This don’t look good, I’m thinkin’ as I get ready to go out. There are no signs of enthusiasm or excitement.
Yancy Cantrell strides to center stage. The lanterns have been lit all about him. He throws back his head and shouts out, “And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Toast of Three Continents, Miss Jacky Faber, the Lily of the West!”
With that, I jump out onto center stage and rip out “Mrs. McCloud’s Reel,” the best I ever played it. From that I go to “Dicey Riley,” and end that up with a couple of fancy dance steps. I hear some murmurs of appreciation from the passengers behind me, but from the audience in front of me…
Nothing.
I then pull out my concertina and do “Queer Bungo Rye,” a merry little tune and story that never fails to bring the laughs.
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Nothing.
I tell some jokes, then do some hornpipes with my pennywhistle, complete with dance steps. I do “The Galway Shawl” without accompaniment, and end that with an elegant curtsy.
Nothing.
Desperate, I try to appeal to the kids. I do “Froggy Went a-Courtin’” and “I’ll Tell Me Ma,” mugging all the way. The kids look at me wide-eyed, but…
Nothing.
Maybe poetry will help. I try “The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck,” the poem about a boy of thirteen on a warship at the Battle of the Nile, who remained at his post even though all others had fled.
There came a burst of thunder sound—
The boy, oh, where was he?
Ask the winds that far around
With fragments strewed the sea!
With mast and helm and pennon fair T
hat well had borne their part,
But the noblest thing which perished there
Was that young faithful heart.
Now, I have brought pirates, murderers, corsairs, assassins, even, to their knees, blubbering in their beers in ports on three of the Seven Seas, with my rendition of that poem, but here…
Nothing.
I give up. I give the full performance, as I always do, but
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expect nothing more from it. I round up with “The Parting Glass,” and then I dive below, mortified.
I throw myself into a chair and sit there fuming over the worst performance of my life. “They hated it. They just hated it!”
Clementine puts her hand on my arm. “You’re wrong, Miss. They loved it. They just don’t know how to show it.”
I am furious and beyond comforting. I take hold of her arm and snarl, “Don’t you try to cozen me, girl! You weren’t out there dyin’! You don’t—”
Clementine grabs my hand and throws it off her arm and says evenly, “You go to Hell, girl! You think I owe you somethin’, but I don’t owe you nothin’! I give you somethin’ you ain’t never even gonna know about! You can sleep with your own self tonight, you mean thing, you!”
She storms out of our cabin, and she does not come back in. Let her go, I say. I’m sick of this horseshit.
There is silence for a bit, and then Katy says, “She’s right, you know. Just wait a bit and you’ll see.”
They are both right. A little later I am told by Crow Jane that people have been dropping by sacks of vegetables, corn, and other produce. She asks me to come up to see and I do. The townsfolk drop their offerings on the deck and I shamefacedly nod in thanks.
There, in the bucket set out for tips, is a sack, a sack that squirms about. I reach in and pull it out and open the drawstring at its top.
Out pokes a pink little face, the face of a perfect little piglet. It wiggles and squishes its nose against my hand. I am astounded.
“Well, there’s tomorrow’s dinner, anyway,” says Crow Jane.
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Chapter 38
James Emerson Fletcher, Highwayman
Pennsylvania, USA
Jacky,
“Stand!” I shouted as the two mounted men rounded the curve in the road. “Stand and deliver, you murdering swine!”
I had left Pittsburgh two days ago and walked down the Frankstown Road till I came to a likely spot—thick woods on each side and a little hillock where I could sit and see the traffic coming either way, and there I did sit for a full day and a half till I finally saw two men on horseback, riding hard, their long riding coats flapping out behind them. It was them.
I positioned myself in the middle of the road, pistol in my left hand and rifle in my right, both fully primed and cocked, so I was ready for them when they rounded the turn.
