by Abby Drake
Malcolm and Yolanda shook hands as Elinor appeared at the top of the stairs.
“Well, there’s my long-lost wife now.”
“Hello, Malcolm.” She descended the stairs, carrying the Judith Leiber as if it were a rose. “Sorry I was delayed. I thought as long I was in Phillie, I’d have the girl start my gown for the wedding.” The words slid off her tongue like Baileys Irish Cream. At the bottom of the stairs, she handed CJ the purse. “This will match your dress perfectly,” she said without missing a lying beat. Then she turned back to Mac. “Do I have time for a bath before we leave for Washington?”
“That all depends,” Mac replied as he reached into his back pocket and withdrew a phone handset. “You see, the oddest thing happened while you were away. All the phones were missing from their chargers. Except for the one I keep under my bed. Which is a good thing, because if I hadn’t finally figured that out and retrieved this, I never would have received the call from a man who asked if I had the money.”
The interesting thing about CJ’s sister was that she could manage to rise to an occasion such as this without turning pale or breaking into a sweat, both of which CJ was sure she was doing.
“What money?” Elinor asked.
Malcolm shrugged. “I have no idea. But before he hung up, he said my wife would know what he meant.”
Elinor laughed. “So. Was it the paperboy or someone like that?”
“I can’t imagine. Any more than I can imagine why the other phones are missing.”
“Because I’m having the phone system replaced! We’re going digital—didn’t I tell you?”
His reply was a cool, curious stare. Then Malcolm went back through the foyer the way he had come.
CJ looked at Elinor, and Yolanda looked at Elinor, and Elinor looked at them both and whispered, “I’m dead.”
Forty-one
Poppy would have been happy if they’d slept together, had sex. But Manny had said that as much as he’d like to, he respected her too much.
She hoped he wasn’t afraid she’d nail him with pruning shears, too.
She’d slept until noon, then resumed making lists, while Manny perused Momma’s greenhouse and gardens with Belita.
By afternoon, Momma felt up to taking high tea in the solarium, where she could see her orchids in bloom. Besides, she’d heard gleeful delights from Belita and wanted to see the little girl.
“Let’s all be like children,” Momma said, and so there they sat, Poppy and Manny and Momma and Belita on Manny’s knee, and they ate tea party sandwiches with the crusts neatly trimmed and sipped lemonade out of dainty porcelain cups. It didn’t matter to Momma that Belita wasn’t even two and didn’t know, or probably care, what was going on.
Poppy quietly thanked Manny for his patience and promised him that Fiona would make him a big sandwich later. “Roast beef and Brie,” she whispered, “grilled on thick slices of focaccia.” He smiled.
Over dainty scoops of pink peppermint ice cream, Manny gently asked Momma if she remembered the night the gardener died.
Momma set her spoon into her small tulip dish, looked at Manny, and asked, “What gardener?”
Poppy sighed. “You know, Momma. Sam Yates. I told Manny I’m the one who really killed him, not you. I told him it’s high time I cleansed myself of my sins before the good Lord takes us both.” If Momma wondered where or why Poppy had so suddenly got religion, she didn’t say.
“Momma,” Poppy repeated. “This is serious. Manny knows the truth. Tell him.”
“Poppy is only trying to set the record straight, Mrs. Landry. From what she says, it was self-defense. And she was only fifteen. Chances are, she won’t go to jail. But we’ll need your testimony because there’s no evidence.”
Poppy figured he’d added in the part about her not going to jail because he thought that would be the only way to get Momma’s corroboration—if that was the right Law & Order word.
Momma picked up the tiny silver hand bell Poppy had bought—actually bought—from a vendedor on a street in the south of Spain. “I have no idea what you’re talking about. I killed that man and I paid for my crime.” She shook the bell and Fiona appeared and Momma said she needed help to get to her bedroom, that she felt another spell coming on.
After Momma was gone, Poppy cried, “What about me? I need to purge my soul! And what about Elinor? If Duane thinks he’s still hanging this over my head, he’ll get away with blackmailing her.”
