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  “A vampyre! why I should as soon think of reading the burial service of a pig.”

  “Very possible; but what has all this to do with your visit to me?”

  “This much, you lubber. Now, d — n my carcass from head to stern, if I don’t call you out.”

  “Well, Admiral Bell,” slid Varney, mildly, “in that case, I suppose I must come out; but why do you insist that I have any knowledge of your nephew, Mr. Charles Holland?”

  “You were to have fought a duel with him, and now he’s gone.”

  “I am here,” said Varney.

  “Ay,” said the admiral, “that’s as plain as a purser’s shirt upon a handspike; but that’s the very reason why my nevey ain’t here, and that’s all about it.”

  “And that’s marvellous little, so far as the sense is concerned,” said Varney, without the movement of a muscle.

  “It is said that people of your class don’t like fighting mortal men; now you have disposed of him, lest he should dispose of you.”

  “That is explicit, but it is to no purpose, since the gentleman in question hasn’t placed himself at my disposal.”

  “Then, d — — e, I will; fish, flesh, or fowl, I don’t care; all’s one to Admiral Bell. Come fair or fowl, I’m a tar for all men; a seaman ever ready to face a foe, so here goes, you lubberly moon manufactured calf.”

  “I hear, admiral, but it is scarcely civil, to say the least of it; however, as you are somewhat eccentric, and do not, I dare say, mean all your words imply, I am quite willing to make every allowance.”

  “I don’t want any allowance; d — n you and your allowance, too; nothing but allowance of grog, and a pretty good allowance, too, will do for me, and tell you, Sir Francis Varney,” said the admiral, with much wrath, “that you are a d — — d lubberly hound, and I’ll fight you; yes, I’m ready to hammer away, or with anything from a pop-gun to a ship’s gun; you don’t come over me with your gammon, I tell you. You’ve murdered Charles Holland because you couldn’t face him — that’s the truth of it.”

  “With the other part of your speech, Admiral Bell, allow me to say, you have mixed up a serious accusation — one I cannot permit to pass lightly.”

  “Will you or not fight?”

  “Oh, yes; I shall be happy to serve you any way that I can. I hope this will be an answer to your accusation, also.”

  “That’s settled, then.”

  “Why, I am not captious, Admiral Bell, but it is not generally usual for the principals to settle the preliminaries themselves; doubtless you, in your career of fame and glory, know something of the manner in which gentlemen demean themselves on these occasions.”

  “Oh, d — n you! Yes, I’ll send some one to do all this. Yes, yes, Jack Pringle will be the man, though Jack ain’t a holiday, shore-going, smooth-spoken swab, but as good a seaman as ever trod deck or handled a boarding-pike.”

  “Any friend of yours,” said Varney, blandly, “will be received and treated as such upon an errand of such consequence; and now our conference has, I presume, concluded.”

  “Yes, yes, I’ve done — d — — e, no — yes — no. I will keel-haul you but I’ll know something of my neavy, Charles Holland.”

  “Good day, Admiral Bell.” As Varney spoke, he placed his hand upon the bell which he had near him, to summon an attendant to conduct the admiral out. The latter, who had said a vast deal more than he ever intended, left the room in a great rage, protesting to himself that he would amply avenge his nephew, Charles Holland.

  He proceeded homeward, considerably vexed and annoyed that he had been treated with so much calmness, and all knowledge of his nephew denied.

  When he got back, he quarrelled heartily with Jack Pringle — made it up — drank grog — quarrelled — made it up, and finished with grog again — until he went to bed swearing he should like to fire a broadside at the whole of the French army, and annihilate it at once.

  With this wish, he fell asleep.

  Early next morning, Henry Bannerworth sought Mr. Chillingworth, and having found him, he said in a serious tone, —

  “Mr. Chillingworth, I have rather a serious favour to ask you, and one which you may hesitate in granting.”

  “It must be very serious indeed,” said Mr. Chillingworth, “that I should hesitate to grant it to you; but pray inform me what it is that you deem so serious?”

  “Sir Francis Varney and I must have a meeting,” said Henry.

  “Have you really determined upon such a course?” said Mr. Chillingworth; “you know the character of your adversary?”

