifts. This is enough for me to get my upper body onto the veranda. But I’m having a little trouble swinging my leg up.
“Okay, Harry. Push on my—”
“Oh shit!”
Suddenly McGlade is gone and I’m alone, legs dangling. I slap my palms against the wooden slats of veranda top, trying to find something to grab hold of. All I find are splinters. If Alex is down there with Harry, I’m an easy target with my ass hanging over the ledge. I reach for the holster, ready to drop down and—
“Sorry, Jackie.” Harry is beneath me again, his hand pushing against my feet. “Your damn cat just ran past me, into the house. Scared the hell out of me.”
He shoves me, and I manage to finally get my whole body up onto the veranda. I lie on my back for a moment, staring at the stars in the night sky. My heart is beating wildly, and I try to summon up enough saliva so I can swallow.
“You okay?” Harry asks.
I’m about as far from okay as a girl can be, but I say, “Yeah. Get back in the house and keep an eye on Mom.”
“The cat’s in the house.”
“McGlade…”
“Fine. I’m on it.”
I wait, but don’t hear the patio door close. I twist my head and peek down through the slats. Harry is still standing there.
“Move it, Harry.”
“Yeah. It’s just…”
“It’s just what?”
He shrugs. “Maybe I should be the one on the roof.”
Unbelievable. “Little late for that now.”
“Just… just be careful, Jackie. I was an only child my whole life. I’m not anxious to be one again.”
I’m grateful I’m up here, because his tone implies he wants to hug me again.
“Don’t you have anything you want to say to me, Jackie?” he asks.
“Yes, I do, Harry.”
“Go ahead.”
“Are you listening?”
“I’m listening. I’m here for you. Say what you need to say.”
“Here it is: Get in the house and watch Mom.”
Harry nods. “I understand. You’ve got all of these new feelings, and it isn’t easy to—”
“GET IN THE DAMN HOUSE!”
“Got it. I’m going.”
Harry goes back into the kitchen, closing the door behind him. I sit up, then carefully get to my feet. The veranda is flat on top, and I’m able to keep my balance. Walking from the veranda to the roof is a bit more problematic, since the roof is on an angle. Not a steep angle, but too steep for a woman with multiple injuries who was shot in the head a few hours ago.
Standing isn’t going to happen. Crawling on the rough shingles hurts my knees. So I settle for a sort of sliding scoot, navigating the roof on my butt. I tug the flashlight from my belt and flick it on, giving this side of the roof a quick scan. I have no idea what a cell phone jammer looks like, or even how big it is. I’m guessing it doesn’t look like dead leaves; that’s all I see.
I m
ake my way toward the garage, my bare feet brushing the gutters, methodically checking every other scoot for anything that looks electronic. I make it to the end of the house, maneuver over the corner of the roof to the side of the garage, and still find nothing.
Unless Munchel is lying, the only place the jammer can still be is on the front side of the house — which is where Alex is waiting with her sniper rifle.
I pause, switching off my light. There hasn’t been any shooting for a while. That might mean she fled the area. Or it might mean that she’s just waiting for me to come into view.
I rack my brain for other options, and can’t come up with any. I have to find the jammer, the sooner the better.
Either I get shot, or I don’t, I think. Not much in the way of rationalization, but it’s all I have to work with.
I scoot over the corner, facing my driveway, and notice an SUV parked down the road. There’s a big hole in the windshield, and its headlights are on.
I can’t make out who’s inside, but lying on the ground, near the passenger door, is Alex. My first hope is that she’s dead, but that’s dashed when I see her slink closer to the front of the truck.
If she’s sneaking up to it, there must be someone inside. Everyone in the house is accounted for. That leaves Phin.
I have to warn him.
I draw the Desert Eagle, figuring I’ll fire one in his direction to get his attention. But that will leave me unarmed.
Alex sneaks closer.
I switch on my flashlight, wave it over my head, and yell, “Phin!”
I don’t know if he hears it. But Alex does. She turns her head, waves at me, then begins to climb the hood. She’s going to go in through the hole in the front windshield.
Phin came here because of me. I have to do something.
Without considering the wisdom of my action, I kick my legs out over the edge of the roof and brace myself for impact with the ground.
12:07 A.M.
PHIN
HE KNOWS ALEX is in the dark somewhere, stalking him. Phin can’t find her. And until he does, he’s stuck in the Bronco. This truck is a mobile arsenal, with enough ammunition to overthrow a small country. He can’t carry it all back to the house in one trip. And if he abandons it, there’s a chance Alex will appropriate the ammo for herself.
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