“Stand be damned!” shouted the man on the left, who I saw was Beatty. They both pulled back hard on the reins, and the horses squealed in fright and reared up above me. I could see both men pulling out weapons from beneath their
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long coats, and I aimed and fired my pistol. The bullet caught Beatty high on the chest and he spilled backward from the saddle. I sprang back just as McCoy’s pistol was fired and I felt the bullet buzz past my cheek like an angry hornet. I lifted my right hand and fired my rifle, but in my haste I missed him as clean as he missed me.
His horse ran by me, but I reversed my rifle in my hand to swing the butt of it at his head with all the fury that was in me. I felt it connect and he tumbled out of the saddle, to thump heavily to the ground.
I drew my sword and stood over him, but even as far as I have fallen from civilized ways, I could not kill him in cold blood.
He rose slowly to his knees and then stood up, glaring at me balefully.
“You the boy from the prison?” he asked, as he drew the sword from his own side. I recognize it as being my old sword, the one they had stolen from me when I was ambushed and left for dead. It will be good to get it back.
“I am Lieutenant James Emerson Fletcher, late of His Majesty’s Royal Navy,” I said with a slight bow. “I am also the man you waylaid and left for dead up on the Allegheny. I have been schooled in swordmanship since I was fifteen. En garde.” I went down into the ready position.
I saw uncertainty in his face at that, but still he snarled, “You look like a goddamned hayseed t’ me!” and he raised his sword to take a swing at my head. It was pathetic. I parried it easily and pinked him on his sword arm. When he went to put his hand over the wound, I lunged and put the point of my blade in his belly. When I felt it grate against his
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backbone, I pulled it back out. He looked shocked, dropped his sword, and then fell to his knees. He held that position for a moment, and then went over on his back.
“Lord, you have killed me,” he bleated, as he looked down at the blood spreading over his shirt and trousers.
“It appears so,” I said coldly.
“I ask for mercy.”
“I will give to you the same mercy you gave me.” I reached down inside of his coat to check for more weapons and I found another pistol. It was loaded. I noticed that it was of the new percussion-cap design and reflected that thieves like this would certainly have the latest of equipment as part of their evil trade.
“If you could turn me to my side a bit to ease my pain, I would thank you for it,” said McCoy, looking over my shoulder.
It occurred to me that if McCoy had two pistols, then— I heard the cock of the hammer and hit the ground in the same instant. The not-quite-dead Mr. Beatty pulled the trigger, the gun fired, and the bullet sailed across my breast to bury itself in McCoy’s leg. I turned over, cocked the pistol that I held in my hand, and fired at Beatty. The ball went in his right eye socket and took off the back of his head.
I got to my knees and took a deep breath. I looked over and knew that we would hear no more from Mr. Beatty. I knew also that I had to clean up this mess, for if anyone came along, I could find myself with much explaining to do, and I had no wish to end my American adventure being hanged for murder.
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I ran up to my little hillock and looked about and saw that no one was coming either way, so it looked like I had some time, at least for a
while. I went back and gathered up the horses and led them into a small meadow I had previously noticed, hobbled them, and set them to graze. The beasts seemed content. Then I hurried back to the road.
Mr. McCoy was singing his death song.
“Lord, I’ve been to the river and I’ve been baptized and I have heard the Word of the Lord. I know that today will be my dyin’ day, Jesus, and I beg You to take this poor sinner in Your lovin’ arms and carry me away.”
“Like He carried away the souls of all those poor travelers you murdered?”
McCoy turned his head to look at me as I took the feet of his former partner under either arm and dragged him into the bush. I have scouted out a deep ravine up near the hillock to hide the bodies until such time as the wolves find them. I got Beatty’s body there and rolled it in and then went back to McCoy.
“I know I’ve been a sinner, but I know my sins will be washed away in the Blood o’ the Lamb, yes, I know my redemption is at hand!”
“You’ve got a damned strange concept of religion in this land,” I said as I gathered the fallen weapons from the ground. I broke off a pine bough and swept the ground of any signs of the mortal struggle that took place there. Time then for Mr. McCoy.
