Wyntertide
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Also By Andrew Caldecott
Rotherweird
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Sasha Laika
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Frontispiece
Dedication
For my mother and in memory of my father
PRINCIPAL CHARACTERS
Outsiders from wider England
Jonah OblongA historian
The town of Rotherweird
Rhombus SmithHeadmaster
Professor Vesey BolithoAstronomer and Head of South Tower Science
Hengest StrimmerHead of North Tower Science
Vixen ValourhandA North Tower scientist
Gregorius JonesHead of Physical Education
Godfery FanguinFormer teacher
‘Bomber’ FanguinHis wife
Angela TrimbleSchool Porter
Sidney SnorkelThe Mayor
GorhamburyThe Town Clerk
Madge BrownAssistand Head librarian
Hayman SaltMunicipal Head Gardener
Marmion FinchThe Herald
Boris and Bert PolkCo-owners of The Polk Land & Water
Company
Orelia RocOwner of Baubles & Relics, an antique shop
AggsA cleaner
Estella ScryA clairvoyant
Gurney ThomesMaster of the Apothecaries
Rotherweird Countrysiders
Bill FerdyBrewer and landlord of The Journeyman’s Gist
FerensenA nomadic close neighbour of the Ferdys
The Elizabethan and Stuart Age
Sir Robert OxenbridgeConstable of the Tower of London
John FinchRotherweird’s Herald
Geryon WynterA mystic
Calx BoleWynter’s servant
TykeAn enigma
Mel
EstellaChild prodigies
Nona
Sacheverell VereA wealthy bachelor
Benedict RocMaster Carver
Rotherweirders Abroad
Tancred EverthorneAn artist
Pomeny TigheA mathematician
Old English
Brother HilarionA monk and naturalist
HarfootHis lay companion
CONTENTS
PRINCIPAL CHARACTERS
ILLUSTRATIONS
Old History
OCTOBER:
FIRST FORTNIGHT
A Problem
Deathbed
Fliers
Of Puddings
Varnishing the Truth
Two Consultations
Fieldwork
Eulogy Dress
The Winter Solstice Special
Last Rites
Hangover
Old History
OCTOBER:
SECOND FORTNIGHT
Books, Books, Books
Bequests and Dead Ends
Sunday Night, Visiting Night
Of Nightmares and Agonies
Election Fever
Cracking a Code
A Reunion
Any Other Business?
Old History
NOVEMBER:
FIRST WEEK
Of Sewage and Psephology
The Velvet Gloves
Old History
NOVEMBER:
SECOND WEEK
The Summoned
Matters Astronomical
A Competition Won
A Party Derailed
Escutcheon Place Revisited
Post-Mortem
Into the Deeps
Miss Trimble’s Bequest
The Smart Outsmarted
Figures of Speech
Licking of Wounds
Old History
NOVEMBER:
THIRD WEEK
A Commission
Dreamland
A Warning
Special Offer
Just Checking
A Bicycle Made for Two
Solitary Confinement
Old History
NOVEMBER:
FOURTH WEEK
A Conclave of Guilds
An Aerial Scout
Molecular Matters
Back to Earth
An Unexpected Gift
Glass to Order
A Selection Committee
Old Haunts and New
Dance Moves
Rockets and More
Planetarium al Fresco
Fall of the First-Born
Recent History
DECEMBER
Avant Moi, le Deluge
Of Waterworks and Rocks
A Morning at the Pictures
Bruma
Paper Trail
To Believe or Not to Believe
Voices from the Void
Phony War
The Thingamajig
Priming Prim
Shenanigans
Light Show for One
Last Chance Saloon
Treading Carefully
An Excursion
Desperate Measures
Democracy’s Day
The Rotating Sphere
Tremor
Straighten the Rope I
Straighten the Rope II
Acknowledgements
ILLUSTRATIONS
The Heron
p. v
Incus Major
‘Harfoot would like to bottle these clouds.
