‘Find anything?’ I asked, putting my finger to my lips, then pointing upwards.
‘No more bodies, plenty of loot, though,’ Sparky answered, his eyes following my finger.
These houses originally had cellars and attics. When the attics were no longer required for the maid, or the kids, or the deranged mother-in-law to sleep in, most people blanked them off and demolished the stairs to make the bedroom bigger. This had been done here, leaving just a trapdoor to give access to the plumbing in the attic. The trap was above the chest of drawers, and it was open. Our second sleeping beauty was up there.
I pointed for the others to go downstairs.
‘OK! Let’s go,’ I shouted. There was a gap at the side of the wardrobe to leave room for the curtains to go back. I slipped into it and gestured to Sparky to leave me.
‘Right, we’ve done all we can here, let’s go,’ he said.
They banged and stamped down the staircases. I moved the curtain to one side and looked out. The front door slammed, but only Nigel emerged into the road. He spoke to one of the drivers for a few seconds, then the car tore off with much revving and squealing.
At, the end of the street he put on his siren and I listened to it fade into the distance.
I didn’t have a long wait. There was a creaking of joists above my head, moving towards the trapdoor. After a few seconds, a pair of bare legs appeared. He sat on the edge of the opening, then dropped on to the chest of drawers. The upper half of his body was still above ceiling level. There was an easy way to do this. I put my hand in my pocket, and my fingers curled round the PPK. My thumb, without being told, eased the safety catch to ‘auf’. He stood, half concealed, apparently reaching for something in the loft.
Then I saw the butt of a shotgun being lowered out of the opening. I stepped out of my hiding place. ‘I’m an armed police officer. Put the …’
I didn’t get any further. He ducked out of the trapdoor, swept the shotgun in my direction and pulled the trigger. I instinctively jumped back behind the wardrobe as the corner of it in front of my head exploded into sawdust and the window shattered. Stinging fragments peppered my face and eyes. I did a standing leap into the middle of the room, swung in his direction and pumped the trigger of the Walther three times. The figure swimming in front of me raised his hands in a futile gesture of protection, then toppled over, crashing to the floor, the shotgun clattering down alongside him. I lowered my head and blinked most of the debris out of my eyes, then put the pistol in my pocket and moved over to the body, just as Sparky, thirty-eight held in front of him, charged round the top of the stairs.
All three shots had hit him in the chest. I pressed a finger into his neck, alongside the Adam’s apple. ‘Anything?’ asked Sparky, quietly.
‘Yes, there’s a pulse,’ I said. ‘Let’s take his vest off.’
We pulled the garment over his head and looked at the three wounds. They were small black holes, almost innocuous-looking, but the blood dribbling out of them was flecked with foam. Nigel and one or two others had joined us. I told him to go down and let ADI Willis know what had happened, and send for the ambulance. We had one standing by. He was back almost immediately.
‘Go back and tell Mr Willis we need the SOCO and a photographer,’ said Sparky.
I sealed the holes with my fingers, while Sparky checked the pulse. After a minute or so he said: ‘We’re losing him.’
We decided he was dead more or less as the paramedics arrived. Acting Detective Inspector Willis drew some marks on the floor with a fibre pen to indicate where he fell, just before they put him on their stretcher and rushed him away. I flexed my knees and wiped more bits from my eyes.
‘Where were you when he fired, Charlie?’ asked Tony.
I blew my nose and walked across the room. ‘There,’ I said, pointing to where a great chunk from the edge of the wardrobe had been blasted into infinity.
‘And when you fired?’
‘There.’
Tony and Sparky stood looking at me, each waiting for the other to speak. I looked from one to the other. ‘C’mon,’ I demanded, ‘what are you telling me?’
‘Have you seen his gun, boss?’ asked Sparky. ‘Yeah, it fell near the bed.’
I walked over and looked down at it. ‘Great,’ I mumbled. ‘That’s just what we need.’
It was an ancient, single-barrelled job. He didn’t have another shot left.
