"What do you want us to do, Inspector Marriot?" asked Tuppence.
"Just keep our eyes open for these things?"
"A great deal more than that, Mrs. Beresford. I'm pinning my faith on you to get to the bottom of the matter. You see we've discovered that the notes are being circulated from the West End. Somebody pretty high up in the social scale is doing the distributing. They're passing them the other side of the Channel as well. Now there's a certain person who is interesting us very much. A Major Laidlaw-perhaps you've heard the name?"
"I think I have," said Tommy. "Connected with racing, isn't that it?"
"Yes. Major Laidlaw is pretty well known in connection with the Turf.
There's nothing actually against him, but there's a general impression that he's been a bit too smart over one or two rather shady transactions. Men in the know look queer when he's mentioned.
Nobody knows much of his past or where he came from. He's got a very attractive French wife who's seen about everywhere with a train of admirers. They must spend a lot of money, the Laidlaws, and I'd like to know where it comes from."
"Possibly from the train of admirers," suggested Tommy.
"That's the general idea. But I'm not so sure. It may be coincidence, but a lot of notes have been forthcoming from a certain very smart little gambling club which is much frequented by the Laidlaws and their set. This racing, gambling set get rid of a lot of loose money in notes. There couldn't be a better way of getting it into circulation."
"And where do we come in?"
"This way. Young St. Vincent and his wife are friends of yours, I understand? They're in pretty thick with the Laidlaw set-though not as thick as they were. Through them it will be easy for you to get a footing in the same set in a way that none of our people could attempt. There's no likelihood of their spotting you. You'll have an ideal opportunity."
"What have we got to find out exactly?"
"Where they get the stuff from, if they are passing it."
"Quite so," said Tommy. "Major Laidlaw goes out with an empty suitcase. When he returns it is crammed to the bursting point with Treasury notes. How is it done? I sleuth him and find out. Is that the idea?"
"More or less. But don't neglect the lady, and her father, M. Heroulade.
Remember the notes are being passed on both sides of the Channel."
"My dear Marriot," exclaimed Tommy reproachfully. "Blunt's Brilliant Detectives do not know the meaning of the word neglect."
The Inspector rose.
"Well, good luck to you," he said, and departed.
"Slush," said Tuppence enthusiastically.
"Eh?" said Tommy perplexed.
"Counterfeit money," explained Tuppence. "It is always called Slush. I know I'm right. Oh, Tommy, we have got an Edgar Wallace case. At last we are Busies."
"We are," said Tommy, "and we are out to get The Crackler and we will get him good."
"Did you say The Cackler or The Crackler?"
"The Crackler."
"Oh, what is a Crackler?"
"A new word that I have coined," said Tommy. "Descriptive of one who passes false notes into circulation. Bank notes crackle; therefore he is called a Crackler. Nothing could be more simple."
"That is rather a good idea," said Tuppence, "it makes it seem more real. I like the Rustler myself. Much more descriptive and sinister."
"No," said Tommy, "I said the Crackler first and I stick to it."
"I shall enjoy this case," said Tuppence. "Lots of Night Clubs and cocktails in it. I shall buy some eyelash black to-morrow."
"Your eyelashes are black already," objected her husband.
"I could make them blacker," said Tuppence, "and cherry lip stick would be useful too. That ultra bright kind."
"Tuppence," said Tommy, "you're a real rake at heart. What a good thing it is that you are married to a sober steady middle aged man like myself."
"You wait," said Tuppence. "When you have been to the Python Club a bit you mayn't be so sober yourself."
Tommy produced from a cupboard various bottles, two glasses, and a cocktail shaker.
"Let's start now," he said. "We are after you, Crackler, and we mean to get you."
14. THE CRACKLER (continued)
Making the acquaintance of the Laidlaws proved an easy affair.
Tommy and Tuppence, young, well dressed, eager for life and with apparently money to burn, were soon made free of that particular coterie in which the Laidlaws had their being.
Major Laidlaw was a tall fair man, typically English in appearance, with a hearty sportsmanlike manner, slightly belied by the hard lines round his eyes and the occasional quick sideways glance that assorted oddly with his supposed character.
