by Ian Caldwell
We’re all silent.
Williams shakes her head. “Burglaries are hard to resolve,” she says, as if she’s wrestling with our high expectations. “We’ll report it to the borough police. Next time, lock up before you leave. You might save yourself some trouble. We’ll be in touch if we have any more information.”
She trudges toward the exit, boots squeaking at each step. The door swings shut on its own.
I walk over to the window for another look. The melted snow on the floor is perfectly clear.
“They’re not going to do a thing,” Charlie says, shaking his head.
“It’s okay,” Gil says. “Nothing was stolen.”
Paul is silent, but his eyes are still scanning the room.
I raise the sash, letting the wind rush into the room again. Gil turns to me, annoyed, but I’m staring at the cuts in the screen. They follow the border of the frame on three sides, leaving the material to flap in the wind like a dog door. I look down at the floor again. The only mud is from my shoes.
“Tom,” Gil calls back to me, “shut the damned window.” Now Paul turns to look as well.
The flap is pushed out, as if someone left through the window. But something’s wrong. The proctor never bothered to notice it.
“Come look at this,” I say, running my fingers over the fibers of the screen at the edge of each cut. Like the flap, all of the incisions point outward. If someone had cut the screen to get in, the sliced edges would point toward us.
Charlie is already glancing around the room.
“There’s no mud either,” he says, pointing to the puddle on the floor.
He and Gil exchange a look, which Gil seems to take as an accusation. If the screen was cut from inside, then we’re back to the unlocked door.
“That doesn’t make sense,” Gil says. “If they knew the door was open, they wouldn’t leave through the window.”
“It doesn’t make sense anyway,” I tell him. “Once you’re inside, you can always leave through the door.”
“We should tell the proctors about this,” Charlie says, gearing up again. “I can’t believe she didn’t even look for it.”
Paul says nothing, but runs a hand across the diary.
I turn to him. “You still going to Taft’s lecture?”
“I guess. It doesn’t start for almost an hour.”
Charlie is placing books back on the top shelves, where only he can reach. “I’ll stop by Stanhope on the way,” he says. “To tell the proctors what they missed.”
“It was probably a prank,” Gil says to no one in particular. “Nude Olympians having some fun.”
After a few more minutes of picking up, we all seem to decide that enough is enough. Gil begins changing into a pair of wool trousers, throwing Katie’s dress shirt into a bag of dry cleaning. “We could get a bite to eat at Ivy on the way.”
Paul nods, leafing through his copy of Braudel’s Mediterranean World in the Age of Philip II, as if pages might’ve been stolen. “I need to check on my stuff at the club.”
“You guys might want to change,” Gil adds, looking us over.
Paul is too preoccupied to hear him, but I know what Gil means, so I return to the bedroom. Ivy isn’t the sort of place I’d be caught dead dressed like this. Only Paul, a shadow in his own club, lives by different rules.
What dawns on me as I check my drawers is that nearly all of my clothes are dirty. Rummaging in the far back of my closet, I find a rolled-up pair of khakis and a shirt that’s been folded for so long that the folds have become creases, and the creases pleats. I search for my winter jacket, then realize it’s still hanging from Charlie’s duffel bag in the steam tunnels. Settling for the coat my mother bought me for Christmas, I head into the common room, where Paul is sitting by the window, eyes on the bookshelves, puzzling something out.
“Are you bringing the diary with you?” I ask.
He pats the bundle of rags in his lap and nods.
“Where’s Charlie?” I say, looking around.
“Already gone,” Gil tells me, guiding us out to the hall. “To see the proctors.”
He takes the keys to his Saab and places them inside his coat. Before closing the door behind us, he checks his pockets.
“Room keys . . . car keys . . . ID . . .”
He’s so careful, it makes me uneasy. It isn’t Gil’s way to concern himself with details. Staring back into the common room, I see my two letters sitting on the table. Then Gil locks the door with the same odd precision, rolling the knob in his palm twice afterward to be sure that it yields nothing. We walk toward his car, and now the silence is heavy. As he revs the engine, proctors shift in the distance, shadows of shadows. We watch them for a second, then Gil jerks the gearshift and brings us gliding into the darkness.
