Table of Contents
Cover
A Selection of Recent Titles by Susan Rogers Cooper
Title Page
Copyright
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
A Selection of Recent Titles by Susan Rogers Cooper
The Milt Kovak Series
THE MAN IN THE GREEN CHEVY
HOUSTON IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR
OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES
CHASING AWAY THE DEVIL
DEAD MOON ON THE RISE
DOCTORS AND LAWYERS AND SUCH
LYING WONDERS
VEGAS NERVE
SHOTGUN WEDDING *
RUDE AWAKENING *
HUSBAND AND WIVES *
DARK WATERS *
COUNTDOWN *
BEST SERVED COLD *
The E J Pugh Mysteries
ONE, TWO, WHAT DID DADDY DO?
HICKORY DICKORY STALK
HOME AGAIN, HOME AGAIN
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
A CROOKED LITTLE HOUSE
NOT IN MY BACK YARD
DON’T DRINK THE WATER
ROMANCED TO DEATH *
FULL CIRCLE *
DEAD WEIGHT *
GONE IN A FLASH *
* available from Severn House
BEST SERVED COLD
A Milt Kovak mystery
Susan Rogers Cooper
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ONE
My name is Milt Kovak and I’m the sheriff of Prophesy County, Oklahoma, the county seat of which is Longbranch, Oklahoma. I was born and bred in Longbranch, and went to high school here, where I played an OK kind of football. I joined the Air Force when I was eighteen and somehow missed being sent to Vietnam. Which was OK by me. After my three-year stint, I came back to Longbranch, married my high-school sweetheart and went to work for her brother at his used-car lot. I was in my early thirties when it dawned on me that I didn’t just hate trying to sell used cars: I hated my brother-in-law. That’s when my daddy’s friend, Sheriff Elberry Blankenship, suggested I try going to the police academy then come back home and be a deputy. Figuring that was a right fine idea, I did just that. The wife was belly-aching the whole time, saying I was leaving her brother in the lurch, I wouldn’t be making squat as a deputy and how did I think I was gonna support her on that piddling salary. A few years later, with me not only a deputy but being promoted to chief deputy and the money raise that came with it (it too was a mite piddling, but a raise is a raise), I discovered just by accident that my wife had left me. It had been a couple of days, but she was a mostly quiet woman.
When Sheriff Blankenship retired, I was acting sheriff then ran for and won my first election. I’ve been running unopposed ever since. I doubt that has anything to do with the fact that the guy who ran against me in my first election was murdered. I didn’t do it, of course.
Things went on, as things do, and I bought me a beautiful house on top of a mountain – or what we refer to as a mountain in Oklahoma – and then my sister, Jewel Anne, got in trouble down in Houston and I ended up bringing her and her three children back to Prophesy County to live with me in my beautiful house. The absolute longest year of my life.
Happenstance being what it is, Jewel Anne met up with an old boyfriend about the same time I met a lady, a Yankee from Chicago – a psychiatrist named Jean McDonnell. And she just happened to be the love of my life. Still is, now that I mention it. We’ve got a son, Johnny Mac, who’s twelve years old. Things were going great with me and Jean having to deal with my sister and her husband on about a monthly basis, which worked out well, until we had a tornado a couple of months back that blew Jewel’s house away. Now her and Harmon, her husband, are temporarily living at my house.
Which leads me to the fact that I’ve got good news and bad news. That’s a lie. I only have bad news. Billy Molini, the plumbing contractor from Oklahoma City who built the mountain chateau thingy down the road from me, died. That’s not the bad news. Well, it’s bad news for his fifth wife (or maybe not – he was pretty rich and she was pretty young). The mountain chateau thingy went on the market. That’s not the bad news either. The bad news is that Jewel Anne and Harmon bought the damned thing. Now she’s gonna live permanently less than an eighth of a mile from my house. An eighth of a frigging mile.
A while back, we had this big ass tornado up in Bishop, the north part of the county where the rich folk live, and Jewel Anne and Harmon’s house flew off to Oz. Of course, they were insured down to her Jimmy Choos (those are shoes, my wife tells me), so Jewel Anne has been as happy as a pig in slop going on shopping trips to Tulsa, Oklahoma City, even Dallas.
And, meanwhile, they’re staying at my house until she gets the damn chateau decorated. I’ve seen my sister’s decorating skills and that could take a year or two (she tends to change her mind a lot). But even her decorating skills are better than her culinary ones. And for some reason she decided the only way to pay us back for our hospitality was to do all the cooking. And I mean all the cooking. So to say I wasn’t happy when I pulled into the parking lot of the sheriff’s department on Monday morning is, well, putting it mildly. She cooked breakfast. I didn’t eat it. I was hungry and I was pissed.
