“That’s us, Alex. Sometimes we’re closer than others, but we’re basically together until the paper runs out. Together, but definitely one red line and one blue line. We do not turn into a purple smear!”
I poured the small remains of the old-fashioneds into our glasses. “I like that. Together until the paper runs out.” I smiled.
“Don’t be flip!” Her face was serious. “It’s you I love, Alex, not some featureless blob of an extension of myself! You don’t have to live scared. You know, loving someone who doesn’t swim in your own gene pool or have four legs and a tail is not a terminal illness!”
“I believe you.” I spread my hands in a helpless gesture. “It’s simply that I have spent the last ten years, in and out of relationships, doing the same thing over and over and wondering why I got the same catastrophic result each time. Now—well, you and I have a relationship unlike anything I’ve ever known. I want it. I love it. I treasure it. And what if I’m not big enough, or adult enough, or stable enough or something enough to handle it?” I sank my head into my hands. I couldn’t believe I’d said that to anybody, much less Cindy.
She lifted my chin and leaned over to give me one of those Cindy kisses that said she was both lover and friend. “I think you’re something enough. Being together does not necessarily mean officially living together. Loving each other does not mean forsaking our own self to meld with the other. We shall be together until the paper runs out, under a multitude of roofs, in a plethora of beds. We’ll even dine at separate tables if we feel like it, especially if you and Fargo keep wrecking the one in the dining room.”
I grinned at her, and then felt a sudden shyness. “Ah, you think it would hurt dinner if we postponed it for a little while?”
She stood and held out her hand, giving me a smile that was sexy and impish and yet, somehow, kind.
“Dearest Alex, nothing could hurt that dinner.”
Chapter 12
We went back to the house a few days later. I’d been picking up my phone messages two or three times a day, but really didn’t like to be out of touch even that long this time of year. This was my time to do at least preliminary investigations on fairly numerous insurance injury claims. It was my bread-and-butter income, and I couldn’t be unavailable.
After the season’s bizarre start, the cases had all continued to be blessedly predictable. A woman took a quite legitimate fall on a wet spot in a supermarket. That incident would be handled out of Boston. A man had tripped and fallen over a barstool. Probably faked, but the unthinking bartender had served the guy a drink when he was already drunk. That one was settled on the spot with two of the crisp new bills I kept available for such times. A man claimed “food poisoning” after lunch at a local seafood stand. The clinic said it was more than likely too much hot sun combined with the giant banana split that had followed the mayonnaise-heavy lobster roll and fried onion rings. I always tried not to think of exactly how the clinic arrived at such diagnoses.
I even took a cheating spouse case because I felt sorry for the older man who was “absolutely certain” his pretty young wife was cheating on him. I had hopes of proving she was not. He was, however, absolutely correct. Only two nights of surveillance revealed that the young woman had reunited with a doubtless more virile and, according to her, more romantic partner. I wasn’t sure which of the two spouses I felt more sympathy for.
After a late night, thanks to the illicit lovers, and an early morning, thanks to Fargo, I set out rather groggily on my errands. The cleaners, the post office, the drug store. As I walked toward the drug store, I was startled to see my mother and Noel walking from the supermarket toward her car, Noel pushing a loaded cart. He grinned and waved. Mom blew a kiss, but made no effort to come over. I assumed she had run into him inside, picking up some snacks for himself and the others and, knowing he had no car, she was giving him a ride home. She was always considerate.
Returning from my parking lot encounter, I got my second surprise when I saw that Cindy had come home for lunch.
She was hunched over the small dining room table—now with a pristine new tablecloth and lampshade—eating a salad and reading some magazine. She barely looked up long enough to explain, “This is the new issue of the A-List. I want to finish it so I can leave it for you. Your salad is in the fridge. It needs dressing. There’s a pitcher of tea, too, if you want some.” She returned to her reading.
“Oh, okay, thank you.” I’d been thinking of a salami on pumpernickel and some chips and a pickle, and maybe a cold beer. Oh well, a salad and iced tea were nice on a hot day. Refreshing and healthy, just what I wanted, really. Maybe if I kept saying it, I’d believe it.
