“Enough already, you’re always saying that and you never do a thing!”
I can’t help but laugh as I picture my father sneaking around slashing tires, terrorist-style, Mom keeping watch to make sure no one is coming. They get mad at me for laughing and direct their irritation toward me instead. They insist that I go and lie down in the room they refer to as mine because they’ve put my old desk in there, and hung up an old poster of The Cure. A mausoleum for my childhood years. They’ve saved all kinds of appalling things: a box of dried-up pastels, the newspaper clipping of my Savings Day drawing, an old class picture with A Souvenir from Grade Three written on it.
I lie down on the bed, clutching the photograph. What else am I supposed to do on Aegina? Mom is busy writing her African stories or answering letters from kids, and Martha, two blocks down the road, is surely watching her afternoon soaps, so I might as well fix my eyes on something for a while, too: Anna, for instance, perched on a stool smack in the middle of the back row. You can’t see the stools, so the kids in that row look like angels hovering in mid-air. Or, better, devils: Petros is picking his nose. Angeliki, with her satanic laugh, has her face in profile so the smushed turd won’t show. I’ve been exiled to the very edge of the front row, in my cast and matching white tube socks, one pulled up to my knee, the other slouched around my ankle, the elastic apparently loose—what a mess. How young we were! What tiny fingers wrote that note to “Dear Mrs. Anna’s Mother”! What non-existent hips emerged from our corduroy bell-bottoms during our peeing contests!
But why did they put me in the front row, so far from my best friend?
Of course—Anna’s short! How could it never have occurred to me before? On the outside, at least, I’ve always been the stronger of the two.
“Surprise!” Anna is hovering in the doorway of my room, just as in our class picture. How does she do that? She’s dressed as a hippie and before I can take cover, she lobs a Molotov cocktail in my direction. The sheets catch fire, I’m engulfed in flames.
Mom throws a blanket over me, trying to put out the fire.
“Where did she come from? How did she get into the house?”
“Who, honey? Calm down! You were having a nightmare. Haven’t I told you not to sleep without a blanket? You’ll catch cold.”
I pull the blanket over my head, making a little cave. Mom shuffles out of the room, slippers flapping. She stops at the door, hesitates.
“Do you want a candy?”
She always carries candy in her pockets. On her visits to schools she treats the kids as if they were horses. She stuffs them full of candy, so you can’t ever tell if she’s actually their favorite writer or just a grandmother spoiling her grandchildren rotten. Personally I think her stories are atrocious, full of friendly colonists and cheeky little African kids, but then again she thinks I’m useless and don’t even know how to draw. “What are those things you draw, honey? I could do that as well as you can!” She took my charcoals, copied a few of my oldest and worst sketches, and now passes herself off as an illustrator, too.
“Maria, I know you don’t like it when I tell you this, but you still grind your teeth in your sleep.”
“Okay, Mom, fine . . .”
“Honey, you have to be careful, that’s how you broke your tooth when you were little.”
I pull the blanket down off my head.
“What exactly do you want me to do about it?”
“Don’t get annoyed. I’m just saying you should be careful.”
I feel like telling her it’s a sign of stress, something that stuck with me from the cave and the crickets. But I don’t say anything. After all, I wasn’t the only one who took years to recover.
“Turn around so we can see!”
Stella grabs the skirt of the dress I brought her and pulls it up just a smidge; her plump little legs do a girly spin in place. Then she starts to dance.
“Look at my little cabaret girl!” Martha says.
“Just yesterday she was learning to crawl, and now she’s turning six!”
“You haven’t seen the baby yet, either . . .”
“Oh, it’s fine, let’s not wake him up. I want to hear your news.”
Martha is sitting in her favorite spot on the sofa—I can tell because it’s where the cushion sags. Her belly is still swollen from her second pregnancy, and she has that lost, half-pleading expression on her face of a woman who’s recently given birth.
“What news could I possibly have?”
“How’s Fotini?”
