by Dana Perino
FiveFan stays anonymous because he wants to. He is clever. He’s a talented artist. Beyond creative. And self-taught in Photoshop. I’ve never known anyone so exceedingly humble. He’s also very generous. He’ll willingly make a custom Photoshop for me if I get a wild idea. For example, one year I had an idea of giving out nice bottles of wine for Christmas, and I asked if he could make a label of Jasper as James Bond. About thirty-five minutes later, he sent a finished product.
“Something like this?” he asked.
Peter and I were amazed.
“How does he do that?”
I asked him how it all started, and he said it was in 2012, on the final night of the Republican National Convention. A big “mystery speaker” was set to talk, and on The Five, we kicked it around the table, wondering who it should be.
“When it came to Dana, she said the Republican who would really bring down the house was… Jasper! Greg groaned, and he asked how she knew he was a Republican. “I told him so.”
That’s when FiveFan said the image of Jasper speaking onstage at the RNC immediately started forming in his mind, so he opened Photoshop and started putting it together. He placed Jasper behind the lectern, changed the signs in the crowd to read “Jasper!” switched out the Teleprompters for tennis balls, and added Greg protesting that he should have been the speaker.
“It was a lot of fun to make,” he said.
The quality of FiveFan’s work is impressive, even to experts of the software program. I asked him how he became so proficient.
“I had been using Photoshop for about ten years, doing graphic design and making websites. I never had any formal training, just learned how to use it over time,” he said. He added that there’s always something more to learn and to improve. Isn’t that true for all of us?
So how did he become FiveFanPhotoshop?
“You can tell I didn’t put too much thought into my Twitter name: ‘Hmm, I’m a fan of this show called The Five, and I’ll probably be doing some Photoshops…’” So he’s logical, too. “From there I kept up doing Photoshops revolving around things said on The Five, or my other favorite show, Red Eye, with plenty of Jasper adventures thrown in the mix. It was fun to interact with the shows that way, and I was amazed when Dana started showing some of my little Photoshops as her One More Thing feature on the show.”
When I decided to do this book, I wanted to do something more than just write my story. I wanted to show it. I wanted to make people chuckle and get a real kick out of these pictures. FiveFan agreed to partner with me, and this book is a product of our friendship. I’m honored to know him. Readers and Jasper fans, the real treat of this book follows. Featured here is the talented work of @FiveFanPhotoshops: pictures that will make you smile, even laugh out loud. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
Portraits of a Dog
Play Like a Champion, Train Like an Underdog
Out and About
Jingle Bells and Jack-o-Lanterns
The Secret Life of Jasper
Collect Them All!
Political Hot Dog
Debate prep.
American Classics
Jasper’s Glamorous TV Life
Acknowledgments
My gratitude abounds.
Thanks to Bob Barnett, who cheerfully helps guide my career and is forever on my side.
Erin Landers, of Dana Perino and Company. Peter says she reminds him of me when we first met (when I was nice!). Erin’s enthusiasm, judgment, and creative talents have raised the bar. “Oh, it was easy,” she says. Thank you, Erin.
At Twelve, thanks to Publisher Deb Futter, a wonderful champion for her authors. I like how we communicate with our eyes—she gets me. Sean Desmond, my editor and very good friend, was true to his word: “There will be a dog book.” I’m always glad when he calls (I’ve never sent him to voicemail). Libby Burton has the perfect editing touch and cheerful disposition. Jarrod Taylor was patient while I decided on which of his great covers to choose. Brian McLendon is such a dog lover that he wanted to do this book first, before And the Good News Is.… Paul Samuelson puts up with a former White House press secretary who thinks she knows about public relations, and Bailey Donoghue is a steady hand with a bright future.
Paul Mauro helped me lighten the copy. If you laughed, that was likely his edit. His wife, Joan McNaughton, is our courier and never complains about the extra work I send his way.
Melanie Dunea did the cover shot for both of my books. I’m sure you can guess why we keep calling her back.
Friends deserving of special mention are Tim and Michelle Chase and their boys, Ryan, Benjamin, and William. They love Jasper like a brother. Nicolle and Mark Wallace are Vizsla enthusiasts who give us a chance to visit their home, where Jasper runs wild with Lilly and Honey (Lilly was Henry’s first love during the White House days). Megyn Kelly and Doug Brunt share their considerable talents and care for their friends in special ways. Ingrid Henrichsen, my “sister-friend,” and Ward Marsh have known Jasper since he was a puppy and were there for his disastrous first swim, yet they keep inviting us back! Jeff and Tracy Schyberg and their daughter, Macy English, bring us so much joy. Grady is their Brittany Spaniel, and we met when our dogs pulled toward each other at a crab cake social in South Carolina. Grady and Jasper are a unit we call “Grasper.”
My trusted readers included several good friends: Charles Blahous, Keith Hennessey, Tony Fratto, Jeanie Mamo, Trey Bohn, Ken Lisaius, and Scott Stanzel.
My thanks to the people whose services we depend upon and who have became dear to us: Kyra Doumele, Laura Garcia, Barbara Stevenson, and John Hernandez.
The Fox News Channel has indulged my love of dogs from the beginning and helped me find joy in a career after the White House.
The Five was supposed to be a temporary five-week show, but we’ve been going for over five years. My career transition would not have happened without my co-hosts’ encouragement. My heartfelt appreciation and regards for Eric Bolling, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Greg Gutfeld, and Juan Williams. And the unsung heroes of the show, the producers: Porter Berry, Megan Albano, Susan Wertheim, Alexandra Novak, Mina Pertesis, Amanda Hooshangi, Sean O’Rourke, Kyle Goodwin, and Emily Cyr.
The crew—especially Michelle Frazzetta, JoJo Rodriguez, Vashti Williams, Allison DeBlois, and Jack Wright—make us look and sound amazing and protect us from embarrassment when coming back from rowdy commercial breaks. Plus they laugh at my corny jokes.
A special thanks to Gutfeld, who made the right call on the cover. Even though he makes fun of me and says he hates Jasper, I think he really wants a dog.
FiveFan, your talent amazes me. I always laugh out loud when you post a Photoshop. I’m glad we are friends, and you’re still the best part about Twitter.
To my family who read drafts, dug through photo albums, and joined me on trips down memory lane: Leo Perino, Jan Perino, Ben and Angie Perino Machock, Preston Perino, and Jill Perino Pischke.
Thanks to everyone at the Central Park dog park. You make me love New York.
If you enjoy the photographs of Jasper on social media, chances are my husband, Peter McMahon, took them. He deserves more credit. My stomach still does flips when I remember that I almost missed that flight. He takes good care of us.
Finally, to Jasper. You can’t read this (or can you?), but thank you for making my days over and over again. May we have many more healthy years of your goofy and desperate love.
ALSO BY DANA PERINO
And the Good News Is… Lessons and Advice from the Bright Side
A New York Times #1 Bestseller
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Copyright © 2016 by Dana Perino
Cover design by Jarrod
Taylor, cover photograph by Melanie Dunea. Cover copyright © 2016 by Hachette Book Group, Inc.
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