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by Eoin Colfer


  The phone rang, interrupting his empty threats.

  ‘This is it, my friend,’Vassikin said, clapping Kamar on the shoulder. ‘We are on our way.’

  Vassikin picked up the phone. ‘Yes?’

  ‘It’s me,’ said a voice, made tinny by old wiring.

  ‘Mister Brit — ’

  ‘Shut up, idiot! Never use my name!’

  Mikhael swallowed. The Menidzher didn’t like to be connected to his various businesses. That meant no paperwork and no mention of his name if it could be recorded. It was his custom to make calls while driving around the city so that his location could not be triangulated.

  ‘I’m sorry, boss.’

  ‘You should be,’ continued the Mafiya kingpin. ‘Now listen, and don’t talk. You have nothing to contribute.’

  Vassikin covered the handset. ‘Everything’s fine,’ he whispered, giving

  Kamar the thumbs up. ‘We’re doing a great job.’

  ‘The Fowls are a clever outfit,’ continued Britva. ‘And I have no doubt they are concentrating on tracing the last e-mail.’

  ‘But I spiked the last — ’

  ‘What did I tell you?’

  ‘You said not to talk, Mister Brit. . sir.’

  ‘That’s right. So send the ransom message and then move Fowl to the drop point.’

  Mikhael paled. ‘The drop point?’

  ‘Yes, the drop point. No one will be looking for you there, I guarantee it.’

  ‘But — ’

  ‘Again with the talking! Get yourself a spine, man. It’s only for a couple of days. So, you might lose a year off your life. It won’t kill you.’

  Vassikin’s brain churned, searching for an excuse. Nothing came.

  ‘OK, boss. Whatever you say.’

  ‘That’s right. Now listen to me. This is your big chance. Do this right and you move up a couple of steps in the organization.’

  Vassikin grinned. A life of champagne and expensive cars beckoned.

  ‘If this man really is young Fowl’s father, the boy will pay up. When you get the money, dump them both in the Kola. I don’t want any survivors to start a vendetta. Call me if there’s any trouble.’

  ‘OK, boss.’

  ‘Oh, and one more thing.’

  ‘Yes?’

  ‘Don’t call me.’

  The line went dead. Vassikin was left staring at the handset as though it were a handful of plague virus.

  ‘Well?’ asked Kamar.

  ‘We are to send the second message.’

  A broad grin split Kamar’s face. ‘Excellent. At last this thing is nearly over.’

  ‘Then we are to move the package to the drop zone.’

  The broad grin disappeared like a fox down a hole. ‘What? Now?’

  ‘Yes. Now.’

  Kamar paced the tiny living room. ‘That is crazy. Completely insane.

  Fowl cannot be here for a couple of days at the earliest. There’s no need for us to spend two days breathing in that poison. What is the reasoning?’

  Mikhael extended the phone. ‘You tell him. I’m sure the Menidzher will appreciate being told he is a madman.’

  Kamar sank on to the threadbare sofa, dropping his head into his hands. ‘Will this thing never end?’

  His partner fired up their ancient sixteen-megabyte hard drive. ‘I don’t know for certain,’ he said, sending the pre-prepared message. ‘But I do know what will happen if we don’t do what Britva says.’

  Kamar sighed. ‘I think I’ll go shout at the prisoner for a while.’

  ‘Will that help?’

  ‘It won’t,’ admitted Kamar. ‘But it will make me feel better.’

  E93, ARCTIC SHUTTLE PORT

  The Arctic Station had never been high on the fairy tourist list. Sure, icebergs and polar bears were pretty, but nothing was worth saturating your lungs with irradiated air for.

  Holly docked the shuttle in the only serviceable bay. The terminal itself resembled nothing more than a deserted warehouse. Static conveyer belts snaked along the floor and low-level heating pipes rattled with insect life.

  Holly handed out human overcoats and gloves from an ancient locker.

  ‘Wrap up, Mud Boys. It’s cold outside.’

  Artemis did not need to be told. The terminal’s solar batteries had long since shut down, and the ice’s grip had cracked the walls like a nut in a vice.

  Holly tossed Butler his coat from a distance. ‘You know something,

  Butler? You stink!’ she said, laughing.