Chief Inspector Colin Brabiner was appointed investigating officer, and Sam Evans, the police surgeon, was asked to come and have a word with me. The Federation representative offered to appoint a solicitor to be at my side throughout, telling me what to say and what not to, and everybody I met gave what they believed to be support. Superintendent Wood made me coffee, the real stuff, and loaned me his office while I wrote my reports. Then he went with the 10 and Sparky to view the scene of the incident.
Sam Evans looks like a well-fed, but pale, Mahatma Gandhi. Premature baldness and a grey moustache make him look much older than he is. I’d first met him about ten years earlier, when I’d hurt my back falling down a fire escape. I did him a favour and we became good friends. He came over as soon as he heard the news.
‘I’m supposed to make you an appointment to see Dr Foulkes, of the General,’ he said. ‘How do you feel about it?’
Foulkes was head of the psychiatry department. We used him for stress counselling. ‘Unhappy, Sam. Can’t you deal with it? I have mixed feelings about this psychotherapy stuff. No doubt some people need it, but I don’t think I’m one of them. Leave well alone, I say.’
‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.’
‘Exactly.’ I put my ball-pen down. I’d become aware that I was clicking the cap on and off all the time we were talking.
‘How do you feel about what happened this morning, Charlie?’
I had to think about this one. The truth was, I hadn’t had time to feel much about it at all. After a while I said: ‘Sad. I’m sad that a young man has had a wasted life and has died. The fact that I was the person who … who shot him seems … irrelevant. He was somebody’s son, though. Maybe it just hasn’t hit me, yet, but at the moment it’s not bothering me. It’s just more hassle stopping me getting on with the job.’
Sam nodded. ‘I see,’ he said. ‘And, of course, you were in danger yourself.’
I shrugged my shoulders. ‘That’s what we get underpaid for.’
‘Don’t you think about the danger to yourself?’
‘No. There shouldn’t have been any.’
There shouldn’t have been any. The words jangled in my brain. An innocent question, from someone who was trying to be helpful, had signalled a train of thought that I would prefer not to follow. Was this why I was scared of seeing Dr Foulkes?’
I went on: ‘The danger was there because I made a cock-up. An error of judgement. I was being clever, short-cutting normal procedures. It should never have reached the shooting stage. I brought that on.’
I remembered what I’d said to Gilbert about some aggro doing me good. I’d wanted to go in and prove that I was still as good as anyone. Bring-’em-back-alive Charlie had wanted to show that he could still do it; but this time he’d brought one back dead. Two, if you included George. The ball-pen slipped out of my fingers and fell to the floor. I hadn’t realised I’d picked the bloody thing up again.
‘Are you in trouble, Charlie? Do you think you’ll be criticised?’ Sam’s tone was soft and concerned.
I took a long time to answer. ‘I’ll be all right. There’ll be some searching questions, but we’ll pull through. Deep down, I’m happy that I did the right thing; and that’s what counts. I’ll be able to sleep at nights.’
Sam made sympathetic noises, and waited for me to go on. I couldn’t think of anything to add, so I told him what had happened in Spain. He looked shocked.
‘Right, you’ve convinced me,’ he stated. ‘I’m grounding you, at least for the rest of the week.’
‘That’s no good, I�
��ve work to do,’ I protested.
‘Someone else’ll do it. And I think you ought to see Foulkes. This is not really my field.’
‘No, I don’t want to see him.’
‘Then you’re grounded. Why don’t you clear off to the coast for a few days, do some fishing or something? You need a rest and a complete change. There’s life outside the police force, you know.’
‘OK, it’s a deal,’ I reluctantly agreed.
‘Good. Come and see me next Monday and we’ll take it from there. Meanwhile, if you do need something to help you sleep for a night or two, you know where I am.’
‘Cheers, Sam. How’s Yvonne?’
‘She’s fine, thanks. A lot better. Sold a painting last week for sixty quid. Says she ought to be paying you commission. Why don’t you call in to see her? While you’re off work.’
‘I might do that.’
