AN AVON RED NOVELLA
Flynn O’Grady had gone too far this time. It was bad enough that Sydney Daily’s resident male blogger continued to push his low opinions about women into the community (he seemed to have an ongoing problem with shoes and shopping), but this time he’d mentioned her business by name.
How dare he suggest she was a charlatan, promising the world and delivering nothing! The women who came to Alice’s Wonderland were discerning, educated, and thoroughly in charge of their sexuality. They loved to play and knew the value in paying for quality. They knew the difference between her beautiful artisan-made, hand-carved, silver-handled spanking paddle (of which she’d moved over 500 units this past financial year, she might add) and a $79.95 mass-produced Taiwanese purple plastic dildo from hihosilver.com.
Still, while Alice didn’t agree with the raunch culture that prevailed at hihosilver, she’d defend (with one of their cheap dildos raised high) the right of any woman to take on a Tickler, Rabbit, or Climax Gem in the privacy of her own home. Where was it written that men had cornered the market for liking sex? O’Grady had clearly been under a rock for at least three decades.
Alice reached for the old-fashioned cream-and-gold telephone on her glass-topped desk and dialed. She knew what she needed to do to make a man like Flynn O’Grady understand where she was coming from. As the phone rang, she re-read the blog entry for the third time. Anger rose within her, but she pushed it down. She’d need her wits about her for this conversation.
“O’Grady.”
Alice took a deep breath before she began. “Mr. O’Grady, we haven’t met, but you seem to know all about me.”
A brief silence on the other end.
“I see,” came the answer. “Would you care to elaborate?” His voice was deep and husky around the edges. He should have been in radio, rather than in print.
“Alice Mitchell here. Purveyor of broken promises.”
Another pause.
“Ms. Mitchell, how … delightful.” His tone made it clear that it was anything but.
“I’m sure,” said Alice, raising one eyebrow slightly, allowing her smile to warm her words. “You’ve had quite a lot to say about my business today. I was wondering if we could meet. I think I deserve the right of reply.”
“I’m not sure what good that would do, Ms. Mitchell,” he replied, smoothly. “You’re more than welcome to respond via the comments section on my blog.”
She’d had the feeling he’d try that.
“I think this is more … personal than that,” Alice purred down the line. “I’d like to try to convince you of my … position.” She stifled a laugh, enjoying every second of this. She could easily imagine him squirming in his chair right now.
The silence that followed inched toward uncomfortable.
“Er, right. Well, I don’t have any time today, but I could see you on Wednesday,” he said.
It was Monday. Give him all day Tuesday to plan his defenses? Not likely.
“It would be great if you could make it today,” she said, a hint of steel entering her tone. “I’d hate to have to take this to your boss. I suspect there may be grounds for a defamation complaint, but I’m sure the two of us can work it out …” She left the idea dangling. The media was no place for job insecurity in the current climate, and she knew he was too smart not to know that. He needed to keep his boss happy.
“I could fit you in tonight, but it would need to be after 7.30,” he said, his voice carefully controlled.
‘ “Perfect,” she said, “I’ll come to your office.”
She put down the phone, allowing him no time to answer, then sat back in her chair. Now all she needed to do was select an item or two that would help her to convince Flynn he should change his mind.
Standing quickly, she prowled over to the open glass shelving that took up one wall of her domain. Although it might be of use in getting her point across, it was probably too soon for the geisha gag. She didn’t know him well enough to bring out the tooled leather slave-style handcuffs. Wait a minute! She almost spanked herself with the paddle that Flynn O’Grady had derided for overlooking the obvious.
Moving to a small glass cabinet in the corner, she opened the top drawer and inspected the silken blindfolds. She picked up a scarlet one and held it, delicate and cool to the touch, in her hand.
Perfect.
An Excerpt from
ONE FINE FIREMAN
A BACHELOR FIREMEN NOVELLA
by Jennifer Bernard
What happens when you mix together an absolutely gorgeous fireman, a beautiful but shy woman, her precocious kid, and a very mischievous little dog? Find out in Jennifer Bernard’s sizzling hot One Fine Fireman.
The door opened, and three firemen walked in. Maribel nearly dropped the Lazy Morning Specials in table six’s lap. Goodness, they were like hand grenades of testosterone rolling in the door, sucking all the air out of the room. They wore dark blue t-shirts tucked into their yellow firemen’s pants, thick suspenders holding up the trousers. They walked with rolling strides, probably because of their big boots. Individually they were handsome, but collectively they were devastating.
