by David Berens
Tidal Wave
A Troy Bodean Compendium
David Berens
TIDAL WAVE
A Troy Bodean Short Story Collection
By: David F. Berens
TIDAL WAVE
A Troy Bodean Short Story Collection
All Rights Reserved © 2017 by David F. Berens
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Finegan Publications 2017
CreateSpace Press
Printed in The United States of America
Contact the Author at:
www.DavidFBerens.com
Created with Vellum
Contents
Introduction
Back Roads
1. Troy Clint Bodean
2. Joe Bond
3. Becky & RayRay
Stories Coming Soon
Knuckle Bones
Introduction
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Rogue Wave - Excerpt
Introduction
Part I
1. Non-Discretionary Spending
2. Troy’s Crick
3. Spotted Dick
4. Another Hat Trick
5. Hairre Today, Gone Tomorrow
Also by David Berens
Introduction
Welcome friends to a fun little book I put together with a few short stories about some of the crazy characters found in my Troy Bodean Adventure Series. These little shorts were so much fun to write and allowed me to take a closer look at what makes these people tick! I specifically enjoyed writing the Troy short from a first-person perspective.
It allowed me to jump inside the mind of Troy… something I’ve been wanting to do for a long time now! I hope you enjoy these fun little vignettes and if you haven’t already, don’t forget to check out all of the Troy Bodean Tropical Thriller Series at www.DavidFBerens.com
I’d also like to encourage you to sign up for my email reader group, so that I can keep you up-to-date on all the latest releases, promos, and let you know when new stories are added to this collection!
You can find that link at
www.DavidFBerens.com/readergroup.
There are 5 stories planned for now and here you have the first stories in the collection. My hope is that you will enjoy my characters enough that you might try one of the full-length novels in the Troy Bodean Tropical Thriller series.
Enjoy,
Back Roads
A Troy Bodean Short Story Collection
1
Troy Clint Bodean
The Peppermint Hippo
Afghanistan was a bitch… Mama always slapped my face when I said as much, but, I just couldn’t find a better word for what I thought about it. Watching a buddy get his legs blown clean off by a dang pipe bomb is a bitch no matter how you slice it. And speaking of slicing, that’s why I got sent home… a piece of shrapnel from that same bomb flung itself into and almost through my right knee. So, the Army, bless their hearts, had spent millions of dollars teaching me how to fly Apaches and then paid some more to discharge me and send me home. I was fine with that.
Only problem was, I didn’t have nowhere to go. I lost contact with my brother, Ryan Bodean, before we got shipped out. I tried to find him after, but I think he was still in… or missing… or dead. Daddy was long gone from a heart attack. I was only five at the time, so I didn’t know the man. Mama didn’t make it ‘til we got back from the war. I could tell you she died of a broken heart, but more likely it was the meth. So, I did what any vet with a bum knee and no interesting prospects does when they get back stateside… I went to Vegas.
The glory of it all was amazin’, neon lights and pretty girls… all dressed like… well, like they wanted not to be dressed. I rolled into town lookin’ for work flyin’. There’s a lot of whales out there that need private helicopters and a lot of casinos willin’ to foot the bill. But what I didn’t know, is that there are a lot of dudes out there just like me that can fly choppers too. I looked around for somethin’ until my belly demanded that I get some money rollin’ in… any money at all.
Workin’ in Vegas ain’t like workin’ anywhere else. Ya gotta know somebody and I didn’t know anybody at all. What I did know was that there were a hundred thousand people comin’ into town every day lookin’ for work and more than half didn’t last a week before they hopped back on that Greyhound bus that brought ‘em in and headed home. I also knew that I’d made it three weeks on odd-jobs and eatin’ scraps with local bums… you’d be amazed at what gets thrown away behind these casinos out here. I think I actually ate better in Vegas than I did in Aghanistan.
However, that ain’t the story I wanted to tell you. What I wanted to tell you was how I came to be employed at the glorious Peppermint Hippo… and then how my employment came to a screeching halt. But let me back up. Remember that Greyhound bus I mentioned? I learned very quickly that the kind of people that got off that bus more often than not, were young, impressionable gals, hoping to make it big as a showgirl or an actress or somethin’ like that. Not many of them did… actually, none of them did. Most of them got chewed up, exploited, abused, and spit out by the flashing Mecca that is Los Vegas. Those that stuck around got jobs serving the steady stream of party seekers that flooded into and then out of the city every day. Some became cleaning ladies, some worked in restaurants or bars, some even maybe got a shot at dealin’… but that came with a lot of temptation and most of ‘em left that job with a criminal record. But a selected few got a chance to get on stage barely coverin’ their boobies with flowers, fans, and peacock feathers. Singin’ and dancin’ and shakin’ it up until their bodies rebelled and age caught up with them. With all the temptations of Vegas around – eatin’, drinkin’, dopin’ – the average shelf like of a dancer is somethin’ like two years… at best. That’s when they all bailed out. Unless they’d lost enough dignity or just plain didn’t care anymore to head out to the seedier parts of town and dance without the flowers, fans, and peacock feathers.
