by Mage Quest
But what had happened to Dominic? I groped toward him, then saw the rest of our party emerging. Hugo and Ascelin had swords in their hands, but the king, more usefully, had brought a lantern.
With the lantern's light, I found the royal nephew and bent over him. He was breathing loudly, eyes shut. As I watched, his eyes flickered, and his fists clenched. Not dead then, I thought gratefully, as I took the jacket Joachim handed me.
"Look at this!" called Hugo, who had gone back for a lantern of his own. "It's the same bandits!"
Indeed it was the same bandits, their faces distorted by the shadows cast by a lantern at their feet. Struggling unsuccessfully against the binding spell, they glared at us silently.
"What was your intention?" the king asked them sternly. "We let you go today out of courtesy to other aristocrats, but what sort of honorable and aristocratic behavior is this? Were you going to take vengeance on us for humiliating you by slitting our throats while we slept?"
Dominic abruptly sat up, rubbing the back of his head. He tried to lurch to his feet, but Ascelin kept him seated with a hand on his shoulder.
"We weren't going to slit anybody's throat," protested the leader.
I wasn't at all sure I believed him. I was coming close to Hugo's point of view, that the best thing to do might be to kill them.
"It's the middle of the night," said Ascelin. "Let's leave them to learn some sense by standing bound by the wizard's spells for a few hours. Then we can question them in the morning."
"It would have been my watch soon anyway," I said, "so I'll keep an eye on them while the rest of you get some sleep."
Hugo clearly would have preferred to do something spectacular and warlike, but he contented himself with rounding up the bandits' horses and tying them to a branch. In a moment our party returned to the tents, Dominic assisted by Ascelin.
Watching the two princes in the flickering light of the lantern the king held for them, I thought that it was good to see them managing to get along with each other on this trip. When they had first met, nearly eight years ago, they had detested each other. But then Dominic, always a snob, had not known at the time that Ascelin was a prince.
Our camp became quiet again, and I added a few details to the binding spells that held that bandits. It is possible to break out of an improperly-made binding spell, and I had pulled the magic together very rapidly. I didn't want to paralyze them, however, even if that would have held them more securely, because I wanted them to remember this experience.
They soon stopped struggling and gave up cursing me a short time later, when I did not answer. What was I going to do with them? The school made us swear enormously solemn oaths to help mankind, but it only taught us magic, when at the moment what I felt I needed most to know was how to deal with people unlike any I knew in Yurt.
The moonlight made the stars pale in the center of the sky, but from where I was sitting I could see the Hunter, striding low over the horizon. Soon he would be gone from the sky for the summer.
We certainly couldn't kill the bandits in cold blood, even if they had crept up on our tents planning to kill us. We were still in the orderly western kingdoms, not much more than three weeks away from Yurt, and there were legal methods for dealing with such things. But I didn't like the idea of loading them onto the pack horses again, then trying to find a nearby castle that exercised high justice—other than the castle of the bandit leader himself.
The night dragged on. In a marginally successful attempt to stay warm, I rekindled the fire over which we had cooked supper. I kept yawning, but I was shivering too much to doze. It would have been Joachim's watch next, but I let him sleep, not wanting to leave him with the responsibility for guarding bandits restrained by magic. After a while, the eastern stars gradually faded as the horizon grew gray.
I heard a rustle from the tents and looked up to see the king and his lantern approaching. He sat down next to me, pulling his cloak around him.
"Go back to your tent, sire," I said. "I won't be making the morning tea for another hour."
"I couldn't sleep anyway," said King Haimeric with a shrug. "We have to decide what to do the bandits."
I could see them faintly now, ten yards away, standing as stiffly as if they were tied to trees. The long cold night, I hoped, would have sobered them. "We can't very well have them following us all the way to the Holy Land," I said quietly. "But I don't understand it. Why would a castellan turn to banditry?"