I took my now-dressed salad and a handful of club crackers and glass of cold tea into the dining room and sat down.
I hate watching someone else read something I can’t see. Cindy sat across from me, so of course the copy of the A-List was upside down to me. As she read, Cindy favored me with little exclamations and opinions. Uhmnn. Oh-oh. I’ll be damned. Oh, really. Te-hee. Oh, no way. Wow. Hah. Since there was no way for me to guess what these remarks referred to in the article, I was getting more irritated by the moment.
“Cindy, please either read the damned article out loud, or be quiet. Your conversation is not quite understandable.”
“Well, pardon me! I thought I was doing you a favor. These things are probably all sold out by now. The guy at the newsstand said he could have sold twice as many as he had in stock.”
“Sorry, do continue to enjoy your mumbles.” I punched a fork into my salad.
“My mumbles?” She looked up and burst out laughing. “You are just envious that I got it first and ticked off that you didn’t get a thousand calorie sandwich and beer for lunch. Now be good, you’ll get this in a minute.”
I sipped my tea sullenly. How did she know? How did she always know?
True to her word, she finished the article quickly and passed the magazine across to me. “It’s interesting and just about what you’d expect, I guess. A lot of people in this town are not going to be thrilled. Neither are the cast members. I’ve got to get back to work. Bye for now.”
I tried to look disinterested and not to grab the magazine. At least not until she got into the kitchen. I vaguely heard her put dishes in the dishwasher and say good-bye to Fargo. I was already turning to an article entitled, “The Life of a Play.” There was a subtitle reading, “Survival in a Small Town.” Already I didn’t like it.
Terese did not plagiarize her description of the Provincetown area from the Chamber of Commerce brochure. She referred to our rolling dunes as giant sun reflectors that hurt the eyes. Our roaring surf and sparkling beaches were the Coney Island of New England. She referred to the Brownlees’ lovely inn as “stripped down living quarters.” She harped on our plethora of souvenir shops, with no mention of our interesting and good quality gift shops and art galleries and museums. She didn’t think much of our restaurants or various boating and fishing activities either. I got up and added some more ice to my tea. I needed something cooling.
Terese did approve of the amphitheater. “A starkly perfect setting for the multi-talented Paul Carlucci’s latest dramatic triumph. He has written a masterful modern adaptation of Hamlet, so in touch with so many of today’s emotions and challenging issues, it defies description . . . a classic which will prove timeless.” Wow! Was she talking about the script Noel and Elaine had described to us the other night?
The cast, Terese hoped, would live up to the writer/director. Professionals all, she assured us, but having just a few problems along the way. She phrased her gossipy items in a tone of high-minded concern for the production. Actually, she shot them down like ducks at a carnival booth.
To her, David Willem seemed to be having difficulty maintaining his focus and projecting his depth of feeling for his role, perhaps due to the lack of his “aristocratic” founding father Dutch family and his “artistic” wife to keep him company and provide sup
port in free moments. I wondered exactly what that meant.
Could Teri work past her upbringing in New York’s more difficult environs to portray Ophelia as the truly delicate and sensitive young southern belle of the play? It would take, Terese feared sympathetically, a quantum leap.
Noel seemed to be just the teeniest bit stiff in his love scenes with Elaine. Could it be she brought back painful memories of his first wife? I didn’t get that one, nor did I fully understand her crack that Nick Peters thought he’d make a better Hamlet than stage manager. Was Nick a wannabe actor? I didn’t know.
Terese then moved on to the locals. When I noticed Sonny’s and Harmon’s names in type, I went and got a cigarette before reading it. It was a good move. A stiff bourbon might have been an even better one. I began to read.
Is he gay? Who knows? He turned down this reporter’s dinner invitation because he was “too busy.” Did he possibly think I was asking for a date? But he wasn’t too busy to have a drink that afternoon with our endearing young Horatio, whose sexual orientation is so well-known so intimately to so many. Maybe this was Detective Lieutenant Edward (Sonny, what else?) Peres’s “busy-ness”?
