Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Book 2: The Hammer of Thor

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by Rick Riordan


  FOLKVANGER—the Vanir afterlife for slain heroes, ruled by the goddess Freya

  FREY—the god of spring and summer; the sun, the rain, and the harvest; abundance and fertility, growth and vitality. Frey is the twin brother of Freya and, like his sister, is associated with great beauty. He is lord of Alfheim.

  FREYA—the goddess of love; twin sister of Frey; ruler of Folkvanger

  FRIGG—goddess of marriage and motherhood; Odin’s wife and the queen of Asgard; mother of Balder and Hod

  GAMALOST—old cheese

  GINNUNGAGAP—the primordial void; a mist that obscures appearances

  GJALLAR—Heimdall’s horn

  HEIMDALL—god of vigilance and the guardian of Bifrost, the gateway to Asgard

  HEL—goddess of the dishonorable dead; born of Loki’s affair with a giantess

  HELHEIM—the underworld, ruled by Hel and inhabited by those who died in wickedness, old age, or illness

  HUGINN AND MUNINN—Odin’s ravens, whose names mean thought and memory, respectively

  HULDER—a domesticated forest sprite

  HUSVAETTR—house wight

  JORMUNGAND—the World Serpent, born of Loki’s affair with a giantess; his body is so long it wraps around the Earth

  JOTUN—giant

  KENNING—a Viking nickname

  LINDWORM—a fearsome dragon the size and length of an eighteen-wheeler, with just two front legs and leathery brown bat-type wings too small for effective flight

  LOKI—god of mischief, magic, and artifice; the son of two giants; adept at magic and shape-shifting. He is alternately malicious and heroic to the Asgardian gods and to humankind. Because of his role in the death of Balder, Loki was chained by Odin to three giant boulders with a poisonous serpent coiled over his head. The venom of the snake occasionally irritates Loki’s face, and his writhing can cause earthquakes.

  MAGNI AND MODI—Thor’s favorite sons, fated to survive Ragnarok

  MEINFRETR—stinkfart

  MIMIR—an Aesir god who, along with Honir, traded places with Vanir gods Frey and Njord at the end of the war between the Aesir and the Vanir. When the Vanir didn’t like his counsel, they cut off his head and sent it to Odin. Odin placed the head in a magical well, where the water brought it back to life, and Mimir soaked up all the knowledge of the World Tree.

  MJOLNIR—Thor’s hammer

  MORGEN-GIFU—morning gift; a gift from the groom to the bride, given on the morning after a marriage is consummated. It belongs to the bride, but it is held in trust by the groom’s family.

  MUNDR—bride-price; a gift from the groom to the father of the bride

  MUSPELL—fire

  NAGLFAR—the Ship of Nails

  NØKK—a nixie, or water spirit

  NORNS—three sisters who control the destinies of both gods and humans

  ODIN—the “All-Father” and king of the gods; the god of war and death, but also poetry and wisdom. By trading one eye for a drink from the Well of Wisdom, Odin gained unparalleled knowledge. He has the ability to observe all the Nine Worlds from his throne in Asgard; in addition to his great hall, he also resides in Valhalla with the bravest of those slain in battle.

  OSTARA—the first day of spring

  OTHALA—inheritance

  RAGNAROK—the Day of Doom or Judgment, when the bravest of the einherjar will join Odin against Loki and the giants in the battle at the end of the world

  RAN—goddess of the sea; wife of Aegir

  RATATOSK—an invulnerable squirrel that constantly runs up and down the World Tree carrying insults between the eagle that lives at the top and Nidhogg, a dragon that lives at the roots

  RED GOLD—the currency of Asgard and Valhalla

  SAEHRIMNIR—the magical beast of Valhalla; every day it is killed and cooked for dinner, and every morning it is resurrected; it tastes like whatever the diner wants

  SIF—goddess of the earth; mother of Uller by her first husband; Thor is her second husband; the rowan is her sacred tree

  SLEIPNIR—Odin’s eight-legged steed; only Odin can summon him; one of Loki’s children

  SUMARBRANDER—the Sword of Summer

  THANE—a lord of Valhalla

  THINGVELLIR—field of the assembly

  THOR—god of thunder; son of Odin. Thunderstorms are the earthly effects of Thor’s mighty chariot rides across the sky, and lightning is caused by hurling his great hammer, Mjolnir.

