by Various
When she arrived in the master bedroom, she sat down wet before the mirror just to look herself in the eye. She could hear the jets come back on the tub, but she didn’t budge. So much could happen, if she let it.
Chapter Five
When Rob came into the bedroom, Josie was still at the mirror in her inside-out bathing suit.
“We’re all pruney!” he teased, tickling her neck with waterlogged fingers.
She brushed them away a little harder than he deserved. “Oh, we are, are we? Who’s we?” She didn’t give him the opportunity to answer. “And what have we been doing all this time?”
He shook his head. “What are you talking about?”
When she looked up at him, she felt tears welling in her eyes. Kneeling beside her vanity stool, he threw his head in her lap and she watched her expression soften in the mirror.
“I don’t know,” she replied, watching a smile grow across her face. “I’ve been up here thinking what you might say about me, what kind of deal you men would cut with me as chattel. Maybe you’d trade me off in exchange for a good noodle recipe.”
“What?” he chuckled softly, adjusting the towel around his middle. “Do you not realize how silly that sounds?”
“Yes,” she admitted.
“Josie honey, you make way more money than I do. Even if I did trade you for noodles, you could easily buy your way out of the purchase arrangement.”
“I know,” she laughed. “And still, I depend on you. It isn’t money I come home to at the end of the day. Not even a house. I come home to you and this little family. If you weren’t here, I would…” The images scratching like beetles across her heart were so horrific she had to repress them even before their veils had lifted. “I need you.”
“I need you too,” Rob said, nodding in her lap. “I wouldn’t trade you for all the noodle recipes in China.”
“What about Japan?”
“Throw in Korea and I’d be tempted,” he joked. “No, I wouldn’t sell you off to Kaz. All we were doing in the hot tub was trying to get his cock under control.”
As she threw her head back, laughing out loud, a chill breezed across her skin. “Oh, let me up, will you? I need to throw on a sweater or something.”
“You shouldn’t laugh, you know,” he called as she tossed her bathing suit over the towel bar. Slipping inside her super-soft terry robe, she picked up her toothbrush. Rob came to join her, hanging his towel over the shower rail. Almost in a whisper, he said, “Your man Kaz is really sensitive about the whole premature ejaculation thing.”
As he sauntered naked from the bathroom, Josie brushed her teeth and puzzled through what he’d just said. With her toothbrush hanging out the side of her mouth, she asked, “What are you talking about, Rob?”
He jammed his feet into Christmas tree sleep pants and dove like a child into bed. “Oh, you know,” he replied, watching her in the open door. “He was just telling me more about that girlfriend situation, and we figured he could do with a lesson in restraint.”
Josie just stared at her husband as he opened the covers for her. She had no clue what he was talking about.
Spitting into the sink, she rinsed her mouth and walked into the bedroom. “I’m missing something, here. What were you doing?”
“Okay,” he said as she sat on the bed. “Sometimes a guy has problems holding back, you know, when he’s with a woman.”
“Yeah.”
“And when he takes matters into his own hands, everything seems fine. He thinks the problem’s solved when he’s jackin’ it himself, so he goes back to the girl and—pow!—he comes in her hands.”
“Okay…”
Rob took a big breath before going on. “Sometimes it works to seek help from an outside source.”
“Like a hooker,” Josie said with a nod. Hell, she was no prude.
“Well, that’s what I said, but he says he’s never been keen on the idea. So I figure, hey, help a brother out.”
“Don’t say brother.” It irked her when white guys talked that way. Still, she couldn’t keep herself from smiling at the idea of her husband jerking Kaz off right there in the hot tub. “When you say help out, you mean, like, hands on?”
“Yeah, and I really think it helped.” For a second, his face turned to stone. “Wait, you’re okay with all this, right?”
“Yes, yes, yes.” She threw off her robe and snuck beneath the covers.
Josie loved the image of her man with a man. She’d always told him she wouldn’t consider it cheating if he got with another guy. Hey, guys had parts she didn’t. They were altogether different animals. As long as he told her all about it, she was cool as a cucumber.
“So, what did you do, just jerk him off? Oh my God, you have to tell me everything.” But before he had a chance to reply, she interrupted him. “Hey, wait… where is Kaz?”
“He went up to get his laptop. Did you know that guy has three separate businesses?”
“Yes,” she said. “I was there when he told you that. Please, please, please, just tell me what happened. I’m dying here!”
After he’d shuffled out of his sleep pants, Rob wrapped his fist around his cock. “I told him to imagine I was a pretty girl while I did this to him. I told him to feel how soft my skin was, and imagine red polish on my nails.”
As Rob squeezed his cock, it grew in his hand. Josie didn’t keep measurements or anything, but it seemed like his erections had a magical ability to grow infinitely large.
“I just took hold of him like this, and he got huge just like I’m getting huge.”