Oh, Sonny was going to love this! His buddies would be teasing him for the next ten years! I read on to see what else Terese had to offer.
I asked Sonny about crime in Ptown. His reply was, “We try to keep our town safe for everyone.” I pinpointed Provincetown’s drug problem, and he answered, “What drug problem?” Really!
Actually, Provincetown has a horrendous drug problem. Nearly every day, the so-called fishing fleet leaves the docks to rendezvous with mother ships over the horizon. They then bring the drugs ashore where they are transshipped across New England and New York. And sales are made locally in broad daylight on most any street corner.”
I laughed aloud. Terese had swallowed Harmon’s determined belief in mother ships hovering offshore to load up various fishing vessels with drugs. Our hardworking fishermen were likely to lynch her, if Sonny didn’t beat ’em to it. He’d really love the crack about drug sales on every street corner! I had a feeling Ms. Segal might be un-embedded and headed home very shortly. And possibly on the end of Sonny’s highly polished boot. I went back to the article.
And who is the lone warrior in an attempt to slow this flood of narcotics? He is a so-called, pseudo undercover agent of the Ptown police, a true diamond in the rough who drifts around town doing odd jobs and picking up information wherever he can, with little or no assistance. He is, for instance, now posing as a groundskeeper for the inn where Paul Carlucci, the stars of the troupe and I are staying. Harmon Killingsly is his name, and even his casual conversation leaves no doubt where his interests lie. I suppose he assumes a theatrical group might provide a ready market for these busy drug dealers, though I’ve seen little evidence of it.
Harmon may be the simple rustic, but he’s all that Ptown has.
More next week from Provincetown. Where Terese Segal sees all.
I laid the magazine down in disbelief. Terese had swallowed my off-the-cuff spiel and Harmon’s ramblings hook, line and sinker and put a spin on them that wouldn’t have occurred to me by the next millennium.
In one medium-length article, she had managed to infuriate various shopkeepers, restaurateurs, innkeepers, the fishermen, the entire police department and doubtless the board of selectmen. And that didn’t count the people connected with the play! Only Carlucci had come out well, and unless his entire endeavor here was beyond my small town comprehension, he was teetering on the edge of a resounding disaster with or without Terese’s help.
This called for a beer. I looked at the fridge and decided the Wharf Rat was a better choice. “Let’s saddle up, Fargo. I feel the need for companionship. I do believe we may be under attack by foreigners.” Ever faithful, ever ready to go, he waited and grinned and wiggled by the back door until I got his leash, and we were off.
The Rat was still busy with late-lunching tourists, but there were a good number of locals at the bar, and the front table had every seat filled with a group of fishermen, a few local workmen and a tight-lipped Harmon. Conversation at the table was low-pitched and solemn. I waved as I passed, but I don’t think they even noticed me.
Looking around for a table for myself, I didn’t see one, but I did spot a table for two, occupied by my mother and Noel. I walked over to say hello and accidentally nudged a couple of shopping bags tucked under the table.
“Presents for my kids,” Noel explained. “Jeanne was nice enough to help me pick them out. Now all I have to do is mail them.”
“I think I’ve got an empty carton at home that’s just about the right size to hold them,” Mom said.
Noel made a circle with thumb and forefinger and smiled. “Alex, shall we try to find an extra chair? We can make some room here.”
“No, no, finish your lunch in peace. People would be tripping over me in the aisle. Enjoy your meal. Talk to you later, Mom.” I leaned and gave her a peck on the cheek. She smiled and gave my head a pat, and returned to her clam cakes. Well, at least Noel was gentleman enough to buy her lunch after she drove him and his groceries home and then helped him shop. At least I assumed he was buying.
I found a seat at the bar next to a man whose name escaped me. I thought he owned a small shop downtown. As I sat down and Joe set a Bud in front of me, the man pushed his half-filled lunch plate and coffee mug toward Joe.
“Nothing wrong with Billie’s food, Joe, but that damn magazine article’s give me heartburn. Sayin’ the town’s fulla dope and junk souvenirs and bad food. How many people you think read that thing?”
