by Sean Hayden
Now you're probably wondering what the hell the author is rambling on about now. Well I'll tell you. I've seen some boring-ass "about the author" pages, lately. Same old, same old. It never changes. Even between books. So, in an effort to keep it real, I'ma change it up between every book. Now you HAVE to read each and every one. Don't thank me. I just felt guilty. I mean you did PAY for this book, right? Right? Wait a minute… Did you pirate my shit? Whatever. I just hope you enjoyed it.
Now, I've been asked a LOT lately, why it took me FOUR YEARS to write the next novel in the Demonkin Series. Well, I'll let you know. You are my superfans, after all. The truth is I was abducted by literature loving aliens… True story. They took me to their planet and made me publish thirteen novels before they would let me go. It was HORRIBLE. Especially the pokey-probey part. Shudder. So anyway, I finished all 13 novels in the Denobian Galaxy and then they dumped me in the middle of Milwaukee. Fucking Milwaukee. I had to hitchhike all the way home to Florida. It sucked.
So where are these mysterious 13 missing novels? I'd love to publish them, but unfortunately, Denobian Copyright Laws are a sumbitch. I can publish them in the US, but not for another 13.7 billion years. Sigh.
So anyway. Enough about me. I hope you enjoyed this novel. If you didn't please don't tell anyone… Just kidding. Even if you think it sucked, PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW!
Anyway. Enjoy your weekend. Drink lots. Party hard and all that. Hasta la pasta. See you in the next book…
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