Chief Inspector Brabiner didn’t give me such an easy ride. I still had the Walther in my pocket when we met. I ejected the cartridge clip and placed it, with the gun, on the desk in front of him. He didn’t look pleased. His main line of enquiry was why was I armed with a pea shooter and the others with pistols. We should have gone in brandishing Heckler and Koch rapid-fire assault weapons. This would probably have resulted in a siege, with laddo holed up in the loft, but, hopefully, he would have survived. It didn’t matter that the street would have had to be evacuated, and all the neighbours found alternative accommodation. Thousands of hours of police time would have been consumed, while he hurled down roofing slates for the benefit of the newsreel cameras. A life would have been saved, and that was above valuation, even if it was a life dedicated to thieving, drug peddling, corruption of the young and the destruction of society. And he was right.
I felt depressed, and wished I’d accepted his offer to have a solicitor present. After nearly two hours he asked me if I had any questions.
‘Only the obvious one,’ I said. ‘What’s the outcome likely to be?’
He gathered his papers together. ‘I’m happy with what I’ve seen and heard. It’s a miracle you didn’t have your head blown off. With any sort of luck, the inquest will come out in our favour. I’d say it was cut and dried. There’s always the possibility, though, that some trendy lefty politician will jump on the bandwagon and try to make capital out of it.’
I smiled at the irony. ‘I get called a trendy lefty,’ I said. That’s why we’d gone in how we did, instead of armed to the teeth like Captain Blackbeard’s pirates.
‘I know, but they’ll still stab you in the back if it will help the cause.’ He clicked his briefcase shut and smiled for the first time. ‘You’ll be all right. Our masters won’t fall over themselves to give you a commendation, but plenty will think you deserve one.’
I shook my head: ‘I don’t need a commendation, just get them off my back.’ But he’d made me feel happier.
* * *
I went home and made a corned beef and pickle sandwich, which I didn’t finish, and a pot of tea, which I did. I tried watching some TV, without any enthusiasm, and dipped into a couple of books. They didn’t grip me, either. In the smallest bedroom, the one I’d slept in as a child, were boxes of possessions that I’d brought back with me when I returned to live here again. I sat down in the middle of the untidiness and started opening boxes. Eventually I found the one containing a comprehensive collection of Ordnance Survey maps, relics of my days as a budding mountaineer. I thumbed through them, extracting the most interesting ones. My old rucksack still held my waterproof clothing, and the boots were sound if you ignored the mildew. I stuffed the treasure into the sack and took it downstairs.
The rucksack might have earned a place in a Museum of Scouting, but nobody would be seen dead carrying one like it these days, so I binned it. The boots were expensive leather ones and cleaned up beautifully. Then I settled down to pore over the maps. That evening the phone rang more often than a whore’s doorbell when the party conferences are in town. All the calls were to wish me luck and offer support. One was from Mike Freer.
‘Sheepshagger! How y’doing?’ he greeted me.
‘Gannet Breath! I’m OK, how are you?’
‘Not bad. I was wondering if you could use a pinch of this stuff of yours in our safe. Might be just what you need.’
‘Don’t tempt me, Mike, I’m in deep enough already. I take it you’ve heard?’
‘Yeah, you did well. The rest of the team send their regards. How are you feeling about it?’
‘Fed up. Brabiner gave me a grilling this afternoon. Then there’ll be the inquest. He thinks I’ll be OK, but he made it clear that I broke the rules. Maybe you were right: it’s not worth it.’
‘Listen, Sheepdip,’ he said. ‘The only rule you broke was to move. If you’d stood still and let him kill you, everybody would be saying what a splendid fellow you were. Past tense. Right now the high and the mighty would be pressing their best uniforms and practising the purple prose. You weren’t carrying a gun to scratch your arse with, you know.’
‘Yeah, thanks. When are you taking me out for a swift half?’
‘Sorry, Charlie, no can do for a while. It’s the party season and we’re busy. However …’ he paused for maximum effect, ‘I’ve some good news about your friend Parker.’
‘The penpusher?’ I asked.
‘None other. We’ve tracked him down, plus one or two others he’s involved with. Any day now we’ll invite him to help us with investigations.’
