“Well, hmmm …” Lewrie commented, ducking-and-covering behind a quaff of his beer for a moment of thought; damme, anything I say will be misconstrued as encouraging a mutiny … mine own arse nailed to the mainmast. But … ? Could I cosset ’em out of it? he wondered. Save a ship for the loyalist side; that would be another favour Admiralty owes me!
“Oh, for God’s sake, Mister Tuggle, you look half-strangled,” Lewrie said with a faint smile. “’Long as Will’s taking his ease, why do you not, yourself, sir? Mind now …, as I said, I have no brief to negotiate, nothing official, but …”
“Aye, thankee, sir, thankee right kindly.” Tuggle relented with a whoof of expelled breath. He pulled up a tarry keg and bobbed his head as he poured himself a piggin of beer, after bobbing his head to seem to beg even more permission. Sailors had been flogged half-dead in the Fleet who’d even dared begin a conversation with some officers! Or take any liberties of familiarity with them. Tuggle was treading on very shaky ground, and he knew it.
“I must say, this petition was quite respectful. And handsomely done. A small pay rise, and a more timely paying of it, well … your officers, I assure you, experience just such frustration. I don’t see how that this letter led to … this!” Lewrie cried, holding the damning document aloft to sweep over his head to encompass the whole rebellious harbour. “And compared to the liners anchored out there, you’re in shoal waters. Guns landed ashore, trapped in the graving dock … why, it’s a wonder the Port Admiral hasn’t sent Marines here already to root you out. A mutiny for this piddlin’ … ?”
“’Scuse me, Cap’um Lewrie, but”—Cony interjected—“this’d been sent weeks afore, an’ nary an answer did t’others get. Sent up t’ Admiralty, sir … sent t’Lord Howe too, we ’eard tell. Might even o’ been sent t’that fellow Fox up in Parliament …”
“Aye, the Great Patriot, for certain, sir … bein’ so liberal an’ all?” Tuggle added, sounding a trifle more enthused. Whether he admired Charles James Fox, the new champion of the Common Man, or the beer more—well, Lewrie was uncertain. “But like Mister Cony says … no reply, sir. So this time the committees determined they’d not put back t’sea ’thout we get some answer. Orders come down Easter morn t’sail. Lord Bridport ordered Vice-Admiral Gardner t’drop eight ships down t’Saint Helen’s Patch and await a wind, sir? Well, they didn’t … not a man moved. Obeyed orders, sir, all orders but that ’un. Afore then, well, sir …” Tuggle related, more chummily. “Lord Bridport, he knew what was goin’ on, or had an inklin’ at last. He asked for the ships t’send him more specific complaints and …”
“He bloody what?” Lewrie barked, half-strangled on his beer.
Open the floodgates to the lower deck? Lewrie marvelled to himself; oh, try and lance it ’fore it festers, but, my God! The wrong damn’ way! Why, every man-jack had something that rankled him about being in the Navy, pressed or volunteered!
“Said he couldn’t deal with anonymous petitions, sir,” Cony admitted. “Why we ended up signin’ our names. Valentine Joyce, in Royal George … th’ speaker for all, sir … he signed first o’ th’ list. Sorry, Maggie, but I had t’do h’it. Wot those Yankee Doodles said durin’ th’ war … ‘we hang t’gither, or we all hang sep’rate’?”
“You were coerced, Cony,” Lewrie objected, offering him a way out. “The people looked to you, and …”
“Most o’ th’ old crew’s gone, sir,” Cony cut him off gently. “Turned over t’other ships … promoted up an’ out. Wot ’ands we got, they’re new-come. Cap’um Mallard’s lot, he brought with ’im? Even them agreed, sir.”
“Oh, ’twas a sore patch for him, that, sir! Been with him for years, they had.” Tuggle grunted with a dab of humour, but even more sympathy for the new fool who’d seen his “pets” turn on him. “Voted for me an’ Will, they did, sir, same’z the old hands remainin’. Then we swore, sir.”
“Took a Bible-oath, Cap’um,” Cony stated, chin up in a noble, brighteyed conviction. “Swore t’be true t’th’ cause, we did. There were Marines took the oath, sir. Stap me, did they not!”
“An’ swore t’keep proper order, sir … e’en without Commission Officers aboard,” Tuggle chimed in. “Ye look sharp with a glass out yonder, sir. They’ve rove yard ropes from the yardarm tips.”
“A threat against … ?”
