Hot Dish Heaven: A Murder Mystery With Recipes

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by Jeanne Cooney


  With a smirk on his face, he yanked his head from the car and hollered, “Hey, Doc, she’s cold. Must be the shock. You got a blanket in the trunk?”

  He gently closed the door, and I laid back and shut my eyes. My head was pounding, but I couldn’t get rid of the stupid grin on my face. I could feel it as I pictured him kissing me. Sure, he was goofy and, at times, infuriating, but I liked him just the same.

  As for the stuff he’d said about me being unable to keep my mind off bad things? Well, he didn’t know me all that well. I was quite accomplished at keeping the boogeymen at bay. I’d done it for years. Sure, sometimes my emotions got the better of me. But that’s why I saw a therapist, although I did my best to avoid thinking about anything that might upset me. To date, it had proven to be a fairly effective strategy, even if my therapist—and now Deputy Ryden—didn’t seem to endorse it.

  I shifted in my seat. Where was the doctor? I was chilly and wanted that blanket. I was tempted to open my eyes and check for him, but the gawkers were still out there. I could feel them staring. So I kept my eyes shut and took my mind off my goose bumps by focusing on the music softly playing on the car radio.

  It was a favorite Kristofferson song of mine—from my parent’s era. It carried me back to evenings when I was young, and the three of us would dance in our living room. And now, tonight, after the song was over, the last few lines replayed through my mind, a family reverie I apparently wasn’t ready to let go. “’Cause the moral doesn’t matter. Broken rules are all the same. To the broken or the breaker. Who’s to bless, and who’s to blame?”

  That’s what I thought. Just a warm memory to comfort me during a tough time. But then one of my little voices broke in and said, Hey, Emme, do you really know? “Who’s to bless, and who’s to blame?” And after that, images flashed through my head. Images of Ole and Lena, Samantha Berg, Vern and Vivian, the Johnson twins, Rosa, Father Daley, and the Anderson sisters. “Who’s to bless, and who’s to blame?” More images. My parents crashing through a guardrail. Me accepting a check written in blood. Samantha taunting Rosa. And Harriet stabbing Samantha.

  I yanked my eyes open. My lips were quivering. And my hands were shaking. “’Cause the moral doesn’t matter. Broken rules are all the same. To the broken or the breaker. Who’s to bless, and who’s to blame?” My breath caught in my throat. And tears began to fall uncontrollably down my face.

  “Damn!” I didn’t want to give into my feelings. The last time I did, on the anniversary of the death of my parents, I think I cried for six or seven hours. And it changed absolutely nothing. It only led me to think about things. Hard things. Painful things.

  Beyond that, it merely made me hungry. No, not hungry. Ravenous. And here I was on my way to a hospital. An institution not known for fine cuisine. Not even particularly good comfort food. So tell me. How was I supposed to make it through the night?

  Recipes from Hot Dish Heaven

  One-Arm Hot Dish

  Chocolate Frosted Mint Bars

  Carrot Bars

  Uncle Ben’s Hot Dish

  Tater-Tot Hot Dish

  Lena’s Chili Hot Dish

  Tuna Noodle Hot Dish

  Blondies

  Pumpkin Bars

  Cheeseburger Hot Dish

  Jell-O Delight

  “Regular” Jell-O Salad

  Halfway Bars

  Special-K Bars

  Hester’s Favorite Jell-O

  Lemon Bars

  Three-Bean Hot Dish

  Snickers Salad

  Chocolate Caramel Bars

  Chocolate Cherry Brownies

  Pistachio Salad

  Irish Baked Hot Dish

  Chicken Wild Rice Hot Dish

  Nut Goodie Bars

  Seven Layer Bars

  Egg-Bake Hot Dish

  Apple Square Bars

  Cookie Salad

  Glorified Rice Salad

  Traditional Brownies

  Green Bean Casserole

  Oriental Hot Dish

  Corn Flake Hot Dish

  Broccoli and Stuffing Casserole

  Chicken Fried Rice Hot Dish

  Table of Contents

  For More Information:

  Dedication

  Acknowledgements:

  Part One - Brown the Meat

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Part Two - Boil the Noodles

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Part Three - Combine the Meat and Noodles and Mix in the Soup and Seasonings

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Part Four - Heat and Serve

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Recipes from Hot Dish Heaven

  One-Arm Hot Dish

  Chocolate Frosted Mint Bars

  Carrot Bars

  Uncle Ben’s Hot Dish

  Tater-Tot Hot Dish

  Lena’s Chili Hot Dish

  Tuna Noodle Hot Dish

  Blondies

  Pumpkin Bars

  Cheeseburger Hot Dish

  Jell-O Delight

  “Regular” Jell-O Salad

  Halfway Bars

  Special-K Bars

  Hester’s Favorite Jell-O

  Lemon Bars

  Three-Bean Hot Dish

  Snickers Salad

  Chocolate Caramel Bars

  Chocolate Cherry Brownies

  Pistachio Salad

  Irish Baked Hot Dish

  Chicken Wild Rice Hot Dish

  Nut Goodie Bars

  Seven Layer Bars

  Egg-Bake Hot Dish

  Apple Square Bars

  Cookie Salad

  Glorified Rice Salad

  Traditional Brownies

  Green Bean Casserole

  Oriental Hot Dish

  Corn Flake Hot Dish

  Broccoli and Stuffing Casserole

  Chicken Fried Rice Hot Dish

 

 

 


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