The music out there was a little louder, meatier, and actually, a little more my speed. Mostly classic rock, hard rock, and maybe some grunge thrown in for the customers who liked it a little rough. I got my job one night when I was foldin’ my last dollar bill and makin’ plans to get outta Dodge. I was at a dump of a place called the Peppermint Hippo – 46 Hot Chicks, and 1 Ugly One. It was my kind of place. There were two showers on the sides of the stage with soapy nekkid chicks at all times. And once they all found out you were a local, they left you alone, preferring the vacationing businessmen with company cash to blow. Or, speakin’ of blow, they might be scopin’ out drugs, and if you didn’t have any, you didn’t get any… if you catch my drift.
Anyway, a new girl sallied up to me on this, my supposed last night in Vegas, and started grindin’ all over me. There was an early Aerosmith song playin’, so I let her do her best. After the dance – which I’d give a solid B+ for effort – she held out her palm. I looked at it and then slapped her five with my hand. Apparently, this was not the response she was waiting for, so she slapped my face.
“Sweetie,” I said shrugging my shoulders, “I’m sorry, but I never asked for that. I figured it was pro bono or whatever.”
“Asshole,” she said, “there ain’t no pro bono bullcrap at the Hippo.”
“Whatever, hun,” I said, �
��I wish I had somethin’ to give ya, but I’m dead broke.”
I pulled out my wallet, which was completely empty, and showed her the evidence. She huffed and walked away. I thought that was the end of it, so I sipped my beer and mentally prepared for my glorious exodus.
But, that wasn’t the end of it... according to the manager, I owed that chick twenty bucks, that just happened to be twenty more than I had. So, he and I decided on an appropriate amount of sweeping up the disgusting filth on the floor of the Hippo that would be equal to twenty bucks… about three hours’ worth. The bad news is that I only vomited once upon discovering a used… well, you know… in the champagne room and I narrowly avoided busting in on a couple in the bathroom doin’… well, you know that too. The good news was that I was there long enough to see the second shift come in.
If you don’t know strip clubs well enough, there’s a few girls that work when it’s still daylight outside. Let’s call that the “B” team. And then there’s girls that only come in after dark when the cash is flowing. Let’s call that the “A” team and I ain’t talkin’ about B. A. Baracus or Murdock A-Team. I’m talkin’ about the difference between having visible scars and drug tracks versus exceptionally smooth skin and no hair stickin’ out anywhere. Yeah, I was there to see the best of the “A” team walk in.
The Hippo turned a shade brighter when Gidget took the stage. She never wore anything you could buy at a sex shop, even though she would have it all off before the second minute of her song. And that was another thing she was good at… her dance was a direct interpretation of the song she chose. Her rendition of Hot For Teacher by Van Halen changed my life. I did indeed have it bad, have it bad, have it bad… She ended the song by flingin’ her red and green, Tartan plaid skirt on my head as I was sweepin’ up dollar bills that didn’t quite hit the stage and puttin’ ‘em in a pile by the pole for her.
“Thank you handsome,” she said and scratched my fuzzy beard.
Yeah, so you might not know this, but at that point, the Outback Tea Stained straw cowboy hat hadn’t come into my life yet. At this point, I was wearin’ my favorite LSU ballcap.
“Louisiana boy?” she asked as she scooped up the monster pile of singles she had earned with one song.
“Yup,” I said and tipped the cap slightly.
I may or may not have been noticing that she was still completely nekkid, but I never let my eyes roam. I made eye contact the whole time with her insanely beautiful, shimmering emerald colored eyes. And I think that’s why she asked me for a lift after work.
The parking lot of the Hippo was a junkyard of crap people threw out of their cars including beer bottles, crack pipes, and used… well, you know whats. Apparently, a bottle caught the sidewall of her Mercedes C Class just right and flattened the tire. I offered to change it for her, but she’d already had a flat earlier this month and didn’t have a good spare. Could she bum a ride? Well, seeing as how I’d sold my car to eat last week… I declined.
“Dammit,” she said, crinkling her nose in the cutest sexy way that I thought was possible, “The dealer can’t get anyone out to pick it up until tomorrow. I guess I can make some calls later and see if I can scare up another ride.”
I nodded and tipped my cap… and she walked away.
I felt like a teenager, a dang starry-eyed teenager. I wanted an excuse to talk to her again, so I worked out a plan. Get a cab for her. That was the big plan. As I swept the floor, I began to notice random dollar bills with no particular girl attached, so I started stuffin’ ‘em in my shirt pocket. By midnight, I had a grand total of seventeen dollars. As I finished paying off my twenty-dollar payoff shift, the music abruptly stopped. There were no records in those days, but I almost imagined the needle scratching itself off the record. The bouncer suddenly came rumbling down the stairs from the D.J. booth holding a scraggly lookin’ dude by the shirt collar.