I put my hands under his armpits and dragged his groaning body through the woods to the edge of the ravine that was to be his grave.
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He started singing, or rasping, really.
I am a pilgrim, and a stranger,
Travelin through this wearisome land,
I’ve got a home in that yonder city, good Lord,
And it’s not–
Someone’s coming. I ran to the hillock to see a buckboard coming down the road from Johnstown. Man, wife, two children. Damn! They’ll hear him rant!
McCoy heard the rattle of the buckboard, too, and grinned up at me.
“All I got to do is shout, boy, and they’ll be up on you faster than hounds on a possum. And you’ll be taken off and tried and hanged for the murderer you are. Ain’t that some fine? I may not be here to watch it, but trust me, I’ll know, wherever I might be.”
I watched the approach of the buckboard. The family in it was singing gaily, looking forward to a holiday in the big town. I had to agree with the wisdom of what he had said.
I took my sword out of my scabbard.
“You ain’t got what it takes, boy,” giggled McCoy. “You was just Fink’s fancy boy back in the lockup. That’s all you was. You ain’t got the balls.”
It turned out I did. I glided the edge of my saber across his throat, pulling back hard. His eyes opened wide, but he never again said another word. Not in this world, anyway. I wiped my blade on his coat and pitched him over into the ravine and looked upon him no more.
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The merry family passed by, completely unaware of what had just happened here.
I continued on the road down to Johnstown, figuring that I’d better go in that direction rather than returning to Pittsburgh, because the people back there might remark on the once penniless, funny-talking, ex-convict hayseed, who suddenly came back to town with two saddled horses and money in his overalls.
So I continued on down the road to Johnstown, to fit myself out for further travels.
In going through the bandits’ effects, I found myself richer by seventy-five dollars. Johnstown turned out to be another godforsaken frontier town completely lacking in any grace or style, and was actually little more than an over-large Indian village. I managed at least to sell the extra horse and saddle, no questions asked, as well as the old flintlock pistol and rifle that belonged to Clementine’s father. I kept the four percussion-cap pistols that formerly belonged to Beatty and McCoy, and purchased what was represented to me as a “Kentucky squirrel gun, the most accurate rifle available today, yessir.” It does have the new-fashioned grooved barrel that’s supposed to spiral the bullets more accurately at the target, and I am anxious to try it out.
I did not strip the bodies back at that ravine, for I have never had a desire to wear dead men’s clothes. However, in Johnstown, I found that there was no place to buy civilized clothing of any kind, so I bought the buckskin breeches and fringed leather shirt of the frontiersman off an Indian woman who was selling them by the roadside. She tried to sell me a hat that had the head of some unfortunate animal
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on the front of it, but I demurred. I kept the shirt that Clementine made for me, but threw away the overalls, hoping never to see the like again.
Apart from my sword, which hangs again at my side, there was one other object that McCoy had of mine in his saddlebag—it was the miniature portrait of you, Jacky, that you had painted with your own hand those years ago when you were at school, or when I thought you were at school. It fairly tore my heart out to see it, and it renewed in me the desire to track you down and bring you to bay, for that is the way I see it now.
I stayed overnight in a meager inn, had something to eat, and set out the next morning overland to get back to the river.
I won’t be writing again for a while….
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Chapter 39
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“Mr. Cantrell,” I say, putting on my stern Look. “It appears that your fare is only paid up to this point. You had said you would make good your fare as we went along. What do you mean to do?”
I am half joking, of course. I am perfectly willing to wait for my money till he finds more fertile grounds on which to practice his profession.
“Ah, yes, Miss.” He sighs. He finishes his morning coffee and rises. “I had hoped that I might find some gentlemen of the sporting class on this cruise, but, alas, I found none. A more square-headed, Bible-toting bunch I have yet to see. But no matter.” He looks off to the left. “I see that we are coming up on a small town on the Kentucky side…Augusta, is it? Yes. A fancy name for a squalid little town, but it will do quite nicely. If you could pull in there, Miss Faber, I’ll go ashore and get your money.”
