Calling Mrs Christmas
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Also by Carole Matthews
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More to Life than This
For Better, For Worse
A Minor Indiscretion
A Compromising Position
The Sweetest Taboo
With or Without You
You Drive Me Crazy
Welcome to the Real World
The Chocolate Lovers’ Club
The Chocolate Lovers’ Diet
It’s a Kind of Magic
All You Need is Love
The Difference a Day Makes
That Loving Feeling
It’s Now or Never
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Wrapped up in You
Summer Daydreams
With Love at Christmas
A Cottage by the Sea
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Calling Mrs Christmas
Table of Contents
Also by Carole Matthews
COPYRIGHT
Dedication
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-One
Chapter Thirty-Two
Chapter Thirty-Three
Chapter Thirty-Four
Chapter Thirty-Five
Chapter Thirty-Six
Chapter Thirty-Seven
Chapter Thirty-Eight
Chapter Thirty-Nine
Chapter Forty
Chapter Forty-One
Chapter Forty-Two
Chapter Forty-Three
Chapter Forty-Four
Chapter Forty-Five
Chapter Forty-Six
Chapter Forty-Seven
Chapter Forty-Eight
Chapter Forty-Nine
Chapter Fifty
Chapter Fifty-One
Chapter Fifty-Two
Chapter Fifty-Three
Chapter Fifty-Four
Chapter Fifty-Five
Chapter Fifty-Six
Chapter Fifty-Seven
Chapter Fifty-Eight
Chapter Fifty-Nine
Chapter Sixty
Chapter Sixty-One
Chapter Sixty-Two
Chapter Sixty-Three
Chapter Sixty-Four
Chapter Sixty-Five
Chapter Sixty-Six
Chapter Sixty-Seven
Chapter Sixty-Eight
Chapter Sixty-Nine
Chapter Seventy
Chapter Seventy-One
Chapter Seventy-Two
Chapter Seventy-Three
Chapter Seventy-Four
Chapter Seventy-Five
Chapter Seventy-Six
Chapter Seventy-Seven
Chapter Seventy-Eight
Chapter Seventy-Nine
Chapter Eighty
Chapter Eighty-One
Chapter Eighty-Two
Chapter Eighty-Three
Chapter Eighty-Four
Chapter Eighty-Five
Chapter Eighty-Six
Chapter Eighty-Seven
Chapter Eighty-Eight
Acknowledgements
To all my lovely readers, particularly those who take the time to brighten my day on Facebook and Twitter. Your support, kindness and humorous comments are very greatly appreciated.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Since I started writing Christmassy novels, I’ve really grown to love this season to the point of obsession. I’m now one of those annoying people who begins organising Christmas in August. My favourite things are dressing the Christmas tree, wrapping presents and all the baking. I did wonder, if I wasn’t an author, whether I could have a career as a Christmas planner and that’s what gave me the first kernel of inspiration for Calling Mrs Christmas.
It was fabulous to research. Part of the book is set in Swedish Lapland and we spent a fantastic week there, trying different winter activities. What a place! I realised that dog sledding with a bunch of exuberant huskies is the most fun you can have while wearing an arctic thermal suit, two jumpers and six pairs of socks.
My partner, Lovely Kev, and I were also blessed with seeing the most stunning display of the Northern Lights. We spent four hours outside in minus thirty-six degrees just watching them in awe. What a sight! We only came in because Kev’s camera completely froze up and we were worried we might be next! Spending a night in the Icehotel was another truly memorable experience. I hope this book manages to convey some of the stunning scenery we saw; Swedish Lapland is a place of unbelievable beauty and mind-numbing cold.
Have fun planning your own Christmas! And if you need help with your tree-dressing or gift-wrapping, just think of Calling Mrs Christmas.
Love, Carole xx
Chapter One
Perfume ads on the telly. First it’s Charlize Theron, strutting and stripping her way through some mansion until she’s wearing nothing but J’Adore and an alluring smile. Next it’s Keira Knightley overacting ‘fun’ for Coco Mademoiselle. Finally, for Chanel No. 5, it’s the stylised Red Riding Hood advert that’s been doing the rounds for years with the best-looking wolf you’ve ever seen. It’s only when these luscious advertisements grace our screens that you know the giddy, helter-skelter rundown towards Christmas has finally begun in earnest.
All three advertisements have been screened in a row and it’s barely mid-morning. I missed most of the ads last year. At least, the daytime ones. I hear myself sigh. It’s a bad habit and I’ve been doing it a lot lately. This year, as I am an unemployed, redundant couch potato, I am running the entire gamut of Christmas commercialism. It’s the first week of October and already Stacey and Jason are extolling the virtues of Iceland’s pre-prepared party food.
There is much laughter, much over-indulgence in these adverts, much that is red and gold and glittering. Which is all very lovely. I’d usually buy right into it. Except there’ll not be much partying at our house this Christmas. Very little, if any, party food from Iceland – or elsewhere – will be bought. Our table will not be replete wi
th festive delights. Our Christmas tree will not be surrounded by half a ton of presents. It will be a big contrast to last year. I stop the next sigh that threatens to escape.
‘Budget’ is the watchword of the moment. Closely followed by ‘cutbacks’. Last Christmas we had a great time. As is expected, the table groaned with food, the booze flowed, we force-fed ourselves an excess of Quality Street. All the usual things. Wonderful. But last year I had a job. This year I don’t. And there’s the rub.
This Christmas, any tightening of the belt will be entirely down to our dwindling finances and not, for once, caused by the calorie overload of the festivities. I have now been out of work for a grand total of eight months, four days and, checks watch, three hours. It’s fair to say that no one seems to be missing the great contribution that Ms Cassie Smith, age thirty-five, of Hemel Hempstead in the fair county of Hertfordshire has made to the cut-throat world of commerce.
