And his eyes seemed at once drowsy and keenly alert.
“Thank you, Judy,” their host said, in a British-tinged voice-was the tone kind, or patronizing? — and rose, extending a soft hand across the table. “John Houseman, Mr. Gibson. Please call me Jack.”
“And I’m Walter,” the writer said, Houseman’s soft hand providing a firm handshake.
The stocky study in contrasts sat and gestured to the chair opposite for Gibson. In the background, Welles’s voice droned on and on about a hundred details, while Miss Holliday was frozen in the doorway, like Lot’s wife.
“Is that all, Mr. Houseman?” she quavered.
“It is not.” Houseman lifted his arm, slid back a sleeve, and gave a royal look to his wristwatch. “My sense is that our resident genius is winding down, and we’re expecting both Mr. Stewart and Mr. Koch within the next ten minutes. Would you be so kind, Miss Holliday, as to go next door to Longchamps and order Mr. Welles’s usual repast, and…is standard eggs and bacon and potatoes suitable, Mr. Gibson?”
“Sure.”
Houseman twitched a polite smile the writer’s way, and to Miss Holliday intoned, “Three standard breakfasts plus my usual lox, onion and scrambled eggs. Only a single baked potato for Mr. Welles-he informs us that he’s dieting.”
Miss Holliday was moving from shoe to shoe. Her hands were fig-leafed before her and she seemed clearly distraught. “But Mr. Houseman…I told you before-Longchamps won’t give us credit anymore. I had to pay cash myself for his ice cream tonight.”
“For which you will be reimbursed.”
Her eyes widened. “Mr. Houseman-Mr. Welles owes them over two hundred dollars.”
“Shit!” The word exploded from Houseman, as if trying to escape from the prissy prison of the man. “You tell those fucking people that I will personally vouch for Mr. Welles.”
Tears were flowing down the girl’s apple cheeks. “But Mr. Houseman…”
“God-damn-it!” Houseman stood, fished a billfold from inside his jacket, and handed Gibson a twenty-dollar bill, which the stunned writer passed to the girl, who padded over for it.
Arm outstretched like the pope blessing the masses, Houseman said, “Pay the bastards in cash, and don’t mention Mr. Welles by name!”
“But Mr. Houseman,” she sobbed, “they’ll know it’s for him….”
“Order the steaks separately, my dear-as if for two people-and if they ask if the two meals are for Mr. Welles, lie through your delightful pretty teeth.”
“Oh, Mr. Houseman…”
“Do it.”
She swallowed, nodded, and disappeared, her footsteps on the metal stairs ringing like gunshots punctuating Welles’s ongoing harangue.
Gibson nodded toward where she’d stood. “Does she always cry like that?”
“Only when I swear.”
“Ah.”
“I do it for her own good-swear at her, that is.”
“Is that so?”
Houseman nodded sagely. “She’s a nice girl, from a respectable family, but…sad to say…she wants to be in show business. So I’m breaking her in, so to speak. If she wants to make it in this trade, she’ll need to acclimate herself to coarseness.”
Gibson was shaking his head. “A kid that nervous? You really think she could make it in show biz?”
“Don’t underestimate Judy, Walter. She’s smarter than either of us…and her sense of finance is admirable.” Houseman shifted in his chair. “That is, frankly, why I asked to see you, prior to our little Mercury on the Air staff meeting. Which I understand you’ve agreed to attend?”
“I have. I figure I’m on Orson’s dime, no matter how you look at it.”
An eyebrow arched. “Actually-you’re on the Mercury Theatre’s dime…which is how I look at it.”
“Not sure I understand, Jack.”
The permanent sneer twitched, and Houseman folded his hands on the table again. His head tilted to one side, and his eyes were hooded as he said, “My young partner has no sense of money. He throws it to the wind. You’ve seen the production he’s mounting, currently?”
“I have. It’s…”
“Impressive. And a bewildering exercise in pretention, as well…but he is the artistic director, not I. This theater, this old warhorse, needed renovation-one of the first things, first expenses, we undertook was to put in a new stage.”