Nobody will believe them otherwise.’
p. 7
The Kraken
‘. . . a pantomime horror lumbers from the cave, spikes proud of
the back like a flustered porcupine . . .’
p. 81
The Tarot
‘Someone you knew ended badly . . .’
p. 134
London
‘Keep to the river, Fortemain had said, and you cannot miss it . . .’
p. 149
The Cat-Boy
‘. . . a grisly jigsaw of cat and boy . . .’
p. 208
Underground
‘You’re the historian: you look backwards.’
p. 229
The Ice-Dragon
‘. . . a bellowing roar and a crackle like breaking sticks . . .’
p. 236
Finch’s Friend
‘. . . a luminous stag beetle, a species unknown to him . . .’
p. 288
The Moleman
‘A giant mole – and yet, not quite . . .’
p. 318
The Balloon
‘The basket started falling as a second arrow struck the chain . . .’
p. 371
How to Break the Ice
‘Rugs, rugs and more rugs . . .’
p. 434
The Tower
‘A tower was slowly rising . . .’
p. 464
Old History
63 Anno Domini. Britannia.
Caligatae is the name they have coined for themselves – ‘footsloggers’, men who march the known world, anywhere that’s worthwhile.
He eyes his caligae. More than a Roman soldier’s sandals, caligae are an emblem of Empire, their hobnailed soles stamping the alien earth. Yet practicalities matter too: they serve well in his homeland, and in Africa, where the sand flows through, and on any road anywhere – but in this pathless backwater of Britannia, with its midges, ticks and leeches, caligae let in the natural enemies. The woollen foot-sleeves help, but biting insects still climb the fibres to softer flesh. Here there are always quid pro quos.
His name, once Gregorius, is now Gorius: the army needs short names, shoutable.
He is the legion’s speculator, the lead scout. He likes the word for sounding like the role it describes: a mix of looking, hope, guesswork and working alone.
Ferns tickle his ears; the helmet is off, lest it catch the light. He reads the land as those below will read it: the folds, the shifting skyline, the cross-hatching of bracken and earth. With his tanned skin, he blends in.
He has been here an hour. Time drags when a scene is familiar – the standing stones, the doomed men in white robes, the primitive huts fashioned with clay, animal dung and straw. Yet the idiocy of these particular barbari defies precedent, for they abandon the island, their one defensible position – some by coracle, others filing in full view through open meadowland – to converge on a wood which rises steeply to the valley rim: a trap of their own making.
Cavalry canter along the river, spearing the beached coracles to cut off escape by water. The infantry, dividing into three equal sections, descends from the north. The orders are short, the reaction instant.
Gorius admires the strategy, honed by months of similar operations and the perfection of Roman manoeuvre. About the slaughter of the innocent, he is more squeamish; he looks away. To the south beyond the river, an earthy prominence dominates the flat marshland. He thinks of a burial mound, although there is no path in.
He resumes his watch on the approaching battle. The barbari have retreated into the trees. This is child’s play: skirmishers go in first, fanning out to seal the sides. Cavalry comb the grassland for covered pits, stabbing at the ground and finding none. The legionaries leave their shields and javelins beside the wood; in the congested trees, a short sword is quicker.
The nape of his neck tingles. Where are the cries of the women and children? He recalls the mix of unease and reverence this settlement generates in neighbouring communities. He hears only slashed undergrowth and soldiers’ oaths; orders lose certainty. The legionaries drift out, as hounds might after losing a scent.
This is his task, Gorius with his hunter’s eyes: finding the hidden ways, forestalling ambush. He marks their vanishing point, dashes to his tethered horse and gallops down.
‘Now you can earn your bloody keep,’ growls his tribune, Ferox by nickname and ferox by nature.
Gorius does not want the ground more trampled than it is. ‘Call them all out, sir – leave this to me.’
‘And when you find them, what then?’ Ferox follows his speculator in, sword drawn.
Gorius pauses, points and moves on, like the dappled hunting dogs in Gaul. It is difficult translating unfamiliar ground seen from above to the place itself, but he narrows his search to a deep hollow whose upward slope is too severe to climb quickly; nobody has tried. Hobnailed caligae leave spoor, but smoother prints dominate here, bare feet. He crawls on all fours as Ferox mocks, and then he finds it: a lattice of twig and fern fronds, near invisible, held to the ground with pegs. He lifts them to reveal a white tablet, fine as any Roman marble, and incised with a flower. The workmanship is exquisite, surely beyond these savages. Ferox runs his sword across it, leaving not a scratch.
‘A gate,’ suggests Gorius. ‘Has to be.’
The lines on Ferox’s face map a man with little laughter, but now his eyes sparkle as he slaps his thighs, causing the leather thongs of his uniform to swing back and forth between his legs. He bellows like a bull: a gate for grown men, one metre square?