  The manservant growled. ‘You and your radiation gel. I think my skin’s changed colour.’

  ‘Don’t worry about it. Fifty years and it’ll wash right off:

  Butler buttoned a Cossack greatcoat up to his neck. ‘I don’t know why you’re getting all wrapped up.You’ve got the fancy suits.’

  ‘The coats are camouflage,’ explained Holly, smearing rad gel on her face and neck. ‘If we shield, the vibration makes the suits useless. Might as well dip your bones in a reactor core. So for tonight only, we’re all humans.’

  Artemis frowned. If the fairies couldn’t shield, it would make rescuing his father all the more difficult. His evolving plan would have to be adjusted.

  ‘Less of the chat,’ growled Root, pulling a bearskin hat over his pointed ears. ‘We move out in five. I want everybody armed and dangerous. Even you,

  Fowl, if your little wrists can support a weapon.’

  Artemis selected a fairy handgun from the shuttle’s arsenal. He jacked the battery into its slot, flicking the setting up to three.

  ‘Don’t worry about me, Commander. I’ve been practising. We have quite a stash of LEP weaponry at the manor.’

  Root’s complexion cranked up one more notch. ‘Well, there’s a big difference between stunning a cardboard cutout and a real person.’

  Artemis gave his vampire smile. ‘If everything proceeds according to plan, there will be no need for weapons. The first stage is simplicity itself: we set up a surveillance post near Vassikin’s apartment. When the opportunity arises, Butler will snatch our Russian friend and the five of us can have a little chat. I’m sure that he will tell us everything we need to know under the influence of your mesmer. Then, it will be a simple matter to stun any guards and rescue my father.’

  Root pulled a heavy scarf over his mouth. ‘And what if things don’t go according to plan?’

  Artemis’s eyes were cold and determined. ‘Then, Commander, we will have to improvise.’

  Holly felt a shiver rattle around her stomach. And it had nothing to do with the climate.

  ***

  The terminal was buried twenty metres below an ice pack. They took the courtesy elevator to the surface, and the party emerged into the Arctic night looking for all the world like an adult and three children. Albeit three children with inhuman weaponry clanking under every loose fold of cloth.

  Holly checked the GPS locator on her wrist. ‘We’re in the Rosta district,

  Commander. Twenty klicks north of Murmansk.’

  ‘What’s Foaly got on the weather? I don’t want to be caught in the middle of a blizzard miles from our destination.’

  ‘No luck. I can’t get a line. Magma flares must still be up’

  ‘D’Arvit!’ swore Root. ‘Well, I suppose we’ll have to take our chances on foot. Butler, you’re the expert here, you take point. Captain Short, bring up the rear. Feel free to boot any human backside if it lags behind.’

  Holly winked at Artemis. ‘No need to tell me twice, sir.’

  ‘I’ll bet there isn’t,’ grunted Root, with only the barest hint of a smile playing about his lips.

  The motley band trudged south-east by moonlight until they reached the railway line. Walking along the sleepers was the one place they could be safe from drifts and suck holes. Progress was slow. A northerly wind snaked through every pore in their clothing, and the cold attacked any exposed skin like a million electric darts.

  There was little conversation
. The Arctic had that effect on people, even if three of them were wearing coil-heated suits.

  Holly broke the silence. Something had been nagging at her for a while.

  ‘Tell me something, Fowl,’ she said from behind him. ‘Your father. Is he like you?’

  Artemis’s step faltered for an instant. ‘That’s a strange question. Why do you ask?’

  ‘Well, you’re no friend to the People. What if the man we’re trying to rescue is the man who will destroy us?’

  There was a long silence, broken only by the chattering of teeth. Holly saw Artemis’s chin drop on to his chest.

  ‘You have no cause to be alarmed, Captain. My father, though some of his ventures were undoubtedly illegal, was. . is. . a noble man. The idea of harming another creature would be repugnant to him.’

  Holly tugged her boot from twenty centimetres of snow. ‘So, what happened to you?’

  Artemis’s breath came over his shoulder in icy sheets. ‘I. . I made a mistake.’