Belita cried, too.
Then the doorbell chimed.
A few seconds later, Bern escorted CJ and Yolanda into the solarium, and Yolanda picked up Belita, who instantly stopped crying, and CJ sat down in the chair where Momma had been. For some reason, she carried a Judith Leiber frog handbag, a stretch even for CJ, with her artistic leaning.
“I have the note,” CJ said. She unsnapped the frog and took out a paper that had been folded into four large squares. Manny and Poppy got up and stood behind CJ with Yolanda and Belita, and they all scrunched forward to examine the goods.
CJ unfolded the paper and carefully smoothed it.
The letters were big and colorful, some bold, some swishy, but most were mismatched.
“These words came from women’s magazines,” Poppy suddenly said.
All eyes turned to her.
“Do either of you think a woman did this?” Manny asked.
The funny feeling that always found its way to Poppy’s stomach whenever she was anxious or scared found its way there now. “I didn’t say that. But look. The word panties is all one word, not cut out from letters.”
“It could have been printed from something online. A Web site that would give the blackmailer the exact things he needed.”
Poppy shook her head. “No,” she said quietly. “The words are from magazines.”
“It doesn’t look like the letters have printing on the back,” Manny said. “The lab can determine that, though. We don’t want to mess with it ourselves.”
Poppy was still shaking her head. “You don’t understand. I know these are from women’s magazines. Maybe the blackmailer copied them on one of those fancy printers so there’s no printing on the back. But I know what I’m talking about. I read these magazines all the time. Momma taught me it helps pass the time and keeps my mind off my troubles.” She sighed. “Anyway, I keep a stack of them in my bedroom, right next to my chaise.”
They all seemed to know that the next thing they’d do was travel to Poppy’s house en masse, head up to her bedroom, and see if Duane had dismembered any of her prized magazines.
Poppy supposed that after that, Manny would search the rest of her house. And she’d be humiliated, once and for all.
Alice sat in the theater watching thirty-six boys and girls sing a rock version of “God Bless America,” the theme song for USA Sings. The performance opened the show because the producers knew that that was when the contestants would be in top form—which was another way of saying they didn’t want the long faces of losers to taint the program.
And there would be losers. Twelve would be cut in Orlando, another dozen in Philadelphia. The final-final twelve, as they were called, would win the trip to Hollywood and national television.
Kiley Kate looked stunning in the requisite outfit—red-and-white-striped glittering pants and cropped blue jacket—for which Alice had had to pay an additional four hundred dollars. But the outfit could be used again in Philadelphia and then in Hollywood if Kiley Kate made it that far.
As for Alice’s attire, that morning she’d picked up a soft beige sheath in the Grand Cypress Gift Shop. The dress was too short for Mount Kasteel, but what the hell, her legs were still good. And Bud might enjoy looking at them during dinner.
Bud.
She guessed she should smile. But the truth was, she felt a little bit seedy, and she missed Neal.
“They’re wonderful, aren’t they?”
She did not know the voice, but she recognized the face of the mother of Taylor LeDuc, one o
f Kiley Kate’s rivals. Like her daughter, the woman had mousey brown hair and lips that were too large to be natural. She wore a gaudy print top that made her look pregnant.
“Yes,” Alice replied. She had no interest in conversation.
“Kiley Kate is your daughter? She looks like you.”
In spite of the nuisance, Alice replied, “Granddaughter.” She smoothed the hemline of the beige dress.
“I’m Lorna LeDuc. My daughter is Taylor. She says Kiley Kate’s really nice.”
Alice didn’t reply.
“I always have a little party for the girls after the show. So they can become friends, you know? We invite Kiley Kate, but she’s never come; how about tonight?”
Kiley Kate had never mentioned a party. “I’d have to leave that up to her.”
“She told my daughter you’re usually busy after the show, that it’s a tradition for just the two of you to go out. But I think it’s nice for the girls to be friends. They’re so young, you know?”
