by Kendall Grey
Rock
Hard Rock Harlots Book 4
Kendall Grey
Howling Mad Press
Contents
Copyright
Acknowledgments
Dedication
Is That a Billy Club in Your Ass, or Are You Happy to See Me?
Get Away from Her, You Bitch!
Float Like a Butterfly and Sting Like a Bee
Those Betties Can Go Fuck Themselves
Turkey Scrotum Blues
You Ever Done It on a Seesaw?
I Think I Broke My Cock
Betties, Betties Everywhere, but Not a Cunt to Punt
Truths from a Forked Tongue
Get Your Rock Off
Secret Rendezvous
Birthday Eve
Love Fountains, Pearl Clutching, and Snake Venom
The Making of an Eight-Legged Fuck Beast
Pissed-off Neanderthal Seeks Angry Fuck
Bitch Said WHAT?
It’s Getting Hot in Here
Dance with the Devil
Make Art, Not House Payments
Sticks and Stones and Broken Homes
Stages of Grief
Tastes Like America
Ass Panache
Making a Statement
Get It Up
Afterblow
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Jillian Scorned
Thanksgiving
Our Baby
Bless Me Father, for I Have Sinned
About the Author
Also by Kendall Grey
ROCK
Copyright © 2015 by Kendall Grey
Published by
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P.O. Box 660
Bethlehem, GA 30620
United States of America
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Edited by Jennifer Sommersby Young
Cover design by Noelle Pierce
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ISBN-10: 0-9911928-6-9
ISBN-13: 978-0-9911928-6-1
First E-book Edition: March 2015
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.
The author acknowledges the copyrighted or trademarked status and trademark owners of the following wordmarks mentioned in this work of fiction: Febreze, Slip ’N Slide, Nostromo from Aliens, GarageBand, Auto-Tune, Tigger, Walmart, Rolling Stone, “Reunited” by Peaches & Herb, Solo cups, Jell-O, Reebok, Grammy Awards, Axe shower gel, lightsaber, Mommie Dearest, Powerball, YouTube, Pictionary, “Bad Boys” by Inner Circle.
Acknowledgments
Thanks to my beta readers for the awesome, helpful feedback: Jenna Barton, Kacey Buckles, Erin Fisher, Mindy Guerreiros, Jamie Lynn, Noelle Pierce.
To my assistant Debi Krupa, thanks for everything you do on a daily basis to keep me straight (including beta reading, listening to my late night rants, and orchestrating drunken bar takeovers in strange towns). I couldn’t do this job without you. You’re an awesome friend.
Jenn Sommersby Young, you are my sister from another mister. I’m so glad you came into my life and decided to stick around. Thanks for making my words pretty and for keeping my secrets.
Whitney Gracia Williams, I owe you a big hug for inspiring me to dig up my courage and burn my insecurities to the motherfuckin’ ground. Bomb-ass bitches write bomb-ass books. Boo-yah!
And to my Resident Geek … All of my best ideas were yours first. This book would never have been written without you standing behind me, feeding me scenarios, and believing in me every step of the way. This book is ours, babe. You and me, or Letty and Shades. It’s all the same. I love you.
Dedication
ROCK is dedicated to YOU.
You know who you are.
If you see your reflection staring back from the words on these pages, it was intentional. I’m sure you never intended to inspire me, but you did. Thanks for feeding me the fire I needed to get off my ass and write again.
Is That a Billy Club in Your Ass, or Are You Happy to See Me?
“I need to see your license and registration, ma’am.” The hot cop leans closer, apparently studying me from behind his mirrored glasses. His blue fitted polyester-blend shirt boasts a shiny badge labeled “Sgt. Franks” atop some tight abs. His snug black police pants tell me he’s got quite the package underneath the ugly-ass uniform. My drunken gaze stutters past the gun holstered to his hip and alights on the billy club behind it.
I flap my lashes at him. “You won’t believe this, officer, but I left my wallet on the tour bus.”
