Youre So Unromantic

by Roland Graeme

  "Jesus," Austin exclaimed. "He doesn't have any body hair!"

  "They shave it off, sometimes, before a shoot. The same way professional bodybuilders do, before a contest, or to have their pictures taken, posing."

  "He doesn't even have any around his ass."

  "They shave it off there, too. With disposable razors, Nick told me once. They usually team up, you know, two guys, and take turns shaving each other." Steve sounded amused. "That's why I don't think I could ever do porn for a living--not that anybody's ever exactly beaten down my door, begging me to do it. I couldn't take having a razor blade get that close to my cock and balls. And imagine if the other guy's hand slipped and he nicked your ass hole! Ouch!"

  Austin let out a nervous little snort of laughter in response. He was still staring fixedly at the increasingly lurid images on the screen. Nick and Jon had now pressed a weight bench into service, and while Jon leaned over and straddled it, his legs spread wide, Nick stood behind him and fucked the hell out of his ass. Jon had stripped naked, except for his jockstrap, although he'd pushed its elastic pouch to one side to free his cock, so he could masturbate while he got fucked. Nick's gym shorts and jock were down around his ankles, hobbling his legs, perhaps, but obviously doing nothing to cramp his fucking style. His muscular and hairless buttocks clenched and unclenched like a fist as his taut mid-section moved with increasing violence to drive his dick in and out of his willing victim's ass hole. Nick was wearing a condom, although Austin couldn't remember having seen him put it on. Movie magic, no doubt. The guy getting fucked was leaning over the padded bench, gripping its edges tightly, moaning with pleasure.

  "Yeah, yeah, man!" Jon shouted. "Harder! Fuck my ass harder and faster! Hurt me, fucker! Hurt me with that big cock!"

  Nick obliged. He stepped out of his shorts and athletic supporter, kicking them out of the way, and, nude except for his white socks, he concentrated on the task at hand with renewed forcefulness.

  The sounds of flesh slapping against flesh, and grunts and moans of lust, filled the soundtrack. Austin sat there on the couch beside Steve transfixed, his eyes staring, his mind whirling in arousal, and envy! He wished he were the one being fucked so brutally by Nick's huge cock! The expert camera work now moved in for another close-up view, this time of Jon's ass cheeks, round and firm, their flesh straining to accept the pressure of Nick's kneading fingers. And, at the same time, the camera provided an unobstructed view in between those buns, at his open pink ass hole. It was stretched tight around the shaft of the thick prick that, when the camera pulled back to include Jon's face in the shot and catch his reaction, it made his face contort in a sort of sweet agony every time Nick plunged deep into his unresisting body. As the camera shifted back and forth, Austin could see the ass hole throbbing uncontrollably as the glistening, well-lubricated cock slid in and out of the wet, pink hole, jerking Jon's pelvis as it disappeared into his guts with a wet, suctioning sound.

  Fascinated, Austin watched the two men fuck, feeling lust ripple through his own body, making it feel steaming hot. Sweat oozed from his pores, and the sounds of fucking seared into his brain like a molten-hot furnace.

  "Getting to you, isn't it?" Steve asked him, slyly.

  Austin didn't trust himself to do more than grunt in response.

  "You can jack off if you want to," Steve invited him. "I don't mind."

  Austin felt his lower body begin to tremble in near-orgasmic fervor. He couldn't help himself. He opened his jeans and pushed his hand under the waistband of his undershorts, pressing his fingers hard against his hot, throbbing dick, trying to calm it by stroking it lightly from base to tip. Instead, of course, the heat leaped higher at the first caressing touch of his hand. His mouth clenched tight, locking inside his throat the quick little moans of lust he wanted to emit as he masturbated himself into a frenzy.

  Oh fuck, it feels so good, so damn good, he thought. He squeezed his dick more tightly and then pumped his hand up and down on it. He couldn't control himself. He began to use both hands to stimulate himself. Lifting his butt off the couch cushion, pushing his jeans and underwear down to his knees to free his genitals completely, his fingers found the slit in the head of his penis and his ass hole, and teased both openings at once as he jerked off.