Maribel knew most of the San Gabriel firemen by name. The brown-haired one with eyes the color of a summer day was Ryan Blake. The big, bulky guy with the intimidating muscles was called Vader. She had no idea what his real name was, but apparently the nickname came from the way he loved to make spooky voices with his breathing apparatus. The third one trailed behind the others, and she couldn’t make out his identity. Then Ryan took a step forward, revealing the man behind him. She sucked in a breath.
Kirk was back. For months she’d been wondering where he was and been too shy to ask. She’d worried that he’d transferred to another town, or decided to chuck it all and sail around the world. She’d been half afraid she’d never see him again. But here he was, in the flesh, just as mouthwatering as ever. Her face heated as she darted glance after glance at him, like a starving person just presented with prime rib. It was wrong, so wrong; she was engaged. But she couldn’t help it. She had to see if everything about him was as she remembered.
His silvery gray-green eyes, the exact color of the sagebrush that grew in the hills around San Gabriel, hadn’t changed, though he looked more tired than she remembered. His blond hair, which he’d cut drastically since she’d last seen him, picked up glints of sunshine through the plate glass window. His face looked thinner, maybe older, a little pale. But his mouth still had that secret humorous quirk. The rest of his face usually held a serious expression, but his mouth told a different story. It was as if he hid behind a quiet mask, but his mouth had chosen to rebel. Not especially tall, he had a powerful, quiet presence and a spectacular physique under his firefighter gear. She noticed that, unlike the others, he wore a long-sleeved shirt.
His fellow firefighters called him Thor. She could certainly see why. He looked like her idea of a Viking god, though she would imagine the God of Thunder would be more of a loudmouth. Kirk was not a big talker. He didn’t say much, but when he spoke, people seemed to listen.
She certainly did, even though all he’d said to her was, “Black, no sugar,” and “How much are those little Christmas ornaments?” referring to the beaded angels she made for sale during the holidays. It was embarrassing how much she relived those little moments afterward.
Tossing friendly smiles to the other customers, the three men strolled to the counter where she took the orders. They gathered around the menu board, though why they bothered, she didn’t know. They always ordered the same thing. Firemen seemed to be creatures of habit. Or at least her firemen were.
An Excerpt from
THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT LADY MARY
A SUMMERSBY TALE
by Sophie Barnes
When Mary Croyden inherits a title and a large sum of money, she must rely on the help of one man—Ryan Summersby. But Mary’s hobbies are not exactly proper, and Ryan is starting to realize that this simp
le miss is not at all what he expected … in the second Summersby Tale from Sophie Barnes.
Mary stepped back. Had she really forgotten to introduce herself? Was it possible that Ryan Summersby didn’t know who she really was? She suddenly dreaded having to tell him. She’d enjoyed spending time with him, had even considered the possibility of seeing him again, but once he knew her true identity, he’d probably treat her no differently than all the other gentlemen had done—like a grand pile of treasure with which to pay off his debts and house his mistresses.
Squaring her shoulders and straightening her spine, she mustered all her courage and turned a serious gaze upon him. “My name is Mary Croyden, and I am the Marchioness of Steepleton.”
Ryan’s response was instantaneous. His mouth dropped open while his eyes widened in complete and utter disbelief. He stared at the slender woman who stood before him, doing her best to play the part of a peeress. Was it really possible that she was the very marchioness he’d been looking for when he’d stepped outside for some fresh air only half an hour earlier? The very same one that Percy had asked him to protect? She seemed much too young for such a title, too unpolished. It wasn’t that he found her unattractive in any way, though he had thought her plain at first glance.
“What?” she asked, as she crossed her arms and cocked an eyebrow. “Not what you expected the infamous Marchioness of Steepleton to look like?”
“Not exactly, no,” he admitted. “You are just not—”
“Not what? Not pretty enough? Not sophisticated enough? Or is it perhaps that the way in which I speak fails to equate with your ill-conceived notion of what a marchioness ought to sound like?” He had no chance to reply before she said, “Well, you do not exactly strike me as a stereotypical medical student either.”
“And just what exactly would you know about that?” he asked, a little put out by her sudden verbal attack.
“Enough,” she remarked in a rather clipped tone. “My father was a skilled physician. I know the sort of man it takes to fill such a position, and you, my lord, do not fit the bill.”
For the first time in his life, Ryan Summersby found himself at a complete loss for words. Not only could he not comprehend that this slip of a woman before him, appearing to be barely out of the schoolroom, was a peeress in her own right—not to mention a woman of extreme wealth. But that she was actually standing there, fearlessly scolding him … he knew that a sane person would be quite offended, and yet he couldn’t help but be enthralled.
