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Pledge Classes
FALL 2005–MAY 2009
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Ruby (Baby Ruth)
Jennifer
Elina (President Swede)
Lisa
Eva
FALL 2006–MAY 2010
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Lucy
Shannon
Deirdre
Margot
Marcia (Nala)
Kyra
Janie
Alissa
FALL 2007–MAY 2011
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Tracy
Janelle
Stella
Twyla (Twang)
Corinne
Amanda
Kayla
APRIL 2008 DEATH
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FALL 2008–MAY 2012 (SMALL CLASS)
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Charlotte (Pancake)
Missie (Twinkle)
Noelle (Rich Bitch)
Alexa (Brownie)
Kendra (Prostitot)
1
Sisterhood
-CHORUS-
February 2009
A sleeting night in the heart of February, two weeks before the fall pledge class is initiated, and our housemother, Nicole, is burning white sage in her apartment. We can smell it on the first floor. Ice pings against windows. The trees shimmy and rattle in the woods behind the house. Next door but far away, the brothers of Zeta Sigma whoop and holler, leading a hazing ritual with barefoot pledges in the wet snow.
Room Alpha
Marcia is attuned to all of this. Lying in bed, the window open, cold air skimming every pore of her naked arms and legs, she dangles her head off the edge of the mattress and listens. A tablet of Ecstasy sings through her veins. She is malleable and giddy and completely overwhelmed by the whooshing world.
She is already failing every class. This is her last semester.
But right now that doesn’t matter, and she drinks up the euphoria while she can, knowing that when she moves back home she won’t feel it again for a long time, not when her grandmother calls her a dumb cunt; not when she goes to the hardware store she worked at in high school to beg for her part-time job back; not when her father won’t look at her because she wasted his money on tuition. A brother at Zeta Sigma shouts through the woods, something that sounds like “Chug, Fag!” Silence, then a rush of cheers. Good boy, she thinks.
Room Beta
Before we evicted her, Kyra spent most of her nights gone, never here to wake up to the clanging radiator at 12:22, or again at 1:37, again at 2:52, 4:07, 5:22. Her beta fish swam vicious laps in its scummy bowl, its beady black eyes staring into the dark.
We know that Kyra has slept with twenty-nine boys since she started college. Before the baby she spent her nights sharing a narrow twin mattress with a boy in the dorms, usually a freshman with stale breath and clumsy hands. They were all different and all the same. Earnest. Fumbling. Forgettable.
Room Gamma
Amanda is a virgin. We can see clues of it in her mincing gait, her sloping posture, her arms folded carefully over her chest as she waits for the bus to class. Her sweet, sibilant lisp. It is hard for her to identify the moment when her chastity became a burden. Every night she shares a bed with her stuffed lion, Maurice, whom she pulls from a corner of her closet after she locks the bedroom door. She lies fetal, with her eyes on the crack of light splicing under the bedroom door, until she is sucked into the vacuous space of sleep. Always guarded to the last moment of consciousness. The bottom row of teeth in her small mouth eroded from bruxism while she dreams.
She’s the only sister in the house who is genuinely sympathetic toward the pledges.
—You can talk to me anytime, she tells them, often with a squeeze on the arm or a sweet, doleful expression, and the pledges say yes, of course, they’ll stop by her room sometime. But they never do. Pledges don’t want pity. They just want to endure.
Room Delta
Tracy is writing a French lit essay now, entitled “La Guerre de Troie: Fact or Farce?” In her pauses between the lines, she yanks out her eyelashes with her right hand, one by one, and places them on the edge of her desk. The whitish bulb of each lash must line up, arranged by size. She loves the order of them, these little parenthetical curves. By the final paragraph she will have moved on to eyebrows. Even in her deepest, most introspective moments, she calls this a habit and nothing more. Tomorrow morning she will spend upward of thirty minutes surveying the naked terrain of her face, the exposed orbital bone where brow hair should be, the rabbity pinkness of her lids. Then, with her mouth slightly agape and her right hand clutching a tube of glue, she’ll lay a sticky track of fake lashes over the raw. She’ll pencil in her brows. She’ll hand in her essay, call her mother in Boston, and tell her she’s aced another exam.
Room Epsilon
Epsilon was Margot’s room.
Nobody lives in Epsilon.
Room Zeta
Lucy is a straightedge. She did the perfunctory drinking during pledging, but after she was initiated she came clean with how boring she is. Even weed scares her.
—I had a bad trip on something once, she says.
She’s so vague that we don’t believe her. Instead, we’ve constructed our own theories. Dad’s a cop? Brother’s a crack addict? Or maybe she’s just a wimpy, inexperienced girl, so firmly ensconced in reality that she won’t even do a bump with us on the Pledge Room coffee table.
Room Eta
Janelle sleeps with the window open, even if it means sleeping in a sweatshirt and wool hat and turning on the heated mattress pad and burrowing under two quilts. She does this because if she strains hard enough, if she demands her ears to pick up the sound waves through the woods and next door, sometimes she thinks she can hear Wes. He’s a brother at Zeta Sigma, a senior on the executive board with curly hair and a profile suited for a Roman coin.
