No surprise that she didn’t need to press the button for another floor.
When the elevator doors opened, he ushered the girl out first and followed as she turned in the direction of his room. As she walked, the hallway lights cast little reflective bands that slid down her black hair as it swayed over her olive skin. She stopped at 317, adjacent to his room and between his room and the exit. As he pulled out his key card, he heard her say, “Looks like we’re neighbors.”
He looked toward her and smiled. “Well, I’ll try to be a good neighbor. Do you like the hotel?”
“Yes, I’ve stayed here a few times. It’s really lovely.” There was no Scandinavian flavoring in her British accent, but her bikini top was interesting in an engineering-the-impossible kind of way. She walked toward him and extended her hand. “I’m Helen.”
“Of course you are.” He took her hand and held it for a moment while he looked in her eyes. “I hope Paris isn’t too noisy when he comes to steal you away.”
“Does every American read Homer before their Cyprus holiday?”
“Just the smart ones…I’m Robert, by the way.”
“Well, it’s very nice to meet you, Robert.” She turned back toward her room and looked over her shoulder. “Let me know if you need anything.”
“Thank you.” The wisp of a wrap around her waist did little to hide the triangle of green fabric below the small of her back which directed his eyes further downward. He wondered how close she was supposed to get to him.
*****
Helen, it turned out, was only responsible for him in the hotel. She kept showing up like a schoolgirl with a secret crush—at the breakfast bar, in the hotel gym, around the pool, and heading back to the room. Robert got the feeling that she might be writing, “Mrs. Robert Whitman” over and over in her notebooks. Joke was on her though, because “Robert Whitman” was just a mash-up of Robert Frost and Walt Whitman that had been approved as an alias for a man whose real passport said he was Kirk Blackwell, and whose military ID said that he was a commander in the United States Navy, and whose dress uniform was pinned with the gold Trident of a Navy SEAL.
The first full day of Kirk’s mission was limited to enjoying the hotel, interacting with as many people as possible, and taking a little walk around Larnaca Harbor. Of course, it was all planned down to the minute, and everything was being recorded by the CIA contractors on his team using cameras hidden in beach bags, purses, and backpacks. Kirk wouldn’t even have noticed them if he hadn’t known exactly where they’d be and when. The Cyprus PD hadn’t been as discreet, but trailing surveillance was a lot tougher than static counter-surveillance. They had definitely grilled the clerk at the cell phone kiosk and now had all of the information to track the phone, but that was part of the plan as well.
The next day was longer, but pleasant. Kirk couldn’t complain about being paid to tour Cyprus, buy souvenirs, and engage as many people as possible in conversation. He did his best to ignore surveillance, but saw and felt it each step of the way. They were in his rearview mirror up to Nicosia, and with him through the pedestrian area and down past the U.S. and Russian Embassies. As he drove out of town and headed toward Limassol, they were in his mirror again, though much farther back—likely because he was also being watched from the air.
Limassol would be the last little test for the Intelligence Division of the Cyprus Police, but it hinged on Kirk being able to bump into an unwitting American tourist staying at the Mediterranean Plaza Hotel. The CIA Chief of Mission at the U.S. Embassy had told the police that they could talk to anyone they saw their target contact. If that included any suspicious contacts with other Americans, then those persons could be brought to the Embassy for questioning. There was no wrong answer other than failing to report the contact at all, and all indications were that the Cyrus PD would at least talk to anyone Kirk bumped into.
He parked his rental car at a supermarket a block from the hotel and went in for a bottle of water. One of his teammates was shopping the produce aisle, a signal that the team was ready to steer him to the bump; so he checked out with the water and set off on foot for the hotel. He walked east on the inland side of the B1, trying to ignore the cameras he knew were looking toward him from bags at a bus stop, a diner, and a sidewalk café. When he finally crossed toward the hotel, his peripheral vision picked up at least three shadows at various distances. One passed behind him, one paralleled his crossing one block back, and one sat down in an apartment stairwell to make a phone call.