  Holly squinted at the back of the human’s head. Was this actual sincerity from Artemis Fowl? It was hard to believe. Even more surprising was the fact that she didn’t know how to react. Whether to extend the hand of forgiveness, or the boot of retribution. Eventually, she decided to reserve judgement. For the moment.

  They passed into a ravine, worn smooth by the whistling wind. Butler didn’t like it. His soldier’s sense was beating a tattoo on the inside of his skull.

  He raised a clenched fist.

  Root double-timed until he caught up.

  ‘Trouble?’

  Butler squinted into the snow field, searching for footprints. ‘Maybe.

  Nice spot for a surprise attack.’

  ‘Maybe. If anyone knew we were coming.’

  ‘Is that possible? Could someone know?’

  Root snorted, breath forming clouds in the air before him. ‘Impossible.

  The chute is totally isolated, and LEP security is the tightest on the planet.’

  And that was when the goblin hit squad soared over the ridge.

  Butler grabbed Artemis by the collar, unceremoniously flinging him into a drift. His other hand was already drawing his weapon.

  ‘Keep your head down, Artemis. Time for me to earn my salary.’

  Artemis would have responded testily had his head not been under a metre of snow.

  There were four goblins flying in loose formation, dark against the starlit sky. They quickly rose to three hundred metres, making no attempt to conceal their presence. They neither attacked nor fled, simply hovered overhead.

  ‘Goblins,’ grunted Root, pulling a Far shoot neutrino rifle into his shoulder. ‘Too stupid to live. All they had to do was pick us off.’

  Butler picked a spot, spreading his legs for steadiness. ‘Do we wait until we see the whites of their eyes, Commander?’

  ‘Goblin eyes don’t have whites,’ responded Root. ‘But even so, holster your weapon. Captain Short and I will stun them. No need for anyone to die.’

  Butler slid the Sig Sauer into its pouch beneath his arm. It was next to useless at that range anyway. It would be interesting to see howr Holly and

  Root handled themselves in a firefight. After all, Artemis’s life was pretty much in their hands. Not to mention his own.

  Butler glanced sideways. Holly and the commander were pumping the triggers of various weapons. Without any result. Their weapons were as dead as mice in a snake pit.

  ‘I don’t understand it,’ muttered Root. ‘I checked these myself.’

  Artemis, naturally, was first to figure it out. He shook the snow from his hair.

  ‘Sabotage,’ he proclaimed, tossing aside the useless fairy handgun.

  ‘There is no other alternative. This is why the B’wa Kell needs Softnose weapons, because it has somehow disabled fairy lasers.’

  But the commander was not listening, and neither was Butler. This was no time for clever deductions; this was a time for action. They were sitting ducks out here, dark against the pale Arctic glow. This theory was confirmed when several Softnose laser bursts bored hissing holes in the snow at their feet.

  Holly activated her helmet Optix, zooming in on the enemy.

  ‘It looks like one of them has a Softnose laser, sir. Something with a long barrel.’

  ‘We need cover. Fast!’

  Butler nodded. ‘Look. An overhang. Under the ridge.’

  The manservant grabbed his charge by the collar, hoisting him aloft as easily as a child would lift a kitten.They struggled through the snow to the shelter of the overhang. Maybe a million years ago the ice had melted sufficiently for a layer to slump slightly, then freeze up again. The resulting wrinkle had somehow lasted through the ages and could now possibly save their lives.

  They dived underneath the lip, wriggling backwards against a wall of ice. The frozen canopy was easily thick enough to withstand gunfire from any conventional weapon.

  Butler shielded Artemis with his body, risking an upward glance.

  ‘Too far. I can’t make them out. Holly?’

  Captain Short poked her head from under the frozen ledge and her

  Optix zoomed into focus.

  ‘Well, what are they up to?’

  Holly waited a beat, until the figures sharpened.

  ‘Funny thing,’ she commented. ‘They’re all firing now, but. .’

  ‘But what, Captain?’

  Holly tapped her helmet to make sure the lenses were working. ‘Maybe

  I’m getting some Optix distortion, sir, but it looks like they’re missing on purpose, shooting way over our heads.’

  Butler felt the blood pounding in his brain. ‘It’s a trap!’ he roared,

  reaching behind him to grab Artemis. ‘Everybody out! Everybody out!’

