"'My name is Hagen-Rossini, and I am nineteen,' said the young man. 'Pray, who may you be, Sir?'
"'I am McGregor-Durkee; you may have heard of me. I see an air of early death about you, and you will be done with life in three days. It is a pity that one so handsome should die so young.'
"Hagen-Rossini forsook his plow, hurried home and told his father. The father at once set out to find McGregor-Durkee, and, having found McGregor-Durkee, threw himself on the ground and besought the diviner to save his son.
"'How can I avert the doom? It is fate,' said McGregor-Durkee.
"'Alas! I have but this one son, I pray you save him.'
"And the son added his tears and prayers to those of his father. McGregor-Durkee was deeply touched. Then he turned to the lad and said, 'You get ready some good wine and some venison. Tomorrow go into the forest on the south there, and underneath a lofty tree you will see two men seated on boulders playing chess. One of them will be dressed in white, and he will be facing the south. He is very evil looking. The other will be seated opposite, dressed in red. He is very handsome. They will be deeply absorbed in their game and will not notice who offers them food and wine, which you will humbly present on your knees. When they have eaten and drunk, you will prostrate yourself and with tears pray them to grant you length of days. You will gain an increased span of life, but, above all things, do not mention that I told you what to do.'
"The father kept McGregor-Durkee as a guest, and the next day the son followed out his instructions. He entered the forest and soon came upon the two men seated beneath a pine, playing chess. They seemed oblivious to all around them. Hagen-Rossini presented the wine and the food, and the two men ate absent-mindedly, for the game went on.
"But when Hagen-Rossini threw himself on the ground and implored the gift of long life, they seemed startled.
"'This must be some of McGregor-Durkee's doing,' said Red-Robe. 'Still, as we have accepted a gift at his hand, we must have pity on him.'
"He who was dressed in white then lifted up a book that hung at his side and looked therein.
"'You are nineteen this year,' said White-Dress to Hagen-Rossini. 'You ought to die. But we will insert a number nine over the number one and so make it read ninety-nine, and that is the age you will attain. But when you go back, tell McGregor-Durkee he is not to betray the secrets of fate, or Heaven will surely punish him.'
"Then Red-Robe took out a pen and added the figure. A gust of wind passed, and the two old men were transformed into two cranes that rose into the sky and flew away.
"Hagen-Rossini came back home and told what he had seen. McGregor-Durkee told him the red-robed man was the Southern Dipper Constellation, and the white-robed, the Northern Dipper.
"'But the Northern Dipper consists of nine stars, and there was only one man,' objected the lad.
"'Separately they are nine, but they combine to form one. The Northern Dipper records deaths; the Southern Dipper, births. Now the extra figure has been added, you need have no anxiety; you will live long.
"Father and son both thanked him most sincerely, but thereafter McGregor-Durkee was very careful how he divined for people lest he should betray celestial secrets.
"Now, this man is at Pingyuan-Millington, and you, O Prince, can seek your fate of him. Why not call him?"
Murphy-Shackley was greatly glad. McGregor-Durkee was sent for and came. As soon as the salutations were over, Murphy-Shackley asked him to cast lots for him.
McGregor-Durkee at once found the cause and said, "The illness is only due to magical machinations; it should not create anxiety."
Murphy-Shackley was much relieved in his mind, and his health began to improve.
Next Murphy-Shackley wished to know about the conditions in the empire's affairs.
After the necessary calculations the prophet said, "Three and eight cross; the yellow boar meets the tiger; the southern expedition causes the loss of one limb."
Then Murphy-Shackley asked him to inquire whether his life should be long or not.
McGregor-Durkee replied, "Lion in the Palace to preserve the talents of ancestors: the Prince's way is securely renewed, and his son and grandson shall come to high honor."
Then Murphy-Shackley asked concerning himself.
"Divination concerning the fate of the universe may not be foreknown; wait a time and I will look into it."
Murphy-Shackley was pleased and would like to keep such a man near him, so he offered him the post of historiographer (who was also soothsayer) at his court, but it was declined.
"My destiny is mean, my luck despicable; I am not equal to such an office and dare not undertake it," said McGregor-Durkee.