Mystified, I give Jim, who’s on the helm, the order to pull in to the rickety dock, and he throws over the steering oar and we drift in and tie up.
As soon as we are secure, Yancy Cantrell puts on his black hat, smooths down his lapels, and steps onshore. He
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gives a quick whistle and his black girl jumps to her feet and follows him off.
What is going on? I wonder.
But I do not have the time to muse on this because I hear a strong ahem! from Jim and see Reverend Clawson off to starboard on the main deck, his hat in his hands.
“Passenger Clawson,” he says, a hopeful look on his face, “requests permission to cross the blue line, Miss. I would like to speak with you on matters that might be mutually beneficial.”
“Come ahead, Reverend Clawson, and seat yourself,” I say, graciously waving him to the seat recently occupied by Yancy Cantrell. “Clementine. A cup of tea for the Reverend, if you would.”
Clementine appears shortly, bearing the cup, saucer, and spoon, and she pours from the teapot that already sits on my quarterdeck table. The girl has been coming along quite nicely. Later in the evening of what I thought was my disastrous performance back in Maysville, I sought the girl out and found her huddled up in one of the unused passenger bunks. I put my hand on her shoulder and said I was sorry for what I had said to her in anger and asked her to forgive me my rash words. She did, and all was well between us again. Later still, when we were in bed for the night, I asked her what she meant by having given me something that I never would know about, and she just said, “Don’t mind me, Jacky, sometimes I just talk out of my head. It ain’t nothin’.” Still, this girl is a mystery.
“It’s this way, Miss,” begins the Preacher, “I’ve been workin’ this river…er, preachin’ the Word of the Lord, up and down here for a while and I learned some things, chief
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of which is this: You’ve got to know the kind of people you’re gonna be comin’ up on, you got to know
what the crowd’ll be like. I think you found that out back in Maysville. I coulda told you what was gonna happen there, but I thought it best you find out for yourself,” he says. He puts four rounded teaspoons of sugar into his cup, stirs it, and pauses in his speech to give it a slurp. “You being a high-spirited girl and not liable to take any old advice.”
I nod at the wisdom of this.
“So what do you propose?”
He leans forward. “You sent young Tanner downriver before to scare up a crowd, and he did. What you should have done was to have him make two trips, the first being to have him case out the town, then report back to us on what sort of town it is. If it is a sanctified town, with hard-rock churchgoin’ folks, then we’d put on a revival; if it is of a more open nature, you would put on your regular show; and if it is truly a wide-open town, then who knows what sort of show we could put on?” He winks broadly at me. “Do you get my drift?”
I begin to realize that this Reverend Clawson is a man of many parts.
“I do indeed, Reverend Clawson. And in the revivals, what part would I play?”
“Oh, Miss, the spiritual music is not far off from what you already play. I know you could do it up proud,” he replies, smiling. “Yep, I just know you could get ‘em rockin’ and a-rollin’ in the aisles, comin’ up to testify and a-praisin’ the Lord to the very high heavens themselves! You’ve got the gift. I know you do.”
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He chuckles and leans back to let me soak it all in, and I do.
While I am taking in all of this, he continues. “And there’s another kind of show you ain’t considered, and it’s perfect for podunk places like Maysville.”
Here he gets all conspiratorial and leans in close.
“You’ve got a whole lot of good whiskey down below. We could pick up a bunch of empty medicine bottles in Cincinnati, pour in some colored water, maybe add a few herbs, cut it half and half with some of your good ninety proof, paste on some fancy labels, and put on a medicine show. Same sort of thing you did at Maysville, but a lot shorter. I make the speech, you play a few tunes in your skimpiest outfit, we give out a few tiny samples, and we rake in what they got, be it coin, paper money, or barter. Then we pull up the stage and are back in the stream inside of two hours. Believe me, we will get no complaints on the quality of the medicine, because we know it will make everyone feel much, much better.”
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