  THRYM—king of the jotun

  TREE OF LAERADR—a tree in the center of the Feast Hall of the Slain in Valhalla containing immortal animals that have particular jobs

  TYR—god of courage, law, and trial by combat; he lost a hand to Fenris’s bite when the Wolf was restrained by the gods

  ULLER—the god of snowshoes and archery

  URNES—a symbol of two entwined snakes, which signifies change and flexibility; sometimes a symbol for Loki

  UTGARD-LOKI—the most powerful sorcerer of Jotunheim; king of the mountain giants

  VALA—a seer

  VALHALLA—paradise for warriors in the service of Odin

  VALKYRIE—Odin’s handmaidens, who choose slain heroes to bring to Valhalla

  VANIR—gods of nature; close to elves

  VIDAR—the god of vengeance; also called the Silent One

  WERGILD—blood debt

  WIGHT—a powerful undead creature who likes to collect weapons

  YGGDRASIL—the World Tree

  ZUHR—Arabic for midday prayer

  AEGIR AY-gear

  AESIR AY-ser

  ALF SEIDR ALF SAY-der

  ALFHEIM ALF-haym

  ALICARL AL-ih-carrl

  ARGR ARR-ger

  ASGARD AZ-gahrrd

  BIFROST BEE-frrohst

  BILSKIRNIR BEEL-skeerr-neer

  DAGAZ DAH-gahz

  DRAUGR DRAW-ger

  EINHERJAR/EINHERJI in-HAIRR-yar/in-HAIRR-yee

  EHWAZ AY-wahz

  FEHU FAY-hoo

  FENRIS FEHN-rrihss

  FOLKVANGER FOHK-vahn-ger

  FREY FRRAY

  FREYA FRRAY-uh

  FRIGG FRRIHG

  GAMALOST GA-ma-lohst

  GEBO GIH-bo

  GEIRROD GAR-rod

  GERD GAIRRD

  GINNUNGAGAP GEENG-un-guh-gahp

  GJALLAR gee-YALL-ar

  HAGALAZ HA-ga-lahts

  HEIMDALL HAME-doll

  HEL HEHL

  HELGI HEL-ghee

  HELHEIM HEHL-haym

  HUGINN HOO-gihn

  HULDER HOOL-dihr

  HUNDING HOON-deeng

  HUSVAETTR HOOS-veht-tr

  ISA EES-ah

  JORMUNGAND YOHRR-mun-gand

  JOTUN YOH-toon

  JOTUNHEIM YOH-tuhn-haym

  LAERADR LAY-rrah-dur

  KENNING KEN-ning

  LINDWORM LIHND-wohrrm

  LOKI LOH-kee

  MEINFRETR MAYN-frih-ter

  MIDGARD MIHD-gahrrd

  MIMIR MEE-meer

  MJOLNIR MEE’OHL-neer

  MODI MOH-dee

  MORGEN-gifu MORR-ghen-GIH-foo

  MUNDR MOON-der

  MUNINN MOON-in

  MUSPELL MOO-spel

  MUSPELLHEIM MOOS-pehl-haym

  NAGLFAR NAHG’L-fahr

  NIDAVELLIR Nee-duh-vehl-EER

  NIDHOGG NEED-hawg

  NIFLHEIM NIHF-uh-haym

  NØKK NAWK

  NORNS NOHRRNZ

  NORUMBEGA nohrr-uhm-BAY-guh

  ODIN OH-dihn

  OSTARA OH-starr-ah

  OTHALA OH-thal-ah

  PERTHRO PERR-thrroh

  RAGNAROK RAG-nuh-rrawk

  RAN RAN

  RATATOSK RAT-uh-tawsk

  SAEHRIMNIR SAY-h’rrihm-neer

  SAMIRAH AL-ABBAS sah-MEER-ah ahl-AH-bahss

  SIF SEEV

  SLEIPNIR SLAYP-neer

  SUMARBRANDER SOO-marr-brrand-der

  THINGVELLIR THING-vih-leer

  THURISAZ THOORR-ee-sahts

  THOR TH
ORE

  THRYM THRRIMM

  THRYNGA THRRIN-gah

  TIWAZ TEE-vahz

  TYR TEAR

  ULLER OO-lir

  URNES OORR-nis

  URUZ OOR-oots

  UTGARD-Loki OOT-gahrrd-LOH-kee

  VALA VAL-uh

  VALHALLA Val-HAHL-uh

  VALKYRIE VAL-kerr-ee

  VANAHEIM VAN-uh-haym

  VANIR Vah-NEER

  VIDAR VEE-dar

  WERGILD WIR-gild

  WIGHT WHITE

  YGGDRASIL IHG-druh-sihl

  THE NINE WORLDS

  ASGARD—the home of the Aesir

  VANAHEIM—the home of the Vanir

  ALFHEIM—the home of the light elves

  MIDGARD—the home of humans

  JOTUNHEIM—the home of the giants

  NIDAVELLIR—the home of the dwarves

  NIFLHEIM—the world of ice, fog, and mist