  “That is all settled, — I have given a challenge, and he has accepted it; so all other considerations verge themselves into one — and that is the when, where, and how.”

  “I see,” said Mr. Chillingworth. “Well, since it cannot be helped on your part, I will do what is requisite for you — do you wish anything to be done or insisted on in particular in this affair.”

  “Nothing with regard to Sir Francis Varney that I may not leave to your discretion. I feel convinced that he is the assassin of Charles Holland, whom he feared to fight in duel.”

  “Then there remains but little else to do, but to arrange preliminaries, I believe. Are you prepared on every other point?”

  “I am — you will see that I am the challenger, and that he must now fight. What accident may turn up to save him, I fear not, but sure I am, that he will endeavour to take every advantage that may arise, and so escape the encounter.”

  “And what do you imagine he will do now he has accepted your challenge?” said Mr. Chillingworth; “one would imagine he could not very well escape.”

  “No — but he accepted the challenge which Charles Holland sent him — a duel was inevitable, and it seems to me to be a necessary consequence that he disappeared from amongst us, for Mr. Holland would never have shrunk from the encounter.”

  “There can be no sort of suspicion about that,” remarked Chillingworth; “but allow me to advise you that you take care of yourself, and keep a watchful eye upon every one — do not be seen out alone.”

  “I fear not.”

  “Nay, the gentleman who has disappeared was, I am sure, fearless enough; but yet that has not saved him. I would not advise you to be fearful, only watchful; you have now an event awaiting upon you, which it is well you should go through with, unless circumstances should so turn out, that it is needless; therefore I say, when you have the suspicions you do entertain of this man’s conduct, beware, be cautious, and vigilant.”

  “I will do so — in the mean time, I trust myself confidently in your hands — you know all that is necessary.”

  “This affair is quite a secret from all of the family?”

  “Most certainly so, and will remain so — I shall be at the Hall.”

  “And there I will see you — but be careful not to be drawn into any adventure of any kind — it is best to be on the safe side under all circumstances.”

  “I will be especially careful, be assured, but farewell; see Sir Francis Varney as early as you can, and let the meeting be as early as you can, and thus diminish the chance of accident.”

  “That I will attend to. Farewell for the present.”

  Mr. Chillingworth immediately set about the conducting of the affair thus confided to him; and that no time might be lost, he determined to set out at once for Sir Francis Varney’s residence.

  “Things with regard to this family seem to have gone on wild of late,” thought Mr. Chillingworth; “this may bring affairs to a conclusion, though I had much rather they had come to some other. My life for it, there is a juggle or a mystery somewhere; I will do this, and then we shall see what will come of it; if this Sir Francis Varney meets him — and at this moment I can see no reason why he should not do so — it will tend much to deprive him of the mystery about him; but if, on the other hand, he refuse — but then that’s all improbable, because he has agreed to do so. I fear, however, that such a man as Varney is a dreadful enemy to encoun
ter — he is cool and unruffled — and that gives him all the advantage in such affairs; but Henry’s nerves are not bad, though shaken by these untowards events; but time will show — I would it were all over.”

  With these thoughts and feelings strangely intermixed, Mr. Chillingworth set forward for Sir Francis Varney’s house.

  Admiral Bell slept soundly enough though, towards morning, he fell into a strange dream, and thought he was yard arm and yard arm with a strange fish — something of the mermaid species.

  “Well,” exclaimed the admiral, after a customary benediction of his eyes and limbs, “what’s to come next? may I be spliced to a shark if I understand what this is all about. I had some grog last night, but then grog, d’y’see, is — is — a seaman’s native element, as the newspapers say, though I never read ‘em now, it’s such a plague.”

  He lay quiet for a short time, considering in his own mind what was best to he done, and what was the proper course to pursue, and why he should dream.

  “Hilloa, hilloa, hil — loa! Jack a-hoy! a-hoy!” shouted the admiral, as a sudden recollection of his challenge came across his memory; “Jack Pringle a-hoy? d — n you, where are you? — you’re never at hand when you are wanted. Oh, you lubber, — a-hoy!”