Emmett Hopkins, my head deputy and second in command, met me as I walked in the side door. I didn’t even get a chance to
get to my office, which was only a few steps away from the door.
‘What?’ I demanded.
He grinned. ‘What’d she fix you for breakfast?’
‘Pumpkin pancakes with cranberry syrup.’
His grin got wider. ‘Packaged or homemade?’
‘Oh, no. Jewel Anne would never use a package. Then her food might be edible. No, no, she made this shit from scratch,’ I said.
Unsuccessfully trying to suppress his grin, Emmett patted me on the shoulder and said, ‘I’m really sorry.’
‘Keep this up and I’ll invite you over for dinner. Officially,’ I said, frowning.
He handed me a piece of paper rather than responding.
‘What’s this?’ I asked.
‘You can still read, can’t you? Or did the pumpkin pancakes blind you?’
‘Actually it was the cranberry syrup.’ My frown deepened as I looked at him. ‘People usually put sugar in cranberries, don’t they?’ I asked.
He snorted in reply as I unfolded the paper. It was short and to the point. The writing said I’m going to start by killing your entire family.
I looked up at Emmett. ‘Who’s this addressed to?’ I asked.
He shrugged. ‘Didn’t say. Holly found it taped to the front door when she went to unlock it a while ago. Brought it to me as you were still home enjoying breakfast.’
‘Shut up,’ I said, and bent back to the paper. It wasn’t handwritten. It was typed, probably on a computer and printed on a printer. Sure wasn’t a typewriter. Which was too bad. Used to be you could maybe find the typewriter somebody used by the smudges and hiccups and such. But printers are printers and they don’t much vary. At least not in my experience. ‘Did you check it for prints?’ I asked.
Emmett gave me a raised eyebrow. ‘How long have I been doing this, Milt? Of course I checked it for prints. There’s just Holly’s.’
I walked with the paper in my hand into the reception area. The way the department is set up, you come in the double glass doors in the front into the reception area and up to the front counter where Holly Humphries (now Pettigrew), our civilian clerk, sits. Behind her is the bullpen where the deputies hang out when they’re not out catching speeders and other ne’er-do-wells. As you come in, off to the right is the hall that leads to Emmett’s office, then my office, then the door to where department personnel park. Across from both Emmett’s office and my office is a great big room where we keep evidence and the Xerox machine, office supplies and other stuff. To the left of the bullpen is the break room, the interrogation room and a door that leads to our two jail cells. I walked straight to the double doors that led to the public parking lot.
‘Where was the note?’ I asked.
Holly came up behind me. ‘Right there,’ she said, pointing to the center of one of the doors, about a foot above her head.
Turning to Emmett, I said, ‘Don’t get your panties in a twist, but did you—’
‘Dust for prints? Yes,’ he said.
‘And?’
He shook his head.
I opened the door and used the door stopper on the bottom to keep it open. ‘Show me again,’ I said to Holly.
She pointed. Looking close, I could see a small smudge that might have come from Scotch tape. ‘It was taped up there?’
‘Yes, sir,’ she said.
‘Like Scotch tape, masking tape …’
She shrugged. ‘Like Scotch tape,’ she said.
I looked at the point where the little bit of adhesive residue still clung. It was about forehead height on me. ‘Come here, Emmett,’ I said, and he did. ‘Stand there.’ He did. The residue hit him at about chin level. ‘If you were gonna tape a note so somebody would see it right away,’ I asked Emmett, ‘at what height would you tape it?’
He looked at me and frowned. Then he grinned. ‘Eye level,’ he said.
‘Exactly,’ I said. Turning to Holly, I asked, ‘You got a measuring tape?’
She ran back to her desk and came back with one. ‘How tall are you, Emmett?’ I asked.
‘Six foot one inch,’ he said.
‘Yeah, and I’m five foot ten,’ I said. ‘Which would make our note-writer …’
‘About five eleven and a half,’ Emmett said when we got through measuring.
We grinned at each other, then I sobered. ‘How many five-eleven-and-a-half-foot people you think there are in Prophesy County?’ I asked.
‘We talking just men?’ Emmett asked.
‘I don’t know why we would. My own wife’s five eleven. Not that she wrote the note …’
‘Of course not!’ Holly said.
Emmett said, ‘No way.’
‘But that leaves us with men and women and anybody on the high-school basketball teams. Boys or girls,’ I said.
‘But who was the note to?’ Holly asked.
And I thought, yeah, now that’s the $64,000 question all right. Who’s family’s fixing to die?