Chapter 8
Past the security kiosk at the north entrance to campus, we turn right onto Nassau Street, Princeton’s main drag. At this hour it’s lifeless, prowled by two plows and a salt truck that someone has roused from hibernation. Stray boutiques glow in the night, snow gathering below their storefront windows. Talbot’s and Micawber Books are closed at this hour, but Pequod Copy and the coffee shops manage a small bustle, filled with seniors rushing to complete their theses in the eleventh hour before departmental deadlines.
“Glad to be done with it?” Gil asks Paul, who has retreated into himself again.
“My thesis?”
Gil looks into the rearview mirror.
“It’s not finished yet,” Paul says.
“Come on. It’s done. What do you have left to do?”
Paul’s breath frosts the rear window. “Enough,” he says.
At the stoplight, we turn onto Washington Road, then toward Prospect Avenue and the eating clubs. Gil knows better than to ask more questions. As we approach Prospect, I know his thoughts are gravitating elsewhere. Saturday night is the Ivy Club’s annual ball, and it has been left to him, as club president, to oversee the arrangements. After falling behind while finishing his thesis, he’s gotten into the habit of making little trips to Ivy just to convince himself that everything is under control. According to Katie, by the time I arrive to escort her tomorrow night, I’ll barely recognize the inside of the club.
We pull up beside the clubhouse, into the space that seems to be reserved for Gil, and when he disengages his key from the ignition a cold silence echoes in the cabin. Friday is the lull in the weekend storm, a chance to sober up between the traditional party nights of Thursday and Saturday. The recent snow has dampened even the hum of voices that usually drifts in the air as juniors and seniors return to campus from dinner.
According to administrators, the eating clubs at Princeton are “an upperclass dining option.” The reality is that the eating clubs are basically the only option we have. In the early days of the college, when refectory fires and surly innkeepers forced students to fend for themselves, small groups banded together to take meals under the same roof. Princeton being what it was in those days, the roofs they ate under, and the clubhouses they built to support those roofs, were no mean affair; some of them are nothing short of manors. And to this day the eating club remains Princeton’s peculiar institution: a place, like a coed fraternity, where junior and senior members hold parties and eat meals, but do not reside. Almost one hundred and fifty years after the institution first appeared, social life at Princeton is simple to explain. It lies firmly in the hands of the clubs.
Ivy looks grim at this hour. Cloaked in darkness, the sharp points and dark stonework of the building are uninviting. Cottage Club, next door, with its white quoins and round accents, easily outshines it. These two sister clubs, older than the other surviving ten on Prospect Avenue, are Princeton’s most exclusive. Their rivalry for the best of each class has endured since 1886.
Gil looks at his watch. “They’re not seating for dinner anymore. I’ll bring us up some food.” He holds the front door open, then guides us up the main stairs.
It’s been awhile
since my last visit here, and the dark oak-paneled walls with their severe-looking portraits always give me pause. To the left is Ivy’s dining room, with its long wooden tables and century-old English chairs; to the right is the billiards room, where Parker Hassett is playing a game of pool alone. Parker is Ivy’s village idiot, a half-wit from a wealthy family who is just bright enough to realize what a fool some people think he is, and just dumb enough to blame everyone else for it. He plays pool with both hands moving the cue, like a vaudeville actor dancing with a cane. Though he glances over at us when we pass, I ignore him as we mount the stairs, heading for the Officers’ Room.
Knocking twice at the door, Gil enters without awaiting a reply. We follow him into the warm light of the room, where Brooks Franklin, Gil’s portly vice president, sits at a long mahogany table extending lengthwise just past the door. Atop the table stand a Tiffany lamp and a phone. Around its edge are tucked six chairs.
