I smiled and laughed and agreed with everyone I spoke with. Finally, I let the phone answer itself and went into my office to mat some additional photos to take over to Tellman’s Gallery, near the lighthouse up in Truro. As I worked, my grin faded, and I became less certain how Terese would react to Sonny’s humorous, but sharply cutting, put-down.
Frankly, I was concerned about what she might do. I didn’t think Terese would be swayed by a phone call from Ted Kennedy suggesting veiled repercussions, any more than one from Billy Graham asking for a little Christian mercy. I had no idea of Terese’s background, but I was pretty sure she didn’t get where she was by crying herself to sleep and then giving in to anyone. I had the feeling this next article in the A-List might be smoking.
I would be willing to bet that by noon today, Terese would know all about Sonny’s two divorces, his two kids, his gay sister, his father’s bizarre death and his mother’s . . . well . . . dating Noel. Her nasty little shovel might even dig up the fact that sweet Aunt Mae once went out with a man who later became a killer. And I would bet it would all be in the next edition of the A-List.
Furthermore, if she and her research people could gather any factual evidence about Elaine and Bobby’s background, that would make the cover headline. Not to mention, the six o’clock network news with a nice exclusive for Terese on a show like Jerry Springer or Geraldo. Elaine and Bobby would then both have good reason to go off the deep end, but dear Terese would have been telling only the truth, which, of course, would make it all perfectly okay.
I wondered what Elaine thought Hamlet might do if the whole sordid story came out. All the sympathy that would go out to him for his childhood experience would be negated by the lies he had fabricated as an adult. Did she think he would get violent? Collapse? Go off and nurse his depression? I rather opted for the last. Hamlet might yell and scream and stamp his foot, but I didn’t foresee much more.
Finally, the photos were done. I showered and dressed, and Fargo and I took off. He looked disappointed when we didn’t turn for Race Point, but I explained, “We are going to break the law, angel dog, and so we must be very careful. After we drop some photos off at Tellman’s we are going to sneak into The Beeches the back way and have a little run.” He grinned and let his tongue hang out just a little.
When we reached Tellman’s I tied him to a statue of Eros in the front yard. As I went through the door, I called back. “Don’t bite’em off.”
He gave me a dirty look as if to say, “Why not? Somebody bit mine off!” I laughed and went in, to be deluged with more talk of actors and reporters and Sonny and how handsome he looked on TV. Maybe Cindy was right. A new career might await him.
At last we drove slowly down an unpaved back road into the far reaches of the hiking area of The Beeches. “Now,” I said, “You have to be very quiet and not bark. When I blow your whistle you have to come at once. I mean at once, and then we scarper. Got it?” He looked at me with totally intelligent eyes. I would swear he knew exactly what I had said.
I quietly released the dog with a whispered, “No bark!” I sauntered innocently along the trail down which Fargo had already disappeared and settled onto a bench under a beech tree with leaves that would soon lose their dusty green patina and turn to copper, like a giant Christmas tree hung with newly minted pennies.
I would have been happy to enter by the main gate and pay the fee, but I knew this time of year, Fargo was canis non gratis.
I heard a couple of distant barks, but figured they were too far away to be heard back at the entrance. I had a passing worry that he had met up with the alligator along the edge of the large pond, but discarded that quickly. If the gator hadn’t shown up by now, he was probably in downtown Bangor.
I had a cigarette, probably number two, then carefully put it out, field-stripped it and put the filter in my pocket. Then I stood and gave a mighty blow into the silent whistle. A couple of minutes later Fargo appeared, tongue lolling. I grabbed his collar before he could dash off again, and we jogged to the car. We drove away, not having seen another soul, our crime du jour successfully complete.
Heading back to town, I realized I was very jumpy, even after my little adventure with Fargo. I don’t know why this Terese thing was bothering me so much. Sonny was a big boy. If he wanted to bait her, that was up to him. Anything she spread about our family wouldn’t be all that bad, and nobody in town would give a hoot. They all knew it anyway. As for the rest of the world, I’m sure it could care less about the little peccadilloes of the Peres family.