“What about you?” Josie asked, pawing at his belly. She kissed his lips as he stroked his cock. “Did you get huge too?”
“A little bit,” he admitted. “But I was still pretty gone from you jerking me off.”
“But it turned you on, right?” she asked, planting a trail of kisses down his chest. “Touching another guy’s dick and making it all nice and hard must have got you so horny.”
Rob chuckled as she shuffled under the covers. She placed her hand on top of his and took his cockhead between her lips. When she took his fingers and guided their motion, he gasped. “Honey, I think me jerking your friend off is making you horny.”
“You can say that again.” She licked the gourmet quality precum from his tip before swallowing the monster.
Rob arched his back and moaned. That meant she was doing a good job—or, rather, giving a good job. As she pumped in time with his rocking hips, she sucked him like a big ‘ol candy cane. She plunged her face on him, thrusting her hips as his fingers reached up to tickle her clit.
“I guess you’re taking me all the way home like this,” Rob said as she rocked her pussy on his hand.
“Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?” Sitting up in bed, she traced her fingers all the way up to his cockhead, and then pressed her palm down on the wet tip. Just as she threw one leg over him, thunderous footfalls came down the attic stairs. Their bedroom door burst open.
Josie froze. She didn’t need to turn around to know what had happened. Rob looked beyond her naked body and hissed, “Kaz, close the door, will you?”
“Dude, I am so sorry!” But instead of slinking sheepishly out of the room, he came inside and closed the door. “I just came down to say goodnight, but I can see you’re having a good night without me.”
“Yeah, that’s right.” Shaking off her stupor, Josie rolled off Rob and pulled the bed sheets over her naked breasts.
She chuckled nervously as her gaze slid down Kaz’s silk pyjamas. The shining red fabric draped over his limbs gave her an even better idea of his essence than his nudity had. She still couldn’t get over how cool he’d become.
“Did Rob tell you about…?”
“The hot tub,” she said. “Yeah, it’s totally fine.”
“Yeah,” he replied, taking a seat at the foot of their bed. “Trust me, I didn’t come here thinking I’d seduce your husband, but he said you were cool with stuff like that.”
“I wouldn’t say you seduced me. I mean, let’s be fair,” Rob interrupted. “It was a practical matter of cock-training.”
Josie smiled at her husband. It was so cute how he’d suddenly come down with a case of don’t-call-me-gay. One little incident in a hot tub hardly coloured her view of his sexuality. If anything, the incident gave him a heightened sex appeal. She guessed he’d jerked off with guys back in university, but now she knew for sure. It happened in her own backyard.
“If we’re talking practicality,” Josie chimed in, “why don’t you just jack off before your dates? I’ve heard that really helps. That way, you don’t get too excited and you’ve got a little more control when you get naked with a girl.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Yeah,” she replied. “I thought that was common knowledge. Why is it that girls know more about dicks than guys do?”
Rob said, “It’s the plight of the modern woman. You know everything there is to know about dicks except how to grow working ones for yourselves.”
“Fuck you,” Josie chuckled, smacking his hand away from his adorable face. “Don’t get all Freudian on me.”
“What? That’s the quandary of the information age. We’ve got all the facts, but we don’t know how to use them.”
She liked the way Kaz looked at her, with a combination of adoration and awe. It made her wish she could go back in time and fuck him in high school. Of course, she couldn’t make that happen. But there were other options. It’s not like he’d died and gone to heaven. He was right there in front of her, sitting on her bed after jacking off with her husband.
The possibilities were endless.
“You know, Rob,” she said, never unlocking her gaze from Kaz’s. “Maybe you were on to something with that whole cock-training idea.”
“Was I?” he asked, like he was stunned to be right for once.
“Yeah,” she replied, letting the covers fall to her hips.
She watched Kaz’s gaze swerve to her bare tits, then back up to her eyes. He smiled, but she raised an eyebrow. They were co-conspirators, but not to Rob’s exclusion.
“Maybe all Kaz needs is a little experience.”
“I know,” Rob said. “I think so too.”
He shot her a sly smile, and she knew right away he was on board and ready to roll with whatever she had up her sleeve. Not that she was quite sure what that was yet…
“What would help?” she asked, crawling out of the covers and down the mattress. “Do you think it would help if I sucked your cock?”
Rob rolled out of bed to lock the bedroom door as Kaz squeaked, “I don’t know if I could handle that.”
“Sure you could, man,” Rob chimed in, curling back into bed behind Josie. He ran his hands across her ass, giving the closest cheek a loving bite. “Are you concerned about diseases or whatever? Because we’re both clean and you’re virgin.”
“Yeah, thanks for the reminder,” Kaz said, gasping as Josie ran her hand along his silky thigh. “I just don’t know how long I’ll last in a beautiful woman’s mouth.”
Her heart soared at the compliment.
Finding his cock hard under his silk pyjamas, she replied, “Well, we’ll just have to try and find out.”