In addition, he’d also managed to glimpse a side of her that he very much doubted many people had ever seen. “You do not think too highly of yourself, do you?” He suddenly asked.
That brought her up short. “I have no idea what you could possibly mean by that,” she told him defensively.
“Well, you assume that I do not believe you to be who you say you are. You think the reasoning behind my not believing you might have something to do with the way you look. Finally, you feel the need to assert yourself by finding fault with me—for which I must commend you, since I do not have very many faults at all.”
“You arrogant …” The marchioness wisely clamped her mouth shut before uttering something that she would be bound to regret. Instead, she turned away and walked toward the French doors that led toward the ballroom. “Thank you for the dance, Mr. Summersby. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening,” she called over her shoulder in an obvious attempt at sounding dignified.
“May I call on you sometime?” he asked, ignoring her abrupt dismissal of him as he thought of the task that Percy had given him. It really wouldn’t do for him to muck things up so early in the game. And besides, he wasn’t sure he’d ever met a woman who interested him more than Lady Steepleton did at that very moment. He had to admit that the woman had character.
She paused in the middle of her exit, turned slightly, and looked him dead in the eye. “You most certainly may not, Mr. Summersby.” And before Ryan had a chance to dispute the matter, she had vanished back inside, the white cotton of her gown twirling about her feet.
An Excerpt from
THE SECRET LIFE OF LADY LUCINDA
A SUMMERSBY TALE
by Sophie Barnes
Lucy Blackwell throws caution to the wind when she tricks Lord William Summersby into a marriage of convenience. But she never counted on falling in love …
“Do you love her?” Miss Blackwell suddenly asked, her head tilted upward at a slight angle.
Lord, even her voice was delightful to listen to. And those imploring eyes of hers … No, he’d be damned if he’d allow her to ensnare him with her womanly charms. She’d practically made fools of both his sister and his father—she’d get no sympathy from him. Not now, not ever. “You and I are hardly well enough acquainted with one another for you to take such liberties in your questions, Miss Blackwell. My relationship to Lady Annabelle is of a personal nature, and certainly not one that I am about to discuss with you.”
Miss Blackwell blinked. “Then you do not love her,” she said simply.
“I hold her in the highest regard,” he said.
Miss Blackwell stared back at him with an increased measure of doubt in her eyes. “More reason for me to believe that you do not love her.”
“Miss Blackwell, if I did not know any better, I should say that you are either mad or deaf—perhaps even both. At no point have I told you that I do not love her, yet you are quite insistent upon the matter.”
“That is because, my lord, it is in everything you are saying and everything that you are not. If you truly loved her, you would not have had a moment’s hesitation in professing it. It is therefore my belief that you do not love her but are marrying her simply out of obligation.”
Why the blazes he was having this harebrained conversation with a woman he barely even knew, much less liked, was beyond him. But the beginnings of a smile that now played upon her lips did nothing short of make him catch his breath. With a sigh of resignation, he slowly nodded his head. “Well done, Miss Blackwell. You have indeed found me out.”
Her smile broadened. “Then it really doesn’t matter whom you marry, as long as you marry. Is that not so?”
He frowned, immediately on guard at her sudden enthusiasm. “Not exactly, no. The woman I marry must be one of breeding, of a gentle nature and graceful bearing. Lady Annabelle fits all of those criteria rather nicely, and, in time, I am more than confident that we shall become quite fond of one another.”
The impossible woman had the audacity to roll her eyes. “All I really wanted to know was whether or not anyone’s heart might be jeopardized if you were persuaded to marry somebody else. That is all.”
“Miss Blackwell, I can assure you that I have no intention of marrying anyone other than Lady Annabelle. She and I have a mutual agreement. We are both honorable people. Neither one of us would ever consider going back on his word.”
“I didn’t think as much,” she mused, and before William had any time to consider what she might be about to do, she’d thrown her arms around his neck, pulled him toward her, and placed her lips against his.
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Excerpt from Lord of Wicked Intentions copyright © 2013 by Jan Nowasky.
Excerpt from Nights of Steel copyright © 2012 by Nico Rosso.
Excerpt from Alice’s Wonderland copyright © 2012 by Allison Dobell.
Excerpt from One Fine Fireman copyright © 2012 by Jennifer Bernard.
Excerpt from There’s Something About Lady Mary copyright © 2012 by Sophie Barnes.
Excerpt from The Secret Life of Lady Lucinda copyright © 2012 by Sophie Barnes.
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