Gorius rests the palm of his hand on the tile. The dark hairs on his wrist stand proud, prickling with energy. Tentative now, he steps forward – and disappears.
Laughter strangling to a snarl, Ferox follows.
977 Anno Domini. A remote monastery.
By dint of one monk’s remarkable chronicle of events, as impartial in its treatment of saints as of pagan kings, Jarrow is still reputed to be, two centuries on, the greatest centre of learning north of Rome.
Brother Hilarion in his humbler monastery nurses a like ambition, which brings him to his abbot’s office.
‘I understand you have an urge to set down like Brother Bede.’
‘Yes – but not the history of men.’
‘And what is wrong with men?’
Brother Hilarion does not say what he thinks. If Man is made in God’s image, God must be terrible indeed.
‘I prefer the gentler days of Creation – flora, fauna and celestial happenings.’
The abbot nods. ‘They say you have a gift for description, and a special eye.’
This is true. No leaf or feather or star is quite like another to Hilarion. ‘But I fear I seek my own renown – that I have fallen prey to pride.’
‘Everyone talks of Jarrow, nobody of us – and who accuses Brother Bede of vanity?’ The abbot crosses himself as a sign of respect. ‘How far would you travel?’
Brother Hilarion feels his world turn from a cell three steps square to miles and miles of forest, marsh and pasture. An epic answer comes without thinking. ‘I would journey from the southern sea to the northern wall.’
‘All of Britannia that is! Take two horses, supplies, whatever you need by way of paper, quills and ink. A lay assistant will join you. Young Harfoot is strong. He can bear arms – and he has worked in the scriptorium.’
Brother Hilarion hangs his head as the abbot blesses him – a rarity reserved for the most demanding tasks. The abbot sees Hilarion to the door. ‘When you return, you will dedicate this work—’
‘To the monastery.’
‘By name only?’
‘I will include my humble and distinguished abbot.’
A wave and a rare smile. He has found the right response.
Within an hour of leaving they encounter a new butterfly: papilio.
‘Pliny the Elder recorded them so why shouldn’t we?’ declares the monk.
Harfoot unpacks the instruments of record with a tidy eye. This is to
be the first entry on the first page. He records the day, the month, the orange tips to the white wings and the insect’s size by a wooden rule he has developed for the purpose. An hour passes before they move on.
They have an instant affinity. Harfoot’s sunny disposition lightens the intensity of his master’s vision. Their journey will end forty years later with a phenomenon that will make the sweeping events in Brother Bede’s great chronicle look ordinary.
December 1017. The Rotherweird Valley.
Forty years on, and the mission has changed. Their early books filled too quickly with much that was commonplace and they bequeathed them to monasteries along the way. For the last decade, there has been but one book, home only to the local and the rare.
Word of mouth brings them to this escarpment rim.
The valley below keeps its own weather, a different degree of winter. A frozen river encircles an island, in appearance a bone necklace.
‘What were those local mutterings?’ asks Brother Hilarion. He is forgetful now, his voice feeble, speech an effort.
‘A flying serpent.’
The monk needs only a cue. ‘Ah yes: rare rocks and butterflies with blue-white wings, if we had time to wait a season.’
‘And a plant that never flowers,’ adds Harfoot.
The furrows in Brother Hilarion’s face shape to a smile. ‘Enough to hazard the journey then,’ he says, ‘even on the shortest day of the year.’
Their two ponies, refractory and apprehensive, pick their way. A huge rock stabs the sky from the island’s summit like an accusing finger. A circular hole near the apex catches the light, suggestive of an eye. In the marshland to the southeast is a turfed prominence, apparently manmade, terra firma in the bog. Brother Hilarion feels beset by pagan images.
He notes the grey threads in his younger companion’s hair, and the bald crown, which now matches his: Nature’s tonsure is testimony to so many cliff paths, moors and mountains traversed together, as are their feet protruding through their sandals like tuberous roots. Age has deepened the bond between them, as it has altered the dependencies. Harfoot’s tasks are multiplying. He describes for Brother Hilarion the finer details of the view, the stealthier sounds, and his vocabulary burgeons in consequence.
On reaching the valley floor, they look skywards and Harfoot points. ‘You see the darkness in the blue, Brother.’ Their magnum opus has a page devoted to Nature’s more peculiar clouds.
‘How are they shaped?’
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