Alice hadn’t known that Kiley Kate lied. She was a kid, and most kids probably did, but why had she lied about that? Because she hadn’t wanted to mention her grandmother’s “nightcaps”? And what about mixing competition with friendship? Didn’t that matter to kids?
“So we’ll be going tonight,” Lorna continued. “After the show. If you and Kiley Kate want to come.”
On stage, the group launched into the last chorus, and Lorna LeDuc moved away.
Alice watched the kids, wondering what to do, just as her cell phone vibrated.
Bud?
She sprinted for the vestibule. Without her glasses, she couldn’t read the caller ID. But surely it was him….
“Hello?” she breathed as the door thumped behind her. “Hello?”
“Oh, God, Alice. Thank God you’re there.”
It was Elinor.
“Mac knows something’s up,” Elinor spewed. “And the Secret Service is following me. Poppy still thinks it’s Duane, but I’m scared to death, Alice. I wish you were home.”
It was the first time Elinor had hinted that Alice might be important to her, someone she needed for something more than childlike pranks or silly escapades.
“Elinor, slow down. What’s going on now?”
Elinor told her about the call Mac had received. “I can’t blame CJ. She thought she’d done the right thing. When she walked off with the handsets.”
Elinor was oddly beginning to sound as scattered as Poppy. “But what does the Secret Service have to do with you?”
From inside the auditorium, a few final notes resounded, followed by applause.
“My lover is Remy,” Alice thought she heard Elinor say. “You know. The vice president.”
“What?”
“You heard me. And what’s worse, he’ll be at Jonas’s party tomorrow. How on earth am I going to pull this one off? In front of my husband? In front of my kids? With half of Washington looking on?”
God Bless America, Alice thought.
Forty-two
Jordan was the first finalist scheduled to sing. Kiley Kate would go on after her.
Alice stood close to the door, one ear tuned to the show, one to her cell as she called CJ again and again but only got voice mail.
She wondered if Elinor had lost her mind or if she really was sleeping with Joe Remillard. Holy cow. A theme-park magician, executive or not, certainly paled next to a vice president. No, make that the vice president.
“Manny’s been using my phone,” CJ said when she finally answered. “His battery died.”
“What the hell’s going on? Has your sister gone crazy?”
“She told you.”
“Yes. Do the others know? Poppy? Yolanda?”
“I don’t think Poppy knows.”
“Maybe we should keep it that way. You know how she gets.”
“Right. As for Yolanda, well, she knows Elinor was being followed in Cayman by the Secret Service.”
“Good Lord, CJ, what’s going to happen?”
“I have no idea. I’m at Poppy’s right now. She and Manny are upstairs looking through her magazines, to see if Duane cut out the letters for the ransom note.”
“And?”
“And nothing so far. Poppy says her magazines haven’t been touched by Duane or by anyone.”
Alice sighed. “I’ll be home tomorrow.”
“Well, we won’t be. We’ll be off to Washington. By the way, how’s Orlando?”
“Fine. Interesting. I’ll tell you later.” But as she clicked off, a sad, lonely feeling crept into her heart and smothered any hope for Bud and the rest. Elinor’s predicament was a stiff shot of reality, a wake-up call for Alice to reassess her priorities—priorities like allowing Kiley Kate to make friends, like paying attention to what really mattered, like husbands and families and not self-centered fun.
The party was held at Planet Hollywood, where the dozen or so girls were mesmerized from the moment they walked in. They spotted celebs Monique Coleman and Ashanti, whom Alice had never heard of.
They ordered smoothies and chicken crunch and zucchini chips. And they giggled, as only nine-year-old girls do.
The fact that Kiley Kate had actually won did not seem to affect anyone, most of all Kiley Kate. She seemed to be happiest that she was there with the others.
“This is lovely,” Alice said to Lorna LeDuc, who hadn’t commented that Alice was a bit overdressed. Then the double chocolate brownies were served and the girls’ eyes widened and they giggled some more.
“Girls,” Lorna said. “I wish I’d had ten of them. But Henry and I only had Taylor, then Henry got leukemia, and died the next year.”