As far as Elaine was concerned, I felt great sympathy for her, but there wasn’t anything I could do. I sincerely did not think my trying to talk to Terese would accomplish a single thing except to make matters worse. My connection to Sonny alone would be enough to make her hate me. And, frankly, I planned to stay as far from her as possible.
I didn’t feel like going home. I didn’t want to hear all the love songs to Sonny being sung at the Wharf Rat. The cottage would be lonely without Cindy. What to do to get out of this mood?
Suddenly I remembered I promised my mother I’d move some iris from the front yard to the back for her. I’d do that now. Maybe doing something physical and sweaty would calm me down. I made the turn onto her street.
In the driveway, I let Fargo out, and he ran immediately for the picnic table in the backyard—where sat Mom and Noel, drinking iced coffee. Jeez! This guy was turning into the old bad penny!
“Hello, darling!”
“Hi, Mom, Noel.” I gave Mom a kiss on the cheek and Noel a nod. “Well, madam, your gardener is here. Tell me what you want done with the iris, and I’ll punch in on the time clock.”
Mom gave a little grimace and pointed to the back fence, along which now ran a neat little line of iris plants. “Darling, you are so sweet to remember! But Noel was here . . . and I mentioned them . . . and, well, he did it. But I thank you a thousand times, anyway.”
“Oh, okay, just so it’s done.” I gave Noel a look that probably wasn’t terribly friendly.
“I’m sorry, Alex, I didn’t mean to do your job for you. Let me confess, I have absolutely nothing to do until tonight, when we have a run-through for lighting cues, and I am jumpy as a cricket. When Jeanne mentioned the iris, I practically ran for the garden fork, just to have something physical to do. I hope you’ll forgive me.” He sipped his coffee and looked penitent.
I laughed. “Well, I can hardly be irritated, considering that explanation. It’s why I’m here, too. I ran out of things to do and was about to jump out of my skin, when I remembered the iris. Gee, Mom, you want a well dug, or something? You’ve got two eager workers here.”
“You wouldn’t like to clean out the basement, would you?”
“No,” we chorused.
“Look, I’ve got a better idea.” Noel smiled. “Why don’t I take you two ladies to the Rat for lunch? We will speak only of pleasant things, and a glass of wine will steady our nerves. Okay?”
“Sounds good to me,” I said. “Are things that bad back at the ranch?”
“Please.” Noel groaned. “Nick is in the garage with the door closed. I can’t imagine how he’s breathing. Ophelia is on the front porch guarding her dill plant and talking to it. Hamlet is in his room pacing, and moaning from time to time. Elaine keeps going to Terese’s door and saying, ‘May I please come in, Terese? I need to speak with you.’ Terese doesn’t answer. Elaine goes away and comes back ten minutes later with the same request. Terese has had the phone tied up all morning, between talking and using her noisy little fax. It’s been lovely.”
Mother put her arm through his. “No wonder digging up iris sounded like such fun. You poor thing! Of course we’ll go and have some lunch.”
I put Fargo in the house with his bowl of water and a biscuit, and left him looking totally outraged. How quickly he forgot his run through the beeches. With Fargo it was, “So what have you done for me lately?”
The three of us strolled the couple of h
undred yards to the Wharf Rat and walked into a wall of noise. The Blues Brothers were gathered at the front table and had obviously been there for some time. As I entered, Harmon bellowed at me full blast, “Hi, there, Alex. See that boy over there? Now ain’t he somethin’? I reckon he fixed that carrot-topped you know what, didn’t he?”
“I reckon he did, Harmon, indeed.” When I recovered from the beer fumes I looked over and saw my brother, sitting alone at a table for four. I turned to Mom and pointed. She nodded and we went to his table.
“Hello,” I said. “May we join you, or are you waiting for your agent?”
“Mom and Noel are welcome. I assume you can find a place at the bar.”
“Now quit it, you two, or Noel and I will find a place at the bar.” She turned to Noel. “I went through eighteen years of this. I’m not going to ruin my lunch with more of it. Now, can you two behave?”
“Yes, Mommy Dearest,” Sonny lisped.
