Death on a Dirty Afternoon (The Terry Bell Mysteries Book 1)

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by Colin Garrow




  Death on a Dirty Afternoon

  By Colin Garrow

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  Copyright 2016 Colin Garrow

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  Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Author's Note

  Excerpt from 'Ariadne 7'

  Books by this Author

  Connect with Me

  About the Author

  Chapter 1

  Frank Armstrong had lain down on the dining room table before, but in the past he'd always been either sound asleep or dead drunk. Now he was just dead.

  I stared at his half-open mouth and washed-out face, and marvelled at the way his body seemed to barely inhabit the crappy suit he always wore. If I were the sort to feel guilty, I might wonder if it had been my fault, him being dead, I mean. But I wasn't.

  Behind me, the blonde coughed like she needed attention.

  'Why'd you call me?' I said.

  'I just...' She shrugged. 'Wanted someone here, y'know? And you were his friend. I thought ye'd want to know.' She pouted at me, then seemed to remember she was supposed to be the grieving widow and turned it into a whimper.

  'You call an ambulance?'

  I expect they'll send one, but what's the point? He's stone cold.' She sniffed. 'Doctor's on his way.'

  Her face was conspicuously free of tears, and even though it was only eight in the morning and she'd probably only been home an hour, I could see she'd taken time to tart herself up before receiving visitors. Only the wonky hairdo and excess luggage under her eyes, showed she'd been shagging all night.

  'You think it was..?' I hesitated. 'I mean..?'

  'I know what ye mean, bonny lad. Ye mean was it natural causes or did I smack him over the head once too often for being a boring shit?' She sniffed again and dabbed her nose with a hanky. 'No. I expect his heart packed in. Bound to, sooner or later.'

  I nodded and wondered if she realised there'd be an autopsy.

  Lizzy glanced out the window and made a face. 'Tch, look at that nosy cow. I should've left the nets up.'

  I turned to look. A woman across the road was standing at her front door, watching. With two pairs of eyes on her, the offender backed inside and shut the door. As we stood watching, I noticed Frank's car wasn't outside. I didn't say anything to his wife. She had enough to deal with just now.

  There was a pause while Lizzy brushed unseen fluff from her blouse. She fiddled with the curtains and wiped a finger through the dust on the windowsill. I got the feeling there was something else in the pipeline.

  Eventually, in an oh-I've-just-remembered sort of way, she said, 'You wouldn't be goin past Ronnie's, by any chance?'

  When I looked her full in the face, she dropped her gaze to the carpet.

  'Wondered if ye wouldn't mind callin at the office? Tellin the lads, an that?' She bit her lower lip the way she always did when she was pushing her luck. 'I made a couple of phone calls, ye know, family an that, but I'm not up to talking to anyone else yet.'

  Of course. That's why she'd called me. Not because she felt in need of a friend, bit of moral support, which'd be fair enough, you might think. No, she wanted someone to take the crap that Frank's boss would be dishing up with a hot spoon. Or more to the point, when the brown stuff hit the proverbial and Big Ronnie went ballistic, she didn't want to be in the firing line. The fact of Frank being dead wouldn't get in the way of Ronnie taking back what was his.

  'Aye, of course.' I shuffled my feet. 'I should go.'

  'I was at Dave's place last night.' She showed me her 'sorry' face. 'I could tell you were wonderin, like.'

  'Aye.'

  She threw her hands up as if the frustration of it all was truly overwhelming. 'I mean how was I supposed to know? Never told me where he was going or nothin.'

  'He was at work, wasn't he? So ye did know where he was, pretty much.'

  'I knew he was drivin a bloody taxi. Course I did, but...' She ran out of steam and excuses at the same time.

  Relenting a little, I allowed her a small slice of benefit-of-the-doubt pie. 'So you weren't here when he died. It wouldn't have made any difference.' I glanced at Frank. 'Not to him.' I started for the door.