The Plaza had plush landscaping around its semicircular driveway and a more modern edifice than the Misty Beach, but the interior layout was almost exactly the same, though on a slightly larger scale. A tourist at the concierge desk scratched his head, elbow pointing toward the pool/beach exit, so Kirk continued that direction, winding his way around the hourglass pool and toward the beach as he looked for the next signal.
As he passed the through the gateway of palm and hibiscus that separated the pool area and the beach, he spotted a familiar figure fifty meters down the beach. She was walking toward him but paused by an empty beach chair, hand on hip, and then turned toward the water. It was Nikki. Her skimpy two-piece was going to be a topic of conversation around the table back at the safe house. Kirk imagined that she was working hard to keep from breaking into a gigantic grin. The slim Dominican had an easy smile and an even easier manner. She was everyone’s first choice as a travel companion, but the team’s deputy commander pretty much monopolized her. The running joke in the house was that Kirk was madly in lust with her.
The chair where Nikki had paused belonged to the target, and Kirk turned his eyes to where Nikki was looking and spotted the American woman who was his target. He had only seen a grainy passport photo of her, but her body language gave her away. She was trying to be nonchalantly topless like so many of the European tourists on the beach, but her arms kept creeping up to cover her breasts. She also didn’t appear too comfortable with the skimpiness of her swimsuit bottom, but she was putting on a brave face for her fellow sunbathers, so comfortable in their own skins. She knelt to splash water on her arms and shoulders then stood and pushed back a strand of dark hair that had fallen over her nose.
Kirk new that he was going to take some ribbing from the team over this tough assignment to talk to a topless American woman on the beach, especially since the team knew he had at least a slight preference for brunettes. She was walking back toward her beach chair now, her arms still a bit indecisive and her black hair brushing just where the straps to her missing top would be. Kirk decided that he would let her get there before he approached so she would have an opportunity to cover herself, but she immediately reclined and put a t-shirt over her eyes.
Well, this is going to be uncomfortable for both of us… He walked directly but slowly toward her, trying to figure out an icebreaker that might make him seem like a bit less of a creep.
Hey, I like your tan lines…! Nice bikini wax...! Where’d you get that swimsuit...? Need someone to shade your eyes...? How about your breasts?
He sat in the sand next to her chair, looked out toward the turquoise water. “You’re from the States, aren’t you?”
In a flash, the t-shirt was off of her eyes and over her breasts. Her head was turned toward him, but the cat definitely had her tongue. Her look said “Get the fuck away from me,” but she was having a bit of trouble measuring the situation.
She finally settled on a question of her own, “How could you tell?”
“You walk like an American. I can’t even explain it, really, but I can pick out fellow Americans anywhere.”
“So, you were watching me walk?”
“No, I noticed you walking and thought I’d say hello.” He turned toward her a bit. “Also, I was a bit curious. You don’t often see an American woman traveling alone this far from home. You must be quite the adventurer.”
She pushed the unruly strand of hair off of her nose again. “This is my first time anywhere outside of Nor
th America. I came here specifically to get away from American men—and from one man in particular.”
“Sorry to hear that. I guess we’re at cross purposes then, because I’m here to meet beautiful, adventurous American women.”
“I’m not really adventurous.”
“At least you don’t deny being beautiful.”
“I didn’t say that.” Finally, there was a little smile in her hazel eyes, and she was leaning ever so slightly toward him. “But thank you for the flattery. Just know that it’s not going to get me into bed with you.”
“You mistake my attentions, miss...”
“Linda. And you are?”
“Robert.”
“Not ‘Bob’?”
“Nope, just Robert. Never Rob or Bob; and definitely not Bobby. Anyway, I said I’m here to meet beautiful, adventurous American women, not bed them.”