"I don't know," said the king in a worried voice. "I realize we're not in Yurt anymore, but it's still very strange."
"Short of killing them, I don't see what we can do that won't make them feel even more humiliated, and even more bent on vengeance."
"We can give them some tea," said the king. "They've had a cold night of it. Since you've got the fire going anyway, put on the kettle."
This made no sense at all. I stared at him a moment in the lantern light, then went to fill the kettle. He was, after all, my king.
In a few minutes, when the tea was brewed, we walked over to the bandits. "We weren't going to slit any of your throats," the leader growled. "I hope you realize we wouldn't rob a caravan for a few baubles or a few bolts of frippery, and we aren't murderers either. We just wanted to teach you a lesson."
"That was my nephew you knocked on the head," said the king gravely. "He may look at all this differently. But at the moment he's asleep. Would you like some tea before he wakes up? It can't have been comfortable standing here all night. Wizard, could you release the bindings enough so that they can drink?"
I adjusted my spell to allow them a very little arm motion. The king put tin cups of scalding tea into their hands. They drank slowly, looking at us thoughtfully over the rims. In the lantern light and the beginning of dawn, they would have seen two white-bearded men, one very slightly built.
"All right," said the king sternly, taking back the empty cups. "I believe you. I won't ask you what kind of ‘lesson’ you planned to teach us, because I'm quite sure I won't like the answer. An aristocrat like you should know better. Your own fields and your rents should provide you plenty of income within the law—to say nothing of the proceeds of justice."
The leader of the bandits looked at King Haimeric shrewdly. "So you didn't find it either, eh?"
I had no idea what he was talking about, and I doubted the king did either, but that didn't stop him. "Of course not. You seem to imagine that we ransacked the silk caravan after my wizard paralyzed you, but instead we sent it safely on its way. If you're looking for caravan loot, you won't find it in our camp. Do you employ a wizard?"
I was having trouble keeping up with the king's line of reasoning, and from the looks on their faces, so were the bandits.
"No," said the leader, eyeing me warily.
"If we let you leave with your lives," I said, hoping this fit in with whatever King Haimeric was doing, "and I say if, hire a wizard at once." The king gave me a quick look, and I realized it was probably not his intention after all to urge them to take on a new employee. But it was too late to stop now. "A real wizard," I continued, "one from the school in the great City."
A school-trained wizard would certainly be able to stop them from preying on any more merchant caravans—unless of course he ended up with his own throat slit. But he'd do much better than a magician, someone who had picked up a little of the Hidden Language here and there and might himself see nothing wrong with banditry.
"I asked if you had a wizard," said King Haimeric, pulling his eyebrows into a frown, "because I wanted to be sure you understand the lesson that we will teach you if you follow us again. My own wizard will turn you all into frogs."
It had been ten years since the disastrous transformations practical, and I had long since worked out where I had gone wrong with those frogs. I watched King Haimeric's face, knowing he was going to expect some spectacular display of magic in a moment.
"Don't pay any attention to him," said one of the bandits to the leader. "He's
just bluffing."
That made it all very simple. I turned that one into a frog.
The king laughed, a quite genuine laugh. "Anyone else think the wizard is bluffing?" He picked up the bullfrog that had been a bandit a moment ago and held it out toward the rest with both hands.
The bullfrog looked up at them with wide, confused eyes, then gave a sudden booming croak. After a moment of stunned silence, the other three bandits began to look at each other with poorly suppressed smiles.
"Turn him back to himself, Wizard," said the king.
In a moment, I had him a person again, and I quickly restored the binding spells around him. His throat continued to pump like a frog's for a few seconds, which now set the other bandits laughing.
"Any tea left, Wizard?" asked the king. We gave them all another cup.
"Now," said the king when they had finished—two even thanked us—"it's almost day. My knights, the ones who overpowered you yesterday, will be up shortly, and they may not look at this incident as tolerantly as we do—especially my nephew. But we're on a pilgrimage, and it's important to return good for evil when one is on pilgrimage. Therefore I'm going to let you go."