His glasses bounce as he quirks a brow. “Tour bus?”
I grip the steering wheel and stretch into the seat to give him a full glimpse of the tops of the tits about to pop out of my low-cut tank. Then I shake out my long, red hair. “Yeah, I’m a musician. Letty Dillinger. Lead singer for Killer Buzz Float. Maybe you’ve heard of me?” I blink twice and flash a demure grin.
He smirks. “I’m afraid not.”
Well, harrumph. I thought everybody knew me.
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“No.” I pout, fold my arms, and stuff them under my boobs to plump them in case he wants to take another gander.
“I clocked you doing 87 in a 45 zone. Where were you going in such a rush?”
I cock my head at him and let my fingers drift over the left bra cup, making a long, slow scrape of it with my arm. The nipple pops out accidentally on purpose. “Oh Christ. Sorry about that.” I giggle and press the back of my hand to my lips. My exaggerated movements induce the other tit to show her pale, round face, and that nipple winks up at him too. “God, I can’t seem to keep myself contained over here.” I adjust in the seat, spreading my legs enough for the red plaid miniskirt to climb within an inch of mounting the peak of Mt. St. Pussyville. I casually reach under the hem and slide the flimsy fabric of my thong aside. Humid night air fans the mouth of my lady cave. My eyes give him their best impression of an innocent doe, and I lick my lips.
The guy’s cock stretches and fills up the polyester like a blimp guzzling helium. He acts as if he didn’t even notice. He leans closer again, right where I want him, and his nostrils flare. “Ma’am, have you been drinking? I smell alcohol on your breath.”
Genius is just now figuring it out? Of course I’ve been drinking. It’s Saturday night. I always drink on Saturday nights.
And I always fuck on Saturday nights too. Though, it would be nice to experience a little spontaneity for once, and this guy might be just the ticket. No pun intended.
The same old, same old routine with Shades is wearing thin. Do a gig, shower, slip into the bunk on the tour bus. I get on top and fuck him for a while. Then we move to our sides, and he bangs me from behind. Exactly nine minutes and forty-five seconds later (yes, I timed it. Shades is like fucking clockwork), he comes inside me, I hose the bunk curtain (I have a female ejaculation problem), we spray that shit with Febreze, and both of us fall asleep.
Yawn.
Oh, and let’s not forget his recent offhanded comment about settling down one day and starting a family. Cringe. Shades and me, getting married? Or worse, having a kid? Fuck off! Those things are filthy, disgusting leeches. If harboring a leech for eighteen years isn’t the world’s best argument for birth control, I don’t know what is.
I du
nno. Maybe he feels the same lack of excitement as I do lately. Where did our spark go? Our lives used to be insane and fun and totally out of control. Now, our routine is so predictable, I could set my watch by it.
But tonight could be different.
I face the buff officer, not so subtly admiring his bulge once more. This guy is a prime cut of beef I wouldn’t mind dousing with special sauce and sinking my teeth into.
Never fucked a cop before.
I do a shoulder shimmy as a chill dances from the depths of my freshly juicing cooter, lighting up the rungs of the colorful DEFCON markers igniting my spine. The tingle I’ve come to love cranks up. The wild and free passion of The Rock. The cosmic force that guides my music, my soul—my entire life.
Sgt. Franks interrupts my musings. “So, that’s a yes? You have been drinking?”
With chipped, short nails, I draw circles on the cop’s gloved hand resting on the open door window and stare up into those shades.
Shades.
I straighten. “My boyfriend will kill me if I get another ticket, officer. Is there any way we could … sneak around it?” I can’t stop staring at the massive cock about to make its getaway.
“I’m not sure what you mean by that, ma’am, but bribing an officer could get you into even worse trouble.” He pauses as if debating what to do, then steps back. “Out of the car, please.” He waves me over.