At the last mixer, we all watched as Wes approached her in the Zeta Sigma basement and handed her a solo cup of Chardonnay. Not jungle juice. Not keg dregs. Chardonnay!
—How’ve you been? she asked. It was an anything-but-clothes themed mixer and she felt her rib cage slick with sweat under the black Hefty bag she’d wrapped around herself, using duct tape as a makeshift belt, cinched so tight it was hard for her to laugh.
—Sometimes I miss you, he said. Parts of you, anyway.
She wondered, why is it so hard to discern if someone is naturally stupid, or just cruel?
—How’s Kelly? she asked. And internally she begged, please Jesus give her herpes. Knock her up. Make her fat.
—She’s good, I guess, he said, adjusting the newspaper poncho he’d fashioned for himself.
—Tell her hi for me, Janelle said, and hoped that the malice in her didn’t speckle her inflection.
—Your ass looks great in that trash bag, he muttered into his Solo cup.
The brothers at Zeta Sigma bellow and drink, bellow and drink, and Janelle listens hard for the pitch of his voice, but more importantly she searches for the absence of Kelly’s. He used to hover over her in this bed, his shoulders eclipsing her vision, his eyes glistening in a way that could have been mistaken for kindness. And instead of enjoying him, she’d fixated: was the skin on her heels too rough when she wrapped her
legs around him? How flat was her stomach? Could he see up her nose? Strange, how the gratification of faking it for him had almost equated an orgasm.
Room Theta
Two pledges called Twinkle and Rich Bitch moved in here in January. Their real names aren’t important until they’re initiated; for now, they’re just pledges.
Room Iota
Two more pledges. One is squat, loud-mouthed, and dresses with cleavage in mind at all times, so we call her Prostitot. The other is too bland to remember.
Room Kappa
These are Alissa’s favorite hours. With the door locked, she opens her bottom dresser drawer and pulls out the knitting needles, the yarn. She will spend the whole night watching her hands as if they were someone else’s, capable hands that let the metal needles tick against one another, the skeins of wool at her feet like a sleeping kitten, the drop of one stitch frustrating but reparable. Every project has limitless potential to warm. No reason, then, to unlock the door. There is no need for scrutiny about such an easy little hobby.
Room Lambda
Elina is the oldest, blondest, palest sister in the house. She’s also from Norway—Don’t you forget it, pledge rats, don’t you forget it. She finished her term as president last semester, and now she’s exempt from all duties. No housecleaning, no sober driver obligations, no volunteer hours. Nothing. She has the biggest room, a room with a king-size bed and the radiator that hisses the least. She had some pledges paint the walls Creamsicle orange and immediately regretted the decision. Orange is not a good color for rest. Maybe for sex, maybe for summer, but in February it’s a riotous color that bleats at her when she tries to sleep. Nights, she either goes to the bars in the center of town and drives back drunk on the wrong side of the road, or she sits at her window seat, barefoot and wearing a Beatles T-shirt overstretched at the neck (no bra! we notice) chain-smoking and ashing onto the sill, watching the trees shiver in the woods, wondering why she feels a looming dread about graduation in May.
Room Mu
Nobody talks about Margot anymore. Many of the sisters didn’t know her that well anyway. But Deirdre remembers, always remembers.
In bed, the landscape of her memory broadens and Deirdre thinks of the time she and Margot were hazed out in the woods, blindfolded and giggling between shots until the pledge mistress slapped at the backs of their necks with a birch switch and called them lezzies; the time she and Margot were initiated into the sisterhood together, naked under red robes; the time she and Margot did a little blow and went dancing with those two nerdy assistant professors from the anthropology department; the way Margot would sleep with her hands crushed between her thighs; the way Margot drove with one foot curled under her butt; how she would apply perfume by spraying the air and walking through a cloud of it before it settled; the way she smacked her gum in class; the way she looked when Deirdre found her on the floor of room Epsilon on a sunny Friday morning, a streak of vomit smeared across the right side of her face, eyes half-open, whites showing. Glassy.
Everything Deirdre has ever known has had a formulaic ending. Algebra problems have answers. Jokes have punch lines. What does she do, then, with a life cut off in midsentence?
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Earlier today, Amanda was in the bathroom when Deirdre was, both brushing their teeth and staring somberly at one another in the reflection of the mirror, and Amanda took the brush out of her mouth and said,
—I still think of her sometimes, too, you know.
And Deirdre spit a bitter gob of foam into the sink and stared hard at Amanda’s reflection, hating her sympathy, her goddamn simpering lisp, and said,
—I don’t think of her. I live her.
—No need for the melodrama, Amanda said, I was just—
—Well stop, Deirdre said. And then she said to the sink, so quietly Amanda almost didn’t hear:
—We are such children. Such pathetic spoiled children.