“Ah. And Mr. Welles ripped much of that stage out, for this production, for that fancy tower he rigged.”
The drowsy eyes flared; the sneer took on a tinge of pleasure. “You are bright man, Mr. Gibson, and perceptive.”
“And you have called me here to request that I not abuse my expense account.”
Houseman nodded once; he exuded the wisdom of Buddha. Also the stature.
“Jack, it’s not in my nature to take advantage. Mr. Welles made the St. Regis reservation…”
Another nod. “For his own convenience, since he’s living there, more or less.”
“More or less?”
“He’s a married man, you know-with a baby girl, as well as a wife. They live on Sneden’s Landing, well out of the city. But Orson, while he’s working, has decided to stay mostly in town.”
“And he’s always working.”
“You already have a grasp of the situation, Walter.”
Gibson shrugged. “Don’t worry yourself, Jack-I am not by nature extravagant. I need to take cabs, because I don’t have my car here in the city; and I have to eat. But I won’t be running up any elaborate bills to stiff the Mercury.”
Houseman’s tiny smile seemed somehow huge. “You are a gentleman. And I understand Orson owes you much.”
“All I did was recommend him to the producers of the Shadow show, once upon a time.”
“Yes, but that was the Welles watershed-without his success as the Shadow, we’d have no radio program. I know he is very grateful to you.”
Gibson did not point out that Welles had waited until just a few days ago to thank him. For some reason, he glanced at the hunting knife, displayed on the wall, just to his left.
“You’ve noticed our little memento from Julius Caesar, I see,” Houseman said with a smile as sly as it was slight. “That’s our eternal reminder to our enthusiastic leader that even a genius must contain his enthusiasm.”
“How’s that?” Gibson asked.
“Well, all of the other conspirators in our production were satisfied with heavy rubber daggers, with aluminum-painted blades. Not good enough for Brutus, that is, Orson, who felt the final confrontation with the tyrant required the reality of a gleaming blade.”
Houseman gestured casually to the mounted hunting knife.
“For more than one hundred performances, Brutus held that sharp point against our Caesar’s chest; then as, actor Joe Holland clung to Orson, in beautifully performed death agonies, Brutus would make the final thrust, with a turn of his body.”
The producer tented his fingertips and continued.
“One spring night-without either Orson or Mr. Holland being aware of it-the blade went through the cloth and slipped…quite painlessly…into Joe Holland’s chest, and through an artery in the region of his heart. No one realized anything had gone awry, until Orson himself slipped in the blood…. In the blackout following Antony exclaiming, ‘Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war,’ we were able to cart Joe’s inert form from the stage. As the show continued, he was taken by taxi to the nearest hospital.”
“My God, but he survived?”
“After several days…and several transfusions. Orson initially experienced a brief spasm of guilt, but soon managed to convince himself it was Joe’s fault, for turning incorrectly and impaling himself.”
“You’re lucky you weren’t sued.”
“We paid Joe Holland’s bills. Our Caesar even wound up apologizing to Brutus…but I never saw it that way. So I mounted that dagger in an attempt to provide our gifted boy with a conscience of sorts.”
“How’s that working out?
”
Houseman twitched a wry smile. “Not terribly well, so far. As you can see, his response was merely to sign the weapon….”
Footsteps on the iron stairs announced a new arrival-and it couldn’t be Welles, because his alternate scolding and praise continued from below-and then Paul Stewart, looking mournful and tired, his sunken cheeks blue with beard, stepped inside. An acetate recording in a brown-paper sleeve was tucked under his arm. His gray suit looked rumpled, his blue tie already loose at his collar.
“Mr. Gibson,” Stewart said with a nod, as the writer rose briefly, returning the nod. Stewart handed the shellac disc across to Houseman. “Here it is, Jack. Any chance Orson will finish that harangue by Sunday?”
Placing the disc neatly next to the record player on the table, Houseman said, “I believe he’ll release his prisoners, any moment now.”
Stewart deposited himself on the daybed, nearer Houseman than Gibson. “Breakfast on the way?”
