by Choire Sicha
Very Recent History
An Entirely Factual Account of a Year (c. AD 2009) in a Large City
Choire Sicha
Dedication
For David
Epigraphs
In Russia, if you told two people they could both become richer, but one would become wealthier than the other, they would take the proposition, no problem. In New York, people surveyed rejected this scenario. Only in New York would people rather be poorer if they knew that, at the same time, someone else wasn’t getting ahead either.
—W. MICHAEL COX,
FORMER CHIEF ECONOMIST AT THE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF DALLAS
No man has ever hung from the rafters of a second home.
—DAN BEJAR
Contents
Dedication
Epigraphs
Author's Note
I.
II.
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
Author's Note
n.b. Many names have been changed.
I.
There was, for a while, a very large and very famous city. For an even shorter while, the richest man in town was its mayor. This seemed, for the time that it was true, like a very improbable coincidence.
More than eight million three hundred thousand people lived in this city then, but, by any sane criteria, only a few hundred of those people mattered to any single one of the others. One or more sex partners. The woman behind the counter at the nearest deli. Colleagues and coworkers, if the person in question was employed. The friends acquired along the way, like white hairs on a black sweater, from compulsory public school or discretionary college. College was an advanced form of education that usually cost a lot of money and that, in general, at least two out of three young people started, but only one in two would finish. One grew up with these intense school friendships, and then, as one grew older, those friends were joined, or sometimes replaced, with new people: friends of former lovers, and lovers of current friends. A favorite bartender or waiter, maybe. A millionaire, probably, or one of the seventy-one billionaires that then called the City home.
Beyond that bright bubble was a hazy landscape of everyone else. From that middle distance came the potential of a perfect match, the perfect accident, the perfect path to money or renown. It milled in every bar or party or tedious elevator. A new person would snap into focus and color for a second before blurring off.
Each person lived and moved and worked in his own thin particular slice, like a glass plate in a high, compressed stack. The happier, richer people, it was imagined, were up above in ever-thinner, ever-shinier glass plates. People with all the freedom, or a great job, or a loving boyfriend, or at least an empty and gorgeous apartment.
And below: thick slabs of the poorer, the lonelier, and the hopelessly left behind. Those were people who’d gambled maybe with actual money and lost, or who had never had anything to begin with. There were so many more of them, an all-day warning to the foolishly ambitious or the reasonably aspirational.
From time to time, everyone could imagine himself near the top, climbing the face of this great glass pyramid, a feeling brought on by the fleeting exhilaration of a new job, or a great outfit, or an unexpected night of kissing in a doorway.
The Mayor, who employed at his private company at least ten thousand people, took an annual salary of only one dollar from the City while he held office. He leased seven hundred thousand square feet of business space in a building with his name on it, fifty-five stories tall. The building was completed just as he finished his first four-year term as mayor.
The tower was then only the fourteenth tallest building in the City. It was a slaty blue and everything around it was gray: gray gravel in the tucked-away driveway for all the drivers, gray stone curbs beneath the darker coats on the men who stood attentive at the slick glassy doors. This secret driveway gave a magical sense of the building being off the great sturdy grid of the City, which was all laid out in hard lines, except at some of the quiet and old edges, where the grid stuttered or became obscure, mired in its own history.
In addition to the Mayor’s business offices this building had 105 apartments.
A hedge fund operator and investor named Peter Thiel lived there. A hedge fund took rich people’s money—at their own request—and made more money with that money. In his apartment were floor-to-ceiling windows, with floor-to-ceiling curtains. Everything in it was gray and blue and black—a long dark table, with white linens, where his private chef made him light and delicious breakfasts when he was in town.
A very famous and very beautiful pop singer named Beyoncé owned an apartment there.
A TV anchor named Brian Williams lived there. His job was to uncover, or to at least read aloud, the news, which then came streaming into people’s apartments, for the benefit of a company that was part-owned by General Electric. General Electric was at the time one of the world’s most profitable companies. It was started by the man who first distributed electrical power just 120 years prior to this time.
Actually, both the current and a former chief of General Electric lived in the Mayor’s building where Brian Williams and Beyoncé also lived.
Now nearly everyone in the City paid to have General Electric’s news on the TV, and to have General Electric’s power in their homes. They’d open up their refrigerators and the electric cold would seep out all around them.
When it was new, a 1,360-square-foot two-bedroom apartment—so, a not particularly large one—in that building was listed at 5.1 million dollars. A 1,726-square-foot two-bedroom apartment could be rented for 17,000 dollars each month—there were then twelve months in a year—which meant 204,000 annually.