“No, sir!” Tuggle objected. “No threat ’gainst officers, sir! A threat t’any bully-bucks who get out o’ line. Officers and wimmen t’be turned out, sir … no spirits t’be smuggled aboard, and no folder-ol, no debauch. Repairs, store-keepin’, watch-standin’, same’z …”
“An’ ’ard ’nough at is, Cap’um Lewrie,” Cony smiled wryly. “Why, th’ Fleet’s workin’ alive with Yew-nited Irish, sworn t’ruin it, so France c’n sail over an’ help ’em do they ’ave another risin’ …”
“Quota Men, sir.” Tuggle sneered. “We’ve a few. Worst lot o’ drunks, rowdies, back-stabbers … thieves, sir!” Tuggle growled, and several of the new-come men, and most of the old Jesters still aboard, chimed in with a like growl of disgust.
“No matter, they’re no sort o’ sailormen, nor watermen either, sir,” Cony stuck in. “Ev’ry county, ev’ry borough, an’ town’z down t’ supply so many men each Assizes f’r th’ Navy … their quota.”
“So they muck out their gaols and loonie bins, and pass ’em on to the Fleet?” Lewrie scowled.
“Bloody right, sir … beggin’ yer pardon, Maggie darlin’,” Will Cony rejoined, most heartily. “’Ere, Maggie, you take young Will for a piece. ’E’s ’z squirmy’z a worm in hot ashes. Oh, they’re scamps, idlers, back-talkers an’ sea-lawyers, Cap’um. Won’t none of ’em make Ord’nary Seamen do ya give ’em a month o’ Sundays. No idea o’ what it means t’be a proper shipmate. Drunks, hen-heads, cut-throats … why, we’d all be better off were they transported f’r life t’that New South Wales! Man’s possessions …”
“Man’s tools, sir!” Mr. Reese, the Carpenter, shouted.
“Ain’t safe from ’e, do ya ’ide ’em in th’ powder magazines!” Cony barked, which raised another agreeing rumble of discontent from the true seamen and petty officers gathered ’round them.
Lewrie forced himself to scowl more deeply, though he felt like breaking out in laughter. For here was the same plaint he’d heard for years in midshipmen’s cockpits, officer’s gunrooms, and many a captain’s greatcabins—about the sailors they already had! And for it to come from men ’afore the mast too, well … !
“Anyways, sir … refusin’ t’sail, that got their Lordship attention, right smart.” Tuggle sighed, once the hands had calmed down. Lewrie noticed that a few of the new-comes were blushing or scowling—some of those Quota Men here, among real sailors?
“I would imagine that would,” Lewrie japed, deadpan.
“Anyway, sir,” Tuggle went on, “we, the Fleet Delegates, that is, come up with our list o’ grievances Lord Bridport asked us for. Written up proper and signed this time. Reasonable demands, sir, I am mortal-certain you’d call ’em too, Commander Lewrie, bein’ a long-time officer, an’ all. You’ve seen how things’re done, how the hands are treated. Oh, there’s some private grievances from some ships … ’bout removin’ th’ real deathfloggers an’ th’ truly cruel officers’n mates … men so cruel it’d make yer eyes water, sir. Nought like you, I’ve heard, nossir.”
“An’ we’re holdin’ out for a gen’ral pardon too, sir,” Sadler chimed in from one side. “In writin’, so we don’t end up like the lads ’board Culloden a few years back … .”
Culloden, the same two-decker Troubridge had fought so well just recently at St. Vincent, with pretty much the same crew. Aye, Lewrie recalled that she’d staged a brief mutiny. Captain Troubridge had been saddled with a perfect whore of a warship, barely in any condition to put to sea, and her people had demanded that they turn over into some other, safer ship or have Culloden into the yards for a proper refit. Surprisingly, the Admiralty had given into their demands, thoug
h they needed every ship at sea, and they’d sworn to her crew that they’d be forgiven. Yet as soon as they’d returned to duty, Troubridge and the Marines had rushed them and seized the ten ringleaders. Five of them had ended up being hanged by the neck until dead, then their corpses tarred and chained and displayed ’til their bones fell apart.
“Admiral Gardner called aboard his flagship, Queen Charlotte, sir,” Cony grunted, sour from the memory. “Urged ’em t’give way an’ return t’duty. Said they could swear loyalty, sign a tribute to th’ Admiralty, an’ it’d all be forgotten. ‘Ey wouldn’t, though, sir … not ’thout a pardon, not ’thout their demands. So he cursed ’em … called ’em cowards, sir! Swore ev’ry fifth man’d be hanged … swore they all deserved hangin’. Just’z good’z spittin’ on ’em, sir. An’ them some o’ th’ best sailors in th’ Fleet. His own crew, sir!”