“Yes,” I replied, cowering. “Please just don’t beat us with the coat hangers.”
“Oh, God.” Mom sat down and picked up a menu.
“Reminds me of my two,” Noel said. “They’re just not quite old enough to have any subtlety yet.”
“You call this subtlety?” Mom stared Sonny and me down, and said sweetly to Noel, “Now about that wine . . .”
Lunch really was enjoyable, except for the parade of people coming by to congratulate Sonny on shooting down Terese Segal. If he, and we, had accepted all the offered drinks, we’d have been face down for a week.
Despite his statement that we should speak only of pleasant things, Noel at one point did tell us what worried him personally about Terese’s next article.
“All kidding aside about bratty kids.” He lifted his glass to Sonny and me. “I worry about what La Segal might publish that would affect mine. Several years back my wife decided—or discovered—she was gay. That’s why we divorced. She had met a woman she fell in love with.”
“My goodness!” Mom looked startled.
“Yes. The divorce was about as amicable as they can be, I guess. I suppose neither of us had any very serious feelings left for each other. Mainly we were together for the kids, I think, and we weren’t together all that often, anyway. At least the divorce wasn’t cutthroat. Karen is a good mother. I saw no reason to start some sort of custody battle. So Karen and her partner have the kids, and seem to be doing a good job with them. They own a women’s sportswear store near White Plains and do quite well. They also make sure one of them is home every day when school gets out.”
“Do you see the kids?” Sonny asked.
“Yes. We have no problem with that. The only problem is that I’m away so much. I would like to spend more time with them, but that’s not Karen’s fault. Anyway, I bring them into New York or to my place up in Vermont whenever I can. Everything is pretty smooth. The kids love both women and vice versa. At first, there was some talk at school, but now everyone just seems to accept it. Schoolmates, teachers, other parents—no problems, except with an occasional right wing religious type, and the kids have learned to handle that.”
He sipped his wine and laughed. “They just lean over and whisper in the other kid’s ear, ‘Be careful what names you call us. There’s more of us than there are of you. You just don’t know it yet.’ But you can see why I don’t want Terese spreading news of that arrangement all over the A-List. People would read it and start the gossip up all over again. I have no desire to hurt my ex-wife and her lover, and certainly I want to protect the kids. I’d really like to gag Terese, and I don’t know how to do it. With a bath towel, maybe.”
Sonny stared dreamily at his beer bottle, not his first, I thought. “Sometimes I think it really would be nice to have a police state.”
“No, it wouldn’t,” Mom countered. “Then I’d have to wear a big badge and carry a nightstick to keep you in line.”
I walked back with Mom and Noel to pick up Fargo and the car. It had been a nice long break, but the three of us were quiet and thoughtful as we walked. Personally, I’d be awfully glad when the play was presented and Terese had packed up and gone. Surely then she’d find some other target for her poisonous little darts. I wished Carlucci and his jolly troupe the best of luck, but I wasn’t the least certain I wanted them back every year for a series of Shakespearean soap operas.
Thanking Noel for lunch, I asked if he wanted a ride back.
“No.” He smiled rather sadly. “I think I’ll just start cleaning out the basement.”
I could almost get to like him.
137
Arriving home, I was startled to see Harmon mowing our lawn. It didn’t particularly need it, nor had I asked him to do it. I always did it myself. And I was pretty sure Cindy wouldn’t have asked him. Even more surprising was the speed at which he was striding around the yard, almost throwing the lawnmower out in front of him and then yanking it back the other way. Harmon was not noted for rushing through any job, but with his current reckless approach, I had some fear that flowers, vegetables and small shrubs would all be at ground level before he finished.
“Hi, Harmon,” I called. “What’s up?”
He throttled back the mower and came over, pale and sweating hard. I wondered if he were having some bizarre kind of heart attack. “Harmon, are you all right? Sit down for a minute.”
“Let me just finish this. I’ll be right there.”
“Okay, I’ll go get you a beer.”
He shook his head. “No, I better not have no alcohol. Ice water would be fine.” He roared off at a half gallop, and now I was really worried.
