by Ben Bova
Carl groaned softly and shifted in the bed. Lori gazed at his naked body, still sheened with perspiration. I’m using you, she said silently to him. She felt a pang of remorse at the realization. But it’s all in the service of great art, she rationalized, great literature.
And besides, she almost giggled, I think I really do love you, you big silly knight in shining armor.
Capt. Ron Clanker, U.S.N. (Ret.)
c/o Army/Navy Home
Chelsea MA 02150
Dear Capt. Clanker:
It is my great pleasure to tell you that Bunker Books will be happy to publish your novel, Midway Diary. As you will see in the enclosed contract forms, we offer you an advance of $5,000 against all rights to the work.
Let me offer my personal congratulations. I think you have written a fine, sensitive novel that still contains stirring action. It is the best such work I’ve read since Richard McKenna’s The Sand Pebbles. I only hope it sells as well!
Sincerely yours,
Lori Tashkajian
Fiction Editor
Nine
Two men spent the rest of the week in an agony of suspense.
Carl Lewis felt like an astronaut lost in the dark vacuum of space, hanging weightless and alone, waiting for rescue. P.T. Bunker had agreed to see him, but not today. He was busy. Tomorrow. When the next day came, it was the same story. Sorry, Mr. Bunker is engaged in some very delicate negotiations and cannot be disturbed.
Mrs. Bunker was pleasant, even sweet, to Carl as he came by the office every day. Junior kept casting a shifty eye on Carl whenever they bumped into one another in the corridor. Each afternoon Carl went back to his hotel room, wondering if he should ask Lori to dinner, wondering if their night together was the result of ouzo or true love or just animal passion.
For her part, Lori did not mention their night of lovemaking, although she smiled at Carl warmly and cast him long-lashed glances as if she expected him to make the next move. And he was not certain what his next move should be.
So he waited for his moment with P.T. Bunker. And waited.
Twenty floors higher in the Synthoil Tower, P. Curtis Hawks anticipated the weekend with barely concealed frenzy. He was not waiting for someone else to make himself available. Hawks yearned for the day, Saturday, when he did not have to be in the office. When he could sneak out to New Jersey without the Old Man knowing it. When he could start the machinery that would eventually remove Weldon W. Weldon and install himself as CEO of Tarantula Enterprises—the head spider.
Saturday dawned like a scene out of Edgar Allan Poe: dark and dreary. Rain slanted down from black clouds. The perfect day for sleeping late. But Hawks was up and out of his Westchester County house by seven, leaving his lumpy overweight wife snoring soundly in her bed, her usual tray full of tranquilizers on her night table in easy reach.
It never occurred to Hawks that the same technology that could turn his office into a veritable Hollywood sound studio could also keep track of his private automobile. An electronic chip the size of a fingernail paring could send a signal to a satellite orbiting more man 22,000 miles high, which in turn could pinpoint the car’s position anywhere in the Western Hemisphere. If Hawks had realized that, it probably would have affected his driving.
As it was, he sped his heavy Citroën-Mercedes down practically empty throughways in the dreary pelting rain, crossed the Hudson on the Tappan Zee Bridge, and plunged into New Jersey. Within an hour he was at the warehouse.
His warehouse. The primary storage area and distribution center for Webb Press’s books and magazines. Hawks’s personal, concrete monument to himself. His albatross.
It was a long, low, gray concrete structure, more reminiscent of the bunkers and gun emplacements of the Siegfried Line than a publisher’s warehouse. Rows of big trucks, each emblazoned with the stylized spiderweb of Webb Press on their flanks (and a small representation of a tarantula at the edge of the web), lined the parking area. The loading docks were shut tight. The place looked empty and deserted.
Hawks pulled his big sedan up to the front entrance, beneath the marquee that he had personally designed. It was rusting already, even though he had specified that it be made of stainless steel throughout.
Ignoring the streaks of ignominy defacing his creation, Hawks trudged the few feet from his car to the warehouse’s front door, huddled inside his trenchcoat against the gusting wet wind.
