by G J Morgan
G J Morgan has been a Chef, a fashion graduate and now works in finance. His unpublished novella “Miss B Tee” has recently been adapted into a short film. His and Her American Classic are his debut novels.
Her
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G J Morgan
Copyright © 2018 G J Morgan
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Thank you to all those at Matador and Troubador Publishing. You made the process of turning stone to diamond far less daunting than I thought it would be.
Thank you to my early readers: Taya Nicholls (my little Romanian pocket rocket/Business partner), Sarah Lawson (my cinema girlfriend) and Gina Hewitt (my lifestyle coach).
Thanks to Phil Burman (Dad number 2) for constantly being my technical support and turning childlike scribbles into a front cover.
Thanks to Paul Burman for being the only person who could relate to the struggles of being a writer and when best to laugh or cry (mostly cry).
Thanks to Barbara Middleton-Chappell for telling me straight and making me realise I’d ran out of excuses not to start writing again.
Thanks and love to Jodi Ellen Malpas for taking time out from being a New York bestselling author and giving me invaluable advice on what to do when the last word has been written (turns out more writing).
Thank you most of all to my wife Krissy, my friends and family, for giving me hours and evenings and mornings and years to type away at my laptop. Without whom the novel would still be an idea on a hotel napkin.
Contents
Part One
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Part Two
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Part Three
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Part Four
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America
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The End
Part One
Bantham/April/Shot 273
1
“Vince? Vince? Can you hear me?”
“Tommy?”
“What’s going on?”
“Nephew’s christening today. Got half my family here. It feels like fucking Little Italy. Can this wait till later? I’m kinda tied up.”
“I wanted to tell you straight away.”
“I can’t hear you. What you say?”
“You’re not gonna believe this, Vince. I’ve only gone and done it.”
“Done what?”
“I got it, Vince. I got the shot.”
“Serious?”
“I’ve just pinged it across to you.”
“Give me a minute, let me just get this pancake batter off my hands and get someone to take over my frying pan.”
I could hear him over the line, shouting Italian at someone, things rattling, the noise of his breath as I heard him pace around his house.
“Have you got the email yet?”
“I’m just loading up my laptop. Is it from the Awards bash?”
“No, after.”
“Where? Max’s hotel?”
“No, the place I thought.”
“No fucking shit. Nice work.”
“Has it come through yet?”
“Nearly, it’s just finding a server.”
He went quiet for a few seconds.
“Where is this place, some park?”
“Some bit of grass in the middle of Westminster.”
“She looks pretty fucking pissed, man. They arguing?”
“Yeah. I couldn’t hear them from where I was, but it looked pretty heated.”
“And you’re sure there was no one else there?”
“I’m positive.”
The line went quiet.
“You still there, Vince?”
“You’ve only gone and done it, Tommy. You’ve only gone and fucking done it.”
“Are they good?”
“Oh, these are good. Better than good.”
“What do you think?”
“I think this is gonna make us a lot of green.”
“How much will it make?”
“Did you get any video footage?”
“No.”
“Shame. We’d get more dough if it wasn’t stills. I need to speak to my office straight away. Like now. We need to get these on print ASAP, they’re gonna want these sold damn quick. What time is it your end? Is it Sunday?”
“Sunday lunchtime.”
“Well it’s past six here. Why didn’t you ring me last night?”
“Sorry, I feel asleep. I got back pretty late.”
“We’ve lost a lot of time then.”
“How much will this make us?”
“Taking off expenditure, sorting out my informers. It will leave us about 60%.”
“That seems a lot taken off.”
“Don’t worry, Galella, you’ll do well out of this.”
“How well?”
“Your cut. About twenty gees.”
“Sterling?”
“No, dollars. Sterling you’ll be looking at just under twelve thousand give or take.”
“Oh.”
“You don’t sound happy?”
“I thought it might make more.”
“Hey, man. You did well. This is the fucking start, Tommy.”
“Surely now we can stop? We got the shot. I’ve made enough to start over. That’s all I ever wanted.”
