The Vault
Peter Lovesey
Skeletal remains are found in a cellar below Bath's Georgian tearooms. To Peter Diamond's delight they are not all of medaeival origin, a radius proves to be only twenty years old and bears the marks of a sharp weapon. While a police team painstakingly sift through the cellar looking for the rest of the body, Diamond is distracted by the search for a missing American tourist, the wife of an English Professor who has been behaving very oddly. What Diamond doesn't know is that the professor believes he is on the point of locating the diaries of Mary Shelley written whilst in Bath finishing the manuscript of FRANKENSTEIN. Suspecting the professor of disposing of his wife but unable to prove anything, Diamond concentrates on trying to identify whose remains have been found in the cellar, and by solid old-fashioned detection he does so with shocking result. But before he can begin to work out who might have been the killer, the owner of the city's largest 'antique' emporium is found brutally murdered and the last person known to have seen her alive is the Professor.
With consummate skill, wit, erudition and ingenuity, Peter Lovesey has crafted a whodunnit of brilliant complexity and, finally, of total satisfaction.
Peter Lovesey
The Vault
The sixth book in the Peter Diamond series, 1999
one
SOME WEIRD OBJECTS ARE handed in at Bath Police Station.
WPC Enid Kelly, on desk duty this afternoon, sneaked a look at the Asian man who had brought in a pizza box. She was sure of one thing: it didn't contain a pizza. She just hoped it wasn't a snake. She had a dread of snakes.
"How can I help you, sir?"
The man had the black tie and white shirt of a security guard. He lifted the box up to the protective glass partition. No air-holes. Officers on duty learn to watch out for any container with holes punched in the top. But there was a bulge. Something bulkier than a pizza had been stuffed inside. Bulkier than two pizzas. "This I am finding at Roman Baths."
"What is it?"
The man glanced at the other people in the waiting area as if they might not wish to hear. Leaning closer to the glass, he said, "Can I pass through?"
"Just a moment."
Enid Kelly turned for support to the sergeant filling in a form at the desk behind her. He came to the glass.
"What have you got here, sir?"
"Some person's hand, I am thinking."
"A hand?"
"A hand I said."
"It was in this box?"
"No, no, no. My lunch was in box. Tomato and mushroom pizza. This was best thing I could find to carry hand in."
"Let's see." The sergeant unfastened the security panel and the box was passed through. It felt too heavy to be a hand. But how can you tell how much a hand weighs on its own?
He opened one end. "It looks more like a chunk of concrete to me." He let it slide out onto the desk.
"Ugh!" said Enid Kelly, beside him.
"Get a grip."
The hand was skeletal, enclosed in a thin casing of concrete or cement that had partially collapsed. Some of the small bones had broken off and were lying loose. Shreds of what looked like dry skin tissue were attached. It could have passed for a damaged piece of sculpture.
"Where exactly did you find it, sir?"
"In vault. I am stepping on floor and my foot sinks through."
WPC Kelly winced again.
"Down in the Roman Baths, you said?"
"This was not exhibition area, sir. This was vault."
"So you said. What do you mean by vault? A cellar?"
"Cellar-what is that? Excuse my poor English. I am doing security check this morning. My first week in job. I have strict orders from head man, Mr Peacock. 'You visit all parts of building. All parts. Go through entire building every day.' "
The sergeant picked up the thing and felt its weight again. "So is it Roman?"
"I can't tell you, sir."
The sergeant didn't commit himself either, except to suggest nobody else went down into the vault until the matter had been investigated.
* * *
THE BONY hand, resting on its pizza box, was deposited on Detective Superintendent Peter Diamond's desk.
"What's this-a finger buffet?"
"The thing is, sir, we don't know if it's a matter for us," the sergeant explained. "It was found at the Roman Baths."
"Give it to the museum."
"It wasn't in the Roman bit. This vault is part of a later building, as I understand it."
"Medieval?"
"When's medieval?"
'Later than Roman," said Diamond in a tone suggesting he could have said more, but needed to press on. "Where exactly is the vault?"
"On the Abbey side, below street level."
"But what street?"
"Not a street, in point of fact," the sergeant said. "That square in front of the Abbey."
"The Abbey Churchyard?"
"Yes."
Diamond spread his hands as if no more needed to be said.
The sergeant frowned.
Plainly something did need to be said. "If you're looking for old bones, where do you go?"
The penny dropped. "Funny," said the sergeant. "Being paved over, I never think of it as a churchyard. You can use a word a thousand times and never give a thought to its meaning."
The wisdom of this failed to impress Peter Diamond. "Leave it with me. It'll come in useful as a paperweight." Seeing the shocked look this produced, he added, "And Sergeant "
"Sir?"
"Thanks."
"What for?"
"Giving me a hand."
The sergeant's attempt at a laugh was unconvincing.