One resident, Marc Dreier, a lawyer, had paid 10.4 million dollars for a four-bedroom apartment on the thirty-fourth floor. He couldn’t live there any longer because he was now going to live in a prison, which was run by the government at that time. He was to stay there for twenty years; the laws he had broken included those prohibiting money laundering, and there were five counts of wire fraud and some other things, and so the apartment and everything in it was sold, to a man in the reinsurance industry named Ajit Jain, for just 8.2 million dollars.
“Reinsurance” was a kind of business transaction, where a company that sold insurance then transferred some of its insurance risk across multiple companies.
“Insurance” was an idea where, if you had something that you valued a lot, like an expensive painting or a child, you could pay a relatively small amount of money to a company and, if the painting was stolen or the child died, the company would pay you the agreed-upon value of the missing, or dead, object or person.
Companies offered this insurance because they made the payments just expensive enough that, almost always, the amount of money they were paid for these policies in total was more than they had to pay to replace people’s paintings and children.
The “almost always” was what they called “the risk.”
The contents of Marc Dreier’s apartment that became Ajit Jain’s apartment included a bottle of Laurent-Perrier Cuvée Rosé Brut, an alcoholic beverage that cost between 80 to 90 dollars. Also Ajit Jain found himself the owner of a fruit pie, kept cold in the refrigerator. A p
ie was a dessert made from flour and butter and, in this case, raspberries and peaches, but, unfortunately for its new owner, this one had already been half consumed.
ONE COLD NIGHT in winter a young man named John walked down a street in the City. It was free to walk on the streets, although to take a public conveyance, such as a subway or a bus, cost money.
“Hey, do you have a dollar?” said a man who did not have a home, and whose practice of employment was that he would ask passersby for money.
“Sorry,” said John.
“It’s okay, I can tell you’re not rich,” said the homeless man.
“That makes two of us,” John said.
Before the winter had begun, a contagion had started in the City and swept across the country. A number of the City’s companies—particularly the commercial and investment banks, and the insurance companies with whom they did business—had made some poor choices, and the effects of those choices had rippling economic consequences. Companies, hungry for cash, or at least afraid of a lack of it, had begun to “lay off” employees—terminating their employment agreements, which weren’t really much of agreements anyway since most of the country had laws that treated employment as temporary. That meant that employees could be fired for any or no reason. At the same time, it was also always legal for employees to quit their jobs. In any event, companies needed the cash because fewer people were consuming what they made, or, just as likely, because they had been told by their experts and advisers that soon fewer people would consume what they made. Also, for sure, they wanted to give more money to the people who ran the companies. Two and a half million jobs had already disappeared. That was a lot of money to save—or to pocket.
The City was a rich place—in a sense, the richest place in the whole country—and so its economy, where the contagion had started, was damaged but not devastated. Still, it was a quiet panic. The people of the City, in the aggregate, spent less money, but did not stop. Some expensive things dropped in value, like paintings, and well-made clothes, and even apartments, somewhat, too. In the rest of the country, many houses and apartments became drastically less valuable, but that wasn’t nearly as true in the City. But what all this meant was that there were many people without jobs, and many people afraid of losing their jobs, and those that did have jobs often did not have much to do. What it really meant for the City was that the ability for many people to change jobs came to a near standstill for much of the year to come.
John worked, as did many people in the City, in the office of a corporate entity that was privately owned. Some companies were owned “publicly.” This meant that, to one extent or another, individuals or companies could buy “shares”—little pieces—in the company and therefore become its owner, or one of its many owners. But the company at which John worked was controlled by a small group of people, and it was just between them and the entity that profit or loss flowed. Like many private smaller companies, this was just one of a suite of companies that had little to do with each other except being owned by the same person or family. Some of those companies were profitable—earning more than they spent. This one was not.
The walls of this office were painted a cheap white color and the carpets were a darker noncolor. A full-time employee, John was paid every two weeks by the corporation and received some small amount of vacation, and some amount of his health insurance cost was covered by his company’s owner.
This office was a modified “open plan,” meaning that there were few interior partitions and few interior walls. The mayor of the City was a proponent of open plan office use, which he had installed both at his company and at the antique City Hall as well, as much as was possible there, creating a “bullpen” of a vast office. Other big corporations had done the same. At the banks and financial service firms in the City, lowly vice presidents sometimes sat next to managing directors—a title that conveyed more prominence, and greater financial rewards. The idea was to air out the secrets that happened behind closed doors, to allow for chance to create connections. Well, really, the original idea was to pack more people into smaller amounts of space, thereby saving money. The good stuff was just a side effect, as well as a handy sales pitch.