He pushed at the door. Locked.
He tapped at the security buzzer.
“Name, please?” asked the security computer in the hard, no-nonsense voice of a retired cop.
“Hawks. P. Curtis Hawks.”
“Just a moment for voiceprint identification, please.”
Hawks fidgeted in the rain that slanted in under the canopy. A leak in the supposedly stainless steel dripped into a puddle that spanned the front doorway like a miniature moat. Hawks’s immaculate Argentinean boots, with their clever inner soles and heels that raised him two inches taller than he deserved, were getting soaked and ruined.
“I’m sorry, sir. Voiceprint does not match.”
“Whattaya mean it doesn’t match!” Hawks shouted at the little speaker grille. “I’m P. Curtis Hawks. I’m the president of this goddamn company! Open this fucking door or I’ll replace you with a Radio Shack robot, you goddamn stupid mother—”
The computer’s flat voice cut through. “Voiceprint identification accepted, sir.”
The door popped open.
Muttering to himself, Hawks stepped through and out of the rain. Goddamn idiot computer doesn’t recognize my voice unless I scream at it. Who the hell set up the voiceprint IDs, anyway?
Fuming and steaming, Hawks stomped through the carpeted reception area and pushed through a steel fire door. The warehouse spread out before him, silent and still, a vast windowless conglomeration of row after row of twenty-foot-high shelving on which rested huge cartons filled with nothing but books. Even taller piles of magazines, neatly baled and wrapped in impervious protective plastic, lay in long rows on the floor. They were not on shelves because there was not enough shelf space for both Webb Press’s books and magazines. In his personal direction of the warehouse’s design and construction, Hawks had badly underestimated the space needed to store all of Webb’s many publications. The brand-new warehouse was far too small the day it opened.
And dangerous.
Hawks had insisted on a completely automated warehouse. “We have the technology,” he had snapped. “Let’s not be afraid to use it.” So there were no human workers in the warehouse, in theory. All the lifting and carrying and sorting was done by clever robots. In theory. Overhead conveyor belts whisked heavy cartons of books from one end of the warehouse to the other with swift, silent efficiency. The only people working there were up in the control center, where they pushed buttons from the comfort of padded chairs. In theory.
In practice the robots were not quite clever enough. They could not reach the shelves higher than ten feet off the concrete floor, and not even the most patient Japanese technicians could teach them to climb like monkeys. The warehouse operators had to hire teenagers and unemployed laborers for that. To keep the facts secret from higher management, these employees were listed in the personnel files as assistant truck drivers. Once the Teamsters got wind of that, of course, they had to be paid as assistant truck drivers.
Hawks’s footsteps echoed off the concrete floor as he made his way across the warehouse toward the control center. Should have placed it on the same side of the building as the front entrance and reception area, he told himself. I’ll know better next time.
He looked warily above him as he crossed the shadow of one of the overhead conveyor belts. It was not in operation, but still, caution was the watchword. At top speed the conveyors developed a slight wobble, just enough to send a heavy carton of books toppling down to the floor below now and then. The concrete was chipped where the cartons had landed. And there were several chalked outlines of human figures,
workers who had been conked by falling cartons. Some wiseass Puerto Rican had started putting up little crosses at the spots where people had been killed, but Hawks had put a stop to that.
The warehouse was costing Webb a fortune. The accident insurance claims alone were enough to keep the company in the red. If the Old Man ever started wondering why so many assistant truck drivers were receiving accident benefits, Hawks might end up working in the warehouse himself.
All the more reason to get the Old Man out of the picture. For good.
With grim resolve, Hawks climbed the clanging metal stairs that led up to the control room. He pushed open the heavy, acoustically insulated door, and saw that the Beast from the East was already there, smiling at him.
Vinnie DeAngelo had won his nickname many years earlier, when he had been in charge of Webb’s magazine circulation for the western region of the country. Headquartered in Denver, responsible for getting Webb’s magazines prominently displayed on every newsstand between the Mississippi and the Pacific coast, Vinnie had instituted a reign of terror among wholesalers, distributors, truck drivers, and newsstand operators.