“We’ve sort of lost touch. She and I are so different, Maria. She never even calls to talk to Stella, can you believe it? She’s opposed to the nuclear family, she says. I mean, really, revolution? Who still cares about revolution these days? She’s thirty-five years old! How stubborn can she be?”
Oh, Martha, if you only knew how I live. Writing proclamations in an apartment with bad plumbing. I come here bearing dresses with lace trim, like the ones they used to make me wear. I come for Stella, who was once the baby I knitted hats for and pushed in her stroller on the dock. But I also come in hopes of figuring out what on earth goes on in the head of a girl who’s six, seven, eight years old. How she can shut out the whole world and just spin in circles around her own axis.
“What about your mother, how’s she?” I ask, to change the subject.
“She’s basically an invalid, just one illness after the next. If it’s not some bug it’s her back.”
“I’m sorry, Martha. It’s not serious, though, is it?”
Martha tells me about her mother’s near mania for illnesses, her quiet depression, her constant hypoglycemia. Then she asks, “Who was it who gave my mother that name, anyhow?”
“My friend Anna, remember her?”
“Of course. Who could forget that girl? I always felt like punching her in the face.”
“Why?”
“You really have to ask? I’ve never met a bigger, more frightening ego in my life.”
Merde. Neither have I.
“Do you have to leave so soon?”
“I’ve got things to do, Mom.”
“What things?”
Well, let’s see, we’re planning an event in the Athens Metro, it’s been too long since we had a good, old-fashioned run-in with the police, with that absurd mediocrity that goes by the name of order. Every now and then we smash a shop window or two—a small, symbolic tear in the cloak of legitimacy that enfolds private property. But we’re not nearly as active as we used to be. Kayo and I are the only ones with keys to the apartment, it’s not all anything goes anymore. We don’t just wreak havoc indiscriminately, either. And we’ve improved the fonts on our signs. We’re revolutionaries with taste.
“I told you, Mom, things!”
“You live such a strange life, child. I just don’t understand. The way I was raised, no matter how wrong life went, at age thirty-five a woman had a husband, kids, something to keep her busy.”
“No matter how wrong things go, salt never gets worms, right, Mom?”
In my case, apparently, some inner worm has been eating away at the fear of God, at the desire for a family, at all the illusions that keep Mom alive.
“Let the girl do what she needs to,” Dad calls from the living room. “Stop sticking your nose in all the time!”
They stand in the doorway, framed by flaking paint. To me they look older than ever, and as crazy as loons. Mom in her shawl, nails painted with peeling white polish. Dad in his prehistoric gym suit with the sagging knees. They’re like little kids—like my kids.
“I should really paint the door jambs,” Dad mutters.
“Just put newspaper on the ground if you do,” Mom says. “I don’t want you making a mess.”
Perhaps I really did run away when I was nine years old, when I got out that checked suitcase and filled it with bananas, roller skates, colored pencils. I thought the stewardesses would have to take pity on me in order for me to get back to Africa. But perhaps you don’t ev
en need the airplane. Perhaps all it takes is a decision.
It’s one of those days that makes you happy, though you couldn’t say why. The Attic sky is that mysterious blue you see in tourist brochures: transparent, yet concealing something—whatever you want it to. Spring sneaks into your head, the sun numbs your temples. Athens glistens as if made of cheap glass. A quaver of heat and exhaust and spring sweetness spreads itself over everything, making the cement in the schoolyard shimmer. Today even Daphne drew a sun over her cave and grass all around. On days like this the kids are calm. They laugh at the drop of a hat, not in a hysterical way, but as if one of Mom’s saints is watching over them. There’s a kind of saintliness in the air—even if I don’t believe in that sort of thing.
