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by Heather McHugh




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  To my mother, who has loved literature all her life, and who turned ninety-one the year I finished this book, I dedicate it.

  I use white-black life gain and self-burn, green-black discard rush, and blue-green buildup creature crush.

  Overheard in conversation

  I love Method, extremely.

  Clenard the Grammarian, in a dialogue by Matthew Prior

  Contents

  Title Page

  Note to Reader

  Identical Multiples

  Fastener

  Webcam the World

  Dodo’s Caca

  Hackers Can Sidejack Cookies

  A Blind

  Far Niente

  Postcocious

  Recurrent Dream

  Agape

  Study Under Fire

  On Purpose Laid

  Granny’s Song

  About the Head

  Unto High Heaven

  I Cannot Clear My Eyes

  Philosopher Orders Crispy Pork

  Thous by the Thousands

  Ill-Made Almighty

  And the Greatest of These

  For Want of Better Words

  Space Bar

  Myrrha to the Source

  With the Moon

  The Song of Skeptomai Lou

  Missing Meaning

  Good Old God

  Half Border and Half Lab

  Domestique

  Glass House

  From the Tower

  Man in the Street

  Mary’s Reminder

  Creature Crush

  Nocebo

  Dark View

  Tree Farm

  Which Is Given for You

  The River Overflows the Rift

  The Gift

  Not to Be Dwelled On

  Practice Practice Practice

  Both Sides Snipe at the Holy Ghost

  No Sex for Priests

  Boondocks

  Nothing Is Too Small

  Moving Walkway

  Thanks for That Last Heartthrob

  Leaf-Litter on Rock Face

  Who Needs It

  Mourner’s Kaddish

  The Microscope

  Medium as Meteorologist

  An Underworldliness

  About the Author

  Acknowledgments

  Copyright, Credits and Feedback Link

  Donor page

  Identical Multiples

  Inside the zygote

  something’s simmering.

  It’s boiling up and boiling over

  until suddenly a second one

  splits off. Now there’s a calm

  accumulation until one of those two

  gets its own upbubbling baby-making urge

  and percolates itself into a rift. So that makes three

  pursuing their apparently peace-loving

  self-abutting industries... And all night long

  the dreamer’s implicated, doubled over, doubled up

  as mixer/muller of the parts#8212;hormonal cauldron where a lot

  of mental matter too is stirred. Eventually a being will conceive

  (in stalls of staves, in calques of cramp, in knuckleheads and thrall—

  god help us all) the stems of words.

  Fastener

  One as is as another as.

  One with is with another with;

  one against’s against all others and one of

  of all the ofs on earth feels chosen. So the man

  can’t help his fastening on many

  (since the likes of him like

  look-alikes)... When the star-shower crosses

  the carnival sky, then the blues of the crowd

  try to glisten, to match it; and the two

  who work late in the butcher-house touch,

  reaching just the same moment

  for glue and for hatchet.

  Webcam the World

  Get all of it. Set up the shots

  at every angle; run them online

  24-7. Get beautiful stuff (like

  scenery and greenery and style)

  and get the ugliness (like cruelty

  and quackery and rue). There’s nothing

  unastonishing—but get that, too. We have

  to save it all, now that we can, and while.

  Do close-ups with electron microscopes

  and vaster pans with planetcams.

  It may be getting close

  to our last chance —

  how many

  millipedes or elephants are left?

  How many minutes for mind-blinded men?

  Use every lens you can#8212;get Dubliners

  in fisticuffs, the last Beijinger with

  an abacus, the boy in Addis Ababa who feeds

  the starving dog. And don’t forget the cows

  in neck-irons, when barns begin

  to burn. The rollickers at clubs,

  the frolickers at forage#8212;take it all,

  the space you need: it’s curved. Let

  mileage be footage, let years be light. Get

  goggles for the hermitage, and shades for whorage.

  Don’t be boggled by totality: we’re here to save the world

  without exception. It will serve

  as its own storage.

  Dodo’s Caca

  It, too, is fossilized.

  In time it has become

  as valuable as he.

  (In time, that is, there is

  no waste#8212;or all is waste,

  to put it more depressingly.

  Ah well, that takes the onus off

  the opus. Lulled or gulled or

  numbskulled, we

  need not be suffered fools if all

  is time’s tomfoolery.)

  The dream is by the drainage pipe.

  The cheek is by the jowl.

  All flesh to the inquiring eye,

  the scavenging scatologist

  gets the scoop from the shed.

  But journalists (fair-weather friends!)

  have been there first: the shed is full

  of scoops befouled.

  The present’s sent

  before its time. If time

  has depth, you’ve got to dig

  eternity — #8212;one, two! One, two! We’re

  on our way — #8212;each boy abed, each girl aglee,

  each nobody aloft agrees we’ll mark our meaning,

  make our mark, the moment that the nowadays are done.

  That’s soon enough. That’s presently. So shovel, little shovel-bird.

  How far off co
uld that be?

  Hackers Can Sidejack Cookies

  a collage-homage to Guy L. Steele and Eric S. Raymond

  A beige toaster is a maggotbox.

  A bit bucket is a data sink.

  Farkled is a synonym for hosed.

  Flamage is a weenie problem.

  A berserker wizard gets no score for treasure.

  In MUDS one acknowledges

  a bonk with an oif.

  (There is a cosmic bonk/oif balance.)

  Ooblick is play sludge.

  A buttonhook is a hunchback.

  Logic bombs can get inside

  back doors. There were published bang paths

  ten hops long. Designs succumbing

  to creeping featuritis

  are banana problems.

  (“I know how to spell banana,

  but I don’t know when to stop.”)