“So what were these, uhm … grievances?” Lewrie asked.
“Well, the wages, that’s still first, sir,” Tuggle announced. He produced a folded copy of the document which had been copied for every ship and laid it on the table. Lewrie put one hand in his lap and the other on his beer; no way was he going to touch that!
“Ahem …” Tuggle began to read, “‘ … that our provisions be raised to the weight of sixteen ounces to the pound, and of a better quality; and that our measures may be the same as those used in the commercial code of this country …’”
Well, God help the pursers, Lewrie thought; that’d put ’em out of business in a Dog Watch! No profit for ’em in that!
“Uhm … ‘that there be no flour served while we are in harbour, in any port whatsoever under the command of the British flag; and also that there might be granted a sufficiency of vegetables of such kind as may be most plentiful in the ports to which we go; which we grievously complain and lay under the want of.’”
“So we gets the fresh meat from them dockyard thieves the regulations says we should, sir,” Sadler groused. “Pound o’ bread, even fresh-baked ‘Tommy,’ won’t never be the match of a pound o’ beef, sir! And the flour’s so cheap, they claim t’issue the beeves or hogs then pocket the diff’rence!”
“Sick care, sir,” Tuggle added, tapping a marlin-spike finger on the document. “Man gets sick or injured, he might as well turn up his toes an’ die, for all the care most surgeons give. Cram ’em deep below where there’s no fresh air, cram ’em in the orlop, some do … and the surgeons and mates responsible for buyin’ their own medicines, sir? Well, you know how cheese-parin’ they are ’bout that. Like we say in the grievances here, sir … ‘that these necessities be not on any account embezzled.’”
“Then I may presume, Mister Tuggle, that Surgeon Mister Howse and his mate left the ship soon after?” Lewrie chuckled.
“Sure t’God did, sir,” Cony supplied, most cheerfully. “First warrant-holders off, in fact. Called us ungrateful curs, sir, after all they’d … done fer us!”
Lewrie winced to himself; too much use o’ that term “ungrateful curs,” hmm?
“Now, sir …” Tuggle went on, stern-faced as an instructor at his first morning class—and sure to be disappointed by his scholars. “The fourth thing we want is liberty. Real shore-liberty, for those of the hands deservin’. Like Jester, sir … three years in foreign waters, and what’d she get, sir? Anchored out, combed for the Press. At best, put Out of Discipline, and all the hands, wives, children, and the hired drabs amingle … that’s not respectful at all, sir. No privacy, and in me last ship, sir … there were these midshipmen who loved t’wander in, watch proper married folk at their couplin’ … beggin’ yer pardon, Mrs. Cony. Leave-tickets for trusted men, long-time married men, sir. And holders of warrant, so they could go home, outside the port town, when back in England. Liberty o’ th seaport for the younger and unmarried. Now, mayhap there’ll be some … like these new Quota Men and such … who have t’stay aboard ’cause you can’t trust ’em, and mayhap ya ferry the doxies out for them, but …”
You haven’t a bloody hope, Lewrie sadly thought; you stay stubborn over that ’un, and you’ll still be mutineers ’til next Epiphany! Navy can’t take the risk, can’t send a third of a crew ashore, not if there’s a French fleet just ’cross Channel and the wind shifts of a sudden. And, Lord … how many’d ever come back? No, impossible … .
“Last thing, sir,” Cony said, drawing Lewrie back from a pose of half-focused inattention. “Well, almost … right now, any man is wounded in action or sick …’is pay’s docked ‘til he’s back on ’is pins an’ discharged from sick-berth. We figger ’e oughta get all ‘is pay straight through. Does ’e land at Haslar or Greenwich Hospital, ends up Discharged, then ’e’s pensioned off; but for God’s sake, sir … don’t dock ‘is last bit o’ money, then turn ’im out t’starve in civilian life where ’e can’t earn ’alf th’ livin’ ’e coulda made as a sailor. Broke up, crippled, missin’ legs an’ arms and such …”
“Our pay goes up, sir … so does the pay for Greenwich Pensioners,” Tuggle said, as though it was already decided. “But that’s a pittance. And for a man grown up at sea, what sort o’ life would it be t’end a beggar ashore!” Tuggle drew out “ashore!” as if it were a biblical curse. “An’ never tread a deck again, sir? Never see a foreign port, nor have pride in a voyage done, a storm weathered, nor a watch shared with real sailormen …”
“A sunrise, a sunset,” Lewrie sighed wistfully, wondering if there’d be a Navy, another deck for him to tread, if this mutiny went on much longer. What would he do as a … civilian? “Uh … ahem!”