  MUSPELLHEIM—the home of the fire giants and demons

  HELHEIM—the home of Hel and the dishonorable dead

  RUNES (IN ORDER OF MENTION)

  FEHU—the rune of Frey

  OTHALA—inheritance

  DAGAZ—new beginnings, transformations

  URUZ—ox

  GEBO—gift

  PERTHRO—the empty cup

  THURISAZ—the rune of Thor

  HAGALAZ—hail

  EHWAZ—horse, transportation

  ISA—ice

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  Hoodlums punch my face

  I would smite them if I could

  Mortality blows

  MY NAME IS APOLLO. I used to be a god.

  In my four thousand six hundred and twelve years, I have done many things. I inflicted a plague on the Greeks who besieged Troy. I blessed Babe Ruth with three home runs in game four of the 1926 World Series. I visited my wrath upon Britney Spears at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards.

  But in all my immortal life, I never before crash-landed in a Dumpster.

  I’m not even sure how it happened.

  I simply woke up falling. Skyscrapers spiraled in and out of view. Flames streamed off my body. I tried to fly. I tried to change into a cloud or teleport across the world or do a hundred other things that should have been easy for me, but I just kept falling. I plunged into a narrow canyon between two buildings and BAM!

  Is anything sadder than the sound of a god hitting a pile of garbage bags?

  I lay groaning and aching in the open Dumpster. My nostrils burned with the stench of rancid bologna and used diapers. My ribs felt broken, though that shouldn’t have been possible.

  My mind stewed in confusion, but one memory floated to the surface—the voice of my father, Zeus: YOUR FAULT. YOUR PUNISHMENT.

  I realized what had happened to me. And I sobbed in despair.

  Even for a god of poetry such as myself, it is difficult to describe how I felt. How could you—a mere mortal—possibly understand? Imagine being stripped of your clothes, then blasted with a fire hose in front of a laughing crowd. Imagine the ice-cold water filling your mouth and lungs, the pressure bruising your skin, turning your joints to putty. Imagine feeling helpless, ashamed, completely vulnerable—publicly and brutally stripped of everything that makes you you. My humiliation was worse than that.

  YOUR FAULT, Zeus’s voice rang in my head.

  “No!” I cried miserably. “No, it wasn’t! Please!”

  Nobody answered. On either side of me, rusty fire escapes zigzagged up brick walls. Above, the winter sky was gray and unforgiving.

  I tried to remember the details of my sentencing. Had my father told me how long this punishment would last? What was I supposed to do to regain his favor?

  My memory was too fuzzy. I could barely recall what Zeus looked like, much less why he’d decided to toss me to earth. There’d been a war with the giants, I thought. The gods had been caught off guard, embarrassed, almost defeated.

  The only thing I knew for certain: my punishment was unfair. Zeus needed someone to blame, so of course he’d picked the handsomest, most talented, most popular god in the pantheon: me.

  I lay in the garbage, staring at the label inside the Dumpster lid: FOR PICK-UP, CALL 1-555-STENCHY.