I stopped myself just in time from objecting.
"But I want you to remember," said the king very seriously, "not to attack any more merchant caravans, and," glancing toward me, "to hire yourself a competent wizard at the first opportunity. And certainly don't try to follow us again. If you do, not only will my wizard turn you into frogs, he will have a dragon attack you first."
This, I feared, really was a bluff. I certainly couldn't summon a dragon from the land of wild magic.
The bandits seemed to be taking no chances. They agreed readily, and when I broke the spells that held them they went at once to their horses. As they mounted, I heard one call another "Froggie," with an accompanying slap on the shoulder. The sound of galloping hooves brought the rest of our party out into the dawn.
I didn't want to take any chances either. Leaving the king to explain to the rest what he had done, and for them to start breakfast, I tried to improvise an appropriate spell.
It would have to be an illusory dragon. The problem with most illusions is that they fade quickly, usually within a few minutes. I thought I might be able to manage something that lasted a little longer—my predecessor as Royal Wizard of Yurt used to make illusions that would last for hours. But the difficulty was to guess how long. It would need to be here when—or if—the bandits came back, but I didn't want it to hover all day and terrify anyone else who used this road.
I decided at last to create an illusory dragon, all but the final twist of the spell that would bring it together, and to attach the nearly-finished spell to a pebble. When the pebble was moved, say, kicked by a bandit's horse, that would complete the spell.
I had never done anything like this before, or even heard of it, so it took me a while to work out the spells, and then I tried making a small practice dragon. It worked even better than I expected. I put the pebble on the ground, kicked it, and a one-foot high blue dragon appeared and shot illusory smoke at me for a minute before fading.
In a few more minutes, I had put the spells together to create a thirty-foot scarlet dragon, one with three sets of bat-wings and extra-long talons, and attached the spells to a small stone. I placed it very carefully on the road in the direction back toward the bandits' castle. Now, if they were the first ones along this road, it should work perfectly.
Before joining the others, I looked at my stone in assessment. The faintest outline of the dragon hovered around it, the almost-completed spell just on the edge of visibility, but I hoped the bandits, riding fast, wouldn't notice it until it was too late.
"Wizard!" called Hugo. "There's only a little tea left! Do you want some?" I hurried over to the fire, indeed wanting some.
Shortly afterwards, we packed up the tents and started south again. Dominic had a lump on the back of his head but insisted he was all right. I kept glancing over my shoulder, wondering when someone would follow us along the road.
We had climbed up the far side of the valley, perhaps a mile away, when the sound of distant voices was carried to us on the wind. I pulled up my horse and looked back.
There were several groves of trees in the valley, but I thought I could tell where we had camped last night. Just visible beyond was a splash of scarlet, though we were too far away to pick out any details. The distant voices, shouting and screaming, faded away. I laughed and hoped that it had indeed been the bandits.
II
Spring advanced rapidly as we moved south. The woodland flowers disappeared as we moved into kingdoms where the trees had already leafed out. Here too the hills were a different shape than the hills of home, the roof-lines of the houses different, the very style of clothes worn by the people working in the fields different from those worn by the villagers of Yurt. To all of us and especially to Dominic, the newness and variety was a heady experience in itself.
After a month of traveling south on less-frequented roads, we finally picked up the main pilgrimage and commercial route that ran from the great City down toward the Central Sea. We stopped at our first pilgrimage church, a small dark structure that seemed little visited even though it stood close to a busy road. But it had vivid and complicated stone sculptures, about which Joachim read to us from the bishop's guidebook.
"The saint here miraculously cured thousands of a disease whose name is no longer remembered. It has been forgotten because the saint cured it out of existence."
Hugo lifted his eyebrows ironically at me. From the sculptures, it looked as though the disease was thought to have rotated men's heads around backwards.