Alice took a drink of her mango-peach smoothie. “I’m so sorry,” she said. “You’ve raised Taylor alone?”
“Oh, we have lots of friends. We’re lucky like that.”
No one, of course, had to tell Alice the importance of having friends. She reached into her purse to make sure Elinor or none of the others had called. When she’d finally decided to bring Kiley Kate here rather than meeting Bud, she’d turned off her cell altogether. She’d decided that yes, her priorities were what they were. If Neal wanted a divorce, she’d deal with that, too. But she had her friends who would help. She, too, was lucky like that.
After two hours of giggles, they grabbed taxicabs back. As if she still was little, Kiley Kate snuggled up close to her grandmother. Alice kept one arm around her and one arm on the trophy. Next stop: Philadelphia, she thought with a grin.
But when they arrived at the hotel, Alice’s heart turned inside out: Bud, the theme-park magician, stood on one side of a palm tree; at the registration desk, stood Neal.
It was, of course, like a scene from a very bad movie that spiraled quickly downhill as Kiley Kate spotted her grandfather in the same instant Bud approached Alice.
“Hello,” Bud said.
“Hello,” Alice replied as Kiley Kate scampered toward Neal. Please God, she prayed, please don’t let this explode right here in the center court of the Grand Cypress. “Wasn’t it a great performance? Good night now,” she said to Bud with a halfhearted smile, then turned from him and walked toward Neal, who was walking toward her.
“This is a surprise!” She tried to sound excited, which, of course, she was, not to mention that she was sweating to death. From the corner of her eye she saw Bud remain motionless, watching her watching Neal.
Neal kissed her cheek. “I flew down to see how my favorite girls were doing. I’m sorry I missed the show.”
“I won, Grampy! I won!”
Alice held up the trophy with the American flag and the tiny stars all around. “She won, all right. Our Kiley Kate is the best.”
Neal gave Kiley Kate a big hug, then said, “You must be tired. Let’s go to bed.”
“We have a petite suite, Grampy. Everything’s pink!”
“Pink!” Neal replied. “Well, that’s just what I’ve always wanted!”
“How was the dinner last night?�
� Alice asked, because she wanted to sound nonchalant.
“They canceled it until next week when they found out my wife couldn’t make it.”
If he was teasing, he was doing a great job.
“Let’s go,” he said. “I want to see our pink suite. By the way, I’ve extended our reservation until Sunday night. As long as we’re in Florida, we might as well have some fun, right?” He winked at Alice, then took Kiley Kate’s hand on one side and Alice’s on the other, and led his girls to the bank of elevators.
Alice noticed that Bud watched a few seconds more, then turned and went out the front door.
Forty-three
Saturday brought a break in the humidity. CJ had taken the train out of Grand Central because the three-hour ride had seemed more endurable than the possibility of running into her sister and Mac at the airport.
She didn’t, in truth, even want to go. If it were for anyone other than Jonas, CJ would have made a polite excuse and stayed far from the fray.
At Union Station, she walked along the marble floors through the magnificent domed concourse of the terminal, past the dozens and dozens of specialty shops that made this more of a tourist attraction than a train depot. CJ knew she should stop in one or two or three places and choose an appropriate gift for Jonas and Lucinda, but she had no idea what to give them, no thoughts on what could be special enough, meaningful enough. Besides, she was sidetracked by the life all around her: hustling, bustling, going-places-life. How could she think about gift-giving when right now she only wished she could fall into step behind someone, anyone, and follow them to their destination? Whatever it was, surely it would be less troublesome than hers.
But this is for Jonas! she reminded herself. A night to put all else aside and celebrate his love for Lucinda and her love for him!
Still, the gift would have to wait until she was thinking more clearly.
Juggling the garment bag and her suitcase, she stepped out onto Columbus Circle and found the queue for a cab. Elinor had suggested that Mac send a car, but CJ had declined. The less interaction she had with them now, the better. She suspected there would be drama soon enough, and until then, she had to stay focused.