Room Nu
Shannon is the thinnest girl in our house. We hate her for it, but we know the sacrifice. We know why she only uses the bathroom by the laundry room. The dryers, the washer, the buzz and hum: all of it hides what she’s doing. We don’t talk to her about it. If we approached her, it would be easy for her to deny. And a lot of us do it, have done it, will do it again. Just with less frequency. Who are we, then, to cast that stone?
Shannon has a coolness to her, a sleekness that coats her body like a varnish. Maybe this is why we put her in charge of writing the house superlatives this semester, which she will read aloud in front of the whole chapter and our dates at Spring Fling. Superlatives are never flattering. Shannon will uphold this tradition easily—her sleekness comes with sharp edges. Tracy peeked in her room one afternoon and saw part of the list on her desk:
Sister Smokes-a-Lot
Eva Bausch
Sister Frat Rat
Stella Tilden
Sister Walk-of-Shame
Kyra Clark
Sister Sloppy
Elina Jensen
But we’re giving her a superlative, too. Lucy came up with it at dinner one night when Shannon had already left the table.
—What about Sister Binge-and-Purge? Lucy said. And someone started laughing, and soon we all were, an infection of humor that couldn’t be explained and wasn’t really funny, and it was decided, yes, Binge-and-Purge, that is just hysterical.
Room Xi
Stella rolls off of Wes and stretches catlike, curling her toes, body extended so taut her breasts nearly disappear. Wes switches on her desk lamp and gets out of bed with sea legs. He saunters over to the window and listens to his brothers whoop outside. Three text messages pulse on his cell. Two from Kelly. One from Janelle. He ignores them and crawls back under the duvet.
Stella curls into him, buries her face in his chest so that he can feel her hot breath on his sternum. She is suffocating him. He counts the tiny filaments of blond hair on the back of her neck; when he gets to forty he will leave.
But for a minute they pretend that this is love, this is nice, this is something that the two of them are willing to hurt other people for and feel justified in doing so.
Room Omicron
Eva is the pledge mistress. She has an impish face, expressive, capable of flexing between a grimace and a grin faster than the pledges can track. It is her job to shuttle them from one mixer to another, shepherd them to safety when frat brothers trick them into their filthy bedrooms, put them in a car and send them home when they’re too drunk, clean up their vomit when they’re really too drunk. It is also her job to haze them. After all, she reasons, the best things in life are painful to acquire: beauty, her mother’s love. And sisterhood.
She locks them in the pledge study and has them memorize long texts about the meaning of sorority support and won’t let them out until they all get it right, even if it takes the full night and they’re too delirious come morning to know the words bubbling out of their mouths:
In 1864, founders Virginia Wheeler, Lucinda May, and Joanna Howard bonded together to form a private society of womanly compassion and support . . .
She makes them take shots if they recite the Greek alphabet wrong. She tells them they’re despicable if they don’t mop the foyer correctly and has them get on their hands and knees and lick the floor. But when they pass the tests, memorize the handshakes, the sacred numbers, the Greek phrases and passwords and oaths, she rewards them. She tells them they’re ready to be her sisters. Her face will buckle into weepiness but no tears will be visible when she inevitably informs us that the pledges are ready for initiation.
Cult analysts call this love bombing. Eva knows this from a Dateline episode she caught at the gym once. She slowed her pace on the treadmill and thought, yes, love bombing, I hate them because I love them. I berate them and make them drink and tell them they’re worthless because I love them so fucking much.
Room Pi
Chelsea has a fresh tattoo of Minnie Mouse blowing a kiss. The tattoo is etched over her r
ight hip, and she’s examining the work in the mirror and wondering if perhaps it wasn’t such a good idea to put Minnie where she did. In this location, Minnie’s head peeks over the waistband of her underwear, her little mouse lips pursed, the body hidden. On closer inspection, she looks less like she’s blowing a kiss and more like she’s trying to whistle. She never should have trusted that apprentice. He’d made such a big deal about using sterile needles. (—And here, he said, brandishing the plastic packaging, is a fresh needle just for you!) He was so grand about it that she had to consider whether or not a fresh needle was a special occasion for him.
And another thing: when she’s sleeping with someone, they’ll have an eyeful of Minnie. She hadn’t thought of this before. But it’s over, and now she has to reconcile herself with the new resident on her skin. Minnie gapes at her vacantly with her six spindly eyelashes and offers no assurance.
Room Rho
This is the pledge study. Nobody uses the study to study. The carpet is mottled with a history of our debauchery: bong stains, burn marks, candle wax, and something resembling the acidic erosion of vomit in one corner, disguised by a judiciously placed armchair. On Thursday nights before mixers, we use this room to do bumps and smoke hookah. It’s the farthest room from the housemother, not like she would really care. Tracy in Delta lives directly below this room, and sometimes late at night she hears the rhythmic creak of the guest bed springs in the corner. She usually bangs on the ceiling with a pledge paddle to shut up whoever is above her, but to no avail.
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