Diamond leaned back in his chair. He was ready with a dozen more hand jokes. Twenty, no problem, he thought bleakly. Without a murder to occupy him, he could spend the rest of the afternoon playing word-games. Life at Manvers Street had become a doddle in recent weeks. His murder squad urgently needed some employment. A bony relic from the Roman Baths was unlikely to produce much of that. The most exciting event all summer had been a bomb scare in the Pump Room. An abandoned briefcase had been spotted there one Friday morning. The centre of Bath, the Abbey and the Roman Baths, was cordoned off, causing maximum disruption. The army bomb disposal squad was summoned from Salisbury. The experts decided on a controlled explosion. A robot trundled across to the suspect briefcase. The blast brought down part of a chandelier and showered the Pump Room with cut glass and fragments of Offenbach and Chopin. The briefcase had belonged to one of the Pump Room musicians.
When the desk sergeant had gone, Diamond took another look at the hand. If it was ancient, how had it come to be encased in concrete? Just to be sure, he arranged for the thing to be delivered to the pathologist at the Royal United who generally dealt with unidentified bodies.
two
A MAN IN A cream-coloured linen suit and panama hat stood mystified in the flagged open space in front of Bath Abbey. The West Front with Christ in Majesty above the Heavenly Host and the ascending angels was lost on Professor Joe Dougan. For the past ten minutes he had paced the perimeter of the square staring at the shopfronts, oblivious of the people at the cafe tables, the crocodile-files of children waiting to tour the Abbey and the crowds cheering the buskers juggling with flaming torches. Shaking his head, he went over to one of the benches in the centre, where a woman was cooling off with an ice-cream.
"These people, Donna."
"What do you expect in the middle of August?" said his wife, pencil-thin and with a faint blue tinge cast by her great kingfisher-coloured straw hat from Selfridges. "You're going to get tourists any place this time of year."
"Not the tourists." The professor took off his polaroids and gave them a wipe. "I was making a point about the entire British
nation."
"So what's the problem?"
"The crazy way they use numbers. You walk into a store and ask for something and they point upstairs and tell you it's on the first floor."
"The first floor is the ground floor in this country," his wife said. "The second floor is the first floor. I don't have any problem with that."
"I know, I know. I'm just remarking on the logic, or absence of it. This place is the Abbey Churchyard, am I right? Am I reading the map right, Donna?"
"It says so on the sign over there, Joe."
"Okay, we agree on that. The Abbey Churchyard. I can overlook the fact that it doesn't look one bit like a churchyard."
"There must have been tombs here one time," said Donna.
"Uhuh?"
"We could be right over someone's grave."
"Maybe."
Now that it had been drawn to Donna's attention she didn t like it. "I'm eating an ice-cream and there could be a dead person under here."
Joe carried on as if he had not heard. "I don't understand the way they number the houses, when they number them at all. That's number six over there." He was pointing to the optician's under the Georgian colonnade at the entrance to the yard. "It has no number that I can see, but the lady inside told me it's definitely six. And the restaurant next door is seven. Terrific-they actually have a number over the entrance. The English Teddy Bear Company must be eight. Abbey Galleries is nine. We have rising numbers, right?"
Donna indulged him with a nod.
Joe came to the crux. "So what did they do with number five, Abbey Churchyard? Do you see it?"
Donna turned her head through the limit of its movement. "Honey, I don't believe number five is here."
Joe said with all the authority of Dodge Professor of English at Columbus University, "It has to be here someplace. They wouldn't start with number six if they don't have one through five, would they?"
Donna gave a shrug. "This is England. Maybe they would."
Joe sighed. "Is it possible they lost some buildings?"
"Lost them? How would they do that?"
"The war."
"That was half a century ago. Don't you think after fifty years they'd change the numbers if some shops were taken out in the war?"
"Want a bet?"
Joe seemed to be accepting defeat. Donna took another look around. Behind her, the eighteenth century Pump Room and the entrance to the Roman Baths extended along the entire south side, a grand design of columns, pediments and balustrades. "All these places look old to me."
Joe slumped onto the seat beside Donna and was silent for some time. The activity around them continued. Appreciative screams rewarded an exceptional feat of juggling. A woman holding aloft a walking-stick with a blue scarf tied to it was addressing a group of tourists, pointing out the features of the Abbey front.
Donna said, "You could ask the guide over there."
"I already did."
"And…?"
"She doesn't know-or doesn't want me to know. This is not information they like to give out. Don't ask me why. They don't list it in the guidebooks. It isn't in any of the histories we bought in the book town."
The book town. Remembering, Donna took a solid bite of ice-cream that made her eyes water. Five days before, Joe had insisted they visit Hay-on-Wye, on the border of England and Wales, where he had heard there are more used books on sale than any place else in the world. While her culture-vulture spouse had gone from shop to shop picking up treasures, Donna had ruined her shoes in the rain looking for a hairdresser who would fit her in without an appointment. No chance in Hay. She had passed the rest of that afternoon drinking lukewarm tea in a succession of dark teashops smelling of damp retriever dogs.
Joe was still fretting. "This is something British I don't understand, like they're ashamed of what happened here. If we had number five, Abbey Churchyard back home in Columbus, you can bet we'd have a board outside and a souvenir shop in the hallway."
Donna said with a slow smile, "And a theme park out the back."