I’m alone in the classroom. When I was in grade school we always clambered up to the teacher’s desk at the end of class. Clambered, because the desk was on a wooden riser that divided the classroom into two tiers: pupils on one, the teacher on the other. Anna and I would experiment with stolen moments of intoxicating power: “I’m going to sit in Kyria Aphrodite’s chair!” Anna would shriek. “No, I am, merde!” We both could have fit, but Anna, the more stubborn, always won. From the first time she crossed my path, I learned to give way, to cede my place to her. Which is perhaps one reason why I now feel as if I don’t belong anywhere. Though things have changed somewhat: there’s a certain order to my life now, the squeak of markers on paper, the apartment in Exarheia, the demonstrations. There are regions that belong to each of us individually, while others are larger, broader, belonging to us all.
And into that broader realm now steps a thin woman in tall cowboy boots. I catch sight of her when she’s still at the far end of the hall; as she approaches it becomes more and more obvious that she’s one of those nutcase mothers who experience a rare and sudden flash of interest in their child and come in to pester us with questions. I can tell from the clothes: a sane person wouldn’t show up to her child’s school in sequin-studded jeans and a red leather jacket. Lord, she’s headed my way. It’s probably Natasha’s mom, come to complain about Daphne picking fights.
Blond, skin and bones, medium height if you took off her boots. Straight hair, a wisp of bangs at her forehead. The hairclip is gone. And she dyed the white eyebrow.
It’s Anna. Former radical leftist of France. My former best friend.
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“So, that circle we drew with the shard of a broken pitcher . . . Did you ever wonder if that line by Titos Patrikios might be to blame?”
“For what?”
“For the fact that we ended up throwing stones . . .”
I’ve rehearsed this scene in my head thousands of times, imagined encounters from the most unlikely to the most banal: in the metro, at the post office, at a party, on a plane. On airplanes most of all, since there’s nowhere to escape unless you open the emergency hatch. Never in all those imaginings did I picture Anna, so real and yet so fake, striding into my art room dressed like a rock star, without even a hello or a prologue of any sort. She just hops up onto my desk, crosses her legs under her, lights a cigarette and starts to recite that poem by Patrikios—one of the old anthems of our friendship.
“Why didn’t you call me? Didn’t Daphne give you my card?” Her voice is deep and husky from years of smoking. It’s almost funny, such a gruff voice coming from such a tiny body—and if she weren’t wearing makeup, she’d probably have circles under her eyes. Her lashes seem thicker, but her gaze itself is unchanged. There’s something almost dramatic about her beauty, as if she’s been through a lot since we lost touch. Her plum-colored lipstick leaves a mark on the filter of her cigarette.
“I was busy,” I say.
“Busy?” She has an agitated look in her eye, the look of a person who wants to know everything.
“Who would’ve guessed we would meet again where we first met, in an elementary school classroom,” I say.
“Can’t you think of something a little more original, merde?”
“I leave the originality to you.”
Anna laughs and coughs at the same time. She enjoys making me mad.
“How about I be the boring one, and give you time to think up something clever to say? I’ll go back outside and come in again.” She jumps down off the desk, goes out into the hall and closes the door behind her, then knocks theatrically.
“Come in!” I call. I snatch a cigarette from her pack and light it without thinking twice.
“Hello, Maria. I don’t know if you remember me, but I’m your old friend, Anna. I heard you were my daughter’s art teacher.”
“Anna? Anna who?” I haven’t smoked in years. The first lungful brings a sweet dizziness.
“Anna Horn, of course!”
“I’m sorry, you must be mistaken. I never had a friend by that name.”
“Merde, globalization is so depressing.” She wrinkles her nose for emphasis.
I shrug. We’re sitting in a miserable coffee shop across the street from the school. It smells of plastic croissants. In those clothes, this attempt at solidarity doesn’t suit her. She looks more like she should be easing into a matching sports car, the kind Kayo and I used to overturn, and driving down to Kolonaki for an espresso.
“Do you want to go somewhere else?” I ask.
“I don’t care where we are, I care what we do there,” she says. “Are you going to go first or should I?”
I shrug again.
“Fine, I’ll start,” she says. “After that thing with the Albanian . . .”
