by Simon Hawke
“I’m tellin’ you, Lieutenant—”
“Sergeant. Sergeant Lubinski.”
“Whatever. Look, I’m tellin’ you, man, I know it sounds crazy, but there were these little people… tiny little people—”
“You mean like dwarves?” said the detective, frowning.
“Midgets?”
“No, man, no, smaller, about like this …” The white haired lead singer of Flesh held his hands about six inches apart, one over the other.
“Like what?” said Lubinski.
“Yeah, like this, man, they were about six inches tall, and they were flyin’ around in these tiny, little rocket belts and shootin’ lasers, it was fuckin’ incredible—”
“Lasers?” said Sgt. Lubinski. “Tiny, little rocket belts?”
“Yeah, it was outrageous, man, there were, like, dozens of ‘em, no, more, and they were, like, having a war in there, like dogfights, you know? Swoopin’ around and blasting away at each other and—”
“Now wait a minute …”
“Look, I know it sounds crazy, but—”
“Just hold on a second,” said Lubinski. “You’re with that group, Flesh, huh? Aren’t you guys the ones who went ape and burned down that club in Jersey a few months ago?”
“Hey, look, that wasn’t our fault, man!”
“Yeah, right. And what did you take before?”
“What did I take?”
“Yeah, what are you on?” Lubinski said. “Dust? PCP?”
“Oh, man! Come on, don’t give me this! Look, I’m straight, so help me, I swear to God! Look, ask anybody, there were these little people—”
“Seems like you guys in the band were the only ones who saw any little people, chum,” Lubinski said, wryly. “Everybody else saw some kinda laser light show that went out of control, and one of your own roadies told us that the club electrician said your wiring wasn’t up to code.”
“Look, you gotta believe me, man, it wasn’t us, I swear! I’m tellin’ you, there were these little people flyin’ around—”
“I know, I know, with rocket belts and lasers,” said Lubinski, rolling his eyes. “I think you’d better come along with me, ace. You got the right to remain silent…”
Delaney glanced at Lucas and smiled. “Somehow I don’t think they’re going to believe that fella, do you?”
Lucas shook his head. “No. Too bad. They were a good band, too. Sure brought down the house. “
Epilogue
“I simply can’t get over it,” said Forrester, staring at Lucas Priest and slowly shaking his head. “I just can’t believe you’re alive.”
“How do you think I feel, sitting here with people who saw me die and helped to bury me’?” said Lucas.
They were gathered in Forrester’s newly refurbished quarters, sitting in the living room for an informal, postmission debriefing over drinks and coffee. There was still some construction going on outside as workmen repaired the damage from the lilliput assault and installed new, state-of-the-art security systems, the necessity of which Forrester had finally reluctantly admitted. In the morning, Forrester was due to go in for surgery to repair the damage done to his face and kneecap. The other wounds, fortunately, had not been very serious, but the hospital was less than enthusiastic about having him back as a patient.
“It seems crazy,” Lucas said. “I’ve been going over it and over it and I still haven’t been able to accept it, somehow. I know that Andre saw that jezail bullet make hash out of my chest, and I know that Finn helped bury me, but I didn’t die! That was never part of my experience. It was part of theirs. So what does that mean? Does it mean that another Lucas Priest died in my place? Some. . some alternate version of myself that was only a potential future for me relative to where I was before Darkness snatched me, a potential future which was realized for everybody here but me, because I was sidetracked? I can’t figure out what happened. Did I sidestep my own fate and get away with it somehow? Or am I the temporal anomaly here? Is my existence the metaphysical result of some sort of compensation by the Fate Factor? Am I some kind of parallel Lucas Priest who came into existence the moment my ‘original self’ died? Just thinking about it gives me the shakes.”
“There’s still another possibility, you know,” Delaney said. “One that suggests the laws of temporal relativity are a lot more flexible than we might think.”
“What do you mean?’ said Andre.
“In effect,” Delaney said, “what Dr. Darkness did was essentially the same thing that we’ve been doing all along. He effected a temporal adjustment. “
“No, wait, that can’t be right,” said Lucas, “because there was never a temporal disruption in the first place. “
“How do we know?” Delaney said.
“What do you mean, how do we know?” said Lucas. “It’s obvious, isn’t it? Our presence there in 19th century Afghanistan was never part of the original temporal scenario. We went back there to effect a temporal adjustment, so anything that happened to us couldn’t possibly have been disruptive because we were never part of the original scenario to begin with.”
“How do you know?” Delaney said. “How do you know that by going back into the past, we didn’t become part of the original scenario?”