He gasped, tossing his head to his shoulder as she pumped his shaft through his Christmas-red pyjama pants.
“You two are so weird,” Kaz said, laughing.
“What do you mean we’re weird?” Rob asked as Josie scooped his straining cock into her bare hands.
“Do you do this a lot?” Kaz asked. He spoke in shudders and gasps as Josie played with his cock.
They both laughed, of course. Did they do this a lot? What a joke.
“No, we’re first-timers,” Josie chuckled. She held his shaft steady, then ran her tongue all the way along it, base to tip. When his whole body shook, she worried he was about to blow, so she pinched his drooling cockhead. As his tremors subsided, she clarified: “First-timers when it comes to bringing a third into the bedroom.”
“Yeah, we usually only have group sex in the hot tub,” Rob teased.
Josie kicked his thigh with her toes. “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”
It wasn’t true, what they said about Asian guys. Kaz was hung like a stud, and a tingle ran through her as she took his tip between her lips. Instead of lingering or giving little licks all around his rim, she just gobbled his cock whole hog.
Kaz let out a moan. Christ, he was coming any second! She plunged her head up and down on his shaft, giving him the most thorough blowjob she could manage. Kaz clung to the bedding and cried out in ecstasy. He gave her a mouthful, but that was okay. A big girl could handle any size load.
“Wow,” Kaz said in a daze.
When he fell across the bed, Josie turned to Rob. “Well, he’s got that part down.”
“Yeah,” Rob laughed, beckoning Josie to join him at the head of the bed. “But you know what he’s missing?”
“What?”
Rob put on a falsetto voice to whine, “Honey? Honey, don’t go to sleep. I’m not done yet.”
With a giggle, Josie kissed Rob’s neck and nibbled his earlobe. He kissed her shoulder, tracing his fingers down her arm and resting his hand on her hip.
Kicking Kaz in the arm, Rob went on whining, “Honey, finish me off. Pretty-pretty please?”
Kaz didn’t respond. He didn’t even move.
Josie looked to the silky red corpse at the foot of the bed. “Oh my god, we killed him!”
She crawled down to check out the situation. The moment she set her face over his, perfectly prepare to perform CPR, he let out a big honking snore. When she pulled his pyjama pants up to cover his spent cock, he rolled dangerously close to the foot of the bed.
“He’s asleep.”
“Typical man,” Rob replied with a mock-feminine lisp. In his everyday voice, he went on, “Do you think we should carry him up to his room?”
“He isn’t Froggy. He’s a grown man,” she said, lying back with her head on a pillow. “Let’s just leave him.”
“Well who’s going to finish me off now?” Rob asked, returning to his playgirl voice. “A woman has needs, you know. These men think they can use us then throw us out the window like a smoked cigarette. It’s just disgraceful.”
Shaking her head, Josie chuckled, “You are such a loser.”
“Well, that is no way to speak to a lady!”
She leaned over and traced her fingers through the mass of hair around his waiting cock. “How about if I pick up where we left off?” she cooed, climbing on board. “Is this okay?”
When she sank her body down on him, they both moaned at that sense complete pleasure, like the first sip of coffee in the morning.
“I guess this’ll do,” Rob said with a smirk.
She hadn’t realized how wet she’d gotten until Rob’s cock filled her up. She also hadn’t realized how badly she wanted to fuck. Sure it was great to jerk each other off and to suck a few cocks—had she really done that?—but no seduction was complete without a cock in a cunt.
She moved on him as he moved in her, playing with her swinging tits. When she leaned forward to wrap her arm around him, she could see the landscape of her body in the dressing mirror. They both watched as they moved together. She’d never noticed how hot her ass looked as she teased his cock with broad thrusting motions; she only favoured this position because it made it so easy to rub her clit against him. The mirror leant it a whole new dimension.
They were close enough to kiss, and Rob seemed champing at the bit as she writhed on him. She didn’t want him to have to taste another man’s cum on her tongue, but he must know what he was getting into. He wrapped his arms around her as she planted her lips on his. He panted and squealed, holding her tight as he thrust in her.
Pressing her clit down hard against his pelvis, she kissed him with the energy of an impending orgasm. It was swirling, swirling energy, like a galaxy spinning around a black hole. E
verything sped up as it reached the event horizon, and the faster they moved together, the sooner they would be sucked into the cosmic depths.
It happened. Together they grinded and moaned as their bodies felt lighter, heavier, and larger than life itself.
Josie collapsed on top of Rob. Her thighs ached and her heart beat ten times its normal rate, but she felt fantastic. She probably could have slept like that, but for his sake rolled off to the side.
“Do you think we’re weird?” Rob asked.
“No.” She could hear Kaz snoring, so it was probably safe to talk about him. “You mean both of us jumping into the sac with someone who’s been out of our lives so many years?”