  Zeus will reconsider, I told myself. He’s just trying to scare me. Any moment, he will yank me back to Olympus and let me off with a warning.

  “Yes…” My voice sounded hollow and desperate. “Yes, that’s it.”

  I tried to move. I wanted to be on my feet when Zeus came to apologize. My ribs throbbed. My stomach clenched. I clawed the rim of the Dumpster and managed to drag myself over the side. I toppled out and landed on my shoulder, which made a cracking sound against the asphalt.

  “Araggeeddeee,” I whimpered through the pain. “Stand up. Stand up.”

  Getting to my feet was not easy. My head spun. I almost passed out from the effort. I stood in a dead-end alley. About fifty feet away, the only exit opened onto a street with grimy storefronts for a bail bondsman’s office and a pawnshop. I was somewhere on the west side of Manhattan, I guessed, or perhaps Crown Heights, in Brooklyn. Zeus must have been really angry with me.

  I inspected my new body. I appeared to be a teenaged Caucasian male, clad in sneakers, blue jeans, and a green polo shirt. How utterly drab. I felt sick, weak, and so, so human.

  I will never understand how you mortals tolerate it. You live your entire life trapped in a sack of meat, unable to enjoy simple pleasures like changing into a hummingbird or dissolving into pure light.

  And now, heavens help me, I was one of you—just another meat sack.

  I fumbled through my pants pockets, hoping I still had the keys to my sun chariot. No such luck. I found a cheap nylon wallet containing a hundred dollars in American currency—lunch money for my first day as a mortal, perhaps—along with a New York State junior driver’s license featuring a photo of a dorky, curly-haired teen who could not possibly be me, with the name Lester Papadopoulos. The cruelty of Zeus knew no bounds!

  I peered into the Dumpster, hoping my bow, quiver, and lyre might have fallen to earth with me. I would have settled for my harmonica. There was nothing.

  I took a deep breath. Cheer up, I told myself. I must have retained some of my godly abilities. Matters could be worse.

  A raspy voice called, “Hey, Cade, take a look at this loser.”

  Blocking the alley’s exit were two young men: one squat and platinum blond, the other
tall and redheaded. Both wore oversize hoodies and baggy pants. Serpentine tattoo designs covered their necks. All they were missing were the words I’M A THUG printed in large letters across their foreheads.

  The redhead zeroed in on the wallet in my hand. “Now, be nice, Mikey. This guy looks friendly enough.” He grinned and pulled a hunting knife from his belt. “In fact, I bet he wants to give us all his money.”

  I blame my disorientation for what happened next.

  I knew my immortality had been stripped away, but I still considered myself the mighty Apollo! One cannot change one’s way of thinking as easily as one might, say, turn into a snow leopard.

  Also, on previous occasions when Zeus had punished me by making me mortal (yes, it had happened twice before), I had retained massive strength and at least some of my godly powers. I assumed the same would be true now.

  I was not going to allow two young mortal ruffians to take Lester Papadopoulos’s wallet.

  I stood up straight, hoping Cade and Mikey would be intimidated by my regal bearing and divine beauty. (Surely those qualities could not be taken from me, no matter what my driver’s license photo looked like.) I ignored the warm Dumpster juice trickling down my neck.

  “I am Apollo,” I announced. “You mortals have three choices: offer me tribute, flee, or be destroyed.”

  I wanted my words to echo through the alley, shake the towers of New York, and cause the skies to rain smoking ruin. None of that happened. On the word destroyed, my voice squeaked.

  The redhead Cade grinned even wider. I thought how amusing it would be if I could make the snake tattoos around his neck come alive and strangle him to death.

  “What do you think, Mikey?” he asked his friend. “Should we give this guy tribute?”

  Mikey scowled. With his bristly blond hair, his cruel small eyes, and his thick frame, he reminded me of the monstrous sow that terrorized the village of Crommyon back in the good old days.

  “Not feeling the tribute, Cade.” His voice sounded like he’d been eating lit cigarettes. “What were the other options?”

  “Fleeing?” said Cade.

  “Nah,” said Mikey.

  “Being destroyed?”

  Mikey snorted. “How about we destroy him instead?”

 

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