As he dragged the guy to the door and hurled him out into the parking lot, he pointed after him.
“And don’t ever freakin’ show your face in here again!” he yelled in a distinctly New Jersian accent.
The bouncer walked back in the club and shrugged on his collar to fix his suit jacket. He stopped right in front of me and used one hand to slick back his hair. It had several rings on it that matched the gaggle of gold chains around his neck.
“So, whataboutit?” he asked me.
“Beg pardon?” I didn’t know what he was gettin’ at, but I figured it couldn’t be good.
“You ever work a booth?” he said pointing up to the D.J. balcony above the dance floor.
“I, um…,” I started to say, but he interrupted me.
“Thirty an hour – cash, plus youse can use the apartment upstairs,” he said quickly, “but there’s two rules that our previously employed jackass didn’t seem to want to follow. Don’t mess with the girls and don’t do no blow on company time. Capiche?”
I held up my hands to protest. He grabbed one and shook it.
“Okay, then,” he said, “now get your ass up there and make some money for deez girls.”
Thirty bucks an hour was more than I’d made at anything in Vegas. And I had a place to crash, to boot. I decided I’d give it a try for a few days. I could always stock up enough cash to get on a Greyhound out of town. But that wasn’t exactly how it went down.
At the end of the night, she popped her head into the booth.
As I was tucking AC/DC’s Dirty Deeds back into its sleeve she said, “I overheard Vinnie sayin’ you were the new D.J. guy.”
“Yup,” I nodded.
It was at this point that I realized she was still beautiful, even though the house lights had been turned on. Her skin was flawless, no evidence of a previous baby, heroin habit, or appendicitis. Clean. Very clean.
“And you’re stayin’ upstairs?”
My skin tingled. I wasn’t sure whether or not it was because I knew what she was going to ask and I was excited about it. Or whether I realized I was about to break one of the only two rules Vinnie had laid down in our employment agreement just a few hours ago.
“Yup.”
“Look,” she said, maybe sensing my hesitation, “I ain’t no hooker and I don’t do drugs and I sure as hell don’t screw the help.”
“Ouch,” I wondered if she knew she was failing miserably to make her case for staying.
She laughed, “I’m kidding. I mean, I’m not gonna screw you, but I can’t get a ride. I’ll sleep on the floor. Hell, we don’t even have to speak if you don’t want to.”
I nodded in the direction of Vinnie who was counting a ridiculous pile of cash down on the bar.
“What about the boss?”
“Oh, trust me,” she winked, “he ain’t the boss. Nah, it’ll be just fine.”
She stuck out her hand. I took it and shook it. Soft, crazy soft.
“If you say so, Gidget.”
I’d heard her stage name a few dozen times tonight as desperate men and women hollered at her across the room.
“Debby,” she said smiling, “call me Debby. And you are?”
“Troy Clint Bodean,” I said, like my mama always taught me, “but you can just call me Troy.”
“Alright, Troy,” she said, “I’ll meet you upstairs in a few. You like Longboard?”
The tingling came back and I just nodded.
“I like mine with orange slices,” she said as she climbed out of the booth, “hope that’s okay.”
“That’ll do,” I said and wondered how many of the rules I was breaking already.
The next morning, we both heard the flatbed truck pulling in to pick up her car. We hadn’t slept at all. Now, we didn’t do anything… just talkin’ and drinkin’ a coupla beers. Turned out, we had a lot in common. Okay, well, it wasn’t that much in common, but it was enough.
She grabbed my phone as she stepped up into the cab of the Mercedes dealer’s tow and punched her number into it. In the space of twenty-four hours, I’d gone from leaving Las Vegas to ho
lding down a good job with benefits, namely, a sweet apartment and a sexy as hell girlfriend. Or, that’s what I thought at the time.
* * *
You know, you’d be surprised how fast you can run with only a towel around your waist and not end up parading through the lobby of the MGM Casino in the nude. And you might be surprised to find out that Debby’s husband, Teddy… yes, I said husband, looked like a character straight out of the Sopranos. But now that I’ve told you that, you might not be surprised that his two thugs, Vinnie and Louie, decided I was leaving town immediately… as in, don’t worry about grabbing your clothes, just get the hell outta dodge. And I swear, it’s all way more innocent than it sounds. So, here’s how that went down.
I called Debby after work one night. Up to this point, we’d chatted on the phone a few times and we’d had a few beers together. Aside from an occasional peck on the cheek, she hadn’t so much as rubbed my back in a strongly suggestive way… though I had thought about that more than once. She sounded a little different this time, her voice took a tone of fear. I wasn’t sure what that was all about.
“Are you okay?” I’d asked.
“Yeah, yeah,” she said quickly, “I’m good. But I can’t talk right now.”
“So, you’ve been off for a week,” I said, “I’ve missed you.”