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by J. A. Cipriano




  Beginner’s Luck

  The Forsaken Mage Book 1

  J. A. Cipriano

  DDCO Publishing, LLC.

  Copyright © 2018 by DDCO Publishing, LLC.

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  Contents

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  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

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  The Pen is Mightier: Company Ink

  The Pen is Mightier: To Vegas… with Love

  Star Conqueror

  Star Conqueror: Recompense

  Star Conqueror: Legion

  Super Human

  United We Stand

  Victory Road

  King of the Gods

  Falcon Punch

  World of Ruul

  Soulstone: Awakening

  Soulstone: The Skeleton King

  Soulstone: Oblivion

  Bug Wars

  Doomed Infinity Marine

  Doomed Infinity Marine 2

  The Legendary Builder

  The Builder’s Sword

  The Builder’s Greed

  The Builder’s Pride

  The Builder’s Wrath

  The Builder’s Throne

  The Builder’s Conquest

  The FBI Dragon Chronicles

  A Ritual of Fire

  A Ritual of Death

  Elements of Wrath Online

  Ring of Promise

  The Vale of Three Wolves

  Crystalfire Keep

  Kingdom of Heaven

  The Skull Throne

  Escape From Hell

  The Thrice Cursed Mage

  Cursed

  Marked

  Burned

  Seized

  Claimed

  Hellbound

  The Half-Demon Warlock

  Pound of Flesh

  Flesh and Blood

  Blood and Treasure

  The Lillim Callina Chronicles

  Wardbreaker

  Kill it with Magic

  The Hatter is Mad

  Fairy Tale

  Pursuit

  Hardboiled

  Mind Games

  Fatal Ties

  Clans of Shadow

  Heart of Gold

  Feet of Clay

  Fists of Iron

  The Spellslinger Chronicles

  Throne to the Wolves

  Prince of Blood and Thunder

  Found Magic

  May Contain Magic

  The Magic Within

  Magic for Hire

  Witching on a Starship

  Maverick

  Planet Breaker

  1

  Las Vegas, The Near Future

  The place hadn’t changed a bit. That’s the thing everybody says when they’ve been gone from the old stomping grounds for a long time and then come back to find the same faces on the same seats at the same bar, probably drinking the same drinks they had been when you left.

  Only the Mandolin Rain had changed. It was darker, for one. Dirtier. Almost like someone had zapped most of the energy out of the place and left it on life support. They’d taken out a bunch of the tables to make room for a foosball game that nobody ever played, judging from the thick layer of dust on it. The red velvet curtain that once led to the famed back room was gone, and the door had been boarded over and nailed shut.

  None of the old faces were here, neither. Used to be I’d walk into this place, and people would rush to see me or run to avoid me. But now there were maybe half a dozen tired souls in this place, and two of them were the bartender and a cocktail waitress. Not a single one looked up when I came in and took a seat at a table by the wall.

  Well, that was all right. I hadn’t come back to Vegas for the Mandolin, after all. But it would’ve been nice to have someone recognize me and start up the grapevine before I made my big return. I’d always enjoyed a good rumor, especially when it was about me.

  The cocktail waitress deigned to notice me and heaved off the bar where she’d been chatting up the bartender. She headed toward my table like I’d interrupted something terribly important and she resented the hell out of me for it. That was fine though, maybe I had. After all, I wasn’t the type to yuck on someone else’s yum, if ya catch my drift.

  Her nametag said Brandi, and the blaze of white in her dark hair said she was a dabbler in the other trade that went on in places like the Mandolin. There’d always been a bunch like her around here, people who picked up a single spell or a magic trinket in some poker game, or one of the tiny, hidden shops of the underground, and decided they were suddenly experts in the occult.

  “Get you something?” Brandi said in a bored tone, barely looking at me.

  “Yeah, you can. I’ll take a Scotch on the rocks,” I said. “Something from the top shelf.”

  That got a little more of her attention. It was a universal trait of cocktail waitresses everywhere, whether they worked in normal Vegas or the underground circuit. Give them just a hint that you had money, and you suddenly went from ‘waste of my time’ to ‘highly valued customer’ because they were looking for big tips. The behavior didn’t bother me much. Cocktail waitresses had to earn a living, too.

  She looked me up and down, taking in the long coat, the leather half-gloves, the double star pendant and the roulette watch.

  “Did you want something else with your drink, sir?” she said, licking her lips. “Maybe something … hot?”

