by Steve Aylett
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Williams, Tennessee 17
‘Woe Unto My Belly’ 30
‘Woe Unto My Jelly’ fn. 4
Wyler, William 83
Zapata, Emiliano 90
Zero Learned from Nero 147, 149, 163, 172
Zig Zag 126
Zombie Supply Teacher 133, fn.14
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Thanks especially to Lois Quijas for access to unfinished materials regarding Zero Learned From Nero and The Man Who Gave Birth to His Arse.
My thanks also go to the New York Police Department, the New York City Coroners’ Department, the New York Guild of Pathologists and the American Society of Literary Agents for records and analysis regarding Robert Baines.
Table of Contents
The Burst Sofa of Pulp
Weird Tales
The Incredible Fender
Angel or Sardine
“Monstrous Poet Alarms Shoppers”
“I Can Take Anything”: the pulp life
Jelly Result
Sparking Mad
Turn Me Into a Parrot
Catty and the Major
“Debate This, You Mother”— smashing the reader in Prepare to Learn
Carnagio
“My Goblin Hell”
Hollywood Hack
Rigor Mortis: Lint’s JFK Book
The ‘Fantastic Lemon’ Experience
“Lint is Dead”
Graphic Equalizer: The Caterer
The World—It’s Not Big and It’s Not Clever
Swaying Fast is Rocking
Nose Furnace and Other Deaths
Arkwitch
Easy Prophecy
Clowns and Locusts
In Person
Lint is Dead II— Rumours, Clues and Lost Works
The Man Who Gave Birth to His Arse