“This is far from over. This is finally starting. The girl is crumbling. She’s been drinking all over Hollywood, her man Frank is over my side of the pond. She is ours for the taking. And it gets better. My sources tell me she is back down to Devon next week and it doesn’t look like Frank is going back any time soon. She’s got no security, no bodyguard. You can get close man.”
“I can’t get any fucking closer, Vince.”
“You can always get closer. Cheer up, Tommy. This is a good day. You did good, man. You fucking stepped up to the plate. I’m a happy man.”
“Good for you.”
“Grab some balls, man. You just made yourself a lot of cheddar. That’s money you can take home to your Mom and Molly. You should be fucking proud. You’ve become a man. And this is only the start. There is so much money to be had out of that girl.”
“I’m tired, Vince. I’ll call you tomorrow.”
“Sleep well, my Prince. You did me proud today. Soon as I know money I’ll holler at you.”
“Night, Vince.”
“I’m not sleeping tonight, man. I’m celebrating. I better go. I’ve got people to ring. Today is all about negotiation.”
“What about your nephew’s christening?”
“Fuck that. Baptism can wait. My nephew wants a cheque for his first car, not fucking balloons and cake. Besides, business comes first.”
“Vince?”
“What?”
“Who is your informer?”
“My what?”
“Your informer.”
“I got more than one, my friend, my little stool pigeons are all over. I got girls on perfume counters, men in baggage claims, some office clerk over at NBC. I got ears and eyes everywhere. All you need to know is, they are close enough.”
“You must have a name? It’s Sally, isn’t it?”
“I ain’t saying shit, Tommy. You can plot your little theories.”
“Did this informer come to you?”
“Through my office, yes.”
“They come to you?”
“They always come to us, Tommy.”
“Are they making money out of Lilly?”
“No, it’s never about money, well, not directly. Exposure is a two-way street.”
“You must know something about them?”
“Niente. I ain’t saying, Tommy. Why are you so fucking nosy all of a sudden?”
“Just finding it strange you can’t tell me anything. We are partners in this. I should know stuff like this. It might help.”
“Less you know, the less fallout if it all goes arse up. Anyway, man, I’m wasting fucking time here. Get off the phone so I can ring my office and make us lots of money.”
“OK, Vince. I’m going home later today. Just for the night.”
“I’d rather you didn’t.”
“I need a break. London has been pretty full throttle. I need to clear my head before I head back down South.”
“OK, go rest your head. Back on point straight after, though. I want LG followed like a hawk, you got me, Tommy boy?”
“Got it, Boss. Let me know if you find out anything more about this informer of yours.”
“Yeah, whatever. Now can you hang up so I can do my job?”
“You still flying over soon to check up on me?”
“Not now. Seems you can handle Lilly on your own.”
* * *
I enjoyed checking out of that hotel, the bed that gave me back pains, sheets that turned my skin crazy, pollution that made me sneeze grey. Molly was pleased to see me, she looked taller, was that even possible, to grow in a week? I asked her what she’d been up to, she said lots, asked her how Grandma had been, she said tired.
In the garden I was shown courgettes, beetroot, spring onions, the chickens – the pair pecked around the lawn, I attempted to act like I wasn’t petrified or that I’d prefer them roasted. Over dinner I let Molly root around my suitcase for her present from London, a Beefeater bear and a promise to take her to Hamley’s when Daddy wasn’t so busy or so poor, she seemed underwhelmed by both. Tried to put her to bed but it only made her upset.
“Don’t worry.” Mum came downstairs. “I wouldn’t take it to heart. Funny age is terrible twos.” She turned up the baby monitor, as we both listened to Molly fidget and sniff.
“Don’t think age is the reason. You look tired.”
“Speak for yourself, you cheeky bugger.”
“OK, we both look tired.”
“Least you can catch up on your sleep. Doesn’t matter how much sleep I get, I can never quite catch up with mine.” She passed me a tray of Ferrero Rochers. “Here, please finish these, I’ve still got three trays left over from Christmas.”
I threw one into my mouth. “You want one?”
