"And I'm glad to hear you say that," Tad told her as Gangly-Arms called her into the other room to give her statement. "I'll be waiting right here for you when you're done."
And Emily knew in that moment that her heart was tumbling into a complete surrender to Tad. Surprisingly, the sensation wasn't nearly as scary as she had thought it would be. Of course, that might be because she'd just survived an encounter with a mad man, and falling in love seemed tame in comparison. But whatever the reason, she was grateful, she decided as she moved off to talk with the detective, grateful to have the chance to see where their relationship might lead.
EPILOGUE
A couple of weeks later…
Emily looked around at the faces seated at the candlelit table on Gabby and Greg's back deck. So much had changed since the last time she had sat there. If someone had told her two weeks ago that this would be the group of people she would be having dinner with, she would have laughed in their face. Seated around the large table were Gabby and Greg, Amelia, Maclaine, Larry McBain, Susanna Fowler, Tad, and herself. The past couple of weeks had seen many tears, a lot of explanations, and some reconciliations.
As soon as Maclaine had recovered from a fairly nasty concussion due to the blow to her head, she went and sought out Amelia, who had finally recovered from her own similar head wound. Both of them were nursing broken hearts, fueled by betrayal and rage. Instead of letting Trent cause them to become enemies, the two women bonded over their mutual hatred of him. Although they both still looked pale and tired, they were also both sporting big smiles tonight. Amelia had been a shoulder for Maclaine to cry on as she dealt with her aunt's funeral arrangements and her uncle's new relationship with Susanna Fowler. Although Maclaine had loved her aunt like her own mother and would always miss her dearly, she recognized that her aunt and uncle's marriage had not been perfect. Her aunt had been a formidable woman, and Maclaine could see how her more softhearted uncle would have forged a connection with the nurturing librarian. Maclaine had always loved Susanna, so she'd given a tentative blessing to her and Larry's budding relationship. Larry was still mourning the death of his wife, so the two had more of a friendship than anything else at this point. That seemed to help Maclaine cope a little better. She was still staying with her uncle, and Susanna was still rooming with her neighbor while her house was being rebuilt. Greg was helping Maclaine shop for her own first home in Ellington.
Maclaine and Larry had decided to split the inheritance that Janice had left behind. Larry was using part of his share to run for mayor. He planned to carry on many of Janice's initiatives, but he had promised Susanna that he would not propose any funding cuts for the library, and he had informed Superintendent Johnson that he hoped the school carnival was a tradition that continued for many more years to come.
As for Emily's relationship with Maclaine, it had taken a dramatic turn for the better when they both experienced terror at Trent's hands. Trent had made a full confession, and Emily had made a confession of her own. She told both Tad and Maclaine about the pangs of jealousy she had been experiencing at seeing how closely the two had been working together. Maclaine had been appalled that Emily thought she was trying to destroy her and Tad's relationship. Once Emily made it completely clear that Tad was her boyfriend, the two got along like Bonnie and Clyde. And as for Tad, well, he was actually pretty pleased that Emily had been jealous. They had held a very long talk about where their relationship was headed. Although Emily was still moving at a slower pace than Tad might have preferred, she was opening up more and more every day. Tad might not have been aware if it yet, but Emily knew that he held her whole heart in his hands.
Emily and Tad had left the table to go check out the newly decorated tree house for the twins. "I hope when I'm a dad, I can do these kind of great things for my kids," Tad said, surveying the seriously cool tree house.
"I'm sure you will," Emily told him, trying not to let her discomfort at the thought of kids show.
But Tad laughed, sensing her feelings without her saying a word. "How about for the time being we concentrate on enjoying our time together?" he asked, tilting his head down to give her a kiss. "What do you say to a run in the morning?"
"I say, forget it, unless you've finally found those running shoes that come in heels," Emily laughed.
"Can't say that I have. But I will say, there is one thing I like about your heels," he said, looking down at her new pair of wedge sandals that tied around her ankles in smart bows.
"What's that?" Emily asked.
"They put you at just the right height to kiss," Tad told her, leaning in for another smooch.
Emily laughed and turned her foot this way and that to better admire the gorgeous coral color of her wedges. "I like them," she decided. "But I'm definitely swearing off of turquoise heels for the foreseeable future. They're still making nightly appearances in my dreams," she shuddered, trying to forget the moment she had discovered the mayor's body at the carnival.
Tad hugged her close. "Then I guess we need to find some more things to take your mind off of them," he told her. "How about a canoeing trip with the gang? Or we could go catch a Cardinals' game and check out the view from the top of the Arch. After all, we've got nothing but time."
"That's true," Emily said. "And I don't think I've ever been so glad that school's out for summer."
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Tracy D. Comstock is a small-town girl from Missouri. She lives in a home where she is outnumbered 3:1 by the males in her life: her husband and their two extremely adorable, but terrifyingly ornery sons. She has no pets as all living things, besides humans, of course, come to her house to die, including the victims in her books. All her life Tracy devoured books. Her parents' most effective punishment was grounding her from reading. Although she has a B.S. in Education and a Masters in Literature, she was nudged down the path to publication by encouraging (and sometimes threatening!) family, friends, professors, and students. When not working on Emily's adventures, Tracy is an adjunct instructor for several local colleges, where she gets to teach others about her greatest passion: writing.