We had to put the note on the backburner as we had a wreck in the northern part of the county and a fist fight at Buddy’s pool hall. Well, not so much fists as pool cues, but nobody was dead, which was a good thing. Dalton, another deputy, took the pool hall as he’s big enough to have a sobering effect on miscreants, while our newest deputy, Anna Alvarez, took the wreck.
We had an opening when my newest up till then deputy, Nita Skitteridge, had a second baby and decided to try out being a stay-at-home mom. Nita is one of my other deputies, Anthony Dobbins’ cousin, so my second African-American hire, and I hated to lose her but, and don’t tell anybody I said this, hiring Anna with her surname got me in good on statistics. That’s just a fact, plain and simple.
Anna Alvarez is a seriously pretty young lady, but that had much less to do with the hire than some people might think. She had a real impressive résumé. She was a former sergeant with the Laredo, Texas PD, and had seen plenty of action down there on the border. She said she’d had enough of that kind of drama and wanted something a little more peaceful. Mostly I thought she was right in choosing Prophesy County.
I was a little taken aback, however, when I got a call asking for back-up at the wreck on the north end of Highway Five. The caller was a passer-by who said my deputy was throwing up on the side of the road. I thought for a minute that somebody who’d seen so much action on the Mexican border wouldn’t be that prone to puking, but then found out the lone passenger in the Volkswagen-eighteen wheeler confab had been decapitated. I sent Anthony out to back her up.
Dalton came in a few minutes later with the yahoos from Buddy’s pool hall. They were both cuffed but Dalton had ’em both by the shirt collars, one on each side as he dragged them in. I came out to meet him.
‘Hey, fellas,’ I said.
‘I’m gonna kill him!’ said the one on the right, a ginger straining against Dalton’s pull on his collar, which got him to choking and coughing.
‘Not if I kill you first!’ the one on the left, a Choctaw, said, which got him to choking and coughing also.
‘Dalton, why don’t you take these boys into the interrogation room? See if you can’t fix it so they can’t get at each other.’
‘Sure, Sheriff,’ Dalton said, and dragged the two off.
We have a metal ring under the interrogation room table that we sometimes cuff rowdy guests to, but we only had the one. Dalton’s not the brightest crayon in our box but I figured he’d find some way to detain the other.
I was right. When I walked into the interrogation room, one of ’em was cuffed to the metal ring but the other Dalton had cuffed to the handle of the door on the inside. Dalton himself was resting a hip on the table where he could keep an eye on both of ’em.
I got in there, started talking to ’em and found out what all the yelling was about. Not so unusual: it was a girl. Excuse me, woman. Seemed her name was Honey and she was the ginger’s sister. And the ginger didn’t much care for Honey to be dating a Choctaw – prejudices come in all shapes, colors and sizes. So the two met at Buddy’
s by accident, said a few words and pool cues were brought into it. I wrote it up and stuck ’em both in the cells to let ’em cool off. But since the cells were right next to each other – and we only have the two – I was afraid they might try choking each other through the bars. I sent Dalton in to watch ’em, and told ’em if they behaved themselves I might let them out before dark.
The long and the short of it was they did, so I did.
The next morning, after I got in my office, I realized I’d left the notes I’d taken the day before with the ginger and the Choctaw in the interrogation room. I buzzed Holly on the intercom and asked her to get ’em for me.
It wasn’t but a few minutes later that I heard a bloodcurdling scream that brought me, Emmett and Dalton on the run. We stopped dead in our tracks when we saw into the interrogation room. Holly had stopped screaming but she was standing stock-still with her hands over her mouth, whimpering, her eyes glued to something above her head. Hanging from the overhead light was a dead baby. Not a real dead baby, but one of those nasty things they sell at Halloween – supposed to be a zombie baby, I think. Last year me and the wife took our son, Johnny Mac, to a Halloween store in Tulsa. He saw one of those and wanted to buy it but Jean said no, although I thought it was kinda cool. Seeing this one hanging there in my interrogation room, it no longer seemed that cool.
Dalton grabbed his wife and pulled her to him. ‘Who did this?’ he demanded, looking at me and Emmett. And I was just damn glad it wasn’t either of us who’d done it. Dalton Pettigrew may be a little slow and he hasn’t got a mean bone in his body – which can’t be said for all cops – but, by the look on his face, I could tell Dalton was making plans to ensure the asshole who hung that zombie baby would be regretting it real fast.
‘Holly, come on now. It’s just one of those stupid Halloween zombie babies. You see ’em all the time,’ I said. ‘Let’s get you out of here—’
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