She adjusted the t-shirt over her breasts and turned a little more toward him, drawing one smooth leg over the other slightly. He kept his eyes locked on hers, and she seemed to sense his effort to do so; and her smile grew larger. “I hardly believe that you’re not interested in bedding women, Robert. I think you’re some kind of player.”
“Oh, no.” He shook his head. “I’m actually here to overcome my shyness. Back in the States, I can’t even talk to women; but here, I’m able to walk up, look them right in the nipples, and have a conversation… Could I borrow your shirt for a second?”
She laughed, and it was beautiful. “Sorry, Robert, but you seem to have overcome your shyness quite well without the help of my nipples, and I’m sure you saw enough when you ‘noticed’ me walking on the beach.”
“I’m sure no man could ever get enough of you, Linda,” Kirk said as he got to his feet, “but I’m afraid I have to go.”
“Really?” She looked genuinely disappointed and settled back into her chair with a fading smile.
“Flying to Athens in the morning, and I’m staying over in Larnaca, unfortunately. But it was very nice to meet you. I hope you enjoy the rest of your vacation and don’t run into any more of those awful American men.”
“I guess they’re not all so awful. I’m glad you decided to talk to me, Robert. Safe travels.”
“Same to you.” Kirk turned and walked back toward the hotel and noticed the bystanders who reacted to his movement. Looked like at least half a dozen, and two of them seemed to be zeroing in on Linda. Soon enough, she wasn’t going to be so happy that he talked to her.
*****
Linda Dorgan waited until Robert-not-Bob was out of sight before moving her t-shirt back over her eyes. She had kind of hoped he would at least look back, but it seemed he really did have somewhere to go. Story of her life: Mr. Might-be-Right at the wrong place and time. Maybe she should have asked for his number back in the states. Would that have seemed desperate? What if he wanted hers, but didn’t want to look desperate himself? He definitely didn’t give off a married vibe, and good-looking single guys about her age seemed to be in short supply; and the ones who were available seemed more interested in the under-thirty crowd.
She imagined him coming back and standing over her, with that dimpled smile and sandy blond hair, those blue eyes looking her directly in the nipples as they continued their conversation. Maybe we should get a drink. Why don’t we go up to your room? Oh, gawd! Her friends wouldn’t even believe it. They thought she was crazy just for going to Cyprus—for going anywhere alone. She could have found just as much sun in Florida or Hawaii. But it wouldn’t have been the same escape; wouldn’t have drawn the same broad line of demarcation. She wouldn’t believe it herself—meeting a man while on an adventurous Mediterranean vacation and sleeping with him that night. It was a nice little fantasy, though, and Robert was the perfect leading man in her romantic mind-movie. She could almost feel him looking down at her.
And then she was looking down as she was lifted straight up by her armpits and the shirt fell from her eyes to her knees to her toes to the sand. Men on either side of her had her by her wrists and upper arms, their thumbs pressing into the bone with such force that she couldn’t muster a scream, just an airy “Ah! Ah! Ah…”
A dusky, weather-beaten woman in a blue police polo shirt and black cargo pants picked up the cotton t-shirt with the end of her baton. The toes of her black steel-toed boots reflected Linda’s own freshly-pedicured toes with their soft-colored nail polish and even softer flesh, as they struggled to maintain some useful contact with the beach.
“What was your business with Mr. Whitman?” The woman crumpled the shirt in her hand and poked the baton directly between Linda’s breasts, every eye on the beach witness to her crucifixion.
She shook off the surprise and felt her horror turn to anger. “Who the fuck is Mr. Whitman? And who sent you here...? It was my ex-husband, wasn’t it? I can’t believe you would harass an American citizen like this at the bidding of a fucking county police officer. I want to talk to the American Embassy! Now!”
The baton and the thumbs pressed harder.
“This has nothing to do with any American police officer, but thank you for offering your nationality. Now answer my question: What was your business with Mr. Whitman?”