  He had to come! His cock and his ass hole were on fire!

  "Oh, that's hot," Steve gasped, beside him. He was watching Austin's performance, not the one on the TV screen. He slid off the couch, onto the floor on his knees, and positioned himself directly in front of Austin as the mechanic continued to masturbate. "When you shoot, shoot off in my face," Steve begged.

  Austin continued to watch Nick humping Jon. It was almost too much for Austin to endure, as keyed up as he now was, when he saw the two actors change position so that now it was Jon's cock, condomed, and slicked up with lube, which was probing Nick's ass hole. Nick's puckered anus was pressed hard against the root of Jon's tool. Nick obviously enjoyed it, judging by the way he writhed and moaned, and begged to be fucked. "Harder, deeper, harder, you son of a bitch! Get that dick deep in my ass!"

  There was the inevitable come shot, with Jon pulling out of Nick at what was presumably the last possible moment. He peeled the condom off his cock and flung it aside before he ejaculated, spraying his semen all over Nick's sweaty buttocks and back. However, the two performers had a surprise in store for the viewer. Jon had barely stopped shooting before he grabbed the bottle of lube they'd been using and slathered a fresh coating onto Nick's overexcited cock. Then he bent over and waited for Nick to thrust his throbbing prong back into him. Nick needed a moment to catch his breath after having been fucked so hard. In fact, he seemed almost dazed after taking the other stud up his ass like that. But then he glanced down at the round, smooth ass being offered to him, and he fell to.

  His balls swung and slammed and vibrated against Jon's rocking ass as Austin watched. Nick was fucking Jon even more savagely than Jon had screwed him, shoving his dick deep into the guy's bowels. He looked down with an expression of half boyish, half diabolical glee on his face, and watched his cock slide in, pull out, glistening with lube. Suddenly, his prick throbbed to its last internal beat, his body quivered in the first throes of release, and Nick withdrew and stripped off his own rubber and delivered his come shot right on cue, spewing streaks of white fluid across Jon's shuddering body, to his evident immense satisfaction. Nick used his hand to wipe the semen from Jon's flesh and offer it to his lips. Jon licked Nick's fingers clean, with obscene slurping noises.

  Still, there was a third come shot in the works--and not from the film. The sight of Jon tasting Nick's sperm pushed Austin over the edge. He blasted his full load, which slashed across Steve's eagerly awaiting face. Steve let Austin douse his face with most of his load, before he leaned forward, mouth open, and took the head of Austin's cock between his lips, nursing it and silently urging Austin to deposit his last spurts directly into his mouth.

  "Ohhh, fuck," Steve moaned, after he reluctantly took his mouth away from Austin's depleted penis. "That was so fucking hot!"

  My sentiments exactly, Austin wanted to say. But he was so out of breath, he didn't trust himself to speak.

  "I can put this on pause," Steve said cheerfully, standing up and reaching for the remote control. "I'll get us more beer. I don't know about you, but I'm as thirsty as hell."

  While Steve was in the kitchen, Austin stuffed himself back inside his shorts and jeans, and zipped up.

  "I'm sorry--" Austin began, when Steve returned with two fresh bottles of beer.

  "For what?"

  "For coming like that."

  "But I wanted you to."

  "I hope I didn't get any of it on the couch, or on the rug," Austin said, making a quick inspection.

  "Relax. It's not the first time a guy had shot his wad right there where you're sitting. No harm done. You weren't kidding, though, when you said you were easy to entertain, were you?" Steve teased.

  "I guess not. I'm a pretty c
heap date."

  Steve chuckled as he handed Austin his beer, then clinked the bottles together. "Drink up," he urged. "This is one of Nick's milder videos, as a matter of fact. Some of the ones he's made since have been a little kinky--you know, bondage, discipline, gangbangs, all that sort of thing."

  Austin didn't know, not exactly. Steve had such an open, easy-going way of talking about all that sort of thing, though, that Austin didn't feel particularly embarrassed.