He paused, trying to formulate the concept.
“The fact that we’re capable of going back in time and becoming involved in so-called ‘past’ events would seem to indicate that, in a sense, it’s all happening now, only that ‘now’ is not an absolute, concrete concept. It’s completely relative, depending on where you are and what you’re doing. I mean, how do you define ‘now?’ How do you capture it? Even as you perceive that something is happening now, it’s already happened, hasn’t it? Something has to be in order for you to perceive it, but once you’ve perceived it, it is no longer something that is in a state of being it’s something that has been. The act of your perceiving it has, in a sense, relegated it to the past.”
“Come on, Finn, that’s just semantics,” Steiger said.
“Is it?” said Delaney. “Look, one thing I learned in R.C.S. when we got into advanced Zen physics is that all perception of time is, in a sense, nothing but semantics. I know that’s a complicated concept, but bear with me. Mensinger compared the timestream to a river. And no matter where you are in relation to that river, it’s in the act of flowing. Mensinger also made the analogy that a temporal disruption is like something that acts against the current and the result of such a disruption depends on its degree.”
“We’ve always assumed that presence in the past by people from the future was relatively safe, so long as it remained nondisruptive,” he continued. “That fits in with what Mensinger believed and it’s what allows us to effect temporal adjustments. But we’ve also always worked from the assumption that our presence in the past had a negligible effect, or essentially no effect at all, so long as it remained nondisruptive. That we were somehow separate from the original scenario, like someone standing on the outside and looking in. But what if that was wrong? What if the mere fact of our presence in the past made us a part of the original scenario,’ whether we did anything disruptive or not?”
“I’m not sure I understand,” said Andre. “How does that change anything?”
“In some ways, it doesn’t,” said Delaney. “It still allows us to effect temporal adjustments, and in fact, it supports our ability to go back into the past without disrupting it significantly, by lessening the temporal impact of our presence. It might account for the continued resiliency of the timestream considering the growing influence of the Time Wars over the years and the potentially disruptive presence of such things as the Network and the Underground, ,not to mention the confluence effect.”
“But how does that relate to me?” said Lucas.
“I was getting to that,” said Finn. “If, by going back into the past, you become part of the past, not just a potentially external influence, but an internal one as well, then anything that happens to you co
uld be potentially disruptive to the scenario, but necessarily from our standpoint, but from the standpoint of the future. Because what we’re concerned with is what happened to you in the period between your so-called death in 1897 and right now. But people a hundred years from now would be concerned with what happened in 19th Century Afghanistan and its effect on the timestream all the way down the line to where they are, or will be, and that includes not only anything we do right now, but anything we might do, or be meant to do, for the remainder of our lives, because that will be part of their past. “
“I see,” said Forrester. “So what you’re saying is that Priest’s death might have been the temporal disruption, not his survival?”
“It’s possible,” Delaney said. “And the more I think about it, the more sense it seems to make. He’s survived and there hasn’t been a timestream split as a result of that, so far as we can tell. Now maybe that’s because he wasn’t historically significant enough for his survival to have caused a serious temporal disruption. But on the other hand, maybe his death would have resulted in a temporal disruption further up the timeline, as a result of something he wouldn’t have been able to do if he hadn’t lived, something he hasn’t done yet. In that case, what Darkness did in saving him would be a temporal adjustment to restore the continuity of the timeline. “
“Wait a minute,” Lucas said. “If that’s the case, then that would mean that Darkness knew my death would cause a temporal disruption.”
Delaney nodded. “Think about it,” he said. “Consider everything that he’s accomplished, Lucas. Consider what he’s done to you. Consider that our most brilliant scientists can’t even begin to understand the principles behind some of his discoveries. Hasn’t it occurred to you that Dr. Darkness could be from the future?”
“Wow,” said Andre.
“I never even thought of that,” said Steiger. “But you could be right. Assume that, and everything else falls right into place. All the things he knows, everything he’s done, all the questions” about him that we’ve never had any answers for…
“Yes, and speaking of answers,” Forrester said, “Darkness has a lot to answer for.”
“You might as well forget it,” Steiger said. “Knowing him, he probably wouldn’t tell you anything, especially if what Finn just said is true.”
“Where is he, Lucas?” Andre said. “I never saw him again after what happened at the club.”
Lucas shook his head. “I don’t know where he is. Back at his secret headquarters out beyond the galaxy. Maybe he’s discorporated, which would mean he’s everywhere. Or maybe he’s standing right here beside us, vibrating faster than light and laughing up his sleeve. Who knows?”
