‘It didn’t look unusual to me,’ Izzy says, coming in to back me up, but Cheryl isn’t taking any notice.
‘It hasn’t healed at all well – it’s still red and lumpy.’
‘It isn’t as if Saffy’s going to have any hang-ups about her bikini line,’ I say, then wish I hadn’t. Cheryl’s like a stroppy cat – she needs careful handling because you can’t be sure when she’ll strike next. ‘You’re welcome to bring her back and I’ll have another look at her.’
‘There’s no way I’m setting foot in this place again!’ Cheryl storms out into Reception in front of a crowded waiting room (yes, it’s what I’ve wanted to see since I arrived at Otter House, but why, oh why, did it have to be right now?), and stares at Frances. ‘Where’s that form, the one I signed before I left here this morning, before your vet ruined my poor cat’s life? You’ve as good as killed’ – a gasp of horror goes up from the waiting clients – ‘his career. We were going to enter him for the National this year. I know one of the judges, and she said he’d easily make Champion of Champions and really put Cheriam Persians on the map!’
Frances shuffles through some papers beside the computer, mostly drawings of stick people and stick dogs, I notice. Ruby is strapped into a buggy behind the desk, alternately sucking on a breadstick and a pencil.
‘Where is it, Frances? Where’s the consent form?’ The back of my neck starts to prick, as if a tarantula is slowly creeping across my skin. ‘I don’t remember seeing it.’ I haven’t got a good feeling about this.
‘I signed it,’ Cheryl insists in an ultra-loud voice. ‘But I did not give you permission to drug him and hack all his fur off.’
‘Frances?’
She clears her throat, puts her glasses on then takes them off again. ‘There’s been a bit of a muddle-up,’ she says finally. ‘I let Ruby help me shred some of the junk mail and the next thing I knew, she was using the shredder all by herself. I promise it won’t happen again. It was an exceptional circumstance.’
Sure, I think, wanting to believe her. However, I’ve had enough experience of human nature to know that exceptional circumstances have a habit of repeating themselves.
‘Let me get this right,’ Cheryl interrupts. ‘You made a mistake and now you’ve shredded the evidence. I’m not paying for the appalling service I’ve received here today. You – yes, you, Maz – are totally incompetent. I’ll be going straight back to Talyton Manor – the vets there know exactly what they’re doing.’ She takes a breath, then continues, ‘I’ll be in touch with my solicitor for the way you’ve treated my babies. I’ll have you struck off, and what’s more I’ll make sure everyone in this town knows.’ She gives the door a hard shove. It doesn’t budge.
I point to the sign above the handle. ‘You have to pull it.’
I return to Kennels to find Izzy for moral support. She’s stuck cut-out eyes and a tongue on the mat of Blueboy’s hair she’s dragged out of the bin and put back on the table.
‘I heard what was going on out there, so I came back to find this – I thought you might need to keep it as evidence,’ Izzy informs me. ‘I should have chased up the consent form when it didn’t come through with the cat. I just assumed . . .’
‘So did I. It’s my fault.’ I take a deep breath. ‘Well, it isn’t all that serious. Nobody’s died.’
‘If Cheryl takes her complaint to the Royal College, you could be in big trouble though, Maz.’ Izzy stares at me, arms folded, giving me the distinct impression she isn’t on side.
‘I know,’ I say, picturing myself in front of the disciplinary committee.
‘Emma makes a point of checking the consent form before she ever touches a patient,’ Izzy says critically, making me feel as if it’s going to take a very long time to redeem myself.
I should have been more careful, especially knowing how protective Cheryl is of her ‘babies’. Even when she came in to pick Blueboy up it wasn’t too late to turn things around. Emma would have warned her before she saw the cat, and apologised gracefully.
I wish Emma was here, but she isn’t, and it’s down to me to sort it out, swiftly and quietly, before the whole of Talyton gets to hear of it. I resolve to go and see Cheryl first thing with an offer of compensation – a cheque drawn on my own account – to make amends. I don’t like the thought of facing her again though – I’d rather have all my teeth pulled out without anaesthetic.