To learn more about Tracy D. Comstock, visit her online at: http://tcomstockmysteries.wix.com/tracycomstock
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BOOKS BY TRACY D. COMSTOCK
Schooled in Murder Mysteries:
Murder is Our Mascot
School's Out for Murder
Lesson in Fear (short story in the Killer Beach Reads collection)
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SNEAK PEEK
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MOTION FOR MALICE
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KELLY REY
CHAPTER ONE
Some people are as subtle as spoiled milk and about as pleasant. Dorcas Beeber was one of those people. One and a quarter, if you counted her killer Bossi-Poo, Chandler. Both of them showed up at my desk at the law firm formerly known as Parker, Dennis & Heath before the untimely expiration of Heath, early on an overcast Thursday morning in January. Dorcas's husband Weaver trailed behind like a wisp of smoke. The office policy was no animals allowed, but Dorcas made her own rules, and Chandler had no respect for authority. He yapped nonstop from his Gucci carrier, sounding madder by the minute, probably because the other Bossi-Poos made fun of his little velvet sweater on the way over. Weaver stood off to the side, a trim, tidy, bright little man in his plaid cardigan and khakis, his hair short and neat, his nails clipped and clean.
Dorcas glared down at me through contact lenses the startling color of tiger's eyes. Nothing about Dorcas was subtle. She was in your face in every way. Rings on nearly every finger, big, chunky necklace, broad neon pe
ach headband. She had acres of overly tanned skin draped over large bones. And she was holding a crystal ball.
Some people might have wondered what a crystal ball was doing in a law office. I wasn't one of them. I'd worked at the newly rebirthed Parker, Dennis long enough to expect anything. In fact, I was surprised the crystal ball hadn't shown up sooner. We could have used it. The place had been going downhill since one of its founding partners, Doug Heath, had joined the bar association in the great beyond six months earlier. The problem wasn't necessarily that Doug had died. The problem was that his lowbrow but successful advertising spots had died along with him, and now that his files were lurching to a close without being replaced by new ones, the firm was running out of money. Which meant it took every flea-riddled stray dog of a case that wandered in off the street.
With a sigh, I turned away from the plaintiff's request for admissions I'd been typing for the firm's associate, Wally Randall. Requests for admissions were part of the legal discovery process that began after the filing of a complaint, where the plaintiff tried to get the defendant to admit to such incriminating statements as The defendant was born on or about October 1, 1960, which invariably would be denied in the defendant's Response. It seemed like a waste of printer toner to me, but then I had to have something to do between breakfast and dinner.
I smiled at Weaver, frowned at Chandler, and looked at Dorcas.
She plunked the crystal ball down on my desk. "I want to see Howard."
"He's unavailable," I said, which is what I always said when Dorcas showed up. No one was available when Dorcas showed up. Including Dorcas. As far as I could tell, she spent her days drifting in the middle distance of consciousness with her crystals, visions, and Chandler to keep her company. "Wally's here if you want to see him," I added. I tried to push the crystal ball aside, off of my papers, but it refused to move.
She actually drew back in horror, a reaction I completely understood. "Certainly not. I won't have that imbecile pawing through my file."
Currently, she didn't have a file. From what I could tell, she didn't even have a life. But she had a hobby, and that hobby was filing ridiculous lawsuits. About fifteen months ago, with Dougie's help, she'd raked a company called Miss Clara, Incorporated over the coals to the tune of a hundred thousand bucks. Turned out Miss Clara, Incorporated was a phone bank of slow-talking Bahamian fortune tellers who, for $3.95 a minute, had taken their time predicting a fatal shopping cart accident that turned out to be nothing more than a ding in her car door at the local Aldi's. She'd never seen a dime of that money, since Miss Clara, Incorporated had folded up shop after the verdict. Ever since then, Wally and Howard had treated her as if she were a few tarot cards short of a deck.
"Dear," Weaver said, "maybe it would be best if we talk to Wally."
She blew out an impatient sigh. "I don't want to talk to Wally. I want to talk to Howard." She glowered at me. Chandler glowered at me.
I was unfazed, as long as the dog carrier remained latched. "I understand, but he just isn't here right now." I gave the crystal ball another subtle push. Nothing. "Is there something I can help you with?" I asked.
"This thing has become completely unmanageable," she said, flicking a purple-painted fingernail at the crystal ball. It trembled slightly. Strange. "Lately it's giving me nothing but dark visions. Not like my honey baby Chandler. Isn't that right, honey baby? He's such a good boy." She pressed her lips to the carrier and made kissy sounds. Chandler touched his nose to her chin. Then I swear he smirked at Weaver. "My clients are very unhappy with their readings," she said after she'd unpeeled her lips from the mesh. "One of them claims she's gone on antidepressants because of me. Some of them are actually refusing to pay me. Can you imagine that?"
I didn't have to imagine it. It was the story of my life. I got paid in single digits, and I still sped to the bank on Fridays to make sure the check didn't bounce.
