by Sean Michael
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental and beyond the intent of either the author or the publisher.
Daddy, Daddy, & Me
TOP SHELF
An imprint of Torquere Press Publishers
PO Box 2545
Round Rock, TX 78680
Copyright 2011 by Sean Michael
Cover illustration by S. Squires
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ISBN: 978-1-61040-726-7
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First Torquere Press Printing: December 2011
Printed in the USA
Daddy, Daddy, and Me
By Sean Michael
Chapter One
Donny got off the bus and headed right like his GPS was telling him to. 3479 Blueberry Lane. Blueberry. He smiled again and shook his head. When he'd first seen the ad, he'd thought it was a joke.
It wasn't, though, and so he was going to give it his best shot. Since graduating with his degree in early childhood care, though, even his best shot hadn't been good enough. He was a man after all.
And a gay one at that.
He'd been interviewed for more jobs than he cared to count and the only silver lining he could find was that at least he was now an expert at being interviewed.
When he got to 3479 Blueberry Lane he'd expected it to look like a clone of its neighbors. It wasn't, though. This one looked like someone had taken the time to do some planning before it had been built. It was beautiful. He couldn't see anything in the fenced off backyard, but the flower beds weren't quite as neat and tidy as most on the block and there was a little shovel and a pail sitting in the dirt. Of course, kids would do that to your lawn, leave you with no time to care about what was actually growing in the beds.
He made sure he was all tucked in and that he didn't have anything stuck in his teeth before heading up the walk and knocking on the door. There was a bell, but if there were little kids there was always the chance they were sleeping and he didn't figure it would endear him to anyone if he woke the wee ones up.
"Just a second!"
Someone inside screamed. "No! No! No! Daddy Jeff! NO!"
Then there was a crash, followed by a wail from an infant.
Good Lord.
He hesitated for no more than half a second before he tried the door; they clearly needed help in there.
A little, dark-haired boy came squealing toward him, naked, screaming, covered in what looked like marker, followed closely by a man, hopping on one foot, blood dripping from the hand wrapped around the foot in the air. "Robin! Robin, are you okay?"
Wow.
Donny closed the door quickly and went to his knees to catch Robin before the kid could streak by him. "Hey, buddy, slow down there."
"No baths! NO! NO!" Bright blue eyes met his, filled with tears. "I drawed!"
"I can see that. You know what the problem with no baths and using yourself as paper is?" The boy shook his head. "You run out of places to draw too quickly!" Donny looked past Robin to the good-looking, bleeding man, and gave him an empathetic smile.
He got an exhausted grin, a mouthed "thank you."
Robin frowned, chewing his bottom lip. "Daddy Jeff! Want bath! Now!"
"Okay, Robin. Okay. Let me grab your sister." The man let go of his foot and blood sprayed. "And a paper towel."
"I can either get the little girl or help him with his bath, if you want?" Hands on help would be an excellent way to prove that despite the fact he was a man, he could do the job and do it well.
"I. I don't even know you. You..."
The baby started screaming at the top of her lungs.
"Watch the glass. The bathroom's this way."
"I'm Donald Gleason. I'm your three o'clock nanny interview." He lifted Robin up over the glass as he followed Daddy Jeff down the hall.
"Jeff Roberts." Jeff pulled a huge piece of glass from his foot. "Oh, better."
God, blood was getting everywhere.
"Sit," Donny ordered when they got to the bathroom. It wouldn't kill the little one to cry for another moment as her father got his foot wrapped.
"I need to get Kimberley."
"Daddy Jeff, you got blood everywhere."
The man sighed. "Yes, Robin, I know."
"Sit and let me doctor that; you're not going to calm her down if you're flustered." He grabbed a washcloth and ran it under the water, and then wrung it out. He handed it to Robin. "I've got a really important job for you -- can you hold this against Daddy Jeff's foot while I find a Band Aid?"
"I can. I'm big." Robin beamed, bounced over, and placed the cloth on Jeff's big foot.
"The Band Aids are in the medicine cabinet. There's a lock thing. On the top." The man sounded utterly wiped.
Donny got the child lock undone and found the gauze and the Band Aids, grabbing them and handing them over to Daddy Jeff. Jeff. He locked the cabinet back up. "Just keep holding that there, Robin. I'm going to get your sister."
He heard Jeff telling him he didn't have to, but he followed the wails upstairs into a tiny little room, half-painted, half-decorated, with the most beautiful, tiny, dark-haired baby screaming her head off, legs kicking furiously.
"Well, hello there, beautiful." He picked her up and leaned her against his shoulder, bouncing her a little. "Don't you have a good pair of lungs?"
She hiccupped, sobbed a little, her baby head bobbing.
"Aw, sweetie, it's okay. Things just got a little busy, that's all. You weren't forgotten, I swear." He kept crooning to her, bouncing her as he headed back down the stairs toward the bathroom.
The bath water was running, Robin lecturing his father about temperature, very firmly. "You have to make it right. Mommy says not too hot."
"I won't make it too hot, Robin."
Donny hid his grin in the little girl's hair. "Looks like things are almost under control here."