He was a very dexterous card player, and Tommy noticed that when the stakes were high he seldom rose from the table a loser.
Marguerite Laidlaw was quite a different proposition. She was a charming creature, with the slenderness of a wood nymph and the face of a Greuze picture. Her dainty broken English was fascinating, and Tommy felt that it was no wonder most men were her slaves. She seemed to take a great fancy to Tommy from the first, and playing his part, he allowed himself to be swept into her train.
"My Tommee," she would say. "But positively I cannot go without my Tommee. His 'air, eet ees the color of the sunset, ees eet not?"
Her father was a more sinister figure. Very correct, very upright, with his little black beard and his watchful eyes.
Tuppence was the first to report progress. She came to Tommy with ten one pound notes.
"Have a look at these. They're wrong 'uns, aren't they?"
Tommy examined them and confirmed.Tuppence's diagnosis.
"Where did you get them from?"
"That boy, Jimmy Faulkener. Marguerite Laidlaw gave them to him to put on a horse for her. I said I wanted small notes, and gave him a tenner in exchange."
"All new and crisp," said Tommy thoughtfully. "They can't have passed through many hands. I suppose young Faulkener is all right?"
"Jimmy? Oh! he's a dear. He and I are becoming great Friends."
"So I have noticed," said Tommy coldly. "Do you really think it is necessary?"
"Oh! it isn't business," said Tuppence cheerily. "It's pleasure. He's such a nice boy. I'm glad to get him out of that woman's clutches.
You've no idea of the amount of money she's cost him."
"It looks to me as though he were getting rather a pash for you, Tuppence."
"I've thought the same myself sometimes. It's nice to know one's still young and attractive, isn't it?"
"Your moral tone, Tuppence, is deplorably low. You look at these things from the wrong point of view."
"I haven't enjoyed myself so much for years," declared Tuppence shamelessly. "And anyway, what about you? Do I ever see you nowadays? Aren't you always living in Marguerite Laidlaw's pocket?"
"Business," said Tommy crisply.
"But she is attractive, isn't she?"
"Not my type," said Tommy. "I don't admire her."
"Liar," laughed Tuppence. "But I always did think I'd rather marry a liar than a fool."
"I suppose," said Tommy, "that there's no absolute necessity for a husband to be either?"
But Tuppence merely threw him a pitying glance and withdrew.
Amongst Mrs. Laidlaw's train of admirers was a simple but extremely wealthy gentleman of the name of Hank Ryder.
Mr. Ryder came from Alabama, and from the first he was disposed to make a friend and confidant of Tommy.
"That's a wonderful woman, sir," said Mr. Ryder, following the lovely Marguerite with reverential eyes. "Plumb full of civilization. Can't beat la gaie France, can you? When I'm near her, I feel as though I was one of the Almighty's earliest experiments. I guess He'd got to get His hand in before He attempted anything so lovely as that perfectly lovely woman."
Tommy agreeing politely with these sentiments, Mr. Ryder unburdened himself still further.
"Seems kind of a shame
a lovely creature like that should have money worries."
"Has she?" asked Tommy.
"You betcha life she has. Queer fish, Laidlaw. She's skeered of him.
Told me so. Daren't tell him about her little bills."
"Are they little billls?" asked Tommy.
"Well-when I say little! After all, a woman's got to wear clothes, and the less there are of them the more they cost, the way I figure it out. And a pretty woman like that doesn't want to go about in last season's goods.
Cards too, the poor little thing's been mighty unlucky at cards. Why, she lost fifty to me last night."
"She won two hundred from Jimmy Faulkener the night before," said Tommy drily.
"Did she indeed? That relieves my mind some. By the way, there seems to be a lot of dud notes floating around in your country just now.
I paid in a bunch at my bank this morning, and twenty-five of them were down and outers, so the polite gentleman behind the counter informed me."
"That's rather a large proportion. Were they new looking?"
"New and crisp as they make 'em. Why, they were the ones Mrs.
Laidlaw paid over to me, I reckon. Wonder where she got 'em from.
One of these toughs on the race course as likely as not."
"Yes," said Tommy. "Very likely."