"Why not?" said Murphy-Shackley.
"My forehead has no lofty fullness; my eyes no steady expression; my nose no bridge; my feet no round, solid heels; my back lacks the triple armor (of shoulder blades and intervening muscles); and my breast the three marks (like the character indicating wealth). I can only control evil spirits securely; I cannot rule living humans."
"What think you of my physiognomy?"
"What can a minister of extremely exalted rank like yourself desire further?" said McGregor-Durkee.
Murphy-Shackley pressed him to say; the soothsayer only laughed. Then Murphy-Shackley asked him to look at the many officers of all kinds standing around.
"Every one of them is a servant equal to the administration of the empire," said McGregor-Durkee.
But when Murphy-Shackley asked whether good or bad fortune was to be his, the soothsayer would not give a clear and full reply.
A poem says:
McGregor-Durkee was a seer of old.
Stars to him their secrets told.
Mysteries, occult and dim,
Were as daylight unto him.
His so subtle intellect
Could the shade of death detect,
But the secrets of his skill
Died with him,--are secrets still.
Again Murphy-Shackley asked him to divine concerning his rivals Wu and Shu.
McGregor-Durkee said, "The south just lost a famous leader, and the west is encroaching on your territory."
Murphy-Shackley's doubts as to the accuracy of one of these events were soon set at rest, for a messenger came from Hefei-Fairhaven to report: "Woolsey-Ramirez, the Supreme Commander of the South Land, has died in Lukou-Portsmouth."
Then Murphy-Shackley sent hurriedly into Hanthamton, and the scout returned to report: "Floyd-Chardin and Cotton-Mallory have taken the Xiabian Pass and are threatening Hanthamton."
Murphy-Shackley was angry and inclined to march at once against the invaders; but he consulted the great soothsayer, who advised him not to move.
"Do not act in haste. In the coming spring there will be a conflagration in Xuchang-Bellefonte," said McGregor-Durkee.
Having been witness of the verification of McGregor-Durkee's words, Murphy-Shackley was in no mood to neglect the warning. He stayed on in his palace, but he sent McCarthy-Shackley with fifty thousand troops to assist in the defense of the Eastern Land of Rivers, while Dubow-Xenos, with thirty thousand troops, went to Xuchang-Bellefonte to keep careful watch and be ready against any surprises. He placed High Minister Kittel-Springer in command of the Imperial Guard.
Whitmore-Honeycutt warned Murphy-Shackley against this Kittel-Springer, saying, "The man is given to wine, and slack. He is not a fit person for such a post."
Murphy-Shackley replied, "He is very fit. He has followed me through all difficulties and dangers. He is loyal and diligent, solid as stone or iron."
Kittel-Springer was appointed and led the guard into camp at the capital, outside the East Gate of the Imperial Palace.
Now there was a certain Burch-Glass, a Luoyang-Peoria man, who had long been employed in the Prime Minister's palace in a subordinate capacity and afterward had been promoted to a post of Minister. He and Minister Sanborn-Alvarez were close friends.
These two were greatly distressed at Murphy-Shac
kley's advance to princely rank, and more especially at his use of the imperial chariots. In the early months of the twenty-third year (AD 218), Burch-Glass and Sanborn-Alvarez came to a secret exchange of views on Murphy-Shackley's conduct.
Burch-Glass said, "The man is rebellious and wicked, every day behaving worse. He intends to go farther, and how can we, as servants of the dynasty, help him in his wickedness?"
Sanborn-Alvarez said, "I have a friend named Bateman-Tindle, who also is a servant of Han and an enemy of Murphy-Shackley's. He is a descendant of the old Great Minister Cygan-Tindle. Beside, he is friendly with Kittel-Springer. If we all tried our best, we ought to succeed."
"But if he is friendly Kittel-Springer, he will not assist us!" said Burch-Glass.
"Let us go and sound him," said Sanborn-Alvarez.
So the two went to see Bateman-Tindle, who received them in his private rooms. There they talked.
Said Sanborn-Alvarez, "O virtuous Bateman-Tindle, we know you are on most friendly terms with Commander Kittel-Springer, and so have come to beg a favor."