"Yes. Let me get him clean and get her changed. I..." Tired blue eyes met his. "I fell asleep."
"Hey, man, it happens. That's why you're advertising for a nanny, right? I'll change her, and then you can hold her while I doctor your foot. Then we'll get Robin de-markered. In the meantime," he turned to Robin, "why don't you get in and see how much water that tugboat can take on before it sinks?"
"Boats! Daddy Jeff taked me on a boat!" Robin splashed into the tub, almost falling, and Jeff caught him before he went down.
"Nice save." Donny chuckled and set the little girl on the changing table in the corner, making quick work of her diaper. "What's this beauty's name again?" It was something with a K, he thought.
"Kimberley."
Jeff stood, limping over to find a wash cloth. The bathroom was well-appointed, fancy and fabulous and marble, and incredibly not-kid friendly. All that marble would be hell on falls and bumps. While there was a lock on the cabinet, there wasn't on the toilet.
"What a lovely name for a lovely girl."
He took the washcloth when Jeff gave it to him, and cleaned her up, got a new diaper on her. "Sit back down, man and I'll give her to you, get that foot checked out. And Robin can tell me all about this boat you took him on."
Robin was laughing and splashing, making a mess and generally ignoring him, which worked, too.
Jeff sat on the toilet, held his hands out for the baby. God, the kids looked just like him, both of them.
/> He handed Kimberley over and kept a half an eye on Robin while he took a look at Jeff's foot; as long as Robin was making noise, he knew the kid was okay.
"This looks pretty deep. You should probably keep off of it."
"Yeah. He broke a lamp and it just shattered."
"You probably shouldn't need stitches or anything, though." He smiled at Jeff. The man was good-looking.
"I don't. It'll heal. It has to; I have to work tomorrow."
He decided the gauze would work best on the foot and started wrapping it. "What do you do?"
"I'm the head chef at Dejeuner."
The restaurant was famous enough that Donny'd heard of it, though he couldn't afford to eat there. "Wow, that's cool. What's your wife do?" He finished wrapping the foot and used a clip to keep the gauze in place before settling back on his haunches to look up into Jeff's face.
"I'm not married."
Not married, well, no wonder the man was exhausted. Toddlers were hard work; throw in a baby and you could kiss a decent night's sleep goodbye, especially if you were doing it alone.
Jeff shifted Kimberley, and the baby gurgled. "This had got to be the weirdest interview for you, ever."
"It's more like a trial by fire than an interview, eh?" He grinned up at the man, patted the baby on the butt and turned his attention to Robin. "And how about you -- are you ready to help me show your Daddy that I know how to do bath time properly?"
"Yes!" Water went flying, the little boy as joyous as he had been hysterical. It was a beautiful thing about the age; emotions were big and swift and bad moods were usually easy enough to take care of. Even when the "terrible twos" lingered into the threes.
Laughing, he wiped the water off his face. It was too bad he hadn't brought along a change of clothes. He would next time. If there was a next time; he was hoping like hell that he was proving his worth right here and now.
Between the two of them, they got Robin clean, dry, and dressed, and sitting at the kitchen table with a snack of apples and cheese. Jeff fixed Kimberley a bottle and then offered him a tired smile. "Would you like some coffee? Water?"
"I'm good, man. I can feed her if you want, while we do the interview."
"It's okay. You've helped a ton already. Come on, let's sit at the island and you can tell me about yourself."
"Sounds good. This is a gorgeous kitchen," he added as he sat on one of the stools next to the island. Of course, the man was a chef -- it made sense he had a great kitchen. This one was bigger than most kitchens he'd seen, though. There was a table big enough for six next to a large window that opened onto a covered porch that held another table with four chairs around it. The island was fabulous, but the corners hadn't been covered and would probably do some damage to a little head if it careened into them.
The counters were light marble, and the cupboards were dark with gold knobs. A double oven sat next to the stovetop, and the fridge had one of those ice dispenser things. There was a door out to the porch. The whole thing was bright and while it was fancy, it felt like it was inviting to sit in, and he'd bet to cook in as well.
"Thank you. I had it built just last year."
"Must have been hard with a little one underfoot." He gave Robin a grin, the little boy munching away on his apple slices.
"Oh, they just moved in... three weeks ago? Kimberley was just nine weeks old."
"I thought she looked little-little." This was clearly not your standard family going on here -- the kids were definitely Jeff's, they just looked too much like him not to be, but Jeff wasn't married and they'd only just moved in a few weeks ago. "I'm not prying, but I do need to know the family situation if I'm going to work for you."
Jeff sighed. "The kids were... God, this is complicated. Beth wanted babies and she was my best friend. I... I was the donor for both."
"Okay." That was a pretty big thing, no matter how good a friend the lady was. He gave Jeff an encouraging look.
Jeff looked down at the baby, rocking her. "She was doing great, was getting ready to go back to work, when..." The man stopped, cleared his throat. "There was a fire. She got the kids out. But..."
Oh, God. Oh, damn. That was. God. "I'm so sorry, Jeff. Man, that's... I'm so sorry." What could he say?
"Yeah. It sucked. And I'm the godfather. They came to live with me." The godfather and the actual father. It made sense, given the circumstances, but at the same time, wow.