  “A-hoy!” shouted a voice, as the door opened, and Jack thrust his head in; “what cheer, messmate? what ship is this?”

  “Oh, you lubberly — ”

  The door was shut in a minute, and Jack Pringle disappeared.

  “Hilloa, Jack Pringle, you don’t mean to say you’ll desert your colours, do you, you dumb dog?”

  “Who says I’ll desert the ship as she’s sea-worthy!”

  “Then why do you go away?”

  “Because I won’t be called lubberly. I’m as good a man as ever swabbed a deck, and don’t care who says to the contrary. I’ll stick to the ship as long as she’s seaworthy,” said Jack.

  “Well, come here, and just listen to the log, and be d — — d to you.”

  “What’s the orders now, admiral?” said Jack, “though, as we are paid off — ”

  “There, take that, will you?” said Admiral Bell, as he flung a pillow at Jack, being the only thing in the shape of a missile within reach.

  Jack ducked, and the pillow produced a clatter in the washhand-stand among the crockery, as Jack said, —

  “There’s a mutiny in the ship, and hark how the cargo clatters; will you have it back again?”

  “Come, will you? I’ve been dreaming, Jack.”

  “Dreaming! what’s that?”

  “Thinking of something when you are asleep, you swab.”

  “Ha, ha, ha!” laughed Jack; “never did such a thing in my life — ha, ha, ha! what’s the matter now?”

  “I’ll tell you what’s the matter. Jack Pringle, you are becoming mutinous, and I won’t have it; if you don’t hold your jaw and draw in your slacks, I’ll have another second.”

  “Another second! what’s in the wind, now?” said Jack. “Is this the dream?”

  “If ever I dream when I’m alongside a strange craft, then it is a dream; but old Admiral Bell ain’t the man to sleep when there’s any work to be done.”

  “That’s uncommon true,” said Jack, turning a quid.

  “Well, then, I’m going to fight.”

  “Fight!” exclaimed Jack. “Avast, there, I don’t see where’s the enemy — none o’ that gammon; Jack Pringle can fight, too, and will lay alongside his admiral, but he don’t see the enemy anywhere.”

  “You don’t understand these things, so I’ll tell you. I have had a bit of talk with Sir Francis Varney, and I am going to fight him.”

  “What the wamphigher?” remarked Jack, parenthetically.

  “Yes.”

  “Well, then,” resumed Jack, “then we shall see another blaze, at least afore we die; but he’s an odd fish — one of Davy Jones’s sort.”

  “I don’t care about that; he may be anything he likes; but Admiral Bell ain’t a-going to have his nephew burned and eaten, and sucked like I don’t know what, by a vampyre, or by any other confounded land-shark.”

  “In course,” said Jack, “we ain’t a-going to put up with nothing of that sort, and if so be as how he has put him out of the way, why it’s our duty to send him after him, and square the board.”

  “That’s the thing, Jack; now you know you must go to Sir Francis Varney and tell him you come from me.”

  “I don’t care if I goes on my own account,” said Jack.

  “That won’t do; I’ve challenged him and I must fight him.”

  “In course you will,” returned Jack, “and, if he blows you away, why I’ll take your place, and have a blaze myself.”

  The admiral gave a look at Jack of great admiration, and then said, —

  “You are a d — — d good seaman, Jack, but he’s a knight, and might say no to that, but do you go to him, and tell him that you come from me to settle the when and the where this duel is to be fought.”

  “Single fight?” said Jack.

  “Yes; consent to any thing that is fair,” said the admiral, “but let it be as soon as you can. Now, do you understand what I have said?”

  “Yes, to be sure; I ain’t lived all these years without knowing your lingo.”

  “Then go at once; and don’t let the honour of Admiral Bell and old England suffer, Jack. I’m his man, you know, at any price.”

  “Never fear,” said Jack; “you shall fight him, at any rate. I’ll go and see he don’t back out, the warmint.”

  “Then go along, Jack; and mind don’t you go blazing away like a fire ship, and letting everybody know what’s going on, or it’ll be stopped.”

