DOGS, LIES,
AND
ALIBIS
A Working Stiffs Mystery
Book 5
Wendy Delaney
Table of Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-One
Dedication
About the Author
Acknowledgments
More by this Author
Copyright
Chapter One
I HAD PROMISED myself this week would be different.
I was determined I would see results. And after almost a month on a diet that had stalled, I was willing to shake things up a little. Since I was dodging rain puddles on a soggy Monday morning jog through the streets of Port Merritt, maybe even more than willing.
That didn’t mean I didn’t hate every minute of it. But despite some serious huffing and puffing, I had been pretty successful in gritting it out and ignoring the stitch in my side until I heard that first rumble of thunder.
Then there was a second one followed by a third, and the skies opened up, dousing me and my fledgling resolve.
Although it might not always appear that I have the good sense to get out of the rain, I actually do. Especially when I see flashes of lightning in the pre-dawn gloom hovering over Merritt Bay.
Fortunately, my great-uncle Duke’s diner was a couple of blocks away, and with my misery index starting to red-line I couldn’t have been more grateful that the detour was all downhill.
Another clap of thunder echoed the bang of the Duke’s Cafe kitchen door announcing my drippy arrival.
“Land sakes, Charmaine,” my great-aunt Alice said, aiming a scowl at me while she rolled out pie dough at her worktable. “You’re soaked. You heard the news and decided to run right over?”
Huh? “What news?” I asked, huddling in front of an industrial oven venting the mouth-watering aroma of Alice’s award-winning chocolate chip cookies.
She shook her head. “I didn’t believe it at first, but…”
My heart, laboring after its first workout in months, thumped with anticipation. “But what?”
Before she could answer, Lucille, Duke’s longest-tenured waitress, race-walked over in her squeaky orthopedic shoes and shoved a white towel into my hands. “So? What do you know?”
“Nothing.” I ran the towel over my face. “What happened?”
“Little Dog’s been arrested,” she said, pursing her coral-painted lips as if the words had left a foul taste in her mouth.
“Arrested! For what?”
“Don’t know, but I think something really bad happened.”
Duke’s chief gossipmonger had to have been mistaken, or this was an April Fool’s joke a day early. And since my high school buddy, George Bassett, was the butt of this joke, I didn’t find it one bit funny.
I searched Lucille’s face for telltale cracks in her solemn expression. A little flicker, the tiniest quirk of amusement at the corner of the busiest mouth in town.
That’s what I do as a deception detection expert for the county. I read people’s body language, keying in on the tells that even the best poker face will eventually reveal.
I knew from experience that Lucille couldn’t hold back her glee when she held a winning hand. She also couldn’t hold back the fear currently glazing her pale blue eyes, so like a snap to the face with the towel in my hands, I knew that this news about Little Dog was no joke.
But that didn’t mean that Lucille had her facts straight. “Tell me everything you’ve heard.”
“It ain’t much,” she said. “One of the long-haul guys came in, asking what was up with the cop cars at Bassett Motor Works. I figured there must have been a break-in or somethin’, but Howie told me that Little Dog was taken into custody.”
Fresh-faced Patrolman Howie Fontaine was the newest member of the fourteen-person Port Merritt police force. In the eight months at my job, our professional paths had crossed a handful of times, typically with him deferring to a superior when it came to disclosing information.
How come he was making an exception with the queen of Gossip Central, of all people? “He told you that?”
“I wouldn’t serve him until he told me what was going on up there, but that’s all I was able to get out of the kid.”
“When?”
“Just after we opened, so around six-ten.”
I glanced at the wall clock mounted above a vintage red and white Coca Cola sign. Six-forty-two. A little early for my boyfriend to be at work. Unless Detective Steve Sixkiller had wanted to be the individual to take one of his best buddies into custody, which knowing him as well as I did would have been a safe bet.
I didn’t have my cell phone on me, so I headed for the wall phone behind the cash register.
“You’re dripping on my floor,” Duke grumbled as I passed where he was frying a couple of eggs on the grill.
I waved my towel at the old coot. “I’ll clean it up in a minute.”
“Why were you out in the rain at this hour anyway?”
“I was jogging.”
“You?”
“Yeah, I exercise every once in a while,” I muttered, punching in Steve’s phone number.
Duke chortled. “Your elbow, maybe.”
In no mood for any jibes about my dieting woes, I turned my attention to the recorded message playing in my ear. “Hey, you home?” I paused to give Steve a chance to pick up. “Okay, I’ll catch you later.” At the precinct.
That called for reinforcements, so after I mopped up the floor, I grabbed a white bakery bag and dropped three apple fritters into it.
Duke glowered at me. “You gonna pay for those?”
