by Daisy Styles
Mr Greenhalgh interrupted her chaotic thoughts with a wheezy cough and a loud burp.
‘Put kettle on, cock, mi stomach thinks mi throat’s cut!’
THE BEGINNING
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First published 2016
Copyright © Daisy Styles, 2016
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Cover images © Alamy © Getty and © Shutterstock
ISBN: 978-1-405-92437-5