I bounce his way, raring to go. His polyester-incarcerated cock is begging me to free it. To suck it. Spit floods my mouth. With a coy little pivot on the toes of one foot, I bring the tips of my fingers up, smear them over my lip gloss, and ask, “Are you gonna frisk me?” Please fucking frisk me.
He crosses his thick arms. Nice flush of sweat glistens on his skin. “Ms. Dillinger, do you have any sharp objects in your pockets I need to be aware of?”
Another glance at his dick, and I stroke the billy club. Carefully unhooking it from his belt and stepping into the heat of his shadow, I say, “Nothing sharp. But I’ve got long and hard covered.” I wind my arms around his waist without touching and slide the billy club down the back of his pants. I can’t see his eyes, but I’m guessing they’re probably bugging right about now. I rub the weapon across the crack of his ass like a bow across strings for a few measures. His jaw clenches. Unclenches. Clenches again.
I unzip his pants and free the Schlong That Will Not Be Tamed. Instead of sucking it like I’d planned, I spit on the billy club, stroke it to spread the natural lube, and shove his pants to his ankles.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” he says. Some of the sureness has left his voice.
“Cavity search.” I give the club one more spit shine, look up at him with a leer, and drop to my knees. Hands free, I take his dick all the way down to his balls and invade his ass with the baton. He gasps, lurching forward, choking me with his manaconda. I shove the club in deeper and twist. Once he catches his breath, I pump him from behind, each thrust urging him farther down my throat till I’m drowning in cop cock.
Despite being ass-banged, he takes it like a man who knows exactly what he wants. No resistance now that my makeshift dildo is fully engaged. He actually seems to like it. I wish I were the one being buggered while someone went down on me. Been there, done that a time or twelve. Enjoyed the fuck out of it.
I moan around his veined flesh, milk it, swirl my tongue up and down. He fucks my mouth harder and harder until we’re both about to come. “Do it,” I beg as I flip up my skirt and pry my pussy open with two fingers. “I wanna taste your cum, big boy. Give me your doughnut-tinged splooge.”
He stops suddenly and yanks me by the neck to my feet. Between the billy club left unattended, poking out of his ass, and the straight arrow of his cock pointing front and center, it looks like some sort of half-living, half-rubber baseball bat has impaled him. His grip on my throat is tight. I’m gasping for breath. My heart races as my blood reserves divert south. My cooch is on the verge of the biggest eruption ever, and I’ve had some doozies.
“I thought you said you had a boyfriend,” he ekes out through gritted teeth.
Mirrors block my view of the eyes I wish I could see, but it’s safer not to know the man behind the glasses. “I do,” I gasp. “But I won’t tell him. I swear.”
He loosens his hold on my neck a tad, and I catch my breath. I was this close to coming.
He spins me around and shoves my face against the window. My cheek and tits squash the glass as he yanks my wrists behind my back and pins them just above my ass. Movement follows, then something icy cold hits my wrists in turn. Click. Click.
Handcuffs.
The skirt lifts slowly, and he rubs my ass cheeks, dropping bite-kisses over each one. I try to squeeze my legs together to keep from hosing him, but he nudges my knees shoulder-width apart, and drops his scratchy uniformed chest to my back. Gloved fingers shove the thong halfway down my thighs. The first bead of cooch juice submits to gravity’s whims. A full-body tremor follows.
Between the tequila earlier and the endorphin rush now, my head threatens to spin straight off my body.
“You have the right to remain silent,” he growls beside my ear.
I whimper. Shoulder the stream of drool that escapes the corner of my lips. “But, I have so much more to say …”
He grabs the length of my hair, winds it around my neck and shoves it between my teeth like a bit. Two more drops of lady jizz escape containment. Jesus in a jester hat, I’m gonna explode.
“I said, shut your mouth, Ms. Dillinger.” A pair of leather-covered fingers pries open my pussy from behind.
My entire body tenses as I bite down hard on my hair. A moan that doesn’t belong to me issues from deep within my throat. “Please,” I beg, but the word is muffled by red.