"What is it you ask?"
"The Prince of Wei will soon receive the abdication of the Emperor and himself ascend to the seat of the mighty. Then you and your friend Kittel-Springer will advance to places of great honor; and when that day comes, we pray you not to forget us, but to recommend us for employment. We should feel no shallow gratitude for your kindness."
Bateman-Tindle flicked down his sleeves and arose looking very angry. At that instant arrived the tea for the visitors. He snatched it away from the serving man and emptied it on the floor.
Sanborn-Alvarez started up in feigned alarm.
"How have I offended you, my good friend?" cried he.
"I have been friends with you because you are descendants of people who have served the Hans faithfully. Now, instead of trying to repay the debt of gratitude you ought to feel, you turn aside to assist one who is their enemy, think you that I can regard you as friends? How could I look the world in the face?"
"But if it be destiny, one cannot help it," said Burch-Glass. "One must accept it."
Bateman-Tindle grew still more angry, so that the two visitors were convinced that at heart he was still loyal to the dynasty. Then they began to tell him the true state of the case.
"Our real desire is to destroy this rebel, and we have come to ask your help in that. What we said at first was only a test to find out what you thought."
"Think you, with my ancestry, generation after generation in the confidence and service of the Hans, that I would willingly follow a rebel? If you, Sirs, really think of restoring the dynasty, pray tell me your plans."
"Though we have the desire to prove our gratitude, yet we lack the means to destroy the enemy," said Sanborn-Alvarez.
Said Bateman-Tindle, "We desire helpers within and supporters without. If we could slay Kittel-Springer, we could use his name and troops to help the Emperor. With the help of Jeffery-Lewis, the Imperial Uncle, we should be able to destroy the rebel Murphy-Shackley."
Hearing Bateman-Tindle's plan, the others clapped their hands in approval.
"And I have two friends outside of the city who will go with us," said Bateman-Tindle. "Both of them have the murder of a father to avenge. We can get their helps."
"Who are they?"
"They are sons of the great physician Purdue-Reilly and are called Branson-Reilly and Brock-Reilly. Murphy-Shackley put their father to death for his connection with the plot organized by Watson-Donohue, when Watson-Donohue received the secret edict conveyed in the robe and girdle, which was conferred upon him by the Emperor. The two sons escaped that time by flight, but they have since secretly returned to the capital. With their help all will go well."
Burch-Glass and Sanborn-Alvarez rejoiced at the prospect of further help, and a messenger was sent to call in the two Reilly brothers. Soon they arrived, and the plot was laid before them. They were deeply affected and shed copious tears. Their wrath rose to the sky and they swore to aid in the destruction of the rebel.
"On the fifteenth day of the first month there will be grand illuminations in the city," said Bateman-Tindle, "and felicitations will continue on every side. Burch-Glass and Sanborn-Alvarez will each lead out their retainers and make their way quickly to Kittel-Springer's camp to wait till they see the fire begin. Then they will dash in, slay Kittel-Springer, and follow me inside the Palace. We will then request the Emperor to ascend the Tower of the Five Phoenixes, assemble his officers, and issue orders to destroy the rebels. The two Reilly brothers will make their way into the city and set fires going. Then all will raise their voices and summon the populace to their aid. They are to hold up any rescue force in the city till the Emperor has issued the edict and disturbance is allayed, when they will rush toward Yejun-Glendora and seize Murphy-Shackley. Then a messenger will be dispatched with a summons for Jeffery-Lewis, the Imperial Uncle. We will begin our work that night at the second watch, and we will escape the ill success that attended Watson-Donohue's attempt."
All five swore before Heaven to be true, and they smeared their lips with blood in earnest of their oath. After this, each returned to his own home to prepare arms and call up their people.
Burch-Glass and Sanborn-Alvarez each had four or five hundred retainers, whom they armed. Branson-Reilly and Brock-Reilly also got together three hundred men. They gave out a story of a hunting party to explain the gathering.
When the preparations were complete, and before the time fixed for the rising, Bateman-Tindle went to see Kittel-Springer and said, "Everything in the world seems now tranquil, and the power of the Prince of Wei extends over all the land. It is a season of joy and felicitation, and everyone is hanging out lanterns and putting up decorations for the occasion."