"So how long have you had them?"
"Since March twenty-third. Three weeks. My sister, Jillian, she came for ten days at the beginning, but..." Jeff suddenly looked desperate. "My leave at work is short and what if one of them gets sick? And potty training. He's wet the bed since he came."
Someone needed a nap. And it wasn't Robin. Or Kimberley.
"Sounds like you really need a nanny. Good thing you put an ad in for one." He gave Jeff a grin. "How many people have you seen?" Was he still in the running? How many of them could have displayed the hands on skills like he just had right now? That had to put him in the running, right?
"Twelve." Jeff sighed. "Ten people who told me I needed to give them to their grandparents, one who wanted to be my live-in lover, and one who lectured me on the evils of butter."
Donny frowned. "People suck, man -- how you decide to raise your children is your business and dude, butter is awesome." He thought he definitely had a chance here. For the first time since about his twentieth interview, he had hope that he might get the job.
"I've got my degree in early childhood care, but no practical experience, unless you count being the coolest uncle to my sisters' kids. I can start tomorrow -- well, even today, I guess. What kind of hours are we talking?" If Jeff was a chef he was going to work afternoons and evenings, right?
"I work from two in the afternoon to midnight, Tuesday through Saturday. I know that's like a lot of hours for you, but I'll provide room and board and a good salary. You'd have Sunday and Monday off and..." Jeff trailed off. "Do you have references? I should probably ask for those."
Oh, room and board -- he wouldn't have to bus it in every day, which was a relief if he was going to be here until after midnight on a regular basis. It meant he could bank most of his salary, too.
"I do. I have written references in my bag, which I left in the hall, and you can call them, too, if you want. It is a lot of hours, but if I'm living in, I'm saving transit time." And money on paying for his own place. "I've met the kids and like them and they don't seem allergic to me."
"No. No, they don't." Jeff offered him another half-smile. Robin was falling asleep in his snack, the baby was sleeping again. "I've never done this before. She wasn't supposed to die."
Donny nodded. "Yeah, life has a way of throwing punches. I'd really like to take the job. I could stay the rest of the afternoon as a trial while you get some rest, if you wanted."
"You don't want to see your room or anything?"
"I'll be honest with you, Jeff. I've been to a lot of interviews and most of the time I barely make it past the first two minutes because I'm a guy. And if I do, well then I tell them," he took a deep breath, hoping like hell Jeff wasn't a homophobic prick. "I tell them I'm gay, and they can't get rid of me fast enough."
"You're family?" Jeff's eyes went wide.
His own mouth dropped open at Jeff's words and then he grinned, nodded. "How about that?"
"I... Seriously? Are you fucking with me, man?"
"Daddy Jeff! BAD WORD!"
Donny had to bite his lip, hard, to keep from laughing. "That was a bad word, wasn't it?"
Robin nodded, then teared up. "Mommy says no bad words."
Jeff's eyes closed. "I hate four in the afternoon. He acts like it's naptime, but then he won't be able to sleep."
Shifting his chair closer to Robin, Donny took the little boy's hand in his. "Sometimes people forget they aren't supposed to say bad words. That's what Daddy Jeff did. He'll try very hard not to say it again, okay?"
He got a solemn not from Robin, the l
ittle boy still sniffling.
"You have any DVDS of the Teletubbies or anything like that? Something he can settle at and just chill for forty minutes or so?" If Robin was resisting naptime, he would still benefit from some quiet time.
"I bought a bunch of sh...stuff. They lost everything. It's been crazy."
"Okay, it's all good. Why don't you go put Kimberley down and then put your head down yourself? You look like you haven't had a decent night's sleep in a while. Robin and I will check out your DVD collection together."
He'd bet this job that Robin would fall asleep in front of the TV if they found something gentle to watch. He would also bet that if Jeff got some sleep and relaxed, it would help Robin relax as well.
He really felt for them all, and suddenly he was glad he'd not gotten a job yet. These people needed him. He knew things always happened for a reason; he shouldn't have stressed it so hard.
"We'll just all come rest together."
`That was fair -- Jeff didn't know him from a hole in the wall. Donny had no problem with the man needing a little more than a bit of help in an emergency to leave the kids alone with him.
Jeff led him to a huge great room, the furniture heavy and leather and masculine, the little child's bean bag next to the dark brown couch looking incongruous. There were shelves full of books and DVDs, a coffee table, and a couple of little tables next to the each of the recliners that bracketed the couch. Knickknacks were all chest height and above, but Donny knew how easy it would be for them to tempt Robin into climbing the shelves to get to them.
He would have to sit down with Jeff after the man had managed to get some sleep and talk about some of the things that needed doing to properly childproof the place. Clearly an attempt had been made, but it was amazing how much more was needed. Especially when the baby got old enough to be mobile.
Jeff sat on the couch, the baby on his chest. Before Donny could get a movie on for Robin, the man was sound asleep.
He found a Max and Ruby DVD and put it in. "Where should we sit, Robin?"
"I... That's my big boy chair." Robin pointed to the bean bag.
"Oh, it looks comfy. Is it?"