After two days of jostling with other travelers on the road and another night in an inn—we got two beds this time—we again left the route for the detour to visit Joachim's family. We headed through fields and meadows swathed in fresh yellow-green toward the manor where his brother lived.
We looked at each other critically that morning. After a month of travel, we were all grubby, as well as leaner and browner than when we left home. That is, all except the chaplain himself: he had somehow managed to keep himself tidily shaved and his clothes relatively unwrinkled.
"Looking forward to someone else's cooking?" I asked Ascelin as we lowered ourselves delicately into a stream which, even under a sunny spring sky, felt cold enough to have ice in it. I tried without much success to work up some lather to wash the smell of woodsmoke out of my hair.
He plunged his head under water and came up snorting and laughing. His dark blue eyes contrasted sharply with his tanned face. I passed him the soap. "I should ask all of you that question." We had decided, the third day out, that Ascelin was by far the best camp cook and had made him prepare the suppers ever since. He could even make passable biscuits over the fire. "Any time you want to take a turn—"
"I wanted to ask you something," I said as we dried ourselves off and tried to shake the wrinkles out of the only clean clothes we had left. "I've been wondering about this for a while. Why did you and the duchess show up at the royal castle just as the king was about to announce his quest?"
Ascelin pulled a shirt over his head. "Didn't Diana tell you? Sir Hugo's wife had called her that morning."
"Sir Hugo's wife—"
"He's Diana's relative as well as the queen's uncle—just a more distant relation. His wife was, of course, very worried about him. She was hoping, I think, that he might have been in contact with us, although I don't know why he would write us and not his own wife. But she did mention that she'd already talked to your queen. Diana guessed that at least some of you from the royal court would be planning to go look for Sir Hugo, and she had no intention of being left behind." He chuckled. "In spite of racing up to the royal castle through a snowstorm—and me on foot!—she still couldn't go along."
Ascelin leaned his back against a tree to pull his boots on. "Looks as though I need new soles," he said to himself, then gave a quick smi
le. "I must be in the best condition of my life, keeping up on foot with five mounted men.
"My lady Diana was very disappointed, as I'm sure you can guess," he went on. "But Haimeric was right: we couldn't have both gone and left the twins behind. You might have done better with her than with me, however—even if I am a better camp cook."
He fell silent for a moment, looking out across the stream. "She is a remarkable woman, Wizard. I wouldn't tell this to anybody but you, but after all you did help bring us together. I miss her terribly —before this we'd never been separated for more than a day or two since we were first married."
I pulled a few words of the Hidden Language together to create an illusion, just a tiny illusion, a dark-haired woman about a foot high wearing a leather tunic and wide gold bracelets. I liked to do at least a little magic every day. Wizardry is hard enough that I was always afraid of going rusty. It wasn't very difficult to create illusory images of people I knew, though I didn't do it often.
Ascelin saw what I was doing and caught his breath. "That's Diana!"
"Don't try to touch it," I said. "Your hand would go straight through her."
I had expected him to be pleased, but he turned his back sharply on me. I looked at his wide shoulders thoughtfully. I didn't even miss the queen that much. I shrugged, said the two words to end the illusion, and stood up to stamp my heels down into my own boots.
* * * *
It was with neatly trimmed beards and clean—if badly creased—clothes that we rode up to the manor house. We had telephoned from the inn two days ago and were expected.
Since I knew Joachim's brother Arnulf was involved in commerce in some way, I had expected, without really thinking about it, that his house would be something like the cramped urban house I myself had grown up in. Instead it was a gracious, two-story edifice, built of stone the color of mellow gold. Long wings encircled a courtyard, and wide lawns led down to the river. A cherry orchard bloomed beyond the house. It was big enough that it probably could shelter nearly as many people as the royal castle of Yurt. Either built after the Black Wars, I thought, looking at the tall windows, or else built by someone who could afford very good protection.