He looked fearsome. Six feet even, in every direction. Built like a block of concrete. Absolutely no neck at all; his shoulders grew out of his ears, which were strangely petite and a shell-like pink. A nose that had been broken so many times it looked like a hiker’s trail twisting up a steep mountain. Ice-blue eyes. Reddish-brown hair. The control center, built to accommodate three operators at their consoles and at least two more supervisors behind them, seemed crowded with Vinnie in it.
“Hello, Mr. Hawks,” said Vinnie. It sounded almost like an old Mickey Mouse cartoon.
The Beast had a high-pitched little-girl’s voice that made people want to laugh when they first met him. Those who did laugh never repeated the error.
“Hello, Vinnie.”
“What can I do for you?” asked the Beast.
“I need a favor.”
“Such as?”
Hawks glanced around the control center. It was small: merely three electronic consoles and the padded chairs for them, plus two more empty chairs behind them. The wide windows looked out on the warehouse floor. The only door was at Hawks’s back. The walls were softly padded to keep out the noise of the machines that clattered during the working day.
“It’s time for the Old Man to retire.”
For the first time in the years that Hawks had known the Beast, Vinnie’s glacial blue eyes widened with surprise.
“The Old Man? Mr. Weldon?” He whispered the name.
Hawks nodded.
Vinnie shifted his ponderous bulk from one foot to the other. “Gee, I don’t know. The Old Man . . .”
“It’s got to be done. For the good of the company.”
“He’s already had a stroke, ain’t he?”
“A heart attack.”
“Maybe he’ll pop off by himself soon.”
“This can’t wait for nature to take its course, Vinnie.” Besides, Hawks thought, the old bastard will probably live long enough to bury us all. Especially me.
“Gee, I don’t know,” Vinnie repeated.
“I can make it worth the risks you’d be taking.”
Hunching his massive shoulders, the Beast replied, “I’m already special assistant to the national manager of magazine circulation. I get more money than I can spend as it is.”
“Name your price.”
“The Old Man? Gee, I don’t know . . . .”
“Name your price,” Hawks repeated.
Glancing furtively around, as if afraid that someone was eavesdropping, Vinnie hesitated for agonizingly long moments. At last he said, “See, I met this guy a couple months ago. In the airport in Dallas. He was autographin’ books. He’s a writer. An author.”
Hawks felt his brows knitting. What was the Beast after?
“An’ we got to talking on the plane back to New York, an’ he told me I ought to write my life story. You know, I’d tell it to him and he’d write it and we’d split the money.”
“You want me to publish your autobiography?”
Sheepishly, the Beast nodded his massive head. “Yeah. That’s it.”
“Aren’t you afraid that the police would read it?”
“I ain’t done nothin’ illegal. Nothin’ they got witnesses for.”
Hawks started to smile, but quickly suppressed it. Not wise to smile at the Beast; he might get the wrong idea.
“All right, Vinnie,” said Hawks slowly, carefully. “I’m sure that Webb Press will be happy to publish your autobiography.”
“And make it a best-seller.”
“We’ll do our best.”
“It’s gotta be a best-seller,” said the Beast ominously.
“Well, your people in distribution would have more to say about that than I would,” Hawks replied smoothly. “We’ll start with a print run of fifteen thou—”
“A hunnert thousand. Hardcover.”
“That’s not necessary, Vinnie. Fifteen to start, and we can go back to press as soon as we see they’re selling well enough to warrant another press run.”
“A hunnert thousand,” rumbled the Beast. “This writer guy said it can’t be a best-seller unless you print a hunnert thousand hardcover.”
“Oh, come on now,” Hawks countered—cautiously. “What do writers know about the publishing business?”
Vinnie scowled, a look that many a man had taken to the grave with him.
“I’ll tell you what,” said Hawks, trying to keep his voice from trembling. “We’ll do a first print run of fifty thousand. That’ll be enough to get the book on The New York Times best-seller list all by itself. Okay?”