  'I'll let you know when the funeral is.' She touched my hand. 'Ye'll come?'

  It was only then, in that few seconds of human contact, that I felt the tears start. Not for her, mind, not that selfish, money-grabbing bitch. I looked back at the body on the table. 'I'll be there, Lizzy,' I said. And I would be - for Frank.

  It was a seaside town like any other seaside town: from the non-existent sand dunes and candy-striped deck chairs to the concrete piers and tacky market stalls, we had it all. Whether you wanted to sit on the beach or prop up the nearest bar, there was something for everyone - so long as whatever you were looking for didn't amount to much. I'd like to say the tourists loved it, but they didn't, and the ones that said they did were lying.

  Years ago, the place was a Mecca for gamblers, with casinos and gambling dens up and down the seafront and northern gangsters pitting their wits against the sharp suits from the south - Gateshead. I'd lived there all my life, apart from thirty years in London and the odd weekend in Skegness, and I'd been around the block a few times, in both directions. So I knew the score, kind of.

  I'd like to say it was My Town. But it wasn't. I just lived there.

  Out in the street, I glanced back at Lizzy. She was still standing by the window looking at Frank. No wonder the neighbours were watching - not every day you see a middle-aged bloke in a suit lying dead on his own dining room table. You'd think the silly bitch would have the sense to draw the curtains, but that's Lizzy all round - let the world watch while you squeeze out the big fat turds of your life, or something along those lines.

  It was spitting on to rain and I debated whether to walk back to the flat and get the car, but I'd have ended up walking the same distance anyway, so I headed up Inkerman, into Kitchener and crossed Winston Lane. I did my usual trick of nipping in the back entrance of Boots and out the other side onto the High Street by which time the rain had really got going.

  Pulling my collar up, I stood for a minute in the doorway, casting about for a friendly face. Over the road there was a blue Nissan Crappy with its hazards on - not exactly a welcoming visage, but it'd do for now. I came up behind the car and jumped into the passenger seat.

  'Jeezas Terry, I nearly filled me pants there.' Fat Barry flicked his cigarette out the window and shoogled round in his seat. 'Not got a job yet?'

  I shook my head. 'You know I've not.'

  'Oh, aye.'

  His happy smiling face told me he hadn't heard the news. Given that the two of them were supposed to be great mates, I thought it bes
t to break it to him gently. 'Frank's dead.'

  He laughed, then clocking my own unlaughy face, allowed his guffaws to fade. 'You're fuckin jokin?'

  'His wife thinks it was his heart.'

  'Heart attack? Christ.' He let out a long sigh, generously sharing a hint of the kebab he'd had for supper the night before. He sighed again. 'Christ. When?'

  'Last night by the looks of it. Lizzy came home and found him.'

  'Bet she was out shaggin that Davy from the arcade, was she?' He shook his head sadly. 'Poor bugger.'

  I wasn't sure if he meant Davy or Frank, but I wasn't going to ask. 'Anyway, I said I'd let Ronnie know.'

  Barry's mouth dropped open again. 'You're not, though? Tellin Ronnie?'

  'I said I would. Unless you want to do it?' It wasn't a serious question, but Barry thought it was.

  'Like shite. He'd tear me a new ringpiece.' He gave me his serious look. 'He'd tear you a new ringpiece.' He dropped his voice. 'You know Frank owed him ten grand?'

  I nodded.

  'Well?'

  'Well what? Not going to give it back now, is he?'

  The fat man sucked in his cheeks, reminding me of that old joke about the camel and the bricks. 'He'll not be happy.' He paused, then, 'That's why you're away to tell Ronnie. Suppose ye canna expect her to do it. Not when she's just lost her husband an that. And especially not when she owes him ten big ones.' He gave me a funny look. 'She didn't ring you up to go over there just to ask you to do her dirty work? What a bitch.'

  'Hardly dirty work, Barry. Her husband just died. Ye can't blame her for that.' I felt justified saying this, cos even though I did blame her, there was no need for anyone else to do the same. Not just yet anyway.

