“We were in the Air Force together,” Fletch said. “In San Antonio. I haven’t seen Alan in years.”
“You’re very clever to have recognized me.”
“How could I forget? May I sit down?”
Fletch had left his car in the club parking lot and had gone around the building past the kitchen door to the service entrance to the locker rooms. The freshest sign on a locker door said Underwood. A new member. They and their guests could not yet be well known to the club staff.
When he had come onto the tennis pavilion, the headwaiter had said, “Pardon me, sir. Are you a guest of the club?”
Fletch had answered, “I’m a guest of the Underwoods.”
“They’re not here, sir. I haven’t seen them.”
“They’re coming later.”
“Very good, sir. Perhaps you’d like a drink while you’re waiting?”
Fletch had spotted Joan Stanwyk.
“We’ll put it on the Underwood bill.”
“A screwdriver, please.”
He sat at Joan Stanwyk’s table.
“I’m afraid my memory isn’t so good, although it should be,” Joan Stanwyk said. “I can’t remember your name.”
“No one can,” Fletch said. “The world’s most forgettable name. Utrelamensky. John Utrelamensky.”
“John I can remember.”
On the table was a Polaroid camera.
“Are you from this area, John?”
“No. Butte, Montana. I’m here on business. In fact, I’m leaving on a midafternoon plane.”
“And what business would that be?”
“Furniture. We sell to hotels, that sort of thing.”
“I see. Too bad you won’t be able to see Alan. He’s at a flying convention in Idaho.”
“Alan still flying?”
“Relentlessly.”
“Unlike some of the rest of us, he really enjoyed it. I’ll never forget the time he buzzed a house in San Antonio with a training jet.”
“He buzzed a house?”
“He never told you? Shattered glass. The police were out after him. He was severely reprimanded for it.”
“Funny the things husbands don’t tell you.”
“I expect he’s not too proud of it.”
“How nice to meet an old friend of Alan’s. I mean, meet again. Tell me more.”
“Only wrong thing I ever knew of him doing. We weren’t that close, anyway. I just happened to be out here the week of the wedding, bumped into him and he said, ‘Come along.’ ”
“But surely you’re a good deal younger than my husband?”
“Not much,” Fletch said. “I’m thirty.”
“You look young for your age.”
“The furniture business has been good to me.”
“Well, I’m sure Alan will be sorry to have missed you.”
“I’m not so sure.”
“Oh?”
“We had a political difference at your reception.”
“About what?”
“I made some crack about big business. Alan didn’t like it a bit.”
“How could you?” There was mockery in her eyes.
“I was younger then. I had not yet received a corporate paycheck.”
“Did you say anything about his marrying the boss’s daughter?”
“No. Is that what he did?”
“He married the boss’s daughter—me. He’s a bit sensitive about that. That’s probably why he got so angry.”
“I see. I hadn’t realized that. I guess I really goofed.”
“Never mind. He’s been accused of it enough times. Poor Alan spends all his available time proving he married me for myself and not for Poppa’s business.”
“He works for your father?”
“I’m not sure at the moment who works for whom. Alan runs the place. Dad runs tennis tournaments. In fact, these days Dad does pretty much what Alan tells him.”
“Alan always was very competent”
“Remarkably.”
“What sort of a business is this, anyway?”
“Collins Aviation.”
“I never heard of it. Sorry.”
“You wouldn’t have, unless you were in the aviation business. It makes parts for airplanes the actual airplane manufacturers put together.”
“Not exactly a dry-cleaning shop.”
“Not exactly.”
“You see how bad I am at business. I don’t even follow the stock market.”
“Very little of Collins Aviation stock is available. It belongs mostly to us.”
“The whole thing?”
“To us and a few family friends. You know, like the family doctor, Dad’s old Harvard roommate, Joe Devlin … people like that. All as rich as Croesus.”
“How nice.”
“It is nice to have everyone you know rich. Problems never come up about who pays the drink bill.”
“Would you like another?”
“Why, John. How nice.” He signaled a waiter.
“By the way, John, how did you gain entree to the Racquets Club?”
“I’m a guest of the Underwoods. He and I are doing a little business together. He knew my plane was not leaving until midafternoon, so he suggested I come over, hit a ball and have a swim.”
“The Underwoods? I don’t know them. They must be new members.”
“I’m sure I wouldn’t know.”
“But where’s your tennis racquet?”
“I borrowed one. I just returned it to the pro shop.”
“I see.”
“A martini on the rocks, please, and a screwdriver,” he said.
The waiter said, “Yes, Mrs. Stanwyk.”
“The Racquets Club is Daddy’s pet. He darn near built the place himself. In fact, he’s endowed it so well, the Racquets Club is a major stockholder in Collins Aviation. That very chair you’re sitting on was probably designed for an airport lounge in Albany. Does Albany have an airport?”
“Albany, New York?”
“Yes.”
“Who cares?”
“Good point. Who cares about Albany, New York?”
“Except the Albanians.”
“Except the Albanians. Woo. I usually don’t drink martinis after playing tennis in the morning.”
“What do you usually do after playing tennis in the morning?”