“Now, ’sides the pardon, sir”—Tuggle said, clearing his throat with a tutorly whinny—“here’s the last bit, so their Lordships know we’re reasonable men, askin’ no more’n our due. Ahem …”
It is also unanimously agreed by the Fleet, that, from this day, no grievance shall be received, in order to convince the nation at large that we know when to cease to ask, as well as to begin, and that we ask nothing but what is moderate, and may be granted without detriment to the Nation, or the injury of the Service.
Given on board the Queen Charlotte, by the delegates of the Fleet,
the 18th day of April 1797
“Now that ain’t askin’ so much, is it, sir?” one of the older hands enquired. “Not like we’re askin’ for th’ moon.”
Isn’t it? Lewrie wondered sadly.
“Last we heard, sir”—Tuggle told him as Lewrie got his feet to pace, hands in the small of his back—“they’d agreed to the rise in pay. Nothin’ official yet, but … do they give us better wages, then surely they’re considerin’ the rest.”
“Wouldn’t that be enough then?” Lewrie asked. “To end this?”
“Well, nossir.” Tuggle sighed, after a long thought. “We wrote back thankin’ ’em for the pay rise, but …’til we get the fresh meat back an’ the flour removed … the vegetables … the pensions and the signed pardon from the King, we don’t stir, sir. We’ll maintain discipline and order, keep the ships up proper … but we won’t stir from Portsmouth, sir.”
“Even do the French come out from Brest or the Dutch from the Texel?” Lewrie scoffed quickly. “You’d sit idle if they invade us?”
“Well, sir … uhm”—Will Cony wheedled for a moment as he got to his own feet to look his old captain and compatriot eye-to-eye—”might be best then … does Whitehall worry ’bout such … that we come to an agreement soon’z they can, sir.”
Stone-faced, and cold as Christmas, Will Cony, of all people in the Navy telling him he’d not sail to his country’s defence? It was inconceivable! Could an easy-going, loyal old tar like Will Cony put his back up and refuse to yield a single point, then what in Hell was the world coming to?
“Sail over t’France … give ’e Froggies th’ fleet,” some faceless voice at the back of the pack crowed. “Be swimmin’ in gold, fer that!”
“Here, none o’ that now!” Tuggle barked, wheeling to confront such sentiments. “Who said that? Own up, man!”
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bsp; No one did, though no one glared back too angrily or reddened with embarrassment to betray himself.
“Aye, beware of talk like that!” Lewrie roared, like he still had the right to roar on these beloved decks. “That’s not mutiny … that’s treason ’gainst King and Country. Levelling, Republican poisoning talk! London Corresponding Society talk, same as annual Parliaments, no King …” he trailed off, a tad limply.
He wasn’t sure what else the London Corresponding Society wanted, couldn’t recall their other points in those tracts he’d discovered!
“Any man talks of stealing the fleet and sailing off for France isn’t a true Englishman, lads. He’s a viper in your breast, planted on you by schemers who plot treason. Besides, Jester ain’t exactly fit for sailin’ to France at the moment, now is she? Damme, if we do not get what we want, and they try to take us, why I just might steal me a row-boat for spite … and sell it to the Frogs, hah? Will any of ya be swimmin’ in gold for that, hey?” he mimicked.
There was a certain, sardonic logic to it that made them laugh, at least the slightest bit.
“Whoever said that, you lads watch him close … make sure that you take whatever else he suggests with a handful of salt!” Lewrie told them. “Damme, not three weeks ago, I told the old hands among you I was as proud of you as a captain could be, and now look at what you’ve gotten yourselves talked into! Come on, men! Settle for better wages and a few concessions. You’re in no spot to sail away from a graving dock, and you’re in no spot to resist, without artillery.”
“Took an oath, sir,” Tuggle insisted. “Beggin’ yer pardon, sir, but our minds’re made up … same as yours, by the sound of it. Said yerself, sir … you didn’t come to negotiate. Don’t have an ear with Admiralty to help or hinder, sir. Beggin’ yer pardon, sir, but … it might be best did ya go ashore. Like t’other officers, sir.”
“Will, I came for you,” Lewrie snapped, after having himself a long, incredulous gawp at Tuggle. He hadn’t been ordered about like that since he was a midshipman! “I’m asking, as a friend, leave it. There’s still your leave-ticket. You’d let him off, wouldn’t you, Mister Tuggle? Lads? Here’s his wife and child begging … damn you all! Here’s me begging!” he demanded. “Will you come away, Mister Cony?”
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