With a nod that took about three seconds, Houseman replied, “Breakfast is indeed on the way. The mission is Miss Holliday’s.”
“We oughta put that kid on the Mercury program,” Stewart said. “I think she’s a natural comedienne.”
“Despite her constant tears,” Houseman said, “I tend to agree…ah. Here’s Howard.”
Koch had clanged up the stairs and was in the cubbyhole’s doorway. He, too, looked haggard and unshaven, his tan suit and yellow tie like clothes he’d removed from a hamper, after wadding.
The two writers exchanged warm greetings, and Koch dropped himself on the daybed next to Stewart. He eyed the transcription disc grimly.
“So,” Koch said to Stewart. “You’ve brought the evidence.”
Stewart smirked humorlessly. “Some is found at the scene of every crime.”
Welles’s voice had ceased. The sound of movement below indicated the cast had finally been dismissed. Everyone in the electrician’s booth office lighted up a cigarette and a swirl of blue smoke was waiting when Welles’s heavy trod could finally be heard coming up those iron stairs.
Gibson didn’t know what to expect-an exhausted tyrant, most likely.
And yet the figure framed in the doorway appeared energetic and strangely cherubic. His big body, both tall and bordering on heavyset, his arms limp at his sides, his head rather large for even this formidable frame, with a small mouth in the round face no less a baby’s for the cheeks needing a shave.
Most amazing were the vaguely Asian eyes which seemed to light with delight upon the sight of Gibson.
“My dear Walter,” he said, moving quickly to the writer, who got quickly to his feet. Welles’s expression might have been that of a man reunited with his oldest friend after a painful separation. “How kind of you to sit in with us on this postmortem.”
“Glad to help,” was all Gibson could think to say. The charm, the charisma of this twenty-three-year-old seemed to consume Gibson’s very air, his ability to think clearly.
Welles strode to the vacant chair next to Gibson, opposite the seated Houseman-whose expression seemed to define boredom-and said to everyone but Gibson, “Our poor friend has already put up with far too many indignities from me.”
Seeking out one face at a time, Welles continued his tale.
“I bring Walter in yesterday, out of his own busy schedule, and then have the wretched rudeness not even to show up at our rehearsal, much less seek him out at our mutual hotel!”
He deposited his weight on the chair next to Gibson, motioning for the writer to sit. Now Welles’s gaze was back on Gibson, and his tone was intimate as he said, “I’m afraid it was unavoidable. My current stage production is a train wreck, and my first responsibility was to be the engineer who got it back up on the tracks.”
Gibson swallowed, nodded.
Welles turned toward Houseman. “Now, Housey…please tell me that breakfast has been ordered.”
Houseman nodded once, a quicker one than before. “But Miss Holliday informs me that you have run up a personal tab at Longchamps in the sum of two hundred dollars.”
Welles waved that off. “I assume, after she stopped crying, that you gave her some money and sent her off like a good little girl.”
Again Houseman nodded. He was leaning back now, the hands folded over his belly.
Welles sighed grandly. “I suppose we must listen to this thing…. Does anyone have anything to say, first? How did it go in the studio?”
Stewart shrugged. “It’s not our finest hour, but I think it’s shaped up-thanks to Howard, here.”
Koch said, “Maybe we should have done ‘Lorna Doone,’ after all.”
Welles shook his head. “No, this will work. I know it will. The potential here is for our most important broadcast.”
This opinion seemed to amaze Stewart, whose eyes were unblinking marbles under the dark slashes of eyebrow. “Really?…Well, I was just hoping to get through the thing without any of our reputations suffering…. Now, of course, Orson, I won’t be refining the sound effects until Saturday. Ora has specifically requested that I tell you she will do her best to bring Mars to Earth, effectively…not to judge her by these preliminary, perfunctory efforts.”
“Dear Ora,” Welles said wistfully, looking ceilingward, as if contemplating his first love, “she is a wonder. The best sound man we could ever hope for, despite a lack of cock and balls.”
Gibson wondered if he’d actually heard that….