“Put ‘em on my tab.”
The salty Navy veteran with the crew cut muttered a few choice words about where he’d like to stick my tab.
I blew him a kiss from the coffee station, where I filled two to-go cups with the steaming crude oil Duke passed off as coffee.
Lucille squeaked up and took the carafe from my hand. “I can make some fresh if you want to wait a few minutes.”
“I gotta go talk to a man about a certain dog,” I said, placing the coffees in a carrier.
She threw a few creamers into the bag. “I want details, so hurry back.”
“I’ll see what I can do.”
“And bring money,” Duke shouted as I headed for the front door, “like a normal person!”
Running toward the police station in the driving rain didn’t feel the least bit normal, with or without the apple fritters. But once I rounded the corner of 3rd and Main and spotted Steve’s unmarked police cruiser, I had hope that some normal
ity would soon be restored.
Assuming that I could get someone to buzz me in to see him.
Given the fact that I’d been known to make Duke’s Cafe deliveries for over half of my thirty-four years, it shouldn’t have appeared overly suspicious for me to show up with a breakfast order for Steve. Except for the fact that I was in rain-drenched sweats.
Dodging a car heading past the station, I made my way to the door of the brick building and quickly realized it wouldn’t open until the Chief’s secretary arrived around seven.
“Well, crap.” If I waited until then, I and the apple fritters would be water-logged.
I picked up the phone next to the door with the hope that Steve might answer.
After several seconds a reedy male voice I didn’t recognize came through the receiver. “May I help you?”
“Yes, I’m here to see Detective Sixkiller.”
“Do you have an appointment?”
“No, but he’ll want to see me.” Maybe.
“Your name?”
“Char Digby.”
Several seconds of silence followed.
“Who is this?” I asked.
“Officer Fontaine, and I don’t think—”
“Open the door, Howie!”
More silence.
“I have Steve’s coffee and it’s getting cold!”
The door clicked open, and waiting on the other side of it Officer Fontaine stood like a human roadblock.
“I can take it to him,” he said.
Not a chance. “I’m also here to consult with him on a case.”
Howie’s eyes narrowed. “I didn’t think this was a coroner case.”
Since I only worked on the cases that the Chimacam County Prosecutor/Coroner deemed worthy of her budget’s limited resources, those cases typically involved an unusual death shrouded by mysterious circumstances. And before they were turned over to the local police or the sheriff’s department, one of the deputized staffers—usually me—would launch a fact-finding mission.
My mouth went dry. Not only had Howie just informed me that someone had died in the night, Little Dog had been taken into custody to face criminal charges for causing that death.
“Clearly that determination isn’t official,” I stated, giving the rookie patrolman my best withering stare. “I mean, really, would I have rushed over in this weather otherwise?”
“Uh…” His gaze landed on the wet bag in my hand.
Okay, so stopping off to pick up some apple fritters didn’t help my argument. “Either tell him I’m here or buzz me in.”
Howie picked up the nearest desk phone and punched three buttons. “Char’s here to see you. Yeah, to consult with you.”
I winced at his injection of sarcasm.
Howie turned to me. “He wants to know what you brought to eat.”
Clearly, nobody was buying my consultation angle this morning. “Apple fritters.”
He repeated the information and then disconnected. “He’ll be right out.”
I held the bag out to him. “Want one?”
“Thanks,” he said, pulling out the biggest of the three.
“You giving away my breakfast?” Steve called out over the buzz of the security door that led to the restricted domain of the department.
“Nope.” I had given away my breakfast. Just as well. I didn’t need the fat calories. “I had extra.”
“In the event you needed to bribe your way in here?”
“It worked, didn’t it?” I said as he held the door open for me.
Steve blew out a weary breath. “I guess it’s safe to assume that you heard the news.”
“Yeah. What happened?”
“Not out here.”
The hallway leading to his office was deserted. As were the three offices we passed, so it wasn’t like there was anyone around to overhear us, but I could sense the tension emanating from Steve like heat waves and knew better than to press.
I followed Port Merritt PD’s one and only detective through the open door marked Investigation Division and placed the bag and coffees next to his computer monitor.
Watching me take a seat in the hardback chair across from his metal desk, he frowned. “You’re soaked. Want me to get some paper towels?”
I reached into the bag for a couple of napkins to sop up the drips cascading from my wet hair. “I’m fine. Can you tell me what happened? Is Georgie okay?”
“He’s okay physically.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
Steve’s lips flattened into a grim line. “It’s not looking good for him.”
I shivered, my skin crawling with apprehension. “What on earth happened?”
“We’re still sorting that out.”
In other words, he wasn’t going to tell me.