  "You seem to know quite a lot about Nick," he observed. "I haven't known him for very long, myself. I'd like to find out more about him. He told me I should go ahead and do so, in fact. On the Internet."

  "Have you checked out his website yet?"

  "His business website? Sure. You know, the computer business."

  "I mean his other website, the one under the name Niccolo Grandi."

  "Not yet. Nick must be doing all right, financially speaking, I mean, if he can afford to maintain two separate websites."

  Steve laughed. "I guess so. And it'd be interesting to know which of them brings in the more money. Come on, I'll show you. You'll find it educational. Bring your beer."

  Steve led Austin into a small adjoining room, which he evidently used as a home office. He had a fairly sophisticated-looking computer setup on his desk. After he'd turned on the computer, connected to the Internet, and logged onto Niccolo Grandi's website, Steve invited Austin to sit down in front of the computer monitor. Steve stood behind him, occasionally leaning over to manipulate the mouse or enter something on the keyboard.

  Niccolo Grandi's website was quite a revelation. As Austin might have anticipated, since Nick had created and maintained it himself, it managed to be both hi-tech and user-friendly at once. There were vivid graphics, and new windows and drop-down menus opened at a move or a click of the mouse.

  There were, of course, many recent photos of Nick…nude and gloriously, unashamedly erect, in all of the frontal shots. In a few of the other poses, he had his back turned to the camera, and was freely exposing his ass.

  Hello, and welcome to my new and improved XXX-rated home page! a text banner proclaimed. Here you can find loads of information about me, read my blog, view free clips and pictures, as well as stream all of my movies. Make sure to check out the newest man-to-man videos from my very own production company and write me your comments. I love hearing from my fans. Most importantly, I hope this website gets you hard, horny, and spilling your jism all over yourself. That is, after all, why I got into this business in the first place!

  Austin saw that one had to pay per minute to see the streaming videos and videos on demand offered on the sight. Members could subscribe for various periods of time, and be entitled to special deals.

  "It's a good thing Nick knows all about computers," Austin commented. "Running all this must be a full-time job! And it might be kind of embarrassing to delegate to somebody else."

  "He's a man who enjoys his work, whatever, or whomever, he happens to be doing at the moment," Steve joked. "Here, get a load of this."

  Steve clicked on a tab labeled My Massage & Escort Services. There were more nude photos of Nick, and a brief profile.

  Veteran porn star, 38 year old muscular top well versed in a variety of fetishes.

  Currently serving the New York City area, but will travel. If you prefer your sex vanilla flavored, I will treat you to a sweet and creamy dessert custom made to your specifications. Interested in something a little, or a lot, spicier? Why not try a bondage massage and experience something completely different? Get an erotic massage while tied up. Choose your degree of restraint. Choose with or without a blindfold. With or without some light S & M thrown in. Get a great massage in a whole new way! $150 hour.

  Or, if you're into major ass play, then I'm your man. I specialize in leather, bondage, fisting, and S & M. With over 15 years experience as a top. I'm particularly known for my ability to help novices safely and comfortably explore their secret fantasies. $250 hour.

  Down below, one could consult a calendar, labeled My Working Hours, which showed which days and times Nick was available, each month. Austin saw that several upcoming time slots were already blocked off, meaning they'd been booked.

  "You and I should feel flattered," Steve told Austin. "We've both been with Nick, for free. Other guys have had to pay for it!"

  "I can't imagine having sex with another guy for money," Austin said.

  "Well, I sure can. Every time my bills come due, each month! But I doubt I could get into it. I have to really like a guy before I can trick with him. Speaking of male prostitution, here's something else you might find interesting," Steve said. He minimized the display of Nick's site, then logged onto a different website.

  This, to Austin's surprise, was a site on which johns evaluated male escorts. The escorts, Steve explained, paid a fee to have their photos and contact information posted here. But they had no control over what their customers might write about them. "You pay your money and you take your chance, which works both ways, I guess," Steve quipped. One could search by area or by name to find a hustler's page, including his johns' reviews of him. The comments were by no means necessarily laudatory. Steve showed Austin a pithy commentary on a sultry-looking young Eastern European stud, operating out of Los Angeles.