“I wouldn’t mind doing that either,” she said. “Alan’s away a lot. Mondays and Wednesdays he never gets home before eleven o’clock at night. The ends of the weeks he’s apt to get in his airplane and go somewhere on business. Business, business, business. Ah, here’s another drink.”
The waiter said, “Here you are, Mrs. Stanwyk.”
“To business,” she said.
“He never comes home until eleven on Mondays and Wednesdays?” Fletch repeated.
“Very late. On Thursdays I have a committee meeting here at the club. Just as well; the servants at home are out. Julie and I have supper here at the Club. Julie’s my daughter. You haven’t met her yet. I don’t know what happens to Alan on Thursdays. That leaves us exactly Tuesdays together. He’s always very attentive on Tuesdays.”
“I remember Alan got a piece of metal stuck in him overseas.”
“He got a scar in his belly and a Purple Heart.”
“Is he all right now?”
“Perfect. He’s in perfect physical condition.”
“He is?”
“Why are you so incredulous?”
“He always worried about having cancer. Every time he lit a cigarette he’d mention it. He called them cancer sticks.”
“I have noted no such justifiable neuroticism on his part.”
“He’s never had cancer?”
“God. Don’t even say it.”
“Remarkable.”
“What is?”
“That he’s never had cancer.”
“He doesn’t smoke all that much. But for you, John whatever-your-last-name-is, there seems nothing wrong with you.”
“I never went overseas,” Fletch said.
“You seem quite perfect.”
“Overflight.”
“What?”
“Overflight. I’m trying to think of the name of Alan’s best man. Over-something.”
“Eberhart. Burt Eberhart.”
“That’s it. He struck me as a nice guy. Is he still around?”
“You have some memory. He’s still around. Fat and balding. He lives here on The Beach, on Vizzard Road. Married to a social climber. Three ugly kids. He’s in the insurance business.”
“The insurance business?”
“Yes. He handles Alan’s insurance, and now the company’s insurance, and the club’s. He has been well set up. By Alan. They were friends at Colgate.”
“Sounds like a good business. Seeing Alan’s still flying, he’s probably got a lot of insurance on him.”
“A foolish amount. My father wanted to teach Alan, via the route of monthly premiums paid by Alan himself, the value of Alan’s precious life. An effort to get him to stop flying after Julie was born. It worked not at all. Alan remains perfectly willing to cast his wife and child to the insurance adjuster just to climb through the clouds to sudden sunlight once again.”
“Alan pays the premiums? Not the company?”
“When we say ‘the company’ in my family, we mean my father. Dad obliges Alan to have such insurance coverage as a condition of his employment, but Alan must pay the bill himself. Daddy’s very cute at making such arrangements. Pity they never work.”
“I should think, from what you say, Alan would need to get away and have some fun by himself once in a while.”
“There’s the club.”
“He relaxes when he flies,” he said.
“And everyone else has heart failure. I hate to think what he’s flying this weekend. For fun. You wouldn’t even recognize those experimental craft he flies as airplanes. They look like the mean, nasty sort of weapons aborigines throw through the air. Horrifying.”
“It must be tough on you.”
“I wish he’d stop flying.”
“One thing I’ve always wondered about.”
“Dad is late for lunch.”
“Is he coming?”
“He was supposed to meet me here twenty minutes ago.”
“Perhaps I should leave.”
“No, no. He’d be happy to meet you. Any friend of Alan’s and all that. What were you wondering about?”
“Why Alan’s parents didn’t come to the wedding.”
“Alan’s parents?”
“Yes.”
“They’re estranged. He never sees them.”
“He never sees them?”
“Does that surprise you?”
“Yes, it does. I had the idea they were rather close.”
“No way. He hates them. Alan always has. I’ve never even-met them.”
“How can that be so?”
“You must be thinking of someone else.”
“I’m sure Alan used to fly home to see his parents whenever he could. Every six weeks or so.”
“Not Alan. His parents were very pushy toward him. The crisis came, I think, at the Golden Gloves.”
“The Golden Gloves? I remember Alan had boxed.”
“Alan boxed because his father made him. Pushed him right up the ladder or whatever into the state Golden Gloves. When he was fifteen. Every day after school he had to spend in the basement at home, boxing until supper time. He hated it. He refused to go into the nationals. He and his father have never spoken since then.”
“I must be confused.”
“You must be. And he’s always said his mother is a sickly, neurotic thing. Spends most of her time in bed.”
“Aren’t you interested in these people? Alan’s parents? Aren’t you curious to meet them yourself?”
“Not if what Alan says is true about them. And I’m sure it is. Why wouldn’t it be? Believe me, honey, I have enough difficult people around me to not want to add in-laws.”
“I see.”
There was a stir in the pavilion as a handsome, distinguished-looking man in his fifties entered, dressed in white tennis slacks and blue blazer. People reacted like children in a sandbox catching sight of someone coming with a box of popsicles. They waved from their tables. Men nearest the entrance stood up to shake hands. Women beamed. The headwaiter welcomed with happy bows of his head.
“There,” Joan said, “is Dad.”
Fletch said, “Yes, I remember him.”