"Dear," Weaver said, "I think you should simply sue them for not paying."
"But they're my clients," she said. "Where would I be without them?"
Weaver gave a tiny resigned shrug.
"The money's not the point," she whined. "This thing" —another flick at the crystal ball, another blink-and-you-missed-it tremble—"is costing me business. I have bills to pay, too. Do you know how expensive it is to run Destinies with Dorcas?"
I had an idea. I'd passed the Destinies with Dorcas storefront once or twice. It was above a shuttered hardware store in the dilapidated business district of Oak Grove that had surrendered to the march of time and the modern office park near the interstate. It was probably all she could afford. Dorcas used to be a cashier at a local Walmart until an unfortunate incident involving a crate of Grape Nuts falling on her head, at which point she apparently saw a vision of dollar signs and began calling herself a psychic.
I glanced down at the crystal ball. For a plain hunk of glass, it wasn't bad looking. If you stared at it long enough, you could actually see swirls of color and subtle movement deep inside—no, wait. That was Dorcas behind it, impatiently swishing around her flowing robes. That was a relief.
"I'm not sure—" I began.
"I'm getting a vision." Her gaze drifted to the crystal ball and lingered there, unblinking, for a few seconds. "You have an undesirable in your life. Someone you seek to be rid of. A man."
I ran down the list of men in my life. It was a short list, with only Curt Emerson on it, and I definitely didn't want to be rid of Curt. Curt was a keeper.
"I can't quite see him clearly…" She frowned at the crystal ball. "He's dark haired. No, no, he's a blonde."
Good grief.
"His name begins with a D," she said. "Or perhaps an M?"
I glanced at Weaver and got another shrug.
"Well." She looked away, blinking several times. "In time, all will be made clear."
"Isn't she astounding?" Weaver said.
"I'm usually very accurate." Dorcas shrugged. "But my crystal ball has a crack in it."
She could say that again.
I heard the back door open, and my heart lifted. Salvation. Or the Grim Reaper. Either way.
"It's obviously defective," she went on. "I intend to sue the manufacturer. It even broke my toe this morning while I was carrying it into my séance room. Isn't that right, honey baby?" She kissed the mesh carrier some more. Chandler was starting to look embarrassed.
I wondered if séance room was psycho-speak for bathroom. "I'm sorry to hear that," I said, "but if you slipped—"
"I didn't slip," she snapped. "It dove right onto my foot after I chastised it for showing me a black vision. I won't have black visions." She gave a brisk nod of confirmation. "It's a very winnable lawsuit," she added.
Chandler let out a sharp yap as if to say, She's right. Or maybe, I smell toast.
The door to the kitchen inched open, and Missy's eye pressed to the crack. Missy was another secretary at the firm, but she looked more movie starlet than computer jockey. Missy was almost six feet of legs with a knockout body, a Barbie doll face, and enough smarts to stay in the kitchen when Dorcas was around.
Dorcas cocked her head to the right and froze. Her eyes rolled up into her head. Her mouth fell open. Weaver took a tiny step backward. Chandler stopped trying to chew his way out of his carrier and watched her.
"Death!" she shrieked. Weaver jumped a little. Chandler cowered for a tenth of a second then resumed gnawing on the mesh door. "Death is in the air! The place reeks of it!"
Well, that was a bit of an exaggeration. Howard had hired the best cleaners after Dougie had filed his final brief in the kitchen.
She swayed back and forth, muttering. Chandler looked a little green around the whiskers. "Death is in the foyer," she moaned. I leaned to the left to take a look. Table, lamp, cheap throw rug. Looked okay to me. "It must be stopped. You!" She stabbed her finger at me. "You must stop it!"
Chandler rolled his eyes. For once I knew how he felt. "I don't know if I can do that," I told her.
"You can! You must! You will!"
Oh, for Pete's sake. I sighed. "Fine."
Dorcas shook her head. "Foolish girl. You mock the things you don't understand."
She was wrong there. I also mocked the things I did understand. And I understood she was a gold-plated kook. Not for the first time, I found myself wishing Dougie was still around. He'd known how to handle clients like her. He'd spoken their language. I just wanted to drop the crystal ball onto her other foot. If I could move the damn thing. I gave it one more try. Nothing.
I sat back, defeated. "How exactly do I go about stopping death?" I asked, since that kind of information might come in handy someday.
"At the source, of course."
"Yap!" Chandler said, now having a respectable hole in his mesh door and a different perspective.
"Is there a dog in this office?" the intercom squawked. Unfortunately, the intercom sounded a lot like Howard. I went still. Dorcas stared at it for a good ten seconds, nodding thoughtfully as if receiving instruction from the mother ship, which was almost scarier than her screaming about death. Weaver stayed put watching her. Chandler's expression morphed from triumph to Uh-oh.
Finally, Dorcas looked back to me.
"How about I take you to see Howard now?" I said.
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There are a lot of lawyers in the world. And because of firms like Parker, Dennis, there are a lot of lawyer jokes. The office itself was nice enough, decorated in navy, burgundy, and soft cream, with lots of expensive wood and thick law books. It was the lawyers in it that provided the punch lines.
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