I switch off the television and stare at the walls of the flat. This place has become my prison and my refuge all at once. I hate being trapped in here all day with nowhere to go. Yet now when I get the chance to go out, spread my wings, I’m frightened. My heart pounds, my mouth goes dry and my palms sweat at the thought of stepping out of my comfort zone. Do you think that’s how budgies feel? Do they desperately want to fly free, but as soon as that cage door is open, they freeze? If it is, then I feel so sorry for them. I used to be sure of my place in life, but my self-confidence has dwindled just as fast as our meagre savings.
My job, I have to admit, wasn’t fantastic. I grumbled about it a lot. To anyone who would listen, really. But, my goodness, how I miss it. I would give anything to be complaining about hauling myself out of bed on a frosty morning, scraping the car windscreen, blowing on my fingers to keep warm, muttering about the crap office coffee. Instead, when Jim gets up for work, I simply turn over and go back to sleep. No need to get up. No need to rush. No need to do anything. No need to be here at all.
I worked as a secretary and general dogsbody for a small engineering company specialising in component design and fabrication. The price I paid for daydreaming in school. But I was good at my job, efficient. People liked me. I was a dedicated and diligent dogsbody. I could turn my hand to anything and frequently did. Sometimes it felt as if I was running the flipping place. Jim and I went to my boss’s house for dinner. Three times. He opened champagne. I always went that extra mile, my boss said. He said I was indispensable. In fact he said it the very morning before he called me into his office and told me that, from the end of the week, I would be surplus to requirements. Not enough people, it seemed, needed components designed or fabricated.
I push my misery aside and phone Jim. Just the sound of his voice can pull me out of a downward spiral. His mobile rings and rings. My other half, for his sins, is a prison officer based in the Young Offenders’ Unit at Bovingdale Prison. He can’t have his phone with him when he’s on duty, but I’m hoping that I might catch him on a break when he tries to go out to his locker if he can, snatching a few minutes to listen to his messages and look at his texts. He never used to go out to his locker during his shift when I was at work because I never had time to phone him during the day. We did all our catching up on the evenings when Jim’s shifts allowed us to fall exhausted onto the sofa together. Now I spend my entire life on the sofa – primarily alone – and Jim is conscious that he’s my lifeline to the world, so he checks his phone as often as he can.
As I think it’s about to go to voicemail, Jim picks up. ‘Hi, love,’ he says, sounding harassed. ‘A bit busy right now. Just got a call on the radio. Can I ring you back later?’
‘Yeah.’
‘Was it anything important?’
‘No. I’m just bored.’
‘OK. Catch you when I’ve got a spare mo. Love you.’ He hangs up.
‘Love you,’ I say to the handset.
And that’s the trouble when you’re not busy. Everyone else is. I switch the television back on. The John Lewis advert. Something sentimental to have you reaching for the tissues as usual. The Argos ad. Then Boots who seem to be trying to guilt mothers into excess present buying. No wonder vulnerable heartstrings are stretched to breaking point. Soon everyone but me will be wrapped up in Christmas. A time when all sensible spending goes out of the window and everyone racks up the debt on their credit cards to pay another day. Well, we can’t do that this year.
To be honest, I didn’t particularly worry when I was made redundant although, equally, I wasn’t exactly overjoyed, as in my view I’d done my best for the company and I believed they were happy with me. But then I thought I’d get a job really easily. I’d waltz straight into another company who’d love me and appreciate me more. Who doesn’t need secretaries? What sort of company doesn’t have a dogsbody on which to dump all their most depressing and unwanted tasks? Who doesn’t want someone to mollycoddle and care for all the staff and their various crises? An office angel. I assumed that the local paper would be filled with opportunities for someone with my skills and experience. It seems that I was wrong.
Chapter Two
I stare at the clock. Nearly ten minutes have passed since I last looked at it. Jim still hasn’t called me back. In fairness, he has a very busy job. Unlike me, he works in a growth industry. No shortage of customers in Jim’s company. No chance of anyone saying that there isn’t enough demand for his skill set. The Young Offenders’ Unit at Bovingdale is already overflowing and there’s a steady stream of thieving, drug-dealing, car-nicking, housebreaking kids that they can’t even begin to accommodate.
But no matter how much I hate being unemployed, I couldn’t for all the money in the world, for all the tea in China, do a job like that. My Jim is a saint among men.
We’ve been together for five years now, meeting in a less than salubrious bar in Watford just after my thirtieth birthday and just after I’d decided that true love would never find me. There he was, standing with a pint of Magners in his hand, and for me – for both of us – it was love at first sight.
Sometimes, you just can’t put your finger on what causes that strength of attraction, but you know that it’s there. It’s not that Jim Maddison’s an oil painting. I wasn’t bowled over because he’s a dead ringer for Matthew McConaughey. He doesn’t have that kind of movie-star looks. His hair is cropped close, which makes him look a lot scarier than he actually is. From his time in the army, he’s got tattoos on his toned biceps. A heart and a rose entwined on one side. A skull with flowers growing through it on the other. Between his shoulder blades there’s a colourful phoenix and I love to trace the outline of them on his skin when we’re lying in bed. He’s stocky, not that tall, has a face that’s too pale as he spends his working days locked indoors and we haven’t had a holiday in the sun in years. But my Jim has the kindest eyes you’ll ever see. They’re soft, grey and always have a twinkle in them. He smiles much, much more than he frowns. When it comes down to it, Jim’s just an uncommonly nice guy and it radiates from every pore he possesses. Everyone adores him. Me included. Jim is the epitome of the word ‘solid’ and, since the day I met him, I know what it is to be loved, to be cared for.