Vinnie thought it over for a while. Hawks could almost hear the laborious grinding of gears inside the Beast’s thick skull. Finally, he stuck out his right hand and Hawks let the enormous paw engulf his own hand. Weldon W. Weldon is about to enter that big publishing house in the sky, Hawks congratulated himself as Vinnie pumped his arm nearly out of its socket.
Then he added, And I’m going to publish the autobiography of a goon.
The Writer
The Writer drove his battered GMota across the George Washington Bridge and into Manhattan that same rainy, dreary Saturday morning. But to him, the fabulous skyline of the city sparkled like Arthur’s Camelot.
For hours he drove through the midtown streets, seeing with own eyes for the first time the legendary Saks Fifth Avenue windows, the Cathedral of St. Paul, the United Nations complex, the Empire State Building. It was breathtaking.
By midafternoon he was running out of gas, with no idea of where a gas station might be, practically no money in his pockets, and not a clue about where he might find a motel room. But he did see a police precinct station halfway down the block, with half a dozen blue-and-white police cars double-parked in the narrow street, blocking traffic almost completely.
He double-parked behind a police car, got out, and started into the station. Then he remembered he was now in New York City, the Big Apple, and sprinted back to lock the doors of his old hatchback.
Contrary to what he had been led to expect by watching hundreds of TV police shows, the precinct station house was drowsily quiet this Saturday morning. A few uniformed officers were standing off in the far corner of the room he entered, quietly talking together. Along the side wall stood four squat blue robots, silent and inert. The Writer paid careful attention to the equipment on the human police officers: pistols, stun wands, gas and concussion grenades, bulletproof vests, protective helmets with built-in radios and shatterproof sliding visors. Yes, he was in New York, all right.
The sergeant behind the desk was neither friendly nor gruff, just totally impersonal. He seemed to be looking through the writer instead of at him.
“Excuse me,” said the Writer.
The desk sergeant sat up on a raised platform, like a judge. He seemed to take in the Writer’s presence at a glance, his faded jeans and checkered polyester sports
jacket. He made the barest perceptible motion of his head. Otherwise he remained as stolid as a robot.
“I just got into town, and I’m looking for a place to stay. Can you recommend—”
“Traveler’s Aid,” snapped the desk sergeant.
“‘Scuse me?”
“Grand Central Concourse. Traveler’s Aid.”
The Writer scratched his head.
Leaning forward slightly and peering down at the writer, the desk sergeant said slowly and carefully, as if speaking to a retarded child, “Go to Grand Central Station. That’s at Forty-second Street and Park Avenue. Ask any officer there and he, she, or it will direct you to the Traveler’s Aid desk. The people there will help you to find a hotel. Understand?”
The Writer nodded vaguely.
The desk sergeant started to repeat his instructions, this time in Spanish: “Vaya a Grand Central Estación . . .”
The Writer backed away, muttering his thanks and wondering if the desk sergeant actually was a robot.
Outside, it was drizzling again. But that was nothing compared with what had happened to the Writer’s faithful old hatchback. Vandals had taken all four wheels, popped the hood and stolen the battery, the distributor, and all four sparkplugs, jimmied the hatch and taken his only suitcase, ripped out the seats, the radio, and the hand-stitched snakeskin steering wheel cover that his mother had made for him many Christmases ago, and broken each and every one of the windows. In front of the police station.
The Writer gasped and gaped at the pillaged remains of his car. Then he noticed a piece of paper stuck in the one remaining windshield wiper. A ticket for double parking.
He sank down onto the curbstone and cried.
Ten
For the fiftieth time that cheerless Saturday Carl picked up the telephone, then slammed it back down again. He paced to the window of his sparse hotel room again and looked out at the rain. It spattered the puddles growing on the rooftops across the street, it slanted down onto the cars and pedestrians in the avenue far below. The city allowed private cars into Manhattan on weekends. They and the umbrellas along the sidewalks made a shifting patchwork of colors against the gray stones, gray streets, and gray skies of this somber Saturday.