  “I’ll not spoil sport,” said Jack, as he left the room, to go at once to Sir Francis Varney, charged with the conducting of the important cartel of the admiral. Jack made the best of his way with becoming gravity and expedition until he reached the gate of the admiral’s enemy.

  Jack rang loudly at the gate; there seemed, if one might judge by his countenance, a something on his mind, that Jack was almost another man. The gate was opened by the servant, who inquired what he wanted there.

  “The wamphigher.”

  “Who?”

  “The wamphigher.”

  The servant frowned, and was about to say something uncivil to Jack, who winked at him very hard, and then said, —

  “Oh, may be you don’t know him, or won’t know him by that name: I wants to see Sir Francis Varney.”

  “He’s at home,” said the servant; “who are you?”

  “Show me up, then. I’m Jack Pringle, and I’m come from Admiral Bell; I’m the Admiral’s friend, you see, so none of your black looks.”

  The servant seemed amazed, as well as rather daunted, at Jack’s address; he showed him, however, into the hall, where Mr. Chillingworth had just that moment arrived, and was waiting for an interview with Varney.

  CHAPTER XXXVIII.

  MARCHDALE’S OFFER. — THE CONSULTATION AT BANNERWORTH HALL. — THE MORNING OF THE DUEL.

  Mr. Chillingworth was much annoyed to see Jack Pringle in the hall, and Jack was somewhat surprised at seeing Mr. Chillingworth there at that time in the rooming; they had but little time to indulge in their mutual astonishment, for a servant came to announce that Sir Francis Varney would see them both.

  Without saying anything to the servant or each other, they ascended the staircase, and were shown into the apartment where Sir Francis Varney received them.

  “Gentlemen,” said Sir Francis, in his usual bland tone, “you are welcome.”

  “Sir Francis,” said Mr. Chillingworth, “I have come upon matters of some importance; may I crave a separate audience?”

  “And I too,” said Jack Pringle; “I come as the friend of Admiral Bell, I want a private audience; but, stay, I don’t care a rope’s end who knows who I am, or what I come about; say you are ready to name time and place, and I’m as dumb as a figure-head; that is saying something, at all events; a
nd now I’m done.”

  “Why, gentlemen,” said Sir Francis, with a quiet smile, “as you have both come upon the same errand, and as there may arise a controversy upon the point of precedence, you had better be both present, as I must arrange this matter myself upon due inquiry.”

  “I do not exactly understand this,” said Mr. Chillingworth; “do you, Mr. Pringle? perhaps you can enlighten me?”

  “It,” said Jack, “as how you came here upon the same errand as I, and I as you, why we both come about fighting Sir Francis Varney.”

  “Yes,” said Sir Francis; “what Mr. Pringle says, is, I believe correct to a letter. I have a challenge from both your principals, and am ready to give you both the satisfaction you desire, provided the first encounter will permit me the honour of joining in the second. You, Mr. Pringle, are aware of the chances of war?”

  “I should say so,” said Jack, with a wink and a nod of a familiar character. “I’ve seen a few of them.”

  “Will you proceed to make the necessary agreement between you both, gentlemen? My affection for the one equals fully the good will I bear the other, and I cannot give a preference in so delicate a matter; proceed gentlemen.”

  Mr. Chillingworth looked at Jack, and Jack Pringle looked at Mr. Chillingworth, and then the former said, —

  “Well, the admiral means fighting, and I am come to settle the necessaries; pray let me know what are your terms, Mr. What-d’ye-call’em.”

  “I am agreeable to anything that is at all reasonable — pistols, I presume?”

  “Sir Francis Varney,” said Mr. Chillingworth, “I cannot consent to carry on this office, unless you can appoint a friend who will settle these matters with us — myself, at least.”

  “And I too,” said Jack Pringle; “we don’t want to bear down an enemy. Admiral Bell ain’t the man to do that, and if he were, I’m not the man to back him in doing what isn’t fair or right; but he won’t do it.”

  “But, gentlemen, this must not be; Mr. Henry Bannerworth must not be disappointed, and Admiral Bell must not be disappointed. Moreover, I have accepted the two cartels, and I am ready and willing to fight; — one at a time, I presume?”

 

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