  Barry mused on the solemnity of the occasion for several minutes until I began to wonder if he'd have any eulogising left for the funeral.

  'You want a lift?'

  I nodded at the meter. 'You've got a fare.'

  'Just a wait-and-return for Mrs Arthur and that daft cousin of hers. They'll be twenty minutes yet.'

  'No, you're alright.' I slid a finger into the door handle and pulled. 'And Barry —'

  'What?'

  'Stay off the radio.' I winked at him and climbed out the car. It wasn't necessary to warn him off, but my fat friend had a nasty habit of dropping bombshells on behalf of others, and I didn't want to walk into the office to find I'd been pre-empted.

  It took me ten minutes to walk down to the taxi office on the sea front. Nestled in-between a takeaway and a tattooist, I'd always wondered if there was something alphabetical going on when Ronnie had pooled his dubious resources and rented the place a year or two earlier, but any sense of symmetry would've been lost on the folk round here.

  I pushed open the door and went upstairs.

  The reception area was a wide room with a counter across the middle and a variety of dining room chairs against the far wall. Two punters were waiting, reading month-old copies of Men's Health.

  'Hello Terry, bit early for you, isn't it?' Carol's smile was the best reason for showing my face at Ron's Taxis, though the view of the bay was almost worth the trip, when it wasn't pissing down. At thirty-nine and a bit, she was only a few years younger than me, but she still managed to look amazing first thing in the morning.

  'Never too early to see you, pet.'

  She slid the headphones off, swivelled her chair round and scooted across the lino to the end of the counter. 'I'll put the kettle on, eh?'

  I shook my head. 'No, you're alright, I'm not stoppin.' My face told her more than I'd intended and she stood up, leaning on the desk.

  'What's happened? You alright?'

  Nodding towards the office, I said, 'Is anyone in?' The question wasn't necessary, since I could see a blurred shape through the frosted glass.

  She glanced at the punters and mouthed You okay?

  I mouthed back that I was fine. 'Is he in?'

  A voice crackled over the radio. Carol pushed a hand through her hair and moved back to the microphone. 'That you, Billy? Do 42 Eldon Street going up to Asda.'

  The voice crackled in the affirmative.

  She jerked her head and I moved closer. 'Ronnie's on a job,' she said, 'but the old man's in, an he's not shoutin anymore so he must be off the phone.' She waved a hand towards the wood-chipped wall that separated her and the punters from the bosses.

  I poked my head around the door. Of the two desks pushed together in the middle of the tiny room, only one was occupied. Glancing at the back door, I was reassured to see it was bolted. If the younger member of the Thompson family decided to come up the back way, I'd at least get a bit of warning.

  Ken didn't bother to look up. 'Oh aye? And what do you want?' It wasn't obvious from his expression if he already knew why I was there, so I hesitated, one hand on the door. I watched as he tapped one-fingeredly at his keyboard, as if he'd only recently learned how to spell.

  After a moment, he raised his head and made eye contact. 'Come on then, if you're comin in.' He indicated the empty chair.

  I made myself comfortable and folded my hands in my lap.

  'If you're wantin your job back, ye can go fuck yourself.' There was no malice in his voice, but I knew he wasn't joking.

  'Ronnie not in?'

  He stopped typing. 'Why d'you want to see Ronnie?'

  'I don't.'

  He let out a long breath. 'Oh, like that, is it? Go on, then. Give iz the bad news.'

  The flat on Otterburn Terrace wasn't anyone's idea of palatial accommodation, but the high ceilings and double-fronted windows, gave it the appearance of one of those dockside shitehouse apartments that folk with less sense than money think is the bee's bollocks.

  Allowing the front door to clatter shut like a big clattery thing, I took my time climbing up to the top floor. If Sharon was still there, I didn't want to surprise her, but as it turned out, I needn't have bothered - the front door was locked and the boxes she'd piled up on the landing had gone. No hanging about for her.