"You know, Mr. Beresford, I'm new to this sort of high life. All these swell dames, and the rest of the outfit. Only made my pile a short while back. Came right over to Yurrop to see life."
Tommy nodded. He made a mental note to the effect that with the aid of Marguerite Laidlaw Mr. Ryder would probably see a good deal of life and that the price charged would be heavy.
Meantime, for the second time, he had evidenced that the forged notes were being distributed pretty near at hand, and that in all probability Marguerite Laidlaw had a hand in their distribution.
On the following night he himself was given a proof.
It was at that small select meeting place mentioned by Inspector Marriot. There was dancing there, but the real attraction of the place lay behind a pair of imposing folding doors. There were two rooms there with green baize covered tables, where vast sums changed hands nightly.
Marguerite Laidlaw, rising at last to go, thrust a quantity of small notes into Tommy's hands.
"They are so bulkee, Tommee-you will change them, yes? A beeg note.
See my so sweet leetle bag, it bulges him to distraction."
Tommy brought her the hundred pound note she asked for. Then in a quiet corner, he examined the notes she had given him. At least a quarter of them were counterfeit.
But where did she get her supplies from? To that he had as yet no answer. By means of Albert's cooperation, he was almost sure that Laidlaw was not the man. His movements had been watched closely and had yielded no result.
Tommy suspected her father, the saturnine M. Heroulade. He went to and fro to France fairly often. What could be simpler than to bring the notes across with him? A false bottom to a trunk-something of that kind.
Tommy strolled slowly out of the Club, absorbed in these thoughts, but was suddenly recalled to immediate necessities. Outside in the street was Mr. Hank P. Ryder, and it was clear at once that Mr. Ryder was not strictly sober. At the moment he was trying to hang his hat on the radiator of a car, and missing it by some inches every time.
"This goddarned hatshtand, this goddarned hatshtand," said Mr.
Ryder tearfully. "Not like that in the Shtates. Man can hang up hishhat every night-every night, sir. You're wearing two hatshs. Never sheen a man wearing two hatsh before. Mushtbe effectclimate."
"Perhaps I've got two heads," said Tommy gravely.
"Sho you have," said Mr. Ryder. "Thatsh odd. Thatsh remarkable fac.
Letsh have a cocktail. Prohibition-probishun-thatsh whatsh done me in. I guess I'm drunk-constootionally drunk. Cocktailsh-mixed 'em-
Angel's Kiss- that's Marguerite-lovely creature, fon' o' me too. Horshes Neck, two Martinis-three Road to Ruinsh-no, roadshto roon-mixed 'em all-in a beer tankard. Bet me I wouldn't-I shaid-to hell, I shayed-"
Tommy interrupted.
"That's all right," he said soothingly. "Now what about getting home?"
"No home to go to," said Mr. Ryder sadly, and wept.
"What Hotel are you staying at?" asked Tommy.
"Can't go home," said Mr. Ryder. "Treasurehunt. Swell thing to do. She did it. Whitechapel-White heartsh, white headsh shorrow to the grave-"
"Never mind that," said Tommy. "Where are you-"
But Mr. Ryder became suddenly dignified. He drew himself erect and attained a sudden miraculous command over his speech.
"Young man, I'm telling you. Margee took me. In her car Treasure Hunting. Englisharishtocrashy all do it. Under the cobblestones. Five hundred poundsh. Solemn thought, 'tis solemn thought. I'm telling you, young man. You've been kind to me. I've got your welfare at heart, sir, at heart. We Americans-"
Tommy interrupted him this time with even less ceremony.
"What's that you say? Mrs. Laidlaw took you in a car?"
The American nodded with a kind of owlish solemnity.
"To Whitechapel?" Again that owlish nod. "And you found five hundred pounds there?"
Mr. Ryder struggled for words.
"S-she did," he corrected his questioner. "Left me outside. Outside the door. Always left outside. It's kinder sad. Outside-always outside."
"Would you know your way there?"
"I guess so. Hank Ryder doesn't lose his bearings-"
Tommy hauled him along unceremoniously. He found his own car where it was waiting, and presently they were bowling eastward. The cool air revived Mr. Ryder. After slumping against Tommy's shoulder in a kind of stupor, he awoke clear headed and refreshed.