“Don’t be disappointed if he doesn’t remember you.”
“Why should he remember me?” Fletch said.
“Because you’re beautiful,” she said. “You really turn me on. Are you sure you have to leave town today?”
“I’ve got to be back tonight.”
“But tomorrow’s Sunday.”
“Listen,” Fletch said, “you and Alan ought to have a place you can go and be by yourselves once in a while. I mean, a place of your own.”
“The ranch.”
“What?”
“Alan is buying a ranch. In Nevada. For us.”
“Great.”
“No, it isn’t great. It’s awful. Who wants a ranch in Nevada?”
“Most people.”
“I spent a summer on a ranch when I was a kid. Hot, dusty, dirty. Boring. Incredibly boring. All the men look like pretzels. And when they talk they sound like a Dick-and-Jane book. It comes out slow and it ends up obvious. And you don’t talk about anything that hasn’t got four legs. I mean, sitting around looking at a cow is not my idea of pleasure.”
‘Then why are you doing it?”
“Alan wants to. He thinks the ranch is a great idea as an investment. I haven’t even been out to look at it. He insists he’s taking me next weekend.”
“Next weekend?”
“I can’t tell you how I’m looking forward to it.”
“It’s a place you could be alone together.”
“Like hell. There’s an airstrip in the back yard. I know that already. As long as there’s an airplane in the back yard, Alan will be off on an important business deal somewhere and I’ll be left staring at cows with a bunch of pretzels in blue jeans.”
“So stop it. Stop Alan from buying it.”
“Supposedly, he’s taking the down payment, the cash, out himself next weekend.”
“The cash? As cash?”
“Yes. Isn’t that crazy? Cash. He said cash, visible cash is the only way to do business with these people. If he shows up with cash in a brown paper bag or something, flashes the real stuff, he might save percentages from the purchase price.”
“They must be more sophisticated than that.”
“This is deep in Nevada, honey. How do you know what appeals to a pretzel in blue jeans with a cow on its mind? Oh, Dad.”
Fletch stood up.
“This is an old friend of Alan’s. They were in the Air Force together. John—”
Shaking hands, Fletch said, “Yahmenaraleski.”
“Glad to meet you, Mr. Yahmenaraleski,” John Collins said. “Stay and have lunch with us.”
13
Fletch brought a chair from a neighboring table and sat in it. John Collins sat facing his daughter. At one o’clock, the sunlit tennis courts were empty. The pavilion was full.
Joan had moved the Polaroid camera.
“John’s in the furniture business, Dad. From Grand Rapids, Michigan.”
“From Butte, Montana,” Fletch said.
“Oh?”
Fletch was correct. Besides no one’s being able to remember for long the name he gave, no one cared to inquire too deeply into either the furniture business or Butte, Montana. He believed himself absolutely unmemorable.
“Martinis before lunch?” John Collins said.
“I mean to take a nap this afternoon.” Joan stared at Fletch.
“I’m glad to see at least John is drinking orange juice.”
“It’s a screwdriver.”
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bsp; “Ah. Well. If you drink enough of those, they’ll make your head hammer.” John Collins beamed at them both. His daughter groaned softly. “You play tennis, John?”
“Just hack about, sir. I enjoy the game, but I have so little time for it …”
“You must make time in life to enjoy yourself and be healthy. It’s the best way to get a lot done.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Of course it also helps if you have a very able son-in-law to take over your business and run it for you. Sometimes I feel guilty that I’m playing and Alan is working. How do you know Alan?”
“We were in the Air Force together. In Texas.”
“John said that Alan buzzed a house once, in San Antonio. Did he ever mention that to you, Dad?”
“He certainly didn’t.”
“We were lieutenants then,” Fletch said. “He was severely reprimanded. I guess I talked out of school.”
“Delighted you did,” John Collins said. “Time we had a bit of dirt on Alan. I’ll put his nose in it. Got any more dirt?”
“No, sir.”
“He’s off flying someone’s idea of an airplane in Idaho this weekend,” John said. “Do you still fly?”
“Only with a ticket in my hand.”
“Good for you. I wish Alan would give it up. He’s too important to too many people to be taking such risks. Were you overseas with him?”
“No, sir. I was sent to the Aleutians.”
“Oh.”
Fletch smiled. No one cared about the Aleutians, either.
Without having ordered, John Collins was brought a grilled cheese sandwich and a bottle of ale.
“Aren’t you two going to order?” he asked.
“Sliced chicken sandwich,” Joan said. “Mayonnaise.”
“A grilled cheese,” Fletch added. “Bottle of Coors beer.”
“How very ingratiating of you,” John Collins said.
He was used to young men complimenting him over his choice of lunch.
Fletch laughed. “I’m very happy in the furniture business, thank you.”
“Actually, Alan needs more young men around him. Friends. People he can trust. He’s stuck with all my old office cronies. I keep telling him he should retire them all off, but he’s too smart for that. He says he would rather have attrition than contrition.”
“Dad. He never said anything of the sort.”
“Well, he would have, if he had a sense of humor.”
“He has a lovely sense of humor,” Joan said.
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