"All I want is the satisfaction of knowing which building it is."
"Like a little round plaque on the front?"
"That would be asking too much."
"I guess so many famous people lived in this city that they don't trouble with plaques."
"That isn't so. They put them up for the names they want to honour. Jane Austen, Lord Nelson."
Donna shrugged. "Seems to me they don't want anyone to know what happened in number five."
three
THE PATHOLOGIST, JIM MIDDLETON, phoned just before Diamond was due to pack up for the day. "About that body part you sent over…"
"Hope you didn't mind," Diamond got in quickly. "We didn't know if you were short-handed."
"Leave it out, old boy. I've heard them all before. You wanted to know if it was Roman?"
"Or later. You heard where it was dug up?"
"Later is the operative word. It's not a carbon-dating job. Those bones are relatively modern."
"Meaning what?"
"Now you're asking. Bones are notoriously difficult to date. Too many variables, you see. But any fool-that is, any fool with medical training-can tell that this hand didn't belong to Julius Caesar."
"Modern, you said," Diamond prompted him.
"If you want an accurate opinion, ask a bones man. From my limited experience, I'd say it's no more than twenty years since that hand was opening doors and using a spoon and doing other things we don't mention."
"As recent as that?"
"Depends. Are the nineteen-eighties recent? I estimate not more than twenty years, but it could be as few as ten. Difficult to be exact. I don't have much experience of post mortem specimens set in concrete. About normal size. Mature, but not old. Chip out the rest of the bones and I'll try and tell you some more."
Diamond mumbled some words of thanks and put the phone down.
Instead of going home, he collected Halliwell and they walked through the still-sunny streets to the Roman Baths, situated in the centre, near the Abbey. Ironically, none of the exterior of the famous complex is Roman, however hard the Victorians tried to make it appear so. Even the statues of Roman emperors glimpsed from the street are late Victorian pieces. The genuine stuff is six metres below street level.
The staff inside were ushering the last visitors from the building. The security guard Diamond most needed to see had finished his shift and left.
"We'll go down and take a look." Just to escape from the clammy heat outside would be a bonus.
"We close in five minutes," said the man in charge.
"Go ahead. I'm not stopping you."
"We can't leave if you're still on the premises."
"That's up to you, squire. Is there any lighting down there?"
A torch was produced. The access was off the main entrance hall, down a curving flight of steps and through a couple of rooms used by the staff.
Someone had pinned a notice on the door stating "POLICE DO NOT ENTER."
Diamond turned to Halliwell. "Abandon hope, then."
The hinges gave a sound that set the teeth on edge. He picked out the structure with the torch. Solid stone steps down. Six massive stone pillars along the centre supporting arches across the top. This was emphatically a vault. You couldn't demean it by calling it a cellar. Dungeon-solid walls without even a skylight. A flagstone floor.
Musty, too.
Halliwell said, "Just the place for a Rocky Horror party."
The two detectives followed the circle of light down the steps. In truth, Diamond felt uneasy. Whether it was the chill down here after the warmth, or the dark, or just the knowledge that there might be other dismembered parts of a body buried in concrete, ice-cold drops of sweat trickled down his ribs.
He flicked the torch beam across the floor, giving nothing away about his reaction to the place. "Can you see the hole, Keith?"
They spotted it on the far side, a space between flagstones, close to a wall festo
oned with cobwebs thick as fishing nets. A few chips of cement lay around the edge. A pickaxe was propped against the nearest pillar.
"Don't go any closer," Diamond warned. Halliwell had been on the point of stepping forward.
Halliwell turned in surprise. "It's been here twenty years, sir."
"Yes, and some daft bugger put his foot in it. We don't need another."
Upstairs, it was actually a relief to be enveloped by the afternoon heat again.
"Ever done any concreting?" Diamond asked on the walk back along Pierrepont Street.
"Not my thing."
"Nor mine. I'm told it's satisfying work. You shouldn't skimp the preparation. You want to make sure your hardcore really is hard. Shame when it gives way."
As HE was an hour late getting home, he suggested a pub meal. Stephanie said it was a lovely idea and he knew right away from the look on her face that she was going to broach a difficult topic with him. He hoped to God it was not a visit from his strange brother-in-law, Reggie.
In the pub, he had to explain why he preferred plaice and chips to a pizza. Steph heard the story of the hand in the pizza
She asked, "So will I see you on TV tomorrow appealing for information?" (
He shook his head. "I'm in no hurry. It's not as if there s a killer on the run. Well, if there is, he'd be out of breath by now, wouldn't he?"
"You sound as if you mean to make it last."
"There are worse places to be than the Roman Baths. Everything's laid on there. Phones, refreshments, loos."
"Careful. You'll make me envious."
They were strolling home across Victoria Park in the evening sun, mellow from the drink, when Stephanie finally judged the moment right.
"Something rather intriguing came in the post today. An invitation."
"We get nothing else but invitations," he said. "Furniture sales, wine-tasting, Reader's Digest."
"This is personal. Hand-written. 'At Home', it says. Next Thursday at eight."
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