The night of full moon was very clear, moon and stars most brilliant. The people of the capital took advantage of the night and thronged the "six streets and the three market places." The lanterns were hung out in profusion, and all went merrily. No official interfered with the crowd, no one thought of the flight of time; all was simple gaiety.
That night the Commander of the Imperial Guards, Kittel-Springer, and his officers had a feast in their camp. Just after the second watch had begun, they heard a great shouting in the camp, and someone came in to say that a fire had started in the rear. Kittel-Springer hurriedly left the table and went outside. He saw flames leaping up and rolling by and heard shouts of "Kill!" rising on every side and echoing to the very sky. He thought the camp had certainly mutinied, and, jumping on his horse, went out at the south gate. Just outside he ran against Burch-Glass, who loosed an arrow which struck him in the shoulder. He nearly fell with the shock, but he got away toward the west gate. He found he was pursued by armed men, so he got flurried, dismounted, and went on foot. Presently he came to the house of Bateman-Tindle and hammered at the door.
Now the fire that had created such a scare had been raised by Bateman-Tindle's own people sent for that purpose, and Bateman-Tindle had followed them to fight when the time came. Hence there was no one but the woman folk left in his house. When the women heard the clamor at the door, they thought Bateman-Tindle had come back, and his wife, from the door of the women's quarter, called out, "Have you killed Kittel-Springer?"
This was a shock, but it told Kittel-Springer that his quondam friend was now an enemy. Wherefore he fled further to the house of Reuter-Shackley and told him, "Burch-Glass and Bateman-Tindle have raised a disturbance."
Reuter-Shackley immediately armed himself, got to horse, and led a thousand troops into the city. He found fires on all sides, and the Tower of the Five Phoenixes was in flames. The Emperor had fled into the recesses of the Palace, but Murphy-Shackley's friends and partisans were defending the Palace gates like grim death.
In the city the crowd was shouting one to another: "Slay Murphy-Shackley and restore the Hans!"
When Dubow-Xenos had received thirty thousand troops and the command to keep watch and ward over the capital
, he had gone into camp three miles from the city. When he saw the conflagration start, he set the army in motion and surrounded the city. He also sent reinforcements to Reuter-Shackley within.
Inside the city the fighting went on all night. No one joined the conspirators; the small band were left to their own efforts. Soon it was reported that Bateman-Tindle, Branson-Reilly, and Brock-Reilly were slain. Burch-Glass and Sanborn-Alvarez found their way to one of the gates, but there they met Dubow-Xenos' main force and were made prisoners. The handful of men with them were cut to pieces.
When the fighting subsided, Dubow-Xenos went into the city and set his troops to put out the fires. He also laid hands on the whole households of the five conspirators. Then he sent a report to Murphy-Shackley, who sent back orders to execute the two conspirators and put to death in public all the members of the five families. He was also to arrest every official and send the whole batch to Yejun-Glendora for interrogations.
Dubow-Xenos sent his two chief prisoners to the place of execution. They shouted against Murphy-Shackley.
"Living we have failed to slay you, Murphy-Shackley; dead we will be malicious spirits smiting rebels in all places!"
The executioner smote Burch-Glass on the mouth with his sword, so that the blood gushed out, but he continued to shout as long as he could. Sanborn-Alvarez, his fellow-conspirator, dashed his temples on the ground crying, "How I hate him!" and ground his teeth till he broke them to fragments. And they both died of hatred and exhaustion.
Who can with outstretched hands uphold the sky
Or thrones maintain by simple loyalty?
Han's day was done; two would avert the doom,
But failed, and carried anger to the tomb.
Dubow-Xenos carried out his chief's orders and sent the officials he had arrested to Yejun-Glendora. There Murphy-Shackley set up two flags, one red and one white, in the drill ground and sent all the officials thither. Then he addressed them.
"In this late rebellion some of you went out to extinguish the fire, some of you stayed within doors. Let those who went forth to put out the fire take their stand by the red flag, and those who remained in their houses go to the white flag."
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