  Throwing the keys into the papier mâché bowl I'd made when I was ten, I stood for a while in the passage, noting the empty spaces on the coat rack and the missing CD's in the floor-to-ceiling-bookcase that was lovingly squashed into the alcove between the kitchen and living room doors. I let my gaze settle on the middle shelf and without looking too closely, I could see she'd at least left me the Bix Beiderbecke records. Nice.

  I put some coffee on and spent an hour getting reacquainted with what was left of my flat. Naturally, she'd taken the lava lamps and vintage travel posters. The spaces where all her stuff had been gave the place a strange sense of insignificance, though not necessarily in a bad way. To make myself feel better, I moved the furniture round, putting it back where it had been originally, before I'd been daft enough to let Sharon loose with all that Feng Shui shite.

  If this were a normal Saturday, I'd be still in bed with coffee and toast after a night picking up the dregs of the town til the early hours, but this wasn't a normal Saturday, and not just because of Frank.

  I finished off the last of the so-called Mexican blend while reminding myself of the state of my bank account. I've never been good with money so wasn't used to being in anything but the red, but that'd changed a few weeks before when my sister handed over my half of what was left after we'd paid for the funeral. At a little over forty thousand, it wasn't exactly a fortune, but it'd given me the impetus to pack in driving a taxi for a living.

  Even so, it would've been useful if the old bugger had died six months ago, when the money could still have made a difference, but Sharon had spent too many nights waiting up, and too many Fridays sitting in the pub on her own, clinging to a dream that eventually things might change. When they finally did, it turned out it was the old straw/camel's back thing and she'd already found somewhere else to live.

  I'd've been happy to give her another chance if that sort of thing had appealed to her, however, she'd made her bed and she wanted to lie in it. It was only later I realis
ed she's wasn't going to be lying in it by herself, so there didn't seem much point trying to persuade her otherwise.

  When the clock on the mantle had rolled round to my normal getting-up time, I decided to spend the day shopping for all the items Sharon had taken that I couldn't live without.

  One of the things she used to complain about was my routines - ever since I'd bumped into one of my dodgy mates on the way out somewhere, I'd got into the habit of looking out the front window before going downstairs. Normally, it wouldn't make any difference, but today was the exception - a dark, lumbering bulk slithered into my field of vision. Big Ronnie was heading my way and I wasn't in the mood for his sort of banter.

  I just made the foot of the stairs when his ugly shadow slid across the half-glazed front door. I didn't bother to wait for him to press the buzzer and skipped out the back while my legs were still in working order. It wasn't that Ronnie was dangerous, but since he was here, he'd obviously heard the news of Frank's death, and I guessed he wasn't popping in to pass on his condolences.

  The narrow lane that separated the back gardens of Otterburn Terrace and Flodden Road ran left and right across another two streets on either side. I headed left, which took me over Lansdowne Road and into an alley that led to the train station. If this had been tomorrow, there'd be a market on and I could lose myself for an hour, but it wasn't, so I headed onto the platform and over the bridge, hoping the railway track might have a similar effect on Ronnie to whatever it is that a river does to a pack of hounds chasing a wanted man.

  Making my way back into town by the pretty route, I did a bit of shopping and managed to replace about half the things Sharon had nicked from my kitchen. Admittedly, some of them were on the pricey side, but as she wouldn't be using them, I reasoned they'd last twice as long.

  Thinking I'd give my pursuer a chance to get bored and go home, I passed a pleasant couple of hours in the South Sea Bubble, enjoying the latest 'guest' lager and sharing a plate of garlic potato wedges with a guy I was at school with. While the face was familiar, I couldn't recall his actual name, though as he didn't seem to remember mine either, it hardly mattered. Besides, it was chucking it down outside and I'd no desire to bump into Ronnie with me brandishing only wet hair and a moist demeanour.

 

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