Chapter Ten
Eating Horses is Wrong
‘I’m sorry I’m late.’ Alex revs the engine of his car as I settle myself in the passenger seat, surveying the chaos of sweet wrappers and apple cores on the dash and the mud in the footwell. There’s a Puppy Patrol paperback and a handful of biros in the pocket of the passenger door. ‘I’ve been fitting heels to a cow.’
‘It doesn’t matter,’ I say – magnanimously, I think, considering I’ve been on tenterhooks for the past hour, wondering if he’d forgotten to pick me up. I brush a stray white hair off my trousers – I should have known better than to wear black – and feel a little miffed that the scent of farmyard has managed to overwhelm my extravagant use of Armani.
‘It does if we’ve missed out on the buffet.’ He grins. ‘I’m starving, aren’t you?’ He doesn’t wait for my answer, continuing, ‘I hear you gave Blueboy a short back and sides today. Cheryl called my father out to treat him for post-traumatic stress.’
‘That’s all I need.’ Groaning, I shrink into the seat, embarrassed and ashamed at being made to look a complete idiot in front of Alex Fox-Gifford.
‘It’s all right, Maz – he told her to pull herself together.’ Alex brakes momentarily. ‘Hold your tummies.’
‘I beg your pardon?’
‘It’s what I say to the kids. We’re coming up to the humpback bridge at Balls Cross – it’s a local landmark. They like me to drive fast over it.’
‘Oh? Not too fast, I hope.’
‘I’ll go slowly just for you . . . but not too slowly. Legend has it that if you drive across it at midnight, you won’t make it to the other side without being strangled by the Hairy Hands of Talyton.’
It’s impossible to believe in malign magic on such a beautiful evening when the hedgerows are filled with flowers and bathed in sunlight.
I can’t help laughing. ‘That sounds like wishing warts away to me. You must have driven along this stretch hundreds of times.’
‘Ah, but never on the stroke of twelve.’ He adjusts the rear-view mirror as if he’s checking for those monstrous appendages, hirsute with evil intent, and drives on, joining the main road which takes us to an industrial estate on the outskirts of Exeter, where we turn off, following signs for a conference centre and park.
Inside the lobby we meet a scene of devastation: tables laid with glaring white cloths, fallen wine glasses and empty plates strewn with crumbs and soggy commas of cress.
‘Don’t panic, Alex.’ A woman in a green silk dress and heels glides towards us like a man-eating crocodile. Her hair is yellow Lab on top and chocolate underneath. She snaps her fingers. ‘This way – I’ve saved something for you.’
‘Eloise, you are an angel.’ I watch Alex kiss her on both cheeks in a ‘just good friends’ kind of way, but then that might be because they’re in public, I think, my lungs suddenly tight with envy. Alex is attentive, Eloise adoring, her big blue eyes fixed on his face, her hand hovering as if she’s about to grab his arm.
‘This is Maz,’ Alex says, and Eloise turns to me, touching the gold chain around her long, slender neck.
‘It’s lovely to meet you,’ she says. ‘I’m organising this evening on behalf of the sponsors, for my sins.’ She laughs lightly.
‘I’m the locum vet at Otter House,’ I say, pretty certain now that Eloise is one of the many women I imagine has sinned with Alex. Frances was right – Alex’s girlfriend is both beautiful and glamorous.
‘You’re very brave turning up here with Alex then,’ Eloise says. ‘There’s no way you’d see Emma getting into bed with
the competition.’
Me neither, I think wryly.
‘Now, now, Eloise, you know I don’t bite,’ says Alex. ‘It’s my father who’s the old bear. I know I wasn’t happy about Emma setting up Otter House in the first place, but I’ve discovered the advantages of having another practice on our doorstep.’ He tips his head to one side, teasing. ‘For one, it’s great to have somewhere to offload our difficult clients.’
I smile ruefully, thinking of Cheryl and Mr Brown.
‘I’ve been hearing rumours about Otter House,’ says Eloise slyly, ‘about how the wholesalers have refused to make any more deliveries.’
‘Oh, that’s sorted now,’ I say, trying to think quickly. ‘It was a mix-up, that’s all.’
‘I’d heard that the practice is about to go bankrupt because Emma overstretched herself when she set the place up and there aren’t enough clients willing to pay her rather exorbitant fees . . .’ Eloise raises her perfectly shaped eyebrows, waiting for me to respond, while Alex fiddles with his mobile, politely pretending he hasn’t heard.
