by Judi Curtin
If this were a fairy-tale, the mum would sit around on a throne, polishing her diamonds and rubies.
My mum sits around the kitchen a lot, chatting with the neighbours and swapping recipes and gardening tips. They’re thinking of getting together to run an allotment.
Mum has more friends now than she had when she was living behind the high walls of Castleville.
Mum and her new friends don’t wear gold-trimmed cloaks, but they laugh a lot.
So I think it’s plain to see – my life is no fairy-tale any more.
But who wants to live in a fairy-tale anyway?
Those golden thrones look awfully uncomfortable.
Those handsome princes always look a bit skinny to me.
Those enchanted castles look cold and draughty.
And without electricity, how would I ever straighten my hair?
It’s been a very long year.
I’ve cried a lot and laughed a lot and lived a lot.
And what have I learned during these last twelve months?
1. I’m never going to be good at maths.
2. Turnips are cheap and strawberries aren’t.
3. Even if you’re not a princess, you can live happily ever after.
And that’s exactly what I plan to do.
About the Author
JUDI CURTIN grew up in Cork and now lives in Limerick where she is married with three children. Judi is the author of the best-selling ‘Alice & Megan’ series; with Roisin Meaney, she is also the author of See If I Care, and she has written three novels, Sorry, Walter, From Claire to Here and Almost Perfect. Her books have been translated into Serbian, Portuguese and German.
The ‘Alice & Megan’ series
Alice Next Door
Alice Again
Don’t Ask Alice
Alice in the Middle
Bonjour Alice
Alice & Megan Forever
Alice to the Rescue
Alice & Megan’s Cookbook
Other books
See If I Care (with Roisin Meaney)
Copyright
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First published 2010
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