Joe shrugged. I swallowed a sip of beer and answered for him. “Not enough to cause us grief unless it goes on for another issue or two.”
“I wouldn’t be so sure,” the man disagreed. “It makes us all sound like a bunch of drug lords and rip-off artists, and stuff like that, it spreads.”
“I’ll be surprised if there’s a second one like it,” I said in an effort to placate. “I imagine there will be a bunch of phone calls to the A-List from the Town Manager and the Coast Guard and the Massachusetts Board of Tourism. Maybe even a Senator or two. I think Terese’s next article will be pure whipped topping.”
“She oughtn’t be allowed to write a next article at all,” the man grumbled, sliding off the barstool and turning toward the door. “She should be stopped. Maybe some of us should get together and just see to that.”
Joe flashed a sour grin and leaned toward me to speak softly. “Don’s upset. Some tourists in his shop this morning were laughing about the A-List and calling his so-called merchandise ‘junk.’ Of course, it is junk!”
I laughed. “Hurts worse when it’s true, huh?”
“Alex, I’m awful worried.” I turned to see Harmon now seated beside me.
“What’s wrong, Harmon?”
“That damned woman, that’s what’s wrong. Here I thought she was just a nice lady, up here to write stories about them acting people, and look what she’s gone and done!” I thought he might cry. And I felt very guilty. I certainly hadn’t helped matters with my clever remarks to Terese.
Signaling Joe for a beer for Harmon, I patted his hand. “I don’t think there’s any great harm done. Most people have sense enough to take magazine articles like that with a big grain of salt.”
“I’m afraid Sonny’s gonna be real mad at me, Alex, but I never—I never—told that damn red-headed snake I was a cop. She was all sweet and worried about drugs in town, and I told her how I kind of kept an eye on things. Just trying to make her feel safer. You understand?”
Sadly, I understood only too well how a well-meaning, innocent Harmon and a conniving, spinmeister Terese had produced a believable wicked fairy tale that would make perfect sense to anyone who didn’t know Ptown.
“Well.” His face tightened with an anger I had never seen him show before. “She’s done made fools of all of us, even Sonny. It don’t matter about me so much, b
ut Sonny, he’s an important man in this town. People look up to him like he’s a rolled model, and that bitch ain’t got no right to make him look bad. We can’t let that go on!”
I pushed the bottle in front of him. “Sonny won’t be mad. He understands that kind of person, and he knows you wouldn’t lie about being on the force. Don’t worry. It’s not a big thing. Here, Harmon, have your beer and tell me how Tom and Geraldine are coming along.”
At least I hoped it wasn’t a big thing. Too many people feeling like Don and Harmon would not be good—for themselves or the town. Maybe not for Terese either. I hoped the Governor of Massachusetts would draft a firm letter to her editor.
Chapter 13
I had to admit that Terese Segal and the A-List had certainly made an impression on the town. By the next day, I think everyone over the age of six had read the damn piece, and everyone had a grumble. From Aunt Mae to the mailman, I heard the chorus: She must be stopped.
It began to sound like one of those weird movies where the entire village unites and burns the evilly possessed woman at the stake, while the police force studiously looks the other way. I wouldn’t have been surprised to see a lynch mob proceeding up my street with grim, silent determination. The only thing that really bothered me about that scenario was my niggling desire to join it.
And the merry band next door was anything but. Only Carlucci seemed to be on good terms with Terese. The others all seemed to speak in whispers among themselves, except for Nick, who spent most of his time closed in the garage, probably with a cross and a bulb of garlic.
She had them all scared, and after a day or so, they began to take it out on each other. Hamlet, while sunning in the backyard, was joined by Polonius, with some complaint about Hamlet’s “trampling, absolutely stomping on my lines, and I will not have it!”
Hamlet stood, I presumed to cash in on his height advantage over Polonius, and insisted he was merely “answering briskly, as any young college man would reply to some old trout droning on about what to do or not to do once you get to college.”
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