“I’m glad you showed up when you did,” Brooks says to all of us, politely ignoring the fact that Paul is wearing women’s clothes. “Parker was telling me his costume plans for tomorrow night, and I was starting to think I might need backup.”
I don’t know Brooks very well, but ever since we shared an introductory economics class sophomore year, he has related to me as an old friend. I’m guessing that Parker’s plans have to do with Saturday’s dance, which is traditionally a Princeton-themed costume ball.
“You’ll fucking die, Gil,” Parker says, arriving unannounced from downstairs. Now he has a cigarette in one hand, a glass of wine in the other. “At least you have a sense of humor.”
He speaks directly to Gil, as if Paul and I are invisible. Down at the table, I can see Brooks shaking his head.
“I’ve decided to come as JFK,” he continues. “And my date’s not going to be Jackie. She’s going to be Marilyn Monroe.”
Parker must see confusion in my expression, because he dashes his cigarette into an ashtray on the table. “Yes, Tom,” he says, “Kennedy graduated from Harvard. But he went here his freshman year.”
The latest product of a California wine family that has sent a son to Princeton, and to Ivy, for generations, Parker cleared both of those hurdles thanks only to what Gil, charitably, calls the Hassett family’s momentum.
Before I can respond, Gil leans forward.
“Look, Parker, I don’t have time for this. If you want to come as Kennedy, that’s your business. Just try to show some taste.”
Parker, who seemed to expect something better, shoots a sour look at all of us and walks off, wine in hand.
“Brooks,” Gil says now, “can you go down and ask Albert if there’s any dinner left? We haven’t eaten and we’re in a rush.”
Brooks agrees. He is the perfect vice president: obliging, tireless, loyal. Even when Gil’s favors come out sounding like commands, he never seems to be ruffled. Tonight is the only time he has ever looked weary to me, and I wonder if he just finished his thesis.
“Actually,” Gil adds, looking up, “I’ll bring two of them up here, and eat mine in the dining room. We can talk about the wine order for tomorrow while I eat.”
Brooks turns to Paul and me. “Good to see you guys,” he says. “Sorry about Parker. I don’t know what gets into him sometimes.”
“Sometimes?” I say under my breath.
Brooks must hear me, because he smiles before leaving.
“The food should be ready in a few minutes,” Gil says. “I’ll be downstairs if you guys need me.” He focuses on Paul. “We can go to the lecture as soon as you’re ready.”
For a second after he leaves, I can’t escape the feeling that Paul and I are committing some kind of fraud. We’re sitting at an antique mahogany table in a nineteenth-century mansion, waiting for someone to bring us our dinners. If I had a nickel for every time this had happened to me since I got to Princeton, I would need another one to rub the two together. Cloister Inn, the club where Charlie and I are members, is a small, simple building with a cozy stone charm. When the floors are polished and the greens are trimmed it’s a respectable place to draw a beer or shoot some pool. But in scale and in gravity it is dwarfed by Ivy. Our chef’s first priority is quantity, not quality, and unlike our Ivy friends we eat where we please, rather than being seated in the order of our arrival. Half of our chairs are plastic, all of our cutlery is replaceable, and sometimes when the parties we throw are too expensive, or the taps we run are too loose, we find hot dogs in the lunch tray on Fridays. We are like many of the clubs on the street. Ivy has always been the exception.
“Come downstairs with me,” Paul says abruptly.
Unsure what he means by it, I follow. We descend past the stained-glass window that runs along the south landing, then down another flight of stairs into the basement of the club. Paul leads me through the hall toward the President’s Room. Gil is supposed to have sole access to the room, but when Paul worried about having less and less privacy at his library carrel while trying to finish his thesis, Gil promised him a copy of the key, hoping to lure him back to the club. Paul had found little to recommend Ivy by then, work-obsessed as he was. But the President’s Room, large and quiet and accessible to Paul directly through the steam tunnels, was a blessing he couldn’t refuse. Others protested that Gil had made a hostel of the club’s most exclusive room, but Paul defused all controversy by arriving at the room almost always through the tunnels. It seemed to bother the offended parties less when they didn’t have to see him come and go.