I brought out his glass of ice water and my iced tea as he finished. He gave the mower a cursory brush-off and propelled it toward the garage, nearly taking off my car’s front bumper and trailing grass clippings as he went. What the hell was the matter with him?
He flopped into the chair opposite me and stated without preamble, “She’s gone too goddamn far, Alex. I shall take action.”
“What are you talking about, Harmon? Have some water. Cool off a little.”
He took a sip, his hand so shaky he dribbled some down his shirt and never even jumped when the icy water hit his chest. “You remember my older brother Rob, that was killed in Vietnam?”
“Sure,” I replied. Actually I didn’t. I’m not sure I had even been born then, but I had heard about him over the years. Another war where we seemed to have no clear idea what we were doing or why.
“Well, a few days back I was over to the cemetery, clipping the grass and puttin’ out some flowers like I had promised my mother I always would, and here came Miss Nosy wanderin’ around, reading headstones. She asked who Robert was, and I told her. You got a cigarette, Alex?”
I handed him the pack and lighter. I wondered whether I smoked half as many as I seemed to give away. Didn’t anybody carry their own anymore? Or did they just wait for Alex?
“Well,” he said, “I told her about him . . . how he was hit himself, but kept firing at the enemy while they helped some of our wounded get in the helicopter, and then when it was his turn, he couldn’t make it. I told her how they sent him home with all them army men for the funeral, and how he got a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star that I still got in that little velvet box. She actually said she was sorry for my loss and went on.”
Amazing, I thought. Was Terese a closet patriot? Could she actually feel for a young boy’s loss of his only brother and a middle-aged man’s lonely task in the cemetery? Maybe underneath that leather tough exterior beat a heart of—
“But then, this afternoon right after lunch,” he interrupted my sweet dream. “I was mowin’ their lawn next door and she come running out screeching like a barn owl. Said she couldn’t work with me making such a racket. I told her this was the only time I had to do it. Then she gives me this smirk and says she found out Rob weren’t no hero, that he was a coward . . . shot in the back runnin’ away! All that hero stuff were just a cover-up, and she was going to wr
ite it up in her next magazine article! Making everybody think Rob were a coward, when lotsa the men in his platoon wrote and tol’ our mama that he saved them! Alex, Rob wasn’t no coward!” He burst into tears.
“Oh, God, Harmon, don’t you see she’s lying! She was just pissed you were making a bothersome noise and knew that was a sure way to hurt you! She wouldn’t be able to get that information from the government, even if it were true . . . or any information at all, in such a short time. She was just making it up as she went along. And no way is she going to publish it. You could sue her for millions! Forget it, Harmon. We all know what a hero Rob was!”
I finally got him sort of calmed down, although I’m not sure he really believed me, and he left. I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning the mower, raking up the clippings and stomping the divots back into the lawn. That felt good. Every stomp was a kick in Terese’s butt.
Cindy’s arrival home at day’s end was laden with clues for the trained observer.
Her car door slammed with great vigor. As she walked across the driveway, I heard her kick at something and send it skittering. She came through the door fuming, “Fargo, if you keep leaving rawhides in front of the door, you’re going to kill somebody.” She came into the kitchen. I braced.
“Why is the outdoor grill lit? I hope to God we’re not having company. Would it be possible to get a Scotch and soda?” She continued toward the bedroom. “It’s stifling in here. I hate these damn shoes.” She disappeared.
Highly skilled investigator that I am, it was almost immediately obvious to me that Cindy had put in a bad day. I doubted that it had anything to do with Fargo or me, and she would figure that out shortly. So I simply made us both a drink, and Fargo and I went outside to put the steak on the grill and await the transformation.
It didn’t take long. Wearing shorts, a T-shirt and no shoes worked wonders.
“Hello, my darlings. I’m starring in a new production of the Seven Dwarfs, and guess which one I’m playing? Uhmm-m, that steak smells luscious.” She kissed us both, murmuring mea culpa, as she gave each of us a hug. “Good grief, what a day.” She sat down at the table and absently ran her hands through her hair.
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