  At least some things were still the same around here. ‘Hot’ meant magic items, but if I took her up on the offer, she’d try to sell me a pack of trick cards or a snap-bang matchbook or a ‘lucky’ poker chip, something long on flash and short on substance. And she’d overcharge me for it too.

  “Not today, sweetheart,” I told her. “Just the drink.”

  All the ‘valued customer’ come-ons fell out of her face and her body language, and she rolled her eyes a little as she walked back toward the bar without another word.

  I ignored her switch in demeanor. Like I said, I didn’t mind the fishing for tips game, and I’d leave her a big one anyway. As long
as she didn’t try to pass off watered-down rotgut for good Scotch.

  While the waitress was conversing with the bartender about a lot more than just my drink since I’d once again been relegated to ‘nobody important,’ the front door opened and a group of four guys in their early twenties piled in. I recognized them instantly, or at least their type because I’d been them once a long time ago. A gaggle of punks, fresh from Cato’s or The Trove or another place where they’d just gotten their first taste of real magic, drunk on their own power and looking to cause trouble.

  Well, that wasn’t going to happen in my bar. Even if it wasn’t my bar anymore.

  They walked by my table without a second glance, and I stood as they approached the bar with a kind of rough, malevolent attitude. You know the kind, just looking for someone to give the hard squeeze. Didn’t even need an excuse for it.

  The bartender seemed to sense their purpose and motioned for the cocktail waitress to go somewhere else out of the way, but the punks reached them first, and she was trapped.

  “Hey. Barkeep.” The sad little gang’s obvious leader, a fresh-faced, grade A douchebag with spiky blond hair in a leather coat and big boots, slammed a fist on the counter and grinned. “Give us your best bottle of whiskey, and all the cash you’ve got in the register. Or we can just break all the bones in your body and take it.”

  “Get out of here.” The bartender narrowed his eyes at the young thug. “I told you the last time, don’t make threats you can’t keep.”

  “I don’t remember you saying that. Any of you guys hear this dickhead mouthing off to me last time?” the leader said, and his peanut gallery answered with exaggerated laughter. “Because if you had mouthed off to me,” the douchebag went on, looking back at the bartender, “you’d be in traction right now.”

  With that, he pulled something small and glowing out of his jacket and held it in front of him, and the bartender held his hands up and shrank back. Shit, that was an Agony Orb. I thought they’d outlawed those things.

  I sighed and moved closer to the bar. From the corner where the punks had blocked her in, the cocktail waitress saw me and pulled a half-frightened, half-angry expression, one that said an older man like me shouldn’t get in the middle of a fight between younger, hotter blood.

  I ignored the look. “Hey, assholes,” I called. “Didn’t your mothers ever tell you not to play with the grownup toys?”

  All four of them whirled toward me, and the leader grinned like Christmas had come early as he stepped around the rest of them, pointing the Orb at me like a gun.

  “Thanks for volunteering, old man,” he said with a sneer. “Now, I can show this dickhead what happens when he tries to cross the Hex.”

  “Really? That’s what you’re calling yourself, huh?” I shook my head and tucked my arms behind my back so that I could spin my watch without him noticing. “Back in my day, fake-ass punks like you had actual intimidating names like Axel and Dagger.”

  “Yeah, and what do they call you, old timer?” one of the others said with dripping sarcasm.

  I shrugged. “Seth, mostly,” I said as I double-tapped my watch face and brought my arm around to check the spin. “But you can call me ‘oh shit, please don’t hurt me anymore.’”

  The watch landed on six. Perfect.

  Punk Leader opened his mouth, probably to deliver some witty retort when I slipped into alterspace and vanished from his sight. But I could still see him, his friends, and the rest of the bar, even though everything looked grainy and shimmery. I stepped up and snatched the Agony Orb from his outstretched hand, heard his muffled shout of what the hell! as it disappeared. I tucked the Orb into the trunk I kept with me in alterspace for quick grabs, and then moved back into position and waited until the shifting spell ticked down. Three, two, one …

  When I reappeared in the same plane as the bar, the sulfur smoke of alterspace unraveling from my body like fog, Punk Leader blanched and stumbled back a few steps. The rest of them were coming over to join him but reluctantly, like they’d suddenly decided maybe they were robbing the wrong bar.

  “What’s wrong with you?” I said, brushing a bit of dust off my coat. “Oh, I see now. You lost your little glowy thing. Well, with a name like the Hex, I’m sure you have plenty of tricks you can demonstrate on me to scare the dickhead over there.”