  And that was when the goblin charges sent fifty tonnes of rock, ice and snow tumbling to the ground.

  They nearly made it. Of course, nearly never won a bucket of squid at gnommish roulette. If it hadn’t been for Butler, not one of the group would have survived. Something happened to him. An inexplicable surge of strength,

  not unlike the energy bursts that allow mothers to lift fallen trees off their children. The manservant grabbed Artemis and Holly, spinning them forward like stones across a pond. It wasn’t a very dignified way to travel, but it certainly beat having your bones pulverized by falling ice. For the second time in so many minutes, Artemis landed nose first in a snowdrift. Behind him,

  Butler and Root were scrabbling from beneath the ledge, boots slipping on the icy surface. The air was rent by avalanche thunder, and the pack ice beneath them heaved and split. Thick chunks of rock and ice speared the cave’s opening like bars. Butler and Root were trapped.

  Holly was on her feet, racing towards her commander. But what could she do? Throw herself back underneath the ledge?

  ‘Stay back, Captain,’ said Root into his helmet mike. ‘That’s an order!’

  ‘Commander,’ Holly breathed. ‘You’re alive.’

  ‘Somehow,’ came the reply. ‘Butler is unconscious and we’re pinned down. The ledge is on the point of collapsing. The only thing holding it up is the debris. If we brush that aside to get out. ."

  They were alive then at least. Trapped, but alive. A plan, they needed a plan.

  Holly found herself strangely calm. This was one of the qualities that made her such an excellent field agent. In times of excessive stress, Captain

  Short had the ability to target a course of action. Often the only viable course.

  In the combat simulator for her captain’s exam, Holly had defeated insurmountable virtual enemies by blasting the projector. Technically, she had defeated all her enemies, so the panel had to pass her.

  Holly spoke into her helmet mike. ‘Commander, undo Butler’s Moonbelt and strap yourselves on. I’m going to haul you both out of there.’

  ‘Roger, Holly. Do you need a piton?’

  ‘If you can get one out to me.’

  ‘Standby.’
/>   A piton dart jetted through a gap in the icy bars, landing a metre from

  Holly’s boots. The dart trailed a length of fine-grade cord.

  Holly snapped the piton into the cord receptacle on her own belt, making sure there were no kinks in the line. Meanwhile, Artemis had dragged himself from the drift.

  ‘This plan is patently ridiculous,’ he said, brushing the snow from his sleeves. ‘You cannot hope to drag their combined weight with sufficient velocity to break the icicles and avoid being crushed.’

  ‘I’m not going to drag them,’ snapped Holly.

  ‘Well then, who is?’

  Captain Short pointed down the track. There was a green train winding its way towards them.

  ‘That is,’ she said.

  There were three goblins left. Their names were D’Nall, Aymon and Nyle. Three rookies vying for the recently vacated lieutenant’s spot. Lieutenant

  Poll had handed in his resignation when he’d strayed too close to the avalanche and been swatted by a five-hundred-kilo pane of transparent ice.

  They hovered at three hundred metres, well out of range. Of course, they weren’t out of fairy-weapon range, but LEP weapons weren’t operational at the moment. Koboi Laboratories’ upgrades had seen to that.

  ‘That was some hole in Lieutenant Poll,’ whistled Aymon. ‘I could see right through ‘im. An’ I don’t mean that like he was a bad liar.’

  Goblins didn’t get too attached to each other. Considering the amount of backstabbing, backbiting and general vindictiveness that went on in the B’wa Kell, it didn’t pay to make any special friends.

  ‘What you think?’ asked D’Nall, the handsome one, relatively speaking.

  ‘Maybe one of you guys should take a spin down there.’

  Aymon snorted. ‘Sure thing. We go down and get sparked by the big one. Just how dumb do you think we are?’

  ‘The big one is out of the picture. I sparked him myself. Sweet shot.’

  ‘My shot set off the avalanche,’ objected Nyle, the baby of the gang.

  ‘You’re always claimin’ my kills.’

  ‘What kills?The only thing you ever killed was a stink worm. And that was an accident.’

  ‘Rubbish,’ sulked Nyle. ‘I meant to kill that worm. He was buggin’ me.’

 

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