  He was late, he was drunk, and he didn't want to do anything except lie there and be blown. It was a disaster. Yes, he's gorgeous, but don't waste your money on this arrogant asshole.

  Steve next used the search function to find, Niccolo Grandi, and clicked on it. A photo of a nude and smiling Nick immediately appeared. He was accurately described as currently residing, in the NYC area. The reviews of his performances were an altogether different story.

  I hired Niccolo on a friend's recommendation. Of course, I'd seen his videos, but I never imagined I would actually meet him, let alone for an intimate encounter. I was very upfront with him about being nervous because this was only the third time I'd ever hired an escort. He showed up on time, was exactly as pictured and described, and he did everything he could to put me at ease. He immediately started kissing me and I knew right away that this was going to be everything I had hoped for and more! He allowed me to take things at my own pace and I never felt rushed. He had multiple orgasms to my one. I will never forget the time I spent with him, and I can't wait until the next time our paths cross.

  Another john wrote with undisguised warmth.

  I have been a huge fan of Niccolo's ever since first seeing one of his DVDs. I'm glad I finally took the plunge and hired him, because he is even hotter in person than in his pictures. We agreed that he'd meet me at my hotel. He texted me to let me know he was running a little late, but he said he'd spend some extra time with me, at no charge, to make up for it, if I wanted to. If I wanted to! Hell, yes! I was blown away by how handsome he was when he knocked on my door. He came right in and kissed me. He apologized profusely for being late and promised he'd make it up to me. And did he ever! We spoke briefly before we stripped naked and lay on the bed. I went right to work on that gorgeous cock of his. It grew hard quickly, and Niccolo's moans and facial expressions, with those hot sweet Italian lips of his, which I kept kissing in between sucks on his penis, really turned me on. I started working up a sweat sucking his hard dick, which at my request, he'd keep pulling out of my mouth and slapping against my face, just like the guys do in porno movies. Before I knew it, he'd twisted around and was sucking on my dick like a champ. His mouth felt so good, and I loved looking down at him as he swallowed it whole.

  He moved around until he was rubbing his body against me and staring into my eyes with those beautiful brown bedroom eyes of his. We next moved into position for an incredibly hot sixty-nine with him face-fucking my throat while he devoured my dick. When he was ready to shoot he warned me he was coming, so I swallowed his cock all the way again just in time to taste his whole delicious load. He obviously enjoyed the orgasm, which made me feel good.

  He was concerned that I ha
dn't come yet. He told me to take my time, again saying there'd be no extra charge even though we'd already run well past the time we'd originally agreed on. I jerked my cock harder and harder as he stroked my hair, standing next to the bed and feeding me his dick again. I had an amazing orgasm, and after we cleaned up we lay there on the bed and touched each other and talked some more.

  We kissed goodbye and he was gone, leaving me with sweet memories and the incredibly satisfying experience of having been intimate with one my porn idols. Nick is one of the hottest studs around, and one of the friendliest. I'll definitely hire him again, next time for an overnight, which will be well worth the money.

  "Hell," Austin exclaimed, under his breath. He wasn't sure he enjoyed reading all about how much another man had gotten off on kissing Nick's hot sweet Italian lips, let alone sucking his cock and sixty-nining with him--and in exchange for money, yet!

  How can I compete with guys like that? Austin asked himself. Me, who hasn't got a cent to my name? "Hell!" he repeated, more vehemently.

  "Sorry. I should've known this wasn't such a good idea," Steve said, seeing the look on Austin's face. "You're freaking out a little, aren't you?"

  "No, it's perfectly okay, Steve. It's just a little overwhelming, all at once. Quite a lot to take in."

  "You may find this a little hard to believe, but take my word for it. Nick is an upfront kind of guy. He's not a sleazebag. I've got a lot of respect for him, in fact."

  "So do I."

  "Let's go back and take another look at Nick's own website."

  Once Niccolo Grandi's website was displayed again, Steve negotiated deftly through it, selecting certain things to show Austin.