‘Invoke the law against him,’ I suggested.
‘Exactly. Stick him before the Great Invigilator. No doubt he’ll produce some suitable invective.’
‘Great. People like him have no backbone.’
‘Invertebrate, true. Never mind, the information you gave us was … er … priceless.’
‘Invaluable. Pity it can’t be used.’
‘Invalid. Wonder if he’s got a maiden aunt in Scotland?’
‘Inverness?’
We both started laughing.
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
I should have accepted Sam’s offer of some sleeping tablets. A thousand thoughts were racing through my mind as I lay in bed, and, when I almost did drop off, the reports of the guns jolted me back to alertness. I listened to the World Service for an hour, then rose and dressed.
All my old oil paints were in the junk room, together with an easel. I found a board of about, but not quite, the right size, and set up the easel in the front room, before the Picasso. It was daylight outside when I finished. It would take three or four days to dry, then it could go over the mantelpiece in place of the so-called original. It might fool a hired burglar, working by torchlight. I washed my hands and fetched the duvet from the bedroom. I fell asleep on the settee, the smell of oil paints and natural turpentine bringing back memories of another life.
In the afternoon I rang Gilbert and arranged to see him later. Then I had a desultory meal, showered and went to the library. I spent a long time perusing books about walks in Yorkshire. The CID office is usually at its quietest in the late afternoon. When I entered only Martin Makinson and Nigel were there.
‘Hello, Maz,’ I said. ‘Or is it back to Martin? How does it feel to have to come to work again?’
He gave a relieved smile. At first they both were uncertain how to deal with me. ‘No problem, boss. All the sex and drugs was starting to get me down anyway.’
‘Good, you did well. Which of you two is good at walking?’
Neither spoke. They both believed that the first to twitch a muscle would find himself pacing every pavement in Heckley.
‘Hard luck, Nigel. You blinked first.’ I had intended giving him the job all along. I put a bundle of OS maps and a library book on his desk. ‘You are now the secretary of the CID Walking Club. We meet the first Sunday in every month, for a brisk expedition across the fells. Have a look at these and sort something out. It’s about time you discovered more about God’s Own Country, apart from the boozers and curry houses.’
‘They will when they read the constitution. It’s a pound a week to be a member, and membership is compulsory. All walks to finish near a pub, where we spend the club funds. That’ll drag ’em in.’
Poor Gilbert had aged ten years overnight. He’d probably been taking non-stop flak since the shooting.
‘Sit down, Charlie. Let’s have a coffee.’ He filled two mugs, then looked at his watch. ‘Oh, it’s not too early for a snifter, what do you say?’
I’d have preferred to have said ‘No thanks’, but I said: ‘Good idea, get the bottle out.’
Gilbert poured two measures in our coffees and we settled down to put the world right. I told him about the new Walking Club.
‘Hey, that could catch on,’ he said. ‘Might even come myself, if it’s not too strenuous.’
‘It won’t be. We intend catering for all tastes, abilities, and the overweight.’
We discussed a few outstanding jobs, then he told me what Chief Inspector Brabiner had said he would put in his report. It sounded favourable. Gilbert delved into one of his drawers and slid a ten-by-eight black-and-white photograph across to me.
‘If anything clinches it, Charlie, that will. Christ, you were lucky. I went cold when I saw the hole in that wardrobe.’
The print showed a uniformed constable standing in the alcove where I had been. Inches in front of his face was a jagged mess where the shotgun blast had blown away the edge of the wardrobe. A chill ran through my bones, too. ‘Yes,’ I remarked. ‘I’m having a lot of luck lately.’
While we were sipping our coffee the phone rang. Gilbert answered it, making acquiescent noises into the mouthpiece as he listened for several minutes. He scribbled on his pad, then turned it so I could read it. He’d written ‘Longfellow’. After a while he said: ‘No, you won’t catch him at home … He’s here, that’s why … Yes, in my office. I’ll put him on.’ He reached over with the handset and gave me a resigned look.
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