From the doorway, Judy Holliday said, “Oh Mr. Welles, that’s terrible,” and burst into tears.
Welles went to her, put an arm around her shoulder, and said, “There, there…you mustn’t let such boy talk upset you so. I had no idea a gentle flower had planted itself in this doorway.”
“Can I…can I have the food sent up?”
“I’ll fire your little ass if you don’t!”
She disappeared, her feet travelling down the iron steps sounding like a barrage of bullets, punctuating Welles’s roar of hearty laughter.
The other men were smiling and chuckling, except for Gibson, an Alice still trying to get used to Wonderland.
Within minutes, a skinny, put-upon waiter in a white shirt and dark pants brought up a picnic basket, and left without waiting for a tip that he seemed to already know wasn’t going to come. Houseman played host and opened the basket on his card-table desk, lifting the metal hats covering each plate, passing out the food to its intended recipient. Miss Holliday reappeared with a coffeepot and cups, and distributed those as well. Welles disappeared with his two plates-two large steaks, one in the company of a single sour-cream-and-butter-slathered baked potato-behind the partition, to sit at the secretary’s desk there and eat unobserved.
The table was a good height for both Houseman and Gibson to eat their breakfasts, while Koch and Stewart-still seated on the daybed-seemed at ease eating off the plates in their laps, old hands at this.
Welles did call over a complaint about the single potato, until Houseman reminded him: “Your diet-remember?” To which Welles mumbled an unintelligible answer, a pouting child responding to a firm parent.
Then Welles, from behind the partition, ordered: “Well, play the goddamned thing, Housey!”
And Houseman placed the record on the record player, turned up the volume and they all ate while they listened to the rehearsal recording.
Minus the excitement of the studio, Koch’s “War of the Worlds” adaptation played even less excitingly, seeming terribly flat and uncompelling to Gibson. They finished their breakfast about halfway through-Martians were killing people at Grovers Mill-and suddenly Miss Holliday materialized again, to gather the plates and put them into the picnic basket, and vanish once more.
Gibson hardly noticed that Welles had taken the chair next to him again. The boy genius showed no emotion as he listened, sitting with arms folded, his expression as distant as it was blank.
When the recording reached its conclusion, and Bill Alland was signing off pretending to be Welles, the listen
er’s “obedient servant,” Houseman lifted the tone arm and the needle scratched just a bit. Then their host returned the acetate to its sleeve and looked at Welles, arching an eyebrow as if to say, “Well?”
“It stinks,” Welles said.
From the corner of his eye, Gibson saw Koch essentially collapse into himself; and Stewart closed his eyes, as if he’d chosen to respond by going to sleep.
“It’s corny,” Welles went on, shrugging grandly. His voice was soft, no longer filling the room, making Koch and Stewart listen carefully to hear their work dismissed. “Unbelievable. Dull as dishwater. Also ghastly-no one’s going to believe a word of it…. Paul, what does the cast think?”
Stewart swallowed. “They think it’s pretty thin.”
“And John Dietz? He’s been a good judge.”
“Our esteemed sound engineer thinks it’s weak. One of our worst shows.”
Welles turned to Gibson. “What’s your opinion, Walter?”
“It starts well,” Gibson managed.
Welles exploded off the chair. “Exactly right! Precisely right!”
Then the big man somehow managed to move around the little area, waving his arms, his eyes wild.
“Goddamnit, Howard, how you could blow this opportunity! I give you the key to this thing, and you throw it away! Threw it out the window!”
“Orson,” Koch said, “I don’t know what you mean-”
“And you, Paul,” Welles said to the man who was doing his directing for him, “how you could betray me like this?”
Stewart didn’t seem hurt or impressed, merely asked, “How so?”
Welles’s tone shifted entirely, became genteel as he said to Gibson, “Walter, would you mind moving over for me?”
Gibson did.
“There’s a dear.” With a huge arm, Welles violently swept the chair Gibson had been sitting in and it clattered against the wall. Welles then filled the space the chair had inhabited, and loomed over the two men seated on the daybed, as if he were parent and they wayward children.
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