‘Oh, they’re just rumours,’ I say, trying to brush her off, but her opinion is like a giant tick embedding in my skin, draining my blood and my confidence in equal measure.
‘I’ve heard them from more than one source. I get to visit lots of the local practices,’ Eloise goes on.
I force a smile and say, ‘It’s professional jealousy, I expect. You get that wherever you go.’
Eloise doesn’t look convinced, but before she can continue, Alex interrupts.
‘No one takes on a locum if they can’t afford it,’ he says, putting his phone back into his pocket. ‘That’s why I never get to go on holiday.’
‘That’s because your father’s tight, not because you can’t afford it,’ Eloise jokes. Alex smiles again, and I’m grateful for the change of conversation. She glances at her Rolex and I wonder if Alex bought it for her. ‘I must love you and leave you, I’m afraid. I have to keep to my schedule if this talk’s going to start promptly at eight.’
‘Where’s this grub then?’ Alex says.
‘Along the corridor and left.’ Eloise touches his arm briefly. ‘I’ll catch up with you later.’
‘What do you think of Eloise?’ Alex says on our way to find the food. ‘First impressions?’
‘She seems very efficient. And charming,’ I say, picking my words carefully. I don’t want to offend Alex by being less than complimentary about his girlfriend. She comes across as being rather hard, but maybe that’s because she sees me as some kind of threat, which is utterly ridiculous of course.
We find drinks and a couple of plates of food on a table in a side corridor which leads towards the kitchens.
I decline the sandwiches – they’re all meat and I couldn’t eat a thing for worrying that there might be an element of truth in what Eloise has said. I pick up a glass of wine instead.
‘Don’t tell me you’re on a diet.’ Alex takes an enormous bite out of a beef sandwich.
‘No . . .’ I don’t like the way his eyes rake up and down my figure.
‘I remember now – you’re vegetarian. Dad told me, several times over. I don’t think he appreciates your ethical stance. We wouldn’t have many clients left if everyone decided to turn veggie.’ He pours himself a glass of orange juice. ‘So you definitely don’t eat horses then?’
‘Horses?’ I take two steps back.
‘Dad’s old hunters can be a bit tough.’ Alex grins again. ‘You should see your face. Of course we don’t eat them. We turn them out to grass, and I always sign the not-for-human-consumption section in their passports. It’s how I was brought up – I think my mother would have loved me more if I’d been born brown and furry with four long gangly legs.’
Ten minutes later, Alex and I find seats near the back of the main conference room. Eloise steps up to the front, fiddles with the lights, then turns to the audience of about forty – maybe fifty – people.
‘A very warm welcome to tonight’s talk on the subject of management of the failing heart,’ she says. ‘Unfortunately, our guest speaker is unable to join us. However’ – there’s a breathy pause, and a shadow steps through from the dark doorway at the front of the room – ‘please, put your hands together for . . .’
Eloise doesn’t have to introduce him. I know who he is from the tread of his feet and the slope of his shoulders, then, as he steps into the light, the wave of his hair and the angle of his jaw.
‘Dr Mike Schofield,’ Eloise continues.
His eyes sweep the room. I slide down the chair, hiding behind the person in the row in front of me.
‘Can you see all right?’ Alex whispers.
‘Yep, I’m fine.’ I’m in denial. I’m not fine at all. In fact, the talk may be too late for me – my heart is failing as memories of my time with Mike flash by on fast-forward in my head.
I feel sick, angry, hurt all over again. It’s the shock of it, of seeing him again, of hearing his voice. If I’d known he was going to be here, I could have prepared myself, I think as he takes charge of the stage.
I try to concentrate on the talk, not the speaker. Gradually, the room grows stuffy with the odours of surgical scrub, horseradish sauce and alcohol. While Mike discusses exercise intolerance and circulatory collapse, Alex snores quietly, eyes closed and chin dropping towards his chest. When Mike winds up the talk, I give Alex a gentle nudge, at which he looks up and turns towards me, his eyes dark and soft. A tiny shiver runs down my spine. Then he yawns.
‘Am I boring you?’ I say softly.