As we arrive in front of the door, Paul pops the lock open with his key. Shuffling in behind him, I’m caught by surprise. It’s been weeks since I’ve seen the place. The first thing I remember is how cold it is. Here, in what is effectively the club’s cellar, temperatures hover uncomfortably close to freezing. Exclusive or no, the room looks like it’s been hit by a hurricane of letters. Books have settled on every surface like mounds of debris: the shelves of Ivy’s moldering European and American classics are almost obscured by Paul’s reference books, historical journals, nautical maps, and stray blueprint designs.
He closes the door behind us. Beside the desk is a handsome fireplace, and the clutter of papers is so heavy here that some of the titles are bleeding onto the hearth. Still, when Paul scans the room, he seems pleased; everything is as he left it. He walks over and picks up The Poetry of Michelangelo from the floor, brushes some paint chips off the cover, and places it carefully on his desk. Finding a long wooden match atop the mantel, he strikes the head and reaches down into the fireplace, where a blue flame breathes life into old newsprint weighted with logs.
“You’ve done a lot,” I tell him, looking at one of the more detailed blueprints unraveled across his desk.
He frowns. “That’s nothing. I’ve made a dozen like that, and they’re probably all wrong. I do it when I feel like giving up.”
What I’m looking at is a drawing of a building Paul invented. The edifice is stitched together from the ruins of buildings mentioned in the Hypnerotomachia : broken arches have been restored; riddled foundations are strong again; columns and capitals, once shattered, now find themselves repaired. There is an entire pile of blueprints beneath it, each one assembled the same way from the odds and ends of Colonna’s imagination, each one different. Paul has created a landscape to live in down here, an Italy of his own. On the walls are taped other sketches, some hidden by notes he has affixed over them. In each one the lines are studiously architectural, measured in units I don’t understand. A computer could have produced all of them, the proportions are so perfect, the script is so careful. But Paul, who claims to be suspicious of computers, has actually never been able to afford his own, and politely refused Curry’s offer to buy him one. Everything here has been drawn by hand.
“What are they supposed to be?” I ask.
“The building Francesco is designing.”
I’d almost forgotten Paul’s habit of referring to Colonna in the present tense, always using the man’s first name.
“What building?”
“Francesco’s crypt. The first half of the Hypnerotomachia says he’s designing it. Remember?”
“Of course. You think it looks like these?” I ask, gesturing at the drawings.
“I don’t know. But I’m going to find out.”
“How?” Then I remember what Curry said at the museum. “Is that what the surveyors are for? You’re going to exhume it?”
“Maybe.”
“So you found out why Colonna built it?”
This was the pivotal question we came to, just as our work together ended. The text of the Hypnerotomachia alluded mysteriously to a crypt Colonna was constructing, but Paul and I could never agree about its nature. Paul envisioned it as a Renaissance sarcophagus for the Colonna family, possibly intended to rival papal tombs of the kind Michelangelo designed around the same period. Trying harder to connect the crypt to The Belladonna Document, I imagined the crypt as a final resting place for Colonna’s victims, a theory that went further toward explaining the Hypnerotomachia’s great secrecy about the design. The fact that Colonna never fully described the building, or where it could be found, remained the major gap in Paul’s work at the moment I left.
Before he can answer my question, a knock comes at the door.
“You moved,” Gil says, entering with the club steward.
He stops short, sizing up Paul’s room like a man peering into a women’s bathroom, sheepish but intrigued. The steward places two settings in cloth napkins on a table, finding patches of space between the books. Between them, they’re carrying two plates of Ivy Club china, a pitcher of water, and a basket of bread.
“Warm rustic bread,” the steward says, putting the basket down.
“Steak with peppercorns,” Gil says, following suit. “Anything else?”
We shake our heads, and Gil takes one last look at the room, then returns back upstairs.
The steward pours water into two glasses. “Would you like something else to drink?”
When we say no, he vanishes too.