“Well, whatever the truth may be,” said Steiger, “I’m glad to have you back, Lucas. And you can have your old job as exec back anytime.”
“I’ll be the one who decides that,” Forrester said. “And I don’t think I want to change things. Right now, nobody outside this room knows that Lucas is alive and I’d like to keep it that way for now. It might give us an edge.” He glanced at Lucas.
“Besides, I don’t think you’d care much to have every scientist on this planet wanting to examine you.”
“No, I think I’ll pass on that,” said Lucas, “But what about Gulliver?”
Forrester picked up his communicator and spoke into it. “Is he here yet?”
“He’s been waiting for the past ten minutes, sir,” came the reply.
“Send him in.”
A moment later, Dr. Lemuel Gulliver, dressed in smartly creased, black base fatigues and wearing the single chevron of a Pfc., came into the room, snapped to attention and saluted.
Forrester retuned his salute and said, “At ease, Private.” He glanced at the surprised expressions on the faces of the others and smiled. “I’d like you all to meet the newest member of the Temporal Observer Corps. He’ll be clocking back home soon to assume his new post. Sit down, Gulliver, and have a drink.”
Forrester waited until the greetings and congratulations had stopped, then he continued with the debriefing.
“That still leaves us with some very disturbing loose ends,” he said, and they all fell silent.
“First and foremost, there’s Drakov.” Forrester never referred to him as his son anymore. “You can imagine how I felt when I learned that he was still alive. I thought that was all finished, but now apparently he’s replicated himself and the threat’s been multiplied. I’ve issued orders to all Observer outposts and every team in the field to keep a lookout for him or any of his hominoid selves, with orders to shoot to kill on sight. I fear we haven’t heard the last of him. Or the Network. But at least we’ve driven them out of the agency. All loyal personnel are volunteering to be scanned and the rest of them are going underground. Still, they’re not finished with us, and in many ways our job is bigger now than it ever was before. But I’m resolved to see it through.”
They all nodded in silent agreement.
“Last, but not least, there’s the question of the lilliputians.” Forrester said. “Your report says that they’re unaccounted for. What the devil do you mean, they’re unaccounted for?”
“Well, after the battle in the club, we never saw any of them again,” Delaney said.
“The two groups of lilliputians went at each other pretty hard. I’d guess that most of them were killed and the survivors perished in the fire.”
“You’d guess?”
“A guess is the best that any of us can do, sir,” Andre said. “That’s why, officially, the report reads that any possible survivors were unaccounted for.”
Forrester sighed and shook his head. “I’ll have to assign extra Observers to that time zone and have them keep an eye out. Although how they’ll ever find any Lilliputians in a warren like New York City is beyond me. Still, it’ll have to be attempted. If any of them survived, and if they should start to reproduce… “
“I’m not sure that we have anything to worry about there, sir,” Lucas said. “All the lilliputians we saw were male. That doesn’t mean there aren’t any female lilliputians hidden away somewhere, but it would stand to reason that Drakov would want to control their population and not encumber himself with lilliputian offspring. Besides, all the hominoids we’ve ever encountered have been mules, incapable of reproduction. “
“And if any of them did live through the fire,” Delaney said, “I feel sorry for the little bastards. 20th Century New York is a hard city to survive in if you’re normal sized. They’ll have to keep out of sight and struggle for survival, with not only humans to be wary of, but stray cats and dogs, and the city’s teeming rat population…” He shook his head. “I wouldn’t give you much for their chances of survival…
“Tyler! Seth! What was all that noise?”
“Nothing, Mom!”
She opened up the door to the boys’ bedroom and saw them sitting on the floor, surrounded by all their G.I. Joe and Rambo action figures and all the military paraphernalia that went along with them.
“What was that crash I heard?” she said.
“Oh, nothing, Mom,” said Tyler. “We were just playing.” She gave a quick glance around the room to see if anything was broken.
“Well, try to play quietly, okay?” she said. “We’ve got company, remember?”
“Sure, Mom. We’re sorry. We’ll try to be quiet.”
“Good. See that you do.”
She closed the door.
The two boys exchanged glances, then Tyler got up and went over to the door, opened it a crack and peered out.
“It’s okay,” he said. “The coast is clear.”
His brother reached underneath the bed and pulled out the food they’d swiped from the kitchen of the co-op apartment. Several of the “action figures” suddenly came to life and started to attack the food.
“Boy!” said Seth, grinning ear to ear. “This sure beats having hamsters!”
[THE END]
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Simon Hawke, The Lilliput Legion