“Please, what?” He pumps once, and I can’t take anymore. I ride those fingers like they’re the last train home before a long weekend. The bastard pulls out and shakes his head. “Uh-uh. You don’t get off that easy.”
“God DAMN it!” I yell. This asshole has me worked into a frenzy. He knows exactly which buttons to push, how long to hold them down, and when to release. I’m insane with need to pressure wash the sidewalk, water the grass, and make it rain like a motherfucking hurricane, and he won’t let me. “Stick your fucking dick in me now, or I swear to God I’ll—”
He tips his head and shoots me a half grin. “You’ll what?”
Frustrated that I can’t touch myself, I rub my thighs together in hopes of creating enough friction to unleash my squirt beast. The minimal stimulation only frustrates me further. With my hands bound behind my back, tits exposed, and a suspicious trickle of fluid navigating my leg, I must look like a right mess.
I’ve fucked a lot of people in my life. Men. Women. Rock stars. Strippers. Homeless dudes (some of them are pretty fucking hot). Black. White. Asian. Hispanic. A possible alien. But none of those humanoids have ever brought me to the brink of such a screamingly torturous orgasm the way this motherfucking cop just did. Pretty sure if I concentrate really hard, I can squirt the smirk right off his smug face. I could definitely knock those damn glasses off. Maybe even shatter them with the stockpile of potential energy about to blow open my muff gate. The heat down there borders on atomic.
I sway my hips to a new tune that pops into my head. The notes swim before me. The tide of pleasure rises. The Rock takes hold. Words form:
Get it up
Jerk it hard
Spank that bank
You can’t go wrong
Get it up
Burn one out
Scream my name
I’ll sing along …
Yep, this bitch is gonna blow.
“You might want to step back, sir.” I lift a brow as I utter the last word.
“Are you threatening me?”
“I’d hate to put your eye out.”
“With what? You’re handcuffed.”
“With my magic pussy, sir.”
His gaze drops to the
hem of my skirt. Nostrils flare like he smells the sex storm brewing under it. And faster than light, he comes at me, manhandling me into his seemingly favorite subservient position: ass back, tits up, and nowhere for my hands to rest but the top of my butt crack.
“Let’s get something straight, Ms. Dillinger,” he seethes in my ear behind me. “You don’t come until I say you come.”
A pitiful whimper puffs out of me, along with a new rivulet down my leg. My breath hitches. The words alone could make me come. This asshole better stop talking. Or else.
“And the only way you do it is with my cock in your ass.”
Sold!
“Jesus Christ.” I moan. I can’t help it. My feet stamp the ground. Control evaporates. “Oh my God. Launch your spunk rocket into my ass. Now. Please, officer. I can’t hold off any longer.” Another round of kicks into the pavement barely stave off the explosion.
A thick stick of man sausage swipes the love-puddle between my legs but doesn’t penetrate. I cry out as a thin trail of pussy juice dribbles onto his swollen cock. Sweat mats my hair to my skin. I’m reduced to a gelatinous, raw mess of quivering muscles and bodily fluids.
And he’s gone.
The heat from behind melts into cold.
Bent over with my ass begging for a pig pounding, I sneak a look over my shoulder. It’s too dark to tell where he went.
“Sir?” I venture. My heart thumps so hard, it hurts my ears.
With no warning, something wet slams open my backdoor, and I fucking crumble. Like, I literally lose my balance and plot a collision course with the ground. My hero catches me before impact, scooping an arm through my cuffed wrists and dragging me in place.
And the pounding begins in earnest.
His cock is a magic wand, pinpointing my G-spot from the other side of the fleshy wall with alarming accuracy. A dull throb intensifies to a sharp burn. Slow down. Too fast. I grab blindly and graze his trimmed pubes. Gotta find his cock. Make him take it easy so I can enjoy it longer. But he’s pumping so hard, there’s no chance of regaining control now.