"Say, boy, where are we?" he demanded.
"Whitechapel," said Tommy crisply. "Is this where you came with Mrs.
Laidlaw tonight?"'
"It looks kinder familiar," admitted Mr. Ryder looking round. "Seems to me we turned off to the left somewhere down here. That's it-that street there."
Tommy turned off obediently. Mr. Ryder issued directions.
"That's it. Sure. And round to the right. Say, aren't the smells awful?
Yes, past the pub at the corner-sharp round, and stop at the mouth of that little alley. But what's the big idea? Hand it to me. Some of the oof left behind? Are we going to put one over on them?"
"That's exactly it," said Tommy. "We're going to put one over on them.
Rather a joke, isn't it?"
"I'll tell the world," assented Mr. Ryder. "Though I'm just a mite hazed about it all," he ended wistfully.
Tommy got out and assisted Mr. Ryder to alight also. They advanced into the alley way. On the left were the backs of a row of dilapidated houses, most of which had doors opening into the alley. Mr. Ryder came to a stop before one of these doors.
"In here she went," he declared. "It was this door-I'm plumb certain of it."
"They all look very alike," said Tommy. "Reminds me of the story of the soldier and the Princess. You remember, they made a cross on the door to show which one it was. Shall we do the same?"
Laughing, he drew a piece of white chalk from his pocket and made a rough cross low down on the door. Then he looked up at various dim shapes that prowled high on the walls of the alley, one of which was uttering a blood curdling yawl.
"Lots of cats about," he remarked cheerfully.
"What is the procedure?" asked Mr. Ryder. "Do we step inside?"
"Adopting due precautions we do," said Tommy.
He glanced up and down the alley way, then softly tried the door. It yielded. He pushed it open, and peered into a dim yard.
Noiselessly he passed through, Mr. Ryder on his heels.
"Gee!" said the latter. "There's someone coming down the alley."
He slipped outside again. Tommy stood still for a minute, then hearing nothing went on. He took a torch from his pocket and switched on the light for a b
rief second. That momentary flash enabled him to see his way ahead. He pushed forward and tried the closed door ahead of him.
That too gave, and very softly he pushed it open and went in.
After standing still a second and listening, he again switched on the torch, and at that flash, as though at a given signal, the place seemed to rise round him. Two men were in front of him, two men were behind him. They closed in on him, and bore him down.
"Lights," growled a voice.
An incandescent gas burner was lit. By its light Tommy saw a circle of unpleasing faces. His eyes wandered gently round the room and noted some of the objects in it.
"Ah!" he said pleasantly. "The headquarters of the counterfeiting industry, if I am not mistaken."
"Shut your jaw," growled one of the men.
The door opened and shut behind Tommy, and a genial and well known voice spoke.
"Got him, boys. That's right. Now, Mr. Busy, let me tell you you're up against it."
"That dear old word," said Tommy. "How it thrills me. Yes. I am the Mystery Man of Scotland Yard. Why it's Mr. Hank Ryder. This is a surprise."
"I guess you mean that too. I've been laughing fit to bust all this evening-leading you here like a little child. And you so pleased with your cleverness. Why, sonny, I was on to you from the start. You weren't in with that crowd for your health. I let you play about for a while, and when you got real suspicious of the lovely Marguerite, I said to myself 'Now's the time to lead him to it.' I guess your friends won't be hearing of you for some time."
"Going to do me in? That's the correct expression, I believe. You have got it in for me."
"You've got a nerve all right. Not we shan't attempt violence. Just keep you under restraint, so to speak."
"I'm afraid you're backing the wrong horse," said Tommy. "I've no intention of being 'kept under restraint' as you call it."
Mr. Ryder smiled genially. From outside a cat uttered a melancholy cry to the moon.
"Banking on that cross you put on the door, eh Sonny?" said Mr.
Ryder. "I shouldn't if I were you. Because I know that story you mentioned. Heard it when I was a little boy. I stepped back into the alleyway to enact the part of the dog with eyes as big as cart wheels. If you were in that alley now, you would observe that every door in the alley is marked with an identical cross."
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