“Okay,” I said, wrapping my hands around the closest coffee cup to soak in some much-needed warmth. “Can you at least tell me who died?”
He popped the plastic top of his cup and dumped in some creamer. “I take it from your attire that you’re not heading straight to the courthouse from here?”
“Yeah, it’s not mangy Monday.”
Leaning back in his black vinyl chair, Steve fixed me with an icy stare that chilled me to my marrow. “You remember Colt Ziegler?”
Mainly as the idiot who got suspended after picking a fight with Little Dog back in high school. “Sure.”
“He was found by a tow truck driver delivering a vehicle to Bassett Motor Works early this morning.”
I sucked in a breath. “Dead?”
Steve nodded. “From an apparent blow to the head.”
“Holy crap. And what… Howie arrested Little Dog because he’d heard about that stupid fight a million years ago?”
“No, he called me, and I took Dog in for questioning.”
“You don’t think he killed Colt, do you?”
“Doesn’t matter what I think. All I know is that a man is dead who shouldn’t be, and Dog admitted having a run-in with him last night. So until he gets a bail hearing, he has to remain in holding.”
“When’s the hearing gonna be?”
“Later this morning.”
Reeling with this information, I almost felt like I’d experienced a blow to the head. “Holy crap!”
Steve touched my hand. “Go home and get ready for work. There isn’t anything any of us can do now but wait.”
Intellectually I understood that he’d dispensed some reasonable advice, but everything about what I had just heard felt very, very wrong.
I leaned across the desk to give him a kiss. “Call me if there’s any news,” I said, heading for the door. But I knew he wouldn’t. This was going to be a long, miserable day of waiting, probably the beginning of an even more miserable week.
And I had wanted this week to be different.
Boy, would it ever be.
Chapter Two
AFTER CHASING AWAY my shivers with a hot shower, I gave my hair a quick blast with my blow dryer, threw on a cotton tunic and black jeans, and drove down the hill toward the highway.
Yes, if I had followed Steve’s advice and trotted off to work, I would have turned right out of my apartment complex instead of left, but this way I could do a drive-by of Bassett Motor Works and satisfy… What, I wasn’t sure. Morbid curiosity about the scene of the crime?
Maybe in part.
More than anything, I wanted to understand how the heck the lovable doofus Steve and I grew up with could be responsible for the death of Colt Ziegler.
Slowing as I approached the entrance, I was astonished at how normal the auto repair yard appeared. Even the black and white mutt sleeping near the front door of the office seemed oblivious to the fact that Little Dog had been arrested.
I didn’t know what I’d expected to see. Cop cars and yellow crime scene tape cordoning off the area? There was none of that. Of course, Steve would have been the one working the scene after he got that early morning call, and the CSI team of one had obviously co
me and gone.
With a logging truck gaining ground on the two-lane highway behind me, I pulled into the entrance to let him pass. That’s when I noticed George Senior poking his head out of the garage. Probably because the Jaguar XJ6 I’d been awarded in the divorce settlement sounded like it was rattling a cowbell—one in a growing list of maladies Georgie was going to fix once I got another paycheck under my belt.
Senior waved, more business-like than friendly.
I figured it would be rude to drive off without an explanation of what I was doing there, so I parked next to an older-model Jeep waiting its turn for garage time and stepped out into what was now a steady stream of drizzle.
I was immediately greeted by barking.
Behind the dog, George Senior, the six-foot-five block of iron from which his ruddy-faced, redhead son had been chipped, gingerly approached me like a man nursing a hangover. His eyes looked the part too—watery, bloodshot. But given the events of the morning, the Big Dog of Bassett Motor Works had to be suffering from something much more profound than a hangover.
“Rufus, knock it off. Sorry,” he said, turning his attention to me as he wiped his hands on an oil-stained rag. “We’re pretty backed up right now, but if you want to drop your car off later in the week, we should…” His voice broke. “We might be able to fit you in.”
“Actually, I’m not here about my car.”
Nodding, the big man’s eyes welled with tears. “You heard about Junior.”
“I’m so sorry. Is there anything I can do?”
“You know any good lawyers?”
Yes, but they all worked for my boss. “I’ll ask around.”
Senior wiped his eyes with the sleeve of his coveralls. “Appreciate it.”
I didn’t want to pick at an open wound, but since Steve was never in a sharing mood when it came to his cases, I figured this might be my one and only opportunity to glean some details about what had happened. “Did you have a chance to talk to Georgie before he was arrested?”
Senior shook his head. “Didn’t even know he’d been arrested until he called from jail.”
“Did he tell you what happened?”
“Char, he doesn’t know what happened. After he kicked that Ziegler kid off the property—”
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