This open plan idea, like a bonfire or declaration of love, had to be executed completely or not at all. It didn’t work to make an open plan for the lesser-paid workers while retaining private spaces for the more important managers. But for now, across the City, a great number of people sat at work, in rows or at tables, and the less important they were, the farther inside the building they were seated, which meant, mostly, being farther removed from any windows. So from the inside of the offices, it seemed like these workplaces were, at best, an endless shelving unit or, at worst, a livestock pen where the workers were kept like sheep and the managers, all around in their offices, were the shearers.
In John’s case, his employer had built a bullpen for the staff, though it wasn’t really a true bullpen, as the shallow desks had short little carpeted dividers that gave workers a small sense of privacy. Workers could pin things to these fake walls if they wanted. Then in the middle of the bullpen was a double row of two desks that faced each other. So there was a hierarchy there too: the people who sat around the outside “U” of the room and faced the walls had more privacy, while the people who sat in the middle, like an “I” inserted into the “U,” had less. And then there was a row of offices, at the open top of the “U” of the bullpen, which blocked the only wall with windows.
The supervisory staff worked in those offices. The biggest and most private of the offices belonged to their boss, Thomas, a rather crazed steel-haired man in khakis, just old enough to be the father of the youngest of his employees. He was always loose with a riot of words and prone to extravagant monologues with endless and excruciating pauses. Everyone adored him. Thomas reported to the owner of the company, who was young—not much older than John. The owner was fairly new: He had bought this company recently—instead of having created it himself—to add to his other companies. In the change in ownership, Thomas had expressed happiness publicly, but the rumors in the office held that he had been paid one million dollars to stay on running the company. Thomas and the owner did not particularly get along, although they said they did to anyone who asked.
This was a traditional disagreement: The owner wanted to spend less money, in order to be “profitable.” Thomas wanted to spend more to do the same. In any event, the company’s costs overran its revenue.
If a worker sat in the bullpen, sometimes he could see a door fly open and someone would say, “Can I see you in my office please?” Often this was friendly, someone just wanted to gossip or plot. Alliances of the workplace were divided along the physical outlines established in the office: employees with doors and the employees beyond them.
Most of the light in the office was provided by the cold baking of fluorescent strips overhead. Often the bullpen staff would leave those lights off and burn only a few incandescent lamps, and the room would become suddenly quite dark and cozy and pleasant. Then in the office one would feel like a young child in a library at the drab end of a winter’s day.
ALMOST EVERYTHING IN the City was capital. The offices were to make money; the buildings were to make money; inside the buildings and the offices, people were employed to make things that made money. And then around these pillars were services: restaurants, bars, shops, cobblers, dressmakers, all to serve the people who were employed making money. So: almost everything. Everything except love, probably. People in the City didn’t often make explicit matches of their children for the transfer of money or goods. But the arrangements of love had an old-fashioned lag to them, in which capital was attached. For instance, people talked about “marrying well,” which meant that someone was marrying someone rich. For instance also, there were all the attendant issues of cohabitation. Of necessity or for simple matters of equality, there came the sharing, in some way, of mon
ey incoming and outgoing, and purchasing or not purchasing things, and paying for the electricity. There was also a custom of gift-giving at the time of the actual legal ceremony of marriage. When contracted, the parties would join in accepting gifts or, even more boldly, in dictating which gifts would be accepted. Many people made long lists of things they wanted to receive and everyone bought them and they were delivered. Frequently a wedding would be celebrated with a party of great expense. Hundreds of guests would be fed; spaces much larger than the traditional house were paid for; musicians were hired; people now came from far away, where once it was customary for only local people to celebrate a union. The arrangements often cost tens of thousands of dollars, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars, and it was frequent that the parents of those to be wed shared in this expense, as if the expense of this undertaking could not reasonably be assumed by the parties embarking on what was often referred to as a “new life.”
This was a messy stew of old and new ideas. Marrying for love was a brand-new practice.
The customs of love in general had dictates, although there were many disagreements, many minority opinions. Early on, the rules concerned who should, or could, pay for things like the purchase of food in restaurants, and what that meant, this little gift-giving of things to be digested.
As the relationship developed, the pertinent matters became who would pay for the residence, who would make more money and how it would be shared. Love suffered most when issues of capital intruded. It bred distrust and bad feeling. In this way, the City and love were at odds.
Sometimes people would simply declare themselves married—even with no one there to observe this declaration. But declarations of marriage became more onerous and bureaucratic over time. To be truly married, an official had to preside over the declaration, and the couple involved had to pay a fee in order to be licensed by the government. So only the official could say who was wed and who was not.