He shakes his head. ‘No, but this chap is.’
‘Shh!’ I say, but it’s unlikely that Mike will hear him now because half the audience is clapping and the other half shuffling about ready to make a quick escape with the freebie pens and certificates of attendance.
Alex stands up and stretches his long taut body, revealing a flash of toned stomach where his shirt has come untucked from his jeans.
‘The best place for you to be is in bed,’ I say, then, realising that I could have put it better, I add, ‘from the look of you, I mean.’ Alex cocks his head and grins. Why do I get the impression he’s always laughing at me? ‘I don’t mind not hanging around if you want to get back.’ In fact, I’d rather not hang around, I think. The longer I stay, the more chance there is of running into Mike.
‘I promised Eloise I’d have a word before we go,’ Alex says, and he disappears in the direction of the bar, leaving me stranded. I join the crowd of people leaving the conference room, hoping to blend in, but as I reach the door I hear a voice behind me, calling my name.
‘Hey, Maz. It is you . . .’
Reluctantly, I turn back.
‘Hi, Mike,’ I say.
‘I wasn’t sure at first . . .’ He looks me up and down, and I think, how can you not be sure when you’ve lived with me, seen me naked?
I had no doubts that it was him. He looks good in a checked shirt and tie, cords and polished shoes, but the pink of his scalp is beginning to show through his hair. Age is catching up with him and not being all that kind.
‘That was a . . . er, great talk,’ I say. ‘Very informative.’
‘Thanks,’ he says. ‘How’s it going?’
‘Oh, not bad.’
‘How much longer have you got?’
‘Until Ben and Emma get back from their holiday. Well, it’s a bit more than a holiday. A six-month round-the-world trip.’ I’m gabbling, trying to think up an excuse to walk away. ‘A kind of late gap year, but done with money and style, and without a backpack. How’s everyone at Crossways?’
‘Janine’s pregnant,’ he says casually.
‘Right. Good.’ I’m assuming he’s pleased from the smug expression on his face. In fact, now I think about it, I recall his reaction not long after we moved in together when I said I could see us living there for ever, just the two of us. ‘And a baby, a little girl with blonde hair like yours,’ he’d said, and I’d said, ‘No children.’ We
were in bed and I remember how his hand, which had been caressing my thigh, seemed to freeze, how he then rolled away from me.
‘Why not?’ he’d said, and I’d tried to explain about looking after my brother when I was much younger, that although I’d loved him to pieces, I knew about the frustrations of keeping a small child out of trouble and occupied. I knew I didn’t want one. A fantastic boyfriend and a great career – that was enough for me.
‘Congratulations,’ I say.
Mike nods. ‘I’d better make a move, say goodbye to Eloise. I’ve got to rewrite one of my papers – one of my fellow academics, who hasn’t a clue what he’s talking about, asked for some pretty major changes. You’ve probably seen the latest one – last week, in the Vet Record.’
I shake my head, and he looks a little offended.
‘I must catch up with my lift.’ I step past Mike and cross the corridor to the bar while he walks along at my elbow. ‘He’s with Eloise, look.’
‘Are you and him —?’
‘Absolutely not,’ I blurt out quickly, and then wish I’d said, ‘Yes, we’re having a fling with lots of passionate sex.’
‘I’ll see you around then,’ Mike says, tugging at his collar where it’s rubbed a red mark on his neck.
I don’t say anything as he moves away and steps up to the bar.
‘How do you know Mike, the speaker chap?’ Alex says on the way home. ‘Bit of a robot, isn’t he?’
I look out at the road, at the dark shadows of the trees and the hedges pressing in on us, at the star-pricked sky above.
‘I used to work for him. In London.’ I glance towards the silhouette of Alex’s face. Why can’t I admit it? That Mike and I used to be an item? ‘He was my boss.’
‘I should think he was sorry to lose you,’ Alex says.
‘Oh, he had his eye on a suitable replacement way before I left,’ I say, wondering if Alex is paying me a compliment.
‘You must find it pretty quiet here.’
‘Not at all,’ I say. ‘It’s rather hectic.’
We continue chatting until Alex stops the car outside Otter House, its damaged façade hidden by a mask of scaffolding.
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