  The leader recovered and snarled, raising his fists. “How about I just beat the shit out of you?”

  “So now we’re having a fistfight. Cool.” I held a gloved hand out palm-up and summoned my pair of dice from alterspace, feeling the slight, reassuring weight settle on my hand. “Let’s see how many times I have to hit you before I allow you the privilege of leaving this bar.”

  I rolled the dice on the nearest table, and they landed on double sixes. Okay, so apparently six was my number today.

  “Boxcars,” I said, calling the dice back and raising my own fists in front of me as they burst into green flame. “That means the House loses.”

  I had to give the punks just a little bit of credit because they didn’t back down right away. The leader and one of the others came at me together. I ducked the leader’s swing and drove a flaming fist into the underside of his jaw, sending him crashing onto a table twelve feet away that shattered under his weight.

  The other one glanced a blow off my arm as I shifted and drove my fist into his gut. He tumbled to the floor and skidded on his back until his skull met one of the foosball table legs with a loud crack.

  Meanwhile, Punk Leader was dragging himself from the wreckage, trying to stand. “What are you doing?” he wheezed at the other two, who were frozen in place and staring slack-jawed at me. “Take him down!”

  One of them moved like he was going to try, and I jabbed a fist in the air at him. A ball of green flame shot from my hand and hit him in the chest, staggering him as the flames flowed over him and wrapped around his throat, causing him to start gasping for breath.

  “You’d better get your buddy outside, if you want him to live,” I said to the last one, pulling a small vial of lifewater from my pocket and tossing it to him. “Get this down him,” I added. “It will cancel the spell before he chokes, as long as he drinks it right away.” I smirked. “As annoying as you all are, I didn’t come here to start killing dumbasses.”

  No. I just wanted to show them that one Agony Orb didn’t make them wizards.

  The guy on the floor with the cracked skull groaned and rolled over, slowly pushing himself up as his buddy led the one with the flame necklace out the door. He looked around blearily and scrambled after the two exiting punks.

  But the leader was still trying to come at me, limping slightly with blood dripping from his mouth.

  “That Orb cost me a damned fortune,” he spat. “Give it back.”

  “Here’s another tip. Don’t spend money you can’t afford to lose,” I told him. “Look, kid, your friends already did the smart thing. I’m trying to let you join them. Are you really gonna make me hit you again before you get the point?”

  He bared his red-smeared teeth in a desperate grin. “You can try.”

  As I drew back a flaming fist, the punk pulled a switchblade from his pocket, pointed it at me and pushed the button on the handle. Instead of ejecting a few inches of steel, it fired a glowing blue dagger into the air. A ghost blade, designed to cut through anything and impossible to block through ordinary means.

  I sighed as I raised a forearm, letting the projection hit the magic-reinforced gauntlet tattoo beneath my sleeve and break apart into harmless sparks.

  “You really want to lose all your toys today, don’t you?” I said, surging forward to grab his wrist with my flaming hand.

  He screamed and opened his fingers, and the switchblade clattered to the floor.

  I stepped on the weapon so he couldn’t get it back, not letting go of his wrist as the enchanted flame burned into him.

  “When I let go, you’re going to turn your ass around and walk out that door, and you’
re never putting so much as a toe inside this place again,” I said, fishing in my pocket for more lifewater. “Understand?”

  The punk nodded, his eyes widening with pain and fear. “Please,” he whispered.

  “What was that? Did you just say ‘oh shit, please don’t hurt me anymore’?”

  The nodding got more frantic.

  “That’s my name,” I said and uncorked the lifewater with my teeth. I poured it over my hand and his wrist, and the green flame sizzled out. “Go on, get out of here. And think of something better than Hex, for God’s sake.”

  I released him, and he spun on a heel and darted for the door like there was a whole pack of alterhounds behind him.

  “Kids these days,” I muttered as I shook out the other burning fist, pocketed the enchanted switchblade, and walked toward the bar. Both the bartender and the cocktail waitress stared at me in wide-eyed shock as I planted my ass casually on a stool.

  “Oh, you can bill me for that table if you want to,” I told the bartender before turning my eyes to the waitress. “So, how about that Scotch I ordered?”

  The bartender gasped out a breath. “You’re Seth Wyatt, aren’t you?”

  “And here I thought everyone had forgotten me,” I said with a grin. “Yes, I am.”

 

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