  Before you reconfigure,

  mount a scratch monkey.

  A dogcow makes

  a moof. An aliasing bug

  can smash the stack.

  Who wrote these tunes,

  these runes you need

  black art to parse?

  Don’t think it’s only

  genius (flaming), humor (dry),

  a briefcase of cerebral dust.

  A hat’s a shark fin, and the tilde’s dash

  is swung: the daughter of the programmer

  has got her period. It’s all about wetware at last,

  and wetware lives in meatspace.

  A Blind

  A blind of green

  cedar, the branches cut just

  at the changing of bands

  (wood for wind, frond for trill,

  logistics for lizard, scale for scale—

  because the lineages

  love Linnaeus, he’s the

  rex’s lex), which leaves ourselves

  an eyehole for the world,

  after the weaving of one

  over other and other

  on one. Once it’s built

  it’s a blind

  sort of date. It’s a nest with a mind

  for a critter inside. And its charms

  have a punch. And its hunches

  have arms.

  I saw it clearly then

  at seven, in a Woolworth’s floral aisle,

  an aisle of plastic greenery, the moment that

  the momentary struck me. There I stood

  stock-still and swore

  I’d never let it

  leave my mind, I’d

  nail it once and for all.

  I grasped what I was

  in the clutches of#8212;a species

  of unkindness, beating

  at the brow. From then on,

  then would have to be

  forever known as now.

  Far Niente

  Nothing is beyond our ken

  And Everything is spurious.

  Anything is close at hand

  But we want Something—fast

  And furious. Just to the stone men

  Near the end of the fever

  Takes the most curious

  Almost forever. Nothing is farther

  Again: Nothing is nearer

  The truth. No one woke from the first—

  We were wholly immersed—

  Then we burst into Youth.

  Postcocious

  Bubbling over at a glimpse

  of yellow truck, singing out at every

  dog or lollipop—a drop

  of hat will do—hell, waking up

  induces peals of laughter! They’re abuzz

  with businesses and glee. It’s clear

  to them what living’s for.

  It isn’t clear to me.

  For me each item’s a line item,

  each occasion an occasion for redress,

  reclaiming, recompense, or rue. Given

  time’s best gift, I’m always

  scheming to return it.

  As for the language

  of the love of life—

  when did my soul unlearn it?

  Recurrent Dream

  Go, go, go, the daughter muttered

  as the man (slo-mo) threw his plate at the wall

  and the woman and children beside her

  froze. She thought (and wrongly, as it all

  turned out), I’ll never grow

  so furious at my

  first mate.

  No, no, no, the captain

  (mom’s new husband, feeling

  hungry) admonished the daughter

  when below the decks she turned

  from the galley toward the head.

  (For every impropriety she learned

  new nouns. Much didn’t match:

  the stern, for example, so inviting,

  and the bow so angry.)

  Living rooms rolled by all night, and each one spilled

  some golden cargo. Streets could not be told

  from boundlessness, though now and then

  their ends were nailed with metal letters.

  Night would go on welling,

  that was clear, until it got to flow, when

  gently down the stream she’d aim

  to row, row, row.

  Agape

  I could fly like a god—

  went from zero to forty

  and seven to five.

  I could shift for myself,

  michelining my time

  round the workblocks and off-days.

  Took a shine to my chassis and

  took it uptown, where I saw in a highlight

  the wreck it appeared—there it stopped

  in a storefront, the shade of its shape

  gave me pause—how it gaped—and then lo

  from the O of its brain

  stepped the creature itself—

  just a day-numbered ape

  with a clue it was clay.

  Study Under Fire

  On one side only, even in the fog

  The color seems conferred

  By some sunset-nostalgic

  Spray-paint specialist.

  The color seems applied

  On one side only, like

  A love. Directional affection, from

  The sun’s southwest. With a quick

  Reflexive tremor all will soon

  Come down to air and bare bone —

  Clean of vanity and veil. Meanwhile,

  Believing that the tree gives rise

  To all this fire, we feel

  Excited in its zone, conceive

  The shines to be requited, and begin

  To love a little nature of our own.

  On Purpose Laid

  Bitten hind- and forequarters by Jove

  I beat a blind retreat from love.

  But he’s there, too. I’ve seen his gray-

  blue fingerprints on every

  wrinkle of the brain. That’s why I grew

  so skeptic of a heavenly escape.

  You build a craft, you have

  to man it. (Juno cannot help me:

  jealous of all animals that ever

  got off on a planet.)

  Granny’s Song

  If the fact itself were not

  at odds with most of my hopes

  for human life, I’d want

  to know why sex was always best

  when I stood to lose the most.

  Why make its charms so devilishly

  proximal to risk?

  The patterns ought to favor

  children’s best protection—not

  one parent hardened and one hurt;

  one predator, one weak. But nurturance

  appeared to have no part

  in our old fastest appetites—our grappling hooks

  and eye-meats. Well, a mortally afflicted tree

  will scatter seed. That’s nature’s way

  of furthering its kind. In my own

  sixties (here where issue’s not the issue—
r />   not unless I go to Delhi for

  an embryo implant, and let me tell you

  I am not that nuts)—here newly

  sixtified, I say, I’d settle for

  a kindness: tender looks not

  tenterhooks; a cuddle,

  not a cattle-prod. Dear god,

  you made me pull away from every

  club and strut and hoe. Don’t now

  on my account, sweet chariot,

  swing so damn low.

  About the Head

  In the old days it was all

  phrenologists and mentalists,

  feelers for speed bumps.

  Several rubbers later there was lunch,

  and the diamonded mind

  and the spaded heart

  were equally sedated,

  and the club,

  the club in whose name

  so much was done, the club that could trace

 

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