So she calls it “that thing,” too. I never gave it a name, either.
After “that thing,” she left for France. She packed her bags, went back to her father’s place. She spent two months crying and staring at the ceiling. It took her half an hour to drag herself from the bed to the bathroom. First I’ll stand up, she’d say, and then I’ll lean against the wall. All with the utmost gravity, as if she were conducting a military operation. At some point she started psychoanalysis. According to Anna, psychoanalysis means admitting you’ve got holes in your heart and in your head, and then plugging them up with whatever you find, so you can live at peace with yourself. She discovered she wanted a child. She met Malouhos, a Greek architect living in Paris who was twenty years her senior, and within a year they had Daphne, while I was still holed up on Aegina knitting hats for Stella. She abandoned politics altogether. She lived an entirely private life, within the four walls of a two-story apartment on Champs-Élysées with double-glazed windows and shag carpet. For five years she didn’t let the little girl out of her sight, except to go to her therapist, forty-five minutes three times a week. And after her appointment, straight home to the two-story apartment.
“A bourgeois life,” I say.
“The bourgeois life came later. I’m getting there.”
She would sit for hours at the window, Daphne in her arms. She looked out at the leaves on the trees, at the cars that slid soundlessly down the avenue, thanks to the double-glazed windows. At the passersby, bundled up in overcoats and scarves. She started to invent little stories for Daphne. “See that old man walking his dog? Well, the dog used to be the old man, but since he was always kicking his dog, a witch switched their places as punishment.” Daphne believed so deeply in Anna’s stories that she would bark at people and talk to dogs. And she wasn’t alone: everyone believed Anna’s stories. Everyone wanted to be like her. The little girl clung to her mother, taking shelter in a world of improvised fairytales. Hence the cave in her drawing: witch and witchlet joined forces in turning whatever they didn’t like into a frog, whatever they did like into a prince. At some point things got out of hand. The world of elves and magic wands almost turned them, too, into unearthly creatures. Her therapist kept hinting that Anna’s fairytales were turning reality into fantasy. That she had to sever the pathological umbilical cord that still tied her to her daughter. If he’d asked me, I could have told him that pathological umbilical cords are Anna’s specialty: she was always attaching
herself to someone or something, to me, to her father, to this boy or that, to Marx, to feminism. And finally, to Daphne.
“My mom became a professional storyteller,” I say.
“Your mother? The same mother I know?”
Anna would never have thought my mother capable of anything more than knitting and filling the house with incense. So I exaggerate a bit as I describe her success, her Stories from Africa series, the prize for illustration she was awarded by some association of second-rate illustrators.
Anna nods as if bored, then returns to the period of her life when she finally let go of Daphne enough to entrust her to day care. She opened their two-story apartment to her architect husband’s connections in the business world, came to terms with the thought that her father would be rolling over in his grave if he hadn’t been cremated, started to accompany Malouhos to the apartments he was working on and to select works of art to match the interior design. In the end she decided to go and work at his firm.
She reacquainted herself with the social world, remembered the proper way to hold a champagne glass by its stem, got accustomed to entrusting her daughter to others’ embraces. The girl was confused by this sudden passage from asphyxiating love to indifference. That’s when the tantrums started, the shrieking and kicking. Anna decided it was time to make her peace with the past. The solution for Daphne’s tantrums was the Greek sun: the Mediterranean lifestyle, a house with a yard in the swank northern suburbs of Athens. She convinced her husband that they should move back to Greece and make a fresh start. Though it wasn’t actually all that fresh: for years Malouhos had been collaborating with major construction companies all over Europe, he has an iron in almost every fire around. He’s a one-man multinational, responsible for some of those hideous glass monstrosities on Kifisias Avenue. We’ve even referred to him indirectly in Exit, in a piece about the new style of luxury office buildings: The hothouses on Kifisias have constant climate control instead of windows you can open, the better to transform their workers into faithful reproductions of houseplants.
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