“I don’t know any Whitman.”
“You only finished talking to him. Did you exchange something?”
“What?” Robert! What has that handsome asshole done?
“Did you exchange anything?”
“No. He was just hitting on me. I don’t know him.” Linda tried to twist her arms to put the pressure in a new spot. “Can I have my shirt, please? I haven’t done anything wrong.”
The end of the baton now pressed against the jugular notch at the top of Linda’s sternum. “It’s no use lying to us,” the policewoman said. “You looked very familiar with Mr. Whitman. We will uncover any connection you have to him.”
Looked very familiar with him? It felt very familiar with him…
Officer Baton-woman backed away and spread the hotel beach towel on the sand, then placed the t-shirt and Linda’s flip-flops on top of it before emptying her bag one item at a time: bottle of sunscreen, two bottles of water, a trashy novel, a tube of lip balm, a floppy hat, and absolutely nothing nefarious.
“See,” Linda said, “nothing funny…” She looked beyond her tormentor. “FUCK! People are taking pictures of this with their cell phones. I’m going to be all over the internet. Give me my goddam shirt!”
The policewoman turned, and a dozen cell phones suddenly turned away or disappeared. She turned back and said something that was Greek to Linda, and the men released their grip on Linda’s arms. That only doubled the pain for a minute, but not so much that she couldn’t get her shirt on when Attila the Policewoman tossed it back to her. Then the men took her again by the elbows and she was marched into the hotel barefoot, like a child being taken to meet a harsh schoolmaster with a cane. The policewoman followed with Linda’s belongings packed into her bag.
They took her through the lobby and directly up to her room, where she was ordered to open the safe and produce her passport. When that was done, they finally gave her a little space and let her sit at the desk while the policewoman went out onto the balcony and made a phone call.
As Little Miss SWAT in her combat chic came back through the sliding glass door, Linda said, “I want to talk to the American Embassy, and I want all of your names and ID Numbers.”
“Your embassy has that information. I’ve got them on the phone right now, and someone wants to talk to you, Ms. Dorgan.”
Linda took the phone. “Hello?”
“Good afternoon, Ms. Dorgan. My name is Miles Konrad. I’m the Deputy Chief of Mission here at the embassy.” He paused for a second. “I understand you may have had a somewhat traumatic encounter on the beach, and I want to offer as much of an explanation as I can. But first, are you okay?”
“I’m recovering.” She looked at the two men who had tried to destroy the circulation in her arms. “But I’d sure as hell lik
e to know why I had to be dangled topless in front of everybody at the beach.”
“Yes, I heard about that, and the Cyprus Chief of Police would like to offer you a personal apology and VIP transportation for the rest of your stay. Also, we will pay your hotel bill and move you to another hotel of your choice if you longer feel comfortable there.”
“How about express service through customs and security when I fly out?”
“Done. You’ll go out under diplomatic status.”
“And business class?”
“All the way back to Dulles.”
“So, you know my itinerary.”
“We have that ability; mostly so we can help tourists who run into problems.”
Like muscular problems with dimples and blue eyes. “So, tell me about this misunderstanding, Miles.”
“The man you met on the beach is a State Department employee with a Top Secret / Sensitive Compartmented Information clearance.”
“And...?
“Well, he operates very independently, and we—for reasons I can’t disclose—were concerned that he may have fallen in with some of the wrong sort of people—”
“The kind of people who would restrain a topless woman in front of dozens of tourists carrying cameras and smart phones?”
Miles Konrad cleared his throat. “More like the kind of people who would like to kill lots of Americans.”
“So how do the Cyprus Police fit in all of this? Shouldn’t I have been confronted by some kind of Jason Bourne character? Can’t we police our own?”
“We don’t have police powers in other countries, Ms. Dorgan, and we couldn’t move that many assets fast enough. That’s why we asked the Cyprus Police for help. Even if we were running the surveillance, we’d get their permission.”
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