“Not for me. I’ve got a mouth full of ulcers to contend with.” She sank into her armchair. “So, London. What happened?”
“A lot.”
“You’re going have to elaborate, Thomas. I’ve been stuck in this village most of my life. This is the closest I get to how the other half live.”
“Your news first. How are you? And don’t lie, not on my count.”
“‘No news. More tests and results.”
“They must know something though. At least I guess.”
“I saw that specialist, had an ultrasound.” Mum picked up her hairbrush, started brushing.
“And?”
“Said he could see some tiny black areas.”
“What does that mean then?”
“Well, I then had a mammogram, followed by a biopsy. Said the lump may have to be removed, or worse, my whole breast. Seems to be an awfully slow process.”
“Well, that’s going to change soon, Mum.”
“What do you mean, change?”
“I want to pay for you to go private. We’ll look at what options are close by, how it will work logistically.”
“That will be too expensive.”
“Money isn’t going to be an issue now, Mum. We need to get you better.”
“Where has this money come from?”
“From all the things I’ve had to give up this last month. You deserve the best, Mum.”
“I don’t want the money, Tom.”
“What do you mean, you don’t want it? It’s legitimate money, Mum. I worked hard. I earned it.”
“Is it enough money? Can you stop now for good?”
“Not yet. Soon, a few more weeks away and this will be all be over. Me, you and Molly will be set. But it’s enough to get you on the road to recovery, Mum.”
“Look, you know how I feel about this whole situation of yours. I’m truly happy it’s started to come good for you, you really deserve a bit of luck, a bit of fortune. But I’d rather not profit from another person’s invasion of privacy. I appreciate it but I’d rather stick with the National Health.”
“Mum, I thought you were OK with what I’m doing? We talked about this.”
“I understand why you have to do it. I understand you have to do it. I understand it is what you need right now. But I don’t want any part of it. Use the money for you and Molly.”
“I want to use it for you.”
“Then I will decline the offer again.”
“This is fucking ridiculous. You’d rather die than take the money I’ve earned? The money which I have made legally and legi
timately?”
“It seems that way, yes.”
“This is a joke.”
“Don’t be mad. I’m happy for you. Use the money for you and Molly. Get her a new bike, put down a deposit on a house for yourselves. Go on holiday.”
“I’m going to bed. I’m tired.”
“Please, Tom. I’m not asking you to understand my reasons, but just accept them, that’s all.”
“Well I won’t, OK? Just to be perfectly clear on this. I’m not going to accept your reasons.”
And I stormed upstairs. I left the next morning. Said my goodbyes to Molly, which was fucking horrible, said nothing to Mum, which was even worse, more determined to get this whole saga over and done with. Just make the money and leave.
2
“You bloody stink, dog. Where have you been?”
“Nowhere. It’s just his smell, old and fat, just like Alfred. He isn’t very settled, bless him, too much noise.”
“What’s going on with all the cars outside?” I said, looking out of my window.
“Tell me about it. I’ve managed to keep your old room, you lost it at one point, Alfred nearly gave it away to some Joe, I gave him a clip round the ear, don’t worry. It has gone a little bit barmy down here all of a sudden. Looks like it’s catching on, this camera work, I wonder what they’re taking photos of with their big cameras? Same as you, I can only imagine. Every guest house in South Hams is chock-a-block. Why can’t they just stay at home and send us money instead? I want a life of peace and quiet. I’m supposed to be semi-retired.”
“Have they said why they are here?”
“Nothing. They are more concerned with their laptops, using all our bloody electricity like it’s bloody free. Keep asking for home fries, too, whatever the hell that is, Alfred isn’t far off a heart attack and I’m not far behind him. Look, I’ll leave you to sort all your bags out, you know where you’re going,” she said, handing me my door key. “Do you want me to bring you a pot of tea in about an hour?”
“Yes, please, Dot. Thanks.”
“I’ll do you some dinner in a few hours. Around six.”
“Thanks, Dot.”
“I’ve missed you